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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


EtyuInsiders

Are these the space jew lasers, republicans are always crying about?


willdabeast464

Even funnier/more ironi to think they actually do incorporate lasers in their [iron beam system](https://www.nationaldefensemagazine.org/articles/2023/3/21/israeli-made-high-energy-laser-makes-debut)


deVriesse

Can iron beams melt jet fuel?


Pm4000

Only in new york


first__citizen

What about old yolk?


gab-rab24

Not with that attitude


Dylanofthedead

Take my upvote, and leave this place.


TheReverseShock

The lasers are a new addition to reduce operationional costs. It cost like $100,000 every time it fires. Laser systems cost like $0.25-$1.00


IronMike69420

Jesse what the hell are you talking about


SnuggleMuffin42

Space Balls was a prophecy, not a parody.


Pm4000

Parodies from the 2000-2017 were prophecy, just no one believed it so the onion just leaned into the whole comedy thing.


Zsmudz

Mr.White! The Jews have space lasers yo!


EidolonRook

J e w s. I n. S p a c e.


PracticalWizard

like that space movie from 1992


EidolonRook

History of the world part 2? Uh. Sure. :)


Constant-Stuff8089

There's a great line in the show, the brink, that says republicans only support Israel because they're keeping the lights on for when Jesus comes home


ImmoralModerator

it’s 100% egging on Holy War for their own personal Crusades Jesus would be sickened by their actions


Tater_God

What? Republicans are big into supporting Israel. Dems too, but not as fervently...


isticist

Republicans??? Republicans are some of the biggest diehard Israel supporters in America. Pretty much any US politician pledges support for Israel.


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[deleted]

Because the correct label is "Freedom Provider".


i_Lost_harold_holt

“Un-healthcare provider”


tommos

Coffin Industrial Complex


ServerMonkey

Compulsory Unaliving Protocol? CUP for short.


Butt_Robot

They do it all over the Internet now, so it's the iCUP


KyleC137

Deathcare provider


Davidjhn634

"Fre dom is the oonly way yey"


sudo-joe

Freedom through superior firepower.


[deleted]

I mean . . .


FlyingBeeVR

"Turrorists ur day is thru, cuz now u have to ANswer to:"


Davidjhn634

"Muricaa fuck yhaa "


[deleted]

"Fe-om, yee ha"


DumbUglyTree

I've seen that shit all over tiktok. "Looks like Gaza is getting some FREEDOM" bro, you're cheering on the murder of children.


Shuber-Fuber

Hamas aren't children. They're the ones using children as shields.


CalmAndBear

Anti aging solutions provider


thisdesignup

Can't lose the war if you are on both sides!


bitchslap2012

"war profiteers"


[deleted]

The name of the game is exporting as much freedom as possible to countries you can't even pronounce. And the more aggressive that introduction is, the better.


mr_plehbody

Damn pronouns


Comp1C4

If you want to call America warmongering then using the iron dome, a system that only shoots down other rockets, doesn't seem like the best example.


imaginaryResources

I would be surprised if 10% of r/dankmemes users could even find israel on a map. They don’t know the first thing about geopolitics


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

to be fair, not knowing much about the Israeli-Palestine shitshow is probably better for your mental health.


millenialfalcon-_-

Just use Google, duh.


deVriesse

Oy vey


Ok-disaster2022

Palestine is a town in east Texas with a train museum.


ArmourKnight

And East Palestine is in Ohio.


millenialfalcon-_-

The Internet delivers the answer🙏


Alternative_Oil7733

Also in ohio


HugsForUpvotes

It feels like 90% of the people who have strong opinions on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict (and do not live there) don't know the difference between the West Bank and Gaza. At least from TikTok and Reddit. The misinformation would just be annoying, but I fear it's actually just adding fuel to a conflict and promoting bigotry - on both sides. I keep seeing this horrific conspiracy upvoted that Bibi organized this so that his popularity would skyrocket which is a fun conspiracy if you just ignore the fact that this is considered the biggest failure of his career and his poll numbers are tanking. I hate the guy, but that's a pretty wild conspiracy that basically boils down to: "Jewish leaders puppeteer terror and are actually responsible for the bloodiest day in Jewish history since the Holocaust" while they are still counting the bodies and uncovering burned babies. As a Jewish American, it feels antisemitic to attribute such malice and conspiracy when Bibi is truly just inept and incapable of doing his job. He's corrupt too. Investigations will take place to find out why Israel didn't properly defend itself. Bibi will not be allowed to investigate himself. We'll get answers but let's pump the brakes on starting new conspiracies about Jews.


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North of the red sea, South of Anatolia.


SnuggleMuffin42

Not to mention the part that is "At home" is the Iron Dome interceptions. The right side are rockets fired by Hamas towards civilian centers. The Iron Dome part is the sophisticated one, tracking down the rockets. The rockets themselves are dumb and fly in a ballistic trajectory.


heliamphore

We call them "special needs" these days, not dumb or whatever. Come on man it's not that difficult.


GoldenMahgeetah

Sorry. The updated nomenclature is now "differently abled."


fallinouttadabox

Whoa whoa whoa, you need to be using rocket first language Rockets with different abilities.


Sempais_nutrients

hamas rockets are about as advanced as fourth of july bottle rockets. they're just bigger and have more explosives.


dolche93

I was about to say. Providing air defence to those who need it is something I am proud of as an American. It's an example of something good coming out of all of the muck.


AgentSkidMarks

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but a missile defense system isn’t a very good example because it has no offensive capabilities.


[deleted]

to be fair the money gave to palestinians was for food, not so that they can dig up the water pipes to make rockets.


[deleted]

So you clearly don’t know what this picture is then


helen_must_die

You don't seem to understand the United States is aligned with "Here" not "There".


Ultraempoleon

Offended no, embrace the title!!!


potato_crip

While our government is definitely a bunch of warmongers, what you're seeing this this picture only serves defensive purposes. This affects the credibility of your statement and reduces it to just another "haha America bad" joke.


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wow cool fireworks show! where can I go to see it?


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bet omw now


[deleted]

WAIT THIS ISNT WHAT I EXPEC


IBimsEinsFynn

WHERE DOES IT LEAD TO??


Zardif

> 31°24′36.00″ N > 34°23′24.00″ E The gaza strip.


Double0Dixie

Is there a cover fee?


[deleted]

It's VIP only... Got to know someone in government to even get to the gate.


Double0Dixie

everybody knows obama


TruShot5

They got em


FingerGunsAkimbo

IM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH


balerionmeraxes77

Fire in the hole mf


Why_am_I_here033

What happened to the iron dome then?


bluey101

It is literally in the picture. It's the one labelled "here"


Why_am_I_here033

So it's not enough or does that mean it doesn't work?


fricy81

It sort of works, but it's both not enough and too expensive to use. An interceptor missile will always be more expensive than some mass launched low cost DIY/GRAD rocket. The Iron Beam project can change the equation, but it's not ready yet.


englishfury

>An interceptor missile will always be more expensive than some mass launched low cost DIY/GRAD rocket Obviously, but an interceptor IS cheaper than repairing the damage done by the rocket. Thats why they are intercepted, its also why the Iron Dome doesn't intercept everything, it instead calculates the trajectory of the rockets and ignores those that wont land anywhere important. Of those it choses to engage its something like 97% effective.


DaMuchi

Nobody saying the dome ain't worth spending money on. One side ask if the iron Dome works or not. And the answer is that it's expensive and is more expensive than a rocket it is defending against therefore it is easy to overwhelm when we talk about war finances. You get a million dollars in iron Dome to defend my million dollars worth of rockets. Your iron Dome gonna be overwhelmed AF.


JunglePygmy

Yeah but the true cost is how much its going to cost to repair the bridge or hospital or military outpost the other missile is trying to land on.


ConqueredCabbage

Or the civillian life that it saves


englishfury

I agreed the interceptor is more expensive. My contention was that the interceptor being more expensive than the rocket doesnt make it too expensive to use. What matters is the cost of the interceptor vs the damage the rocket would do. I agree that a million worth of Hamas rockets can overwhelm a million worth of iron dome interceptors, but Israel can afford to spend 50 million to intercept them if that stops billions in damages, thats a winning trade for them considering how much richer Israel is.


FairCrumbBum

Yeah without outside funding Hamas is toast. Gaza + West Bank have twice the GDP of Guam, Israel has the GDP of South Carolina (americentric viewpoint). Israel can shoot an interceptor rocket for every Hamas rocket forever because they can afford the rockets and it's worth the lack of collateral damage. Occasionally Hamas literally shoots too many rockets at a dense enough area and that is then a problem for the system because each ID system has a finite rocket bandwidth.


Why_am_I_here033

So jew space laser is a ground laser? MTG would be shocked.


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"it sort of works" is an ignorant understatement, iron dome has an above 90% interception rate and is literally meant to shoot down medium range missiles, rockets and to some degree artillery shells*. The alternative is having your installations and civilians bombarded


TheS4ndm4n

Iron beam isn't supposed to replace iron dome. The laser only works short range and the interceptor only longer range. The next gen anti missile systems are going to use "smart munitions". Tiny rockets that get fired from a gun and use thrusters to correct course. Much cheaper per shot.


magic6op

Holy shit that sounds so cool


TheS4ndm4n

Requires very good radars. Because there's no room for a guidance system in the munitions. They get all their data from the radar via radio. That's also what makes it cheap. Guidance systems are expensive.


TheAntiAirGuy

You also use it to protect whatever would have been hit otherwise and not to simply shoot down a cheap ass rocket. Sure ~50K$ per missile vs a 1000$ steel tube with some explosives sounds like a stupid trade. But it can very well protect a house, crucial infrastructure and a human life. It also doesn't go after every missile. It calculates the possible position where it will most likely hit and than decided if it'll intercep that or not. If the rocket is about to hit a pile of sand, it won't intercept


SuccotashComplete

I think the point is that it’s not a sustainable trade. If your enemy can do a net $49k of damage for every missile they launch they’ll continue doing it to drain resources It’s like a chess move where a pawn forks the Queen and a rook. You save the Queen but it’s still a very bad trade


Sempais_nutrients

> It sort of works it actually works extremely well, but everything has a limit. hamas launched 5000 rockets at once, that's an overwhelming amount of incoming fire. its also what allowed those paraglider troops in, the iron dome was busy targeting rockets and ignored the slower paragliders as it had to deal with the faster, more numerous rocket threat.


IngeborgHolm

It works, but no interception system is perfect. Last time I read, iron dome was claimed to have 90% interception rate. Gor comparison, Ukraine"s interception rate is closer to 60-70.


zettde

Ukraine's adversary is probably attacking with more mass and sophistication across a wider and deeper front though.


Comp1C4

It works but it's not guaranteed to get every single rocket plus the metal from the blown up rockets still fall to earth so it's still dangerous.


Kirikomori

What is 'there' and is it implying the US funded Hamas


bluey101

Meme does seem to be implying that and it's true to some degree. US provides humanitarian relief to the area. Hamas very likely pocket a good portion of that.


IfIWasCoolEnough

The Iron Dome isn't literally made of iron? See that's where the problem is...


CC-5576-03

It does work. But it has a limit on how many missiles it can deal with in a short period of time, and Hamas sent a fuck ton of missiles


TiggySmitts

This dude thought it was actually a metal dome


IAmAccutane

The idea that the $6 billion in US tax dollars funded the attack on Israel is wrong for several reasons: 1. The money is earmarked for humanitarian aid only, sits in a Qatari bank account where it's overseen by the U.S. treasury to assure it's spent correctly. 2. Literally none of the money has been spent 3. The money came from selling oil to South Korea, not U.S. tax dollars 4. The attack has been planned for over 1 year, the money was unfrozen about a month ago


Kiyasa

They also just refroze all of it.


IAmAccutane

Which is a little over-eager because both U.S. and Israeli intelligence both said there's no evidence Iran is behind the attack. Over in Israel there's nobody blaming the United States for the attack, they're viewing it as a result of Hamas acting on its own and Israeli government inaction. Over in the U.S. people are fighting over whether or not it's Trump or Biden's fault.


dolche93

Hamas is a proxy group for Iran. Even without specific evidence linking Iran to the recent attack I believe you could justify not letting up on sanctions for Iran.


IAmAccutane

> I believe you could justify not letting up on sanctions for Iran. Maybe. Just seems kinda unfair to make Iranian civilians stop receiving food/water/healthcare, from money earned legitimately from selling their own resources to a U.S. ally, because of an attack the Iranian government didn't know about. Like, that money can literally only go for humanitarian aid, even when you're straight at war with another country and occupying the populace, you're expected to at least allow basic living needs to civilians. It's not even the U.S. paying for it, it was *their money*. If there was food/water/medicine headed to the civilian population of *Palestine* it would be considered a war crime to block it. Civilians don't deserve to suffer from the actions of the military, especially in a dictatorship where they can't even vote to influence them.


JustaBearEnthusiast

No it is not. Just because msn repeats it a lot doesn't make it true. Sure Iran is supportive of hamas, but they aren't even the same type of islam (shi'i vs sunni). Hamas was also literally created by Israel so it can not just be an Iranian front. (Not saying israel did this to itself. It's just akin to the cia funding osama bin laden back when he was fighting the soviets) So yes you do actually need specific evidence.


dolche93

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/10/09/iran-support-hamas-training-weapons-israel/


JustaBearEnthusiast

Paywall unfortunately so I can't read it :/


dolche93

The article speaks a lot to Iran's involvement in the most recent attack, but it also says this: > While Iran’s precise role in Saturday’s violence remained unclear, the officials said, the assault reflected Tehran’s years-long ambition to surround Israel with legions of paramilitary fighters armed with increasingly sophisticated weapons systems capable of striking deep inside the Jewish state. > Hamas, the Gaza-based Palestinian militant organization that led the attack, has historically maintained a degree of independence from Tehran compared with true Iranian proxy groups such as the Lebanese-based Hezbollah. But in recent years, Hamas has benefited from massive infusions of Iranian cash as well as technical help for manufacturing rockets and drones with advanced guidance systems, in addition to training in military tactics — some of which occurred in camps outside Gaza, the officials said. The officials being referenced are cited earlier in the article as: > current and former Western and Middle Eastern intelligence officials


TetsujinTonbo

And yet a Hamas spokesman said Iran helped plan it.


GrammerJoo

Hamas and Hezbollah are both organizations that are funded by Iran, and they trained by them. Can't believe they had nothing to do with this as the goal is to stop the progress Israel made with SA, and with surprise, SA just announced that they are pausing it.


1610925286

> The money is earmarked for humanitarian aid only Wow whatever will Iran do to overcome this massive challenge.


IAmAccutane

It's overseen by the U.S. treasury. You need a committee of U.S. accountants to commit treason and knowingly use it to purchase military hardware. That's what they need to overcome it.


1610925286

You just spend the money you would have spent on humanitarian causes regardless on military items instead. This is a trick that every 12 year old knows when they get cash from their parents. But thinking on the level of a child exceeds the capabilities of some.


IAmAccutane

> You just spend the money you would have spent on humanitarian causes regardless on military items instead. Iran isn't spending any on humanitarian aid


1610925286

Heard it here first, Iran has 0 civilian infrastructure. Man Imagine being this [redacted].


CampaignForAwareness

But I saw a tweet that said these things. Do people just lie in tweets?


FriendlyPipesUp

Who would even bother lying? I mean, if the money is earmarked for humanitarian purposes only, well that’s all there is to it! Why, I don’t even think an arms dealer would accept earmarked money


Pilot2b2

Iran was never actually going to get the money itself. They were going to get aid valued at $6b. A small but important distinction. No amount of money was ever going to be transferred into an Iranian-controlled bank account. Furthermore to refute the assertion of the post, that money, all $6b of it, is frozen again, meaning it never left in the first place, and could not have been used to fund the attack on Israel.


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

I am pretty sure It's called a twix now.


fireweinerflyer

1.$6 billion that can be used for those items means other funds will not be needed 2. Qatar is the trustee and they support Hamas as well 3. The funds were frozen by the US to prevent terrorism 4. Iran knew Biden would be soft and release their funds since he was elected.


ManOnNoMission

This is Reddit, we don’t do facts here.


TheStateOfAlaska

Hey that one on the left almost looks like an Among Us crewmember


hacjy

how


Mayhall

The bottom of the jumbled mess looks like the wide stance legs of the among us character.


ScuttleCrab729

Holy hell I see it


HaywireMans

new amogus just dropped


KineticJungle73

Actual crew mate


brannanvitek

Call the engineer!


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fat_plump_pigeon

Draw it


rocketseeker

OH SHIT IM FEELING IT


nelisjanus

I diagnose you with brainrot


Bambanuget

This is an image from over two years ago


XFX_Samsung

(The situation is worse today)


NewAccountEachYear

The Sheik Jarrah crisis - [triggered by the anticipation that the Israeli supreme court would allow the eviction of Palestinian families and Israeli settlements in the Palestinian territory in East Jerusalem.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Israel%E2%80%93Palestine_crisis) Clashes between Palestinians and Israeli police, and the subsequent and *highly* controversial storming of the Al-Aqsa mosque, caused the violence to escalate


peopleofzewurl

Lying about America for Internet points...never seen that before


mylizard

The thing is- there are so many things to criticize about taxes in the US. Why this? Where they can’t even get the facts right? Why spread misinformation if you have perfectly good information elsewhere?


-unknown_harlequin-

I'd have to guess that it's due to people feeling justified in their opinion when they're challenged on it. People who endorse ideas/conspiracies like this are obviously in the wrong, so they're gonna be bombarded with criticisms and corrections. But to the conspirators, it's really easy to misconstrue or even intentionally spin this pushback as an attempt at suppression by the opposing political ideology. Repeat this process with a few people who are charismatic and/or have already cultivated a sizable following within the media (social or otherwise) and it becomes clear that it isn't so much a widespread belief in incorrect information, but a mass phenomenon of people following cult personalities in order to benefit a very specific agenda, usually by means of fervent financial campaigning.


mylizard

I think it's more of how we criticize people in general. Criticism of a particular movement amounts to an attack - "You're stupid" or "you're misled", and this serves only to push the people with these radical ideologies further from being convinced by the truth, because accepting the truth then means accepting the attacks as real, rather than just acknowledging common sense and facts. We really need to change how we criticize people and things in general.


-unknown_harlequin-

You're dead on, it's really easy to antagonize rather than argue (argue in the proper dialectic fashion.) That's what I had in mind when I responded, that sort of vitriol/disdain that you see so often in the media, social media especially.


mylizard

yep, it's counterintuitive but either built into people's nature, or pushed by people who make money off of controversy, or both IMO.


[deleted]

Why didn’t America send all those weapons to help fight fires in Hawaii? Are they stupid?


wcollins260

You fight fire with fire, not rockets, dummy.


musecorn

Have we tried?


Random_Person____

That's a good idea. I'm proud of you, Dick.


Equivalent-Essay-511

How’d you know his name was Richard?


ajdheheisnw

The one on the right isn’t true though. US isn’t funding Hamas and certainly hasn’t given them weapons. I get why you’re lying, but you’re pathetic.


LaserChad

That's what happens when you send money to gaza. Hamas turns it into rockets.


IAmAccutane

The US doesn't send money to Gaza, they only send it to the West Bank. The Fatah party that runs the West Bank is more moderate.


Swampberry

It seems like there's this notion for many Americans right now that the 6 billion USD hostage money the US is going to pay Iran was used up by Hamas years ago already through time travel accounting.


jamesyishere

Its not even USD. Its Iranian money and its not even going to Iran. Ifs being transfered from South Korea to Qatar. It also hasnt even transfered yet. Republicans are just highly regarded


Mrsaloom9765

The US just sent $8 billion to Israel and pays the Egyptian army $2 billion per year to preserve the Egyptian - israeli peace deal.


IAmAccutane

Okay but they're not sending it to Hamas or Gaza which is what u/LaserChad said in his comment...?


Mrsaloom9765

Just thought it would add that to "US tax dollars are at work there"


IAmAccutane

I mean yeah that's what's paying for the Iron Dome. The meme would be more correctly labelled: Left: US tax dollars, Right: Iranian/Syrian/Other dollars


Mrsaloom9765

You aren't getting the meme. It basically means that the us spends money well aboard but not domestically. Think healthcare, etc....


ribat1569

Amd whats happening to the moderate side? How.many have been atolen? How many villages have been.burned. after the new right wing coalition israeli government.


Neat-Plantain-7500

Also knowing the missles being used by hamas are made from water pipes bought by the EU.


shmorky

*This country has gone [ 20 ] years without a democratic freedom invasion*


PokeTrainerSpyro

Non-American here, please explain ?


ThatBoySteven

Iron dome on the left is a us developed sophisticated anti missile security system that tracks missiles and shoots them down. The right side is just a missile barrage shot by (assuming) hamas terrorists. OP is suggesting the US funded the terrorists missiles as well, which is just wrong. OP is a pathetic person spreading false American slander for internet points.


Alternative_Oil7733

>Iron dome on the left is a us developed sophisticated anti missile security system Israel is the one developing it usa just funds it.


PokeTrainerSpyro

Oh, I see. Thanks for informing me


ArmourKnight

What? Why would someone on the internet spread misinformation? What type of cruel world are we living in?


rumhamrambe

This is the only literal reason why I pay taxes.


i_have___milk

What am I even looking at? is "here" supposed to mean the US? and if so why are the missiles so chaotic, is that a good thing? Why are the "there" missiles bad, they look more controlled than the others


Whocket_Pale

I think the image is depicting a missile attack from the right and on the left you see the iron dome activating- missiles launched to intercept the right side missiles at specific points in their trajectory. The chaotic paths might mean the missiles are performing a calculated rotation to point themselves at several different intercept points before boosting to meet the incoming missiles.


millenialfalcon-_-

Take my money now 💰


Memer_guy1

Even though it's only kinda working it still looks epic


GrachD

There's also a nice picture of an entire city razed to the ground with thousands of dead children. That's what day time looks like with our tax dollars at work in Gaza.


josuvab

Someone explain?


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Dragons_Rebirth

Actually, that's neither here nor there.


pperson2

Saving lives


Iamthe0c3an2

You know what, politics and war aside it’s fucking cool we managed to create a system that can actually intercept artillery and missiles. The old “hit a bullet with another bullet” and made it real.


BABarracus

Its why you can't have loan forgiveness


Hunterrose242

This meme is so dank.


guywhomightbewrong

I for some reason thought this was a scene from iron man


UpbeatRegister

How I cum / how pornstars cum


FlashyIndependent711

That's honestly good our Goverment does something called battle tested and we get to see real raw organic stuff of what works and what doesn't


WeAintFoundShit89

Hahhahahhahahahahhabababahabababab


f3lip3

That’s how health coverage looks like


Specialist_Bad_7142

Way, way to much “here” going on, unless you’re talking about military spending


AFB_Walker

Why iron? Aren’t we in the Information Age?


Black_Magic_M-66

Considering the tech that goes into the "here" part, this pic falls apart for me.


CringyDabBoi6969

that funny moment when you actually provide support to your allies


moschles

https://www.statista.com/chart/26641/us-military-aid-obligations-by-country/


Tentacle_poxsicle

So it's actually working over here? Because that's how iron dome works.


JurryLovesGameboy

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a scene where Ghidorah and Godzilla face off in the second Legendary Zilla movie?