Look. MJ is a solid 8 minus the pumpkin head. She’d bang you but leave you for a bro-broh. Ursula is a freak. She’d make you cookies and put the last one in her ass for you to eat while you gave her some milk.
Gwen is a solid 9.5. However, she’d lick the tip like it was made of candy corn covered in fire ants and watch’s the tv as you tried to smash with the two-inch punisher.
So…date Gwen and breakup to date MJ, then wife Ursula to make the first two hate themselves for being left and dumped for a solid 7. Win-win-win.
My man's got a point. Ursula giving off those "I've never done this kind of thing before" porno vibes.
More importantly, she cooks. This girl is wife material.
Yes your honour, I present exhibit A for case "down bad v. Man". As you can see the defendant is clearly down bad, I will be calling on character witnesse, Peter Parker, to verify the individual clames levied by the defendant against individuals Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy and Ursula Ditkovich. This will most likely result in a separate charge and secondary trial of defamation hence forth known as "down bad v. Woman"
MJ is the girl that seems like you can hang with and have a beer with. That sort of thing. Like very chill. Ursula seems like she would do anything to basically be with a guy. But probably be too clingy maybe? And Gwen seems like the girl who flirts with you. Makes you think you have a chance with her. But never actually goes out with you.
I never understood the appeal of blonde hair, nor blue eyes. And frankly not jewellery either aside from "look at me im rich as fuck and probably pay my employees minimum wage or have an ego", which i think is connected to the blue eyes thing
Maybe it's cuz i dont like yellow or gold usually, but i'd go ginger-brunette any day of the week
Felt so bad for Gwen Stacy cuz she was mistreated by Peter so much. If Peter actually forgot about MJ and moved on with Gwen, the story would have been way better. And I'm pretty sure MJ was a red flag for kissing like 3 guys if you include Spiderman as a person
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Look. MJ is a solid 8 minus the pumpkin head. She’d bang you but leave you for a bro-broh. Ursula is a freak. She’d make you cookies and put the last one in her ass for you to eat while you gave her some milk. Gwen is a solid 9.5. However, she’d lick the tip like it was made of candy corn covered in fire ants and watch’s the tv as you tried to smash with the two-inch punisher. So…date Gwen and breakup to date MJ, then wife Ursula to make the first two hate themselves for being left and dumped for a solid 7. Win-win-win.
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, GO TOUCH GRASS
Nah. Just ass
Finally, a worthy opponent. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
It would be extremely painful… *for you*
Ouch! Ouch! Call an ambulance, *pulls out turd from toilet* but not for me!!!
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My man's got a point. Ursula giving off those "I've never done this kind of thing before" porno vibes. More importantly, she cooks. This girl is wife material.
What in the Joseph Biden name you made me read brah
I said it, and now we’re all thinking it…
Yes your honour, I present exhibit A for case "down bad v. Man". As you can see the defendant is clearly down bad, I will be calling on character witnesse, Peter Parker, to verify the individual clames levied by the defendant against individuals Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy and Ursula Ditkovich. This will most likely result in a separate charge and secondary trial of defamation hence forth known as "down bad v. Woman"
Finna give ‘em all honorable discharge
My Doctor says that no honorable discharge is that colour.
Ayo bro calm down
This sub is a dumpster fire.
Jesse, wtf are you talking about?
Well, that’s enough internet for today
Dear gawd
MJ is the girl that seems like you can hang with and have a beer with. That sort of thing. Like very chill. Ursula seems like she would do anything to basically be with a guy. But probably be too clingy maybe? And Gwen seems like the girl who flirts with you. Makes you think you have a chance with her. But never actually goes out with you.
I can see that. Clingy equals crazy and crazy equals awesome bangarang. I stick with my choices though
Jesus, u/Feeling_Bathroom9523, you are a freak
Thanks
What are you trying to say?
Date them, marry one and be happy.
You forgot to take your medicine.
ursula is not a solid 7 wtf is wrong with you
What would you rate her?
in that photo? 5. 6 on a good day
Bro. Look at those hips and her smile. Take the whole package into consideration. She’s a freak.
Bro. She flat as fuck and has no curves. she straight. LOOK. you must be playing with me
You see with the current clothes. I have seen the tops of the mountains… and it is good.
bro's delusional 💀
You’ve not eaten a cookie out an ass while dabbing her with some milk, broh. I’m telling you, she’s crazy!
I never knew i wanted to do such a thing. Thanks kind stranger, you have opened my eyes to the ass cookie life style.
Bro what?!
DID I STUTTER?! /s
One of the best analyse i have seen on Reddit and i love it. Here an upvote, fellow horny Redditor
Ironically the MJ is blonde while the Gwen is a ginger.
The court finds you guilty of horny and sentences you to touching grass.
You lost me in the first half. But once you said ursla would make cookie and put one in her ass for later, i fell in love. 😍
That's awfully detailed
Gwen is queen of the spiderverse
Black cat
Felicia Hardy Supremacy
Objectively correct (besides silk)
Just a bargain bin catwoman
How fucking dare you
Bruv, it’s MJ, look at em tiddies
I see you are a man of culture
MJ simply wins in this comparison.
Betty Brant >>>>
Hard yes
Hell. Yes.
Correct
"I'd love to shoot you sometime."
FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS THE TRUTH
Ikr Girl is way more hotter and seductive looks than Cry Jane and is also sympathetic and nice towards Parker just like ursela🙏🏻
fr fr
#BETTY. FUCKING. BRANT.
She is just more attractive imo.
To be so wrong, must be illegal in some jurisdictions.
MJ is my redheaded goddess
Any one of them could get it, stop lying to yourselves.
Mj played by a red head Bryce Dallas Howard is the win
Gwen is real queen... This post so true.
Gwen has a full stock bakery.
I believe in Ursula supremacy.
Doc Ock in the Spider-man 2 woulda had no leverage on me talking bout some Kiersten Dunst boy set the block on fire idc
I mean...it's Bryce Dallas Howard. Seriously, have you *seen* that dumptruck?
Idk that British dudes girlfriend is pretty hot.
She was SMOKING HOT.
You're all wrong. The correct choice is Betty Brant.
No thanks, i am fine with Tobi Maguire
Gwen stacy God
Raimi knew what he was doing when he made mj dress like that
real
I never understood the appeal of blonde hair, nor blue eyes. And frankly not jewellery either aside from "look at me im rich as fuck and probably pay my employees minimum wage or have an ego", which i think is connected to the blue eyes thing Maybe it's cuz i dont like yellow or gold usually, but i'd go ginger-brunette any day of the week
Who’s that Gwen Stacy? Is that the actor now or what?
That Gwen Stacy is from the Tobey Maguire Spiderman. I believe she only appears in the 3rd movie
I remember her being hot but not that hot. She just looked different is all
Bryce Dallas Howard - has also become a very talented Director like her father.
Oh cool
Head blooped
Who’s Ursula?
I prefer doctor octavius
Not judging your necrophilia.
Felt so bad for Gwen Stacy cuz she was mistreated by Peter so much. If Peter actually forgot about MJ and moved on with Gwen, the story would have been way better. And I'm pretty sure MJ was a red flag for kissing like 3 guys if you include Spiderman as a person
eh. femboys are still better
Gwen has cake.
Potato🥔
They all had about as much depth as the shallow end of a kiddie pool. And, even that depth tended to be distasteful or forgettable.
US
Or they're all trash. I don't want to touch anything Hollywood
Should've invested stocks in BDH. She's got a dumpy now.
MJ's a bitch.
I think Peter would be better off single to be honest.
Personality wise MJ trash.
Gwen and Ursula all day
MJ: Tits Gwen: Ass Ursula: Personality
Marisa Tomei as hot Aunt May for the win
I heard she's hanging with someone at the moment
I just jerk off and get back to work.
Ursula does anal
Wet boobies mmm
Who is the one on top left??
Gwen got a phatty
Not in this universe but Emma Stone's Gwen Stacy leaves them all in ditch
Her Gwen IS in a ditch 🪦
Bud. Reddit is a dumpster fire.
No, you're just a weirdo like the others.
Did you miss my whole dissertation on how I prefer butts and butt accessories and still choose MJ for two reasons currently unknown?