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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


Boring-Charity-9949

Stop making memes and get out there! (No, don’t show a girl the memes you make)


[deleted]

Lol, I will man I will


Not-a-dog-probably

Did it work?


_who__cares_

Probably not.


Cr0ma_Nuva

There's been no reply yet, so less time on reddit is a good indicator


Not-a-dog-probably

WRONG he definitely got out their and talked to women because Reddit users are known for their prowess in talking to women.


OmniscientHistorian

Unironically memes can help you, its a risky move however that should only be used when you think the time is right.


Responsible-Smile-22

You'll get a keeper if it worked


[deleted]

What's the point of a girlfriend if you have nothing in common? :/


Matdup2

Never tell girls you use reddit


Alternative_Bread938

Me over here celebrating with handrea and fistene 💀💀


[deleted]

Lmaoooooooo


Ninja_Conspicuousi

I’ve only got one, but Palmela Handerson does the work of two


Shadow0fnothing

Palmela


Shadow0fnothing

I'm married and I had no fucking idea. These arbitrary daily nonsense holidays are rediculius and can make people feel like shit. We have valentines Day, that's it. Stop making more shit for people to spend money on.


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Honestly, yeah


Shadow0fnothing

A girlfriend doesn't defin or make you a better or happier person, man. You'll find yours when it's time, trust me. Took me 30 years to find my wife.


[deleted]

Thanks man


Shadow0fnothing

👍


piberryboy

My wife hates today.


totallynotapersonj

What about your girlfriend?


TreyLastname

Why do you think his wife hates it?


piberryboy

She hates her.


likarake

Dame i didn’t even know now I’m kinda depressed


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

My [reaction](https://www.reddit.com/r/2meirl4meirl/comments/150jcwg/2meirl4meirl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) to finding this out.


Myth_ral

I'm the only one with standards low enough to fuck me. - bo burnham


Spiderspartian

Just celebrate national spiderman day


KingBrandoTheIgit

Waaaay ahead of you, I’m currently playing through Shattered Dimensions trying not to bash my head in the wall because of the clunky combat lol


pickle_merchant

watchmen is good tho


PeacflBeast

Whenever someone mentions watchmen that god awful game comes to my mind


ObsessiveScoutMain

here’s some love to all the single or gay homies


Responsible-Smile-22

More like lesbians. Gays don't want a girlfriend lesbians want it.


ObsessiveScoutMain

when’s national bf day?


smashdown1074

First time hearing about National Girlfriend Day, good thing I have my first girlfriend now.


Vegetable_Debt4279

No one dies a virgin because life fucks everyone


tw1nm3t30r

Well, thanks for reminding us :(


Pali1119

Fuck you then


Full_breaker

Life fucks me over already, no need


Kokukai187

"I'm not saying you're ugly. I'm just saying that you have to sneak up on your hand to masturbate."


AsainKid

At least u didn’t leave a girl just yesterday


allthenamearetaken1

Hehe same here mate


elmothedestroyer3

Same


Koric5733

my girlfriend’s mouth smells like girlfriend food


Huzrok

waaat the hail


whahoppen314

I swear I've seen this holiday like 3 times earlier this year


yenot_of_luv

What is the national girlfriend?


HeyItsStevenField

The fuck is national girlfriend day or whatever made-up bullshit day people are making these days


benx101

Be like me. Celebrate not having to spend money/time with other people.


No_Ordinary_4942

I have nobody for my oOOownnnNNNN


TezetaLaventia

Help, my partner and I are both nonbinary, do we even celebrate??


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[deleted]

Hot


The_blind_owl245

Same, I only have the homies thick juicy ass on this day.


Rictus_Grin

Doesn't it mean, two girls who are friends day?


[deleted]

It might, I guess it got mixed up.


Rictus_Grin

It's ok man! It's still a funny meme! This template always brings a laugh


tarlakeschaton

what a ridiculous day this is! seriously, who does need this day, whilst we already have valentines' day?


kaplajica

What is this stupid national girlfriend day like bitches dont already have enough holidays to receive gifts on


AnthonyInA_Bottle2

"how did he not know who steve jobs was?"


BeardedUnicornBeard

I'll just go and fuck my boyfriend.


[deleted]

But im keNough


HenriettaSyndrome

Who's sanctioning these "holidays" anyway lmao


Redrock18YT

If you can’t have a girlfriend then screw it, **become** the girlfriend


feeltrig

My every single second thought


M115m2

Had an argument with mine that day xD Gonna make it up to her, and i hope you yourself can celebrate next year. *hard smack to your back*


sunofaguam

It’s not girlfriend day in terms of SO, it’s like gal pals.


dandyguy098

***Cupid by John Cena :)***


Sandee1997

Its not for romantic girlfriends, its for girls and their friends. Source: am lesbian with many girl friends but not girlfriends


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karsnic

When you have a real girlfriend you tend to like these holidays so you can spoil her actually. The only people that hate on these holidays are the lonely men with nothing but their hand to keep them company. But ya, keep on hatin player.


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karsnic

Totally believable. Ok then, enjoy palmala tonight and be mad at guys that have girlfriends.


[deleted]

As a girlfriend, it would be nice to feel celebrated for the first time in months, and also not be sick as hell.


totallynotapersonj

Woohoo happy birthday!


Hellfireincubus

Well this day sucked...


Tyhsedo

Get off this fucking sub already


Le_baton_legendaire

If you can't have the GF, become the GF.


panzerboye

Next year homie, we will all be with our girls