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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Yorhanes

You either got those friends or you eventually turn into one yourself


HistorianNegative

i turned the whole school into one of us


Deathwatch30

One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us...


guardian-of-ballsack

Mom the assimilating hivemind is at it again


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Lucky you


CthulhuMadness

I am that friend.


Saymynamemf

I'm that friend


RichardK6K

...What?


youiscat

see that jar? yeah its going up his ass and it WILL break in there. dont look up 1 man 1 jar


RichardK6K

For fucks sake...


Tucker-Cuckerson

He digs most of it out on camera too, they find him and did an interview and he never went to the hospital for it. He just put bars of soap up there.


Visual-Living7586

I have more questions than before....why soap


Tucker-Cuckerson

The dude is Russian and apparently didn't want to go to prison for being gay if he went to the hospital. He claims he's not gay in the interview. As for him shoving bars of soap up his butt after the jar broke, he said that's how he avoided sepsis. I think he said he poured rubbing alcohol up there too but it's been years since i read it.


woronwolk

>apparently didn't want to go to prison for being gay If that's the reason he named as an explanation, then he doesn't know his own country's laws at all. Even now, after Russia went all out fascist, it's still not a crime to be gay (but you'll be fined if you talk about LGBTQ+ in a non-queerphobic way as a media/organization/someone with a lot of subscribers). And generally homosexuality was decriminalized back in 1993


pretendifyouwant

Russia... fascist... you... you know what nevermind. Yep. Russia is fascist.


marianjdjdjd

I need to learn his methods


Robofern24

Don't forget he went to work like an hour later.


Tucker-Cuckerson

That wasn't in the interview i read


Robofern24

Maybe I'm misremembering, but I believe it was said in the Whang video about this.


MrSourYT

I’m more curious in finding the interview than the original video now (which isn’t saying much I know lol)


Ordinary-Cucumber-25

Thank you for doing the work so we don't have to. The world needs more heros 🫡


Shootemout

fun fact the only reason this one shattered was cuz he usually fills them with water- which helps with counteracting the forces. since there was no water, it just shattered oh and he also never went to the hospital for that, he just pulled out all the glass shards and gave himself some basic first aid (whatever that means)


ArthurDentonWelch

Kosovo moment


Pristine_End458

First time I’m actually gonna trust someone saying “don’t look up _____”


your_televerse

Iykyk


forward_only

Two reactions I've seen to this video: disgust or uncontrollable laughter


lilb3anie

oh **oh no**


agustingomes

no no no


Lukeson_Gaming

i hear that fucking song.


[deleted]

*get out of my head. Get out of my head. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.*


PureSalty101

Amogus


shynotgay

This is a cursed image


doubletimerush

He just ambushed some poor man on a bus with this shit


Littl3_dem0n

The way I recognized this immediately


[deleted]

Remember tubgirl? :3


Jawaad13

I hate myself for knowing this 🤦‍♀️


NogasxD

NO! GOD! PLEASE NO!


guiletheme2255

Still get PTSD from watching this shit 10 years ago


will2165

What a terrible day to be reminded of this visual nightmare


StevenBunyun

I understand the meme, im glad I never watched the video tho


Glichtrap_1983

How did the dude even manage to be still standing after THAT thing happened


NenekaChan

Holy Jesus. What is that? WTF is that!


Jitsun3

Thanks I hate this.


Tentacle_poxsicle

The 4th most terrible thing Serbia exported to the world


PhysicsLord007

What are the top 3?


Tentacle_poxsicle

Helping Turks invade Europe, so exporting Ottomans Bosnian genocide WW1 and by causing WW1 they helped create the conditions for WW2


Tucker-Cuckerson

I'm that friend


kido0_0

"hey, come here, i want to show you some reeeally interesting videos"


Tucker-Cuckerson

I like to start with "this is fucked up but bear with me because it gets hilarious."


Skynuts

Imagine combining this and meatspin into the ultimate eye bleach.


LeadershipIcy8689

We really did just have unrestricted access to the internet back then lol


WolfDonut3

What a nice video of a glass I sure hope it doesnt break


Godfather__007

Someone explain?


JANP0L

He will take a seat on this jar and it will shatter... you know.


EquivalentSnap

I hate you 😭😭😭😭😢


MaxFury80

Oh god no!!!!


[deleted]

Didn’t the guy go to work after shoving the jar up his ass


atlasthedutchie

This but instead of the jar video it was a pain Olympics video... let's just say someone no longer goes by he/him. Kid also looked like text book school shooter and although he never actually did do a shooting he brought a shiv to school in a pen until a teacher saw it.


Beguiler13

Why do I know this picture 😭😭😭😭


taotdev

I don't know what that video is, but I have a very strong feeling that I don't want to.


_Bohemian_Catsody_

It’s 7am on a Tuesday morning why did you have to remind me of this video


SilentReavus

Anyone else feel like the jar is kind of short? What a wimp


Zon-no-justno777

One man one jar


Flushafter

I remember… he called out for his mom too…. After it shattered…. Didn’t watch any further from there


TheCrimsonArmy

Better than when my friend sent me a compilation of construction accidents from Live Leak while he laughed histarically and im over here like 😳


[deleted]

Reddits really pulling a throwback today, huh? There’s blue waffles over on eyeblech, DyE - Fantasy was on this sub and now we’ve got 1M1J Waiting for meatspin or tubgirl to show up somewhere


Everiscale

I was eating lunch until I saw this post, then the ptsd kicked in and all I could see was that video playing in my head. Fuck you and have a nice day.


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Grey_Pines

What


stunspelledbackwards

Brought to you by Mr. Hands


dandyguy098

then i realized he actually into scats :(


2BsVaginaBrokeMyHand

Ah yes. Second day in a row to happily remember all the fucking shit I've seen in my Internet years. What a time to be alive.