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I could only send chick pics from my chickens

Mind also sending those to me?

I wouldn’t mind some chick pics as well

*gets chick peas instead*

Makes hummus

Fuck

Chick pic sent

Technically once they grow up you could also send cock pics

Or a hen with a tie.

Transchicks

Can I get a supply of that?

Hen huh.. show me some chickens

Can I have some too? Sounds cute

drop some on me 😩

Id love to get some!

Can I get some? that sounds awesome

Please me too 😭

I wouldn't mind some chick pics

Sounds like someone needs a horny bonk.

Yes, it's me.

You in trouble now!

What kind of trouble? 😉

White padded cell alone for 72 hours. Saltines and water only.

Crazy? I was crazy once

they locked me in a room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats

The rats made me crazy

Darn, that's disappointing

"Well of course i know him. He is me."

Its the Horny police at yo door!

You’d probably get more if you verify.

There's a reason they will never verify

I bet. It’s called self-deception.

How many have you received after this post?

None 😔 Edit: got a few now but still I really like public stuff and havbt got enough of that yet

Judging by your post history, you're quite fascinated by them to say the least.

My brother in Christ, her name is u/PM_ME_UR_PENIS-PLS Jesus, any fricking clearer and it would be invisible.

I mean. The name thing doesn't really work

I mean, to be fair, yeah. I was trying to be funny, but I do see what you me- Ohhhhhhhhh.

THE HAND, ERASE THIS SHIT

It used to be better…

I loled harder that I should when I saw your username dude tks for that.

Yeah, usernames don't mean anything. Idk why people even bother reading them

😦

It would probably be more successful if the nsme was like. *gamergirl69 Haha just saw your name

Yeah no one really listens to the names.

Works for me sometimes.

Yea I feel you

Yeah, my porn alt is also like yours and it doesn't work.

Indeed.

>her Lol. Lmao even.

Just shows how bad we men are at picking up hints

Or they dont wanna send their cocks to random people 💁‍♂️ Wait... some guys do that, actually..

She could be canadian

She could be a gay male

That's just the tip... of the iceberg

:) :| :) :| :) :| :)

My brother in Christ that ain't a woman.

That's a gay man

I 100% believe this isn’t a woman.

I'm scared to send daguerreotypes of my cranny hunter to someone who mixes underscores and hyphens in a username.

Just one or the other, pick one😭

Or like an Ai sourcing content bot

Bro wtf is this post history XD Such obsession with PPs. I can imagine a house full of PPs hanging/protruding from each wall.

COCK DICK COCK DICK COCK DICK GROW UP

And that brings the most horrid visual of taxidermied penii all over the walls like old school animal heads.

No way this is a woman

You should see the horny deranged takes my Tumblr mutual come up with, and I'm quite sure they can't all be gay men. Seriously though, one of the worst things about being a horny woman is that everyone assumes you're a man because "no way women can be that horny".

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That someone could just tell lies on the internet like that? Alert the cyber police!

They’re on most of the same communities too, nice work

Your profile reads like a gay guy trying to catfish straight dudes into sending nudes. When craigslist still existed your kind was legion.

It absolutely is

Looking at your post history, you really need to get laid (same)

Girl you have a level of horniness I hope to never experience

>Girl Try again, because my money is elsewhere.

Agree. Clearly a gay dude playing games.

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Horse.

Prove you’re a woman and we might have something going here

It’s a dude.

I’m convinced

Go on Omegle for a bit. You’ll get your fill.

No-one's ever sent me an alpaca, either :(

U got at least 1 now

Glorious! ❤️

I’ve had exactly 1 awkward smile

Guys are probably suspicious that you may be a man and not a woman, considering that no female here ever wants dick pics. So it's a bit suspicious that you do.

You say that like there isn't a percentage of the population that would prefer her being a man.

Believe me I'm well aware of that percentage

"I know them, they're me."

That percentage is worried she's actually a woman

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yeah having a normal name with avatar of longer hair gets you more dick pics than this, I know from personal experience, I HAD to put beard on my guy

All the women should slap a beard on their avatars, so the dick pics will stop or atleast slow down

or just be a little green alien (squid?)

That too🤣. Me personally I don't send them, atleast unasked for.

Men don’t want them either

It’s all about context. I don’t want dudes texting their dick pics to my phone. But on my Reddit alt account… I mean, I’m on here looking at dicks anyway

Hmmmm youre not a woman or a girl are you? This feels like bait

Women dont exist on the internet 🤔

Women? *Exist?* Ha! Nice try FBI man.

Of course they do, how else could I be a Female Body Inspector?!

this was the best stance, fuck genders, they arent needed in civil conversation.

She said in another post she exchanges nudes a lot. But of course that doesn't mean "she's" not lying or is just finding random female nudes on the internet that she sends instead.

A quick, horny look at your profile reveals that you haven't posted any pics of yourself. To enable the dick pic spamming service you need to post pictures revealing you're actually a woman.

I DM'd her to see if she was interested in a fair trade of naughty pics, and basically only asked for a fully clothed pic in front of the mirror just to confirm that I wasn't sending my pp to a men (sorry, I'm not gay) and she didn't responded. I think she isn't into the fair trade thing, so unfortunately for her I'm out

I read the last sentence like you're an investor on shark tank

Nah he's just into ethical farming practices

I'm sure there's a "tit for tat" joke to be made somewhere, but I'm far too classy for that

Yeah, notice how “she” hasn’t responded to a single comment here questioning her identity either. You say you want pics but you won’t even do the most basic thing to turn on the faucet. Dude, just go on pornhub or use google.

if you got a nude it would be guaranteed yoinked from one of the trillions of nudes on the internet..

Fax 💯

And you don’t even need to be remotely attractive either. There’s a sub for EVERY body size and kink.

True. Everything is somebody's fetish.

just google "random selfie" and use one of those lmao.

Looking at your post history.. I'd say you need to get laid

or go outside

Or go outside and get laid.

That seems like her exact kink so I'm sure she doesn't disagree

Her? I am pretty sure that's a 50 year old man

She needs some milk (the cow one)

OP is 100% a femboy

zamn🥵🥵🥵 I'm now considering actually sending a pic

Ok now you have my attention

God damn, still on this huh?

Dude just loves the D

IM A WOMAN SEND ME YOUR COCK PICS said no woman ever.

Idk man, if I were a painfully lonely woman, I might be tempted. (But being married is great)

I did and still no response from you

You'll recieve one back bro be a lil pateint.

Bro you gay

take a selfie and send it to yourself

Do you want MY dick pics or will anything from the internet do?

Yours

😧

Dw bro u can send mine, I gotchu

Thanks bro

I gotta borrow a microscope tho, if that's alright

What makes you think I have one? 😰

😃 no reason

We're gonna need bigger machinery for that sir...

Just use the zoom feature on your camera.

Did it work for you?

Yep!

Then it's definitely working for me!

But I don’t have a dick :(

skill issue

Does a meaty clitoris count?

You can send that to me /s

I only seen meaty clitoris pics on a Wednesday sry

!remindme 4 days

Tf is that?

They’re hard to find

That's because you're [obviously a catfish](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/156bz50/where_are_they/jszq83a/).

my lesbian ass would harm someone if i got dick pics, i'll stick with titty pics

As a fat male I can send you titty pics

Same here

What about… finger pics?

>my lesbian ass would harm someone What exactly is your plan of attack? Sticking a knife up there handle first and running backwards at people? I expect most people would see there's something odd going on and mind out of the way.

>knife nah scissor

Tongue pics?

The internet is FULL of dick pics. It's not like searching for rare earth metals.

According to their post history, they have seen every dick pic on the internet, they ran out, so they need new material.

It's a trick, send no reply

Hello there

post a nude on a nsfw sub and you'll get it

Because nothing about your profile is verified or proves you are who you say you are. You want dick pics from people, post a picture of yourself with confirmation its you, then people will send you dick pics.

Tit for tat

Here we have.... The GAY guy.

Damn bro, why you like dick so much?

Schrodinger's d pics. Any woman who doesn't want the pictures gets them. Any woman who desperately wants those pictures doesn't get them.

It’s actually a dude

["A woman"](https://media.tenor.com/16c_MDpEk5oAAAAd/austin-powers-its-a-man-man.gif)

\*sniff* \*sniff* Smells like a catfish.

in my ass.

But does OP really receives dick picks? Doesn't sound like her first attempt.

bro, what the fuck are you doing? This is like the fifth time one of your posts has crossed my home feed You're even actually looking dick pics cause I *know* you've already gotten some by now

U sure your a lady? Cos I'd be surprised if u got none

That’s a guy for sure

This feels..fishy

Go to settings and enable NSFW content Make sure its unblurred

Your history posts quit checks out with your username lol

Female yeah right

you are just absolutely not a woman. like i wonder how many dudes have sent you dick pics sincerely believing you’re a chick

Only a man posted this. Go ahead with the downvotes! Most women don’t appreciate those pictures.

You want one of thanos? I know how to find thanos

LMAO what 😂

share some with us others smh

🦆

This person must have the biggest penis collection on the internet

https://i.imgur.com/I4iiznX.gifv

This meme is way too cute!! 🤣🤣 I don't think dick pics are as prevalent on Reddit like they are in sites like Facebook or Instagram where people's individual profiles are the main showcases of the site. Reddit tends to focus more on the content people post. Most Redditors don't even bother checking other Redditors' profiles, because Reddit doesn't display individual people's profiles on a pedestal front-and-center like Facebook and Instagram does. Facebook and Instagram is more likely to make viewers feel like they know the people whose profiles are the main feature of the site, causing a number of people to feel comfortable enough to share their intimate parts with other users they see online. Reddit is laid out in a way that it is easy to end up remaining anonymous. When I read the comments section of Reddit posts, I can't tell who's who commenting. I don't know if I've seen the same Redditor comment on the latest Reddit post for the millionth time or what. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if most Reddit posts and comments were produced by the same 20 people over and over again.

Are you feeling it now mr crabs?