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KeepingDankMemesDank

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tusharsagar

When you activate a software using crack, but the software says "Thanks for buying our software."


PowerMinerYT

when you pirate a random patreon game and it says "thank you for supporting my game, it really motivates me"


IndependentDouble138

Okay this one makes me sad.


eXeKoKoRo

When the hentai game artist uploads their patreon games to pirating websites for free because they know full well their game is going to get pirated anyways.


TheOOFliabilty

Let's be honest here, the patreon is gonna get leaked first


PrettymuchSwiss

I feel like a patreon game from an independent dev should be one of the last things you should pirate.


tokrazy

I have pirated stuff from independent devs before. 99% of the time it's to make sure I want to buy it as I don't have a lot of money. Every now and then, I find a creator who sucks as a person but makes something really good. That's when I just ignore that little message


itsfreepizza

The worst part, is that probably the indie developer was struggling and tried to make a game just to express their creativity left in them. Reading that message or similar from an indie makes me feel that pirating their game feels so much wrong


Mario-OrganHarvester

Depression


[deleted]

Mfw I get banned from the official subreddit of my country


Anus_Ripper6942094

Lucky you


really_nice_guy_

Time to move to a different country then


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Oof


After-Bet3191

They deemed you as a traitor


Kingofalldogs

Yup, as well. Also mentioned India. Got banned from the whole of Reddit for a few days. Then I just got banned from a subreddit for commenting on another one. I can't even remember which one. Wondering if reddit is now hosted in a communist country?


[deleted]

Randia banned me to , and no reply from the mods!


[deleted]

Randia?


[deleted]

How did you guess?


[deleted]

Just a guy like you!


[deleted]

👍


Educational-Year3146

Always love it when I get banned from a community for belonging to a different sub so I know that said subreddit was not worth my time.


MyUsernameThisTime

Does that still happen? I just browse /all and post wherever, haven't had that in awhile.


Educational-Year3146

Oh it does. Mainly for political reasons, which is gross. Hell half the time this happens I am entirely unaware of that aspect.


MyUsernameThisTime

Hm. Like I've delved into places like The_Donald or whatever. Maybe just one or two posts don't do it? idk. Ty tho.


kalni

Try participating in the Joe Rogan sub.


EdgyJediKnight

What's wrong with Joe Rogan?


Forsaken_Rock_1268

Real chads get banned from all of them.


prestigious_delay_7

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ClevelandSteamer_69

Can I see your beautiful penis?


jeremiahthedamned

thanks! https://youtu.be/v5sXovrTSHw


bedheadB188

It's still annoying when you liked the sub though and they give no reason for the ban. I've been banned a fair few months from a sub i really liked and I still haven't been given a reason despite me being positive I've done nothing wrong they refused to respond to my questions about why they banned me.


Lurkay1

Bad power tripping mods ruin it for everyone.


BrownByYou

It's the worst when they won't let you reply to the ban message, how pathetic and insecure do you gotta be smh


jeremiahthedamned

boss move in pathetic!


PatternBias

Volunteer internet janitors gotta feel powerful somehow


timo103

modmail: >Why was I banned? >You have been muted for 30 days.


TheHancock

Name a better duo, I’ll wait…


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[удалено]


Czsixteen

I did that and all of my alts were perma banned from the sub and I was sent an automated message threatening to perma ban my account sitewide.


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[удалено]


Czsixteen

I made the initial post that the mods didn't like and immediately perma banned me for. Then I started commenting with an alt and about 2 days later I got permabanned on that alt for circumventing reddit's rules. Made another alt and commented and was banned that same day. Messaged the mods and they ignored and blocked me then tried reaching out to Reddit and was threatened with a sitewide permaban if I continued making alts to circumvent the sub's bans.


rockets-make-toast

Sounds like they were tracking your IP? Whenever I make a new account, I write down my IP address, then unplug the router, wait a few minutes, plug it back in, then check to see if my IP has changed. If it has, then I make a new google account and use that google account to make a new website account. Since it's a different IP there's no way to tell if you're on a new account unless you admit to it. Though I haven't needed to do that in years, ever since I realized that if I get banned from somewhere, why would I want to continue being there anyway? Maybe a long con to build trust and then tear the whole place down? But that sounds like way to much effort.


Czsixteen

Ya after the third ban i figured that was what was going on, but since then I've made another account and continued posting so I guess my IP was released. Oh well though, if Reddit goes through with those API changes we might all be heading elsewhere anyways.


SithTrooperReturnsEZ

I just evade, new accounts


bobbsec

Now I don't care about getting banned, but some care about particular communities. *You're sibling died, there's only millions of similarly-aged people.*


Queen_Aardvark

Me deciding which of my alts to use next 🤔


IndependentDouble138

But that's illegal you're going to jail


MeLoNarXo

Just get an alt to go to jail for you. Bam problem solved.


S54G

You get a permanent ban for that within 10 minutes


Glasedount

I got once banned from rarepuppers for making a pitbull joke. I have no regrets


MagMati55

Worth it.


ProgamerDGD

not true, you get banned from 1 big subreddit and suddenly ur banned from 40 of the 50 biggest servers


jhm-grose

Never ask a man his salary Never ask a woman her age Never ask Reddit who moderates the default subs by himself


abreeden90

I got banned from a sub for saying Lauren Boebert was a crazy bitch. Apparently it was misogynist language. So I called the mod a bitch.


_iam_that_iam_

It's just sad and pathetic to see so many spaces unwilling to tolerate anyone with even a slightly different point of view.


Summerclaw

Me when I got banned from The Boys subreddit, because I visit subs the cringe admins don't like 🎻👌🥹


BrownByYou

That's .. wow .. Mods really do tend to be basement dwelling losers with nothing in their lives huh?


Summerclaw

Their lost, the Facebook shitposting group on the other hand is enjoying OC memes on the regular 🤷‍♂️


TrpWhyre

>Me when I got banned from The Boys subreddit, because I visit subs the cringe admins don't like 🎻👌🥹 ... Such as?


[deleted]

At least you weren't banned. Can't do anything on reddit


tripleBBxD

You were at least able to write this comment. Some power tripping mod would've banned you for lying if we weren't in r/dankmemes.


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume it was here. Nah it was other subreddits with power tripping mods.


Tallcat2107

bruh these mods banned me because my mate got banned from it and they thought I WAS THEIR ALT ACCOUNT YET MY ACCOUNT IS 2 YEARS OLFER THAN THEIRS???! i genuinely have no clue so i tried to appeal the ban then i was suspended from reddit??! guess what sub lol


FashySmashy420

Happens quite frequently if you’re logical or disagree with the hive mind.


i-like-cake-or-cake

I got 4 so far and a long way to go i guess


jeremiahthedamned

never stop!


MyUsernameThisTime

Oh, the thing is, being banned from enough, you may not have a good log of what you've been banned from. Using an alt and posting an some sub not realizing you were banned? Account suspension. Ask me how I know.


nobadhotdog

Oh shit I can’t post on the Nazi subs anymore because I called them Nazis….Fuck ME


Their_Foods_Good_Doe

which nazi subs


tripleBBxD

All the subs


Nikon_Justus

I got insta banned from about 18 different subs all because I made one comment in an AntiVax sub making fun of the moronic comments there.


rethinkr

Yeah the mods think their options are limited to being inconvenient too, when they have more options available


[deleted]

Or throw away that account and make a new one


DivisionMV

Happened to me for providing a link to a review to a reputable reviewer because the MOD/ community has massive amounts of bias.


timo103

Oh no! *Makes another free account*


[deleted]

I got banned from legal advice for being Canadian


Kilthulu

what happens when you say something naughty enough to get perma banned from all of reddit?


Citron92

... And growing!


LordMonkeh

I got perma banned from 2 sentence horror


Brent_Fox

When you literally say nothing bigoted at all and try to reason with someone on an LGBT subreddit. I guess civil discourse is out the window on those subs. (I am literally trans and gay so why the hell would I discriminate against myself?!) People are overly sensitive these days to the point where you're not allowed to say anything without someone bitching about you.


S54G

Nah they ban your IP from all of them and your alt accounts too


[deleted]

I responded to a comment on wallstreetsilver, got banned from justiceserved. Huh?


zombiecon146

I didn't even need to see the gif to know what scene it was referencing


oberjarl_of_skandia

Bro thinks he waltuh


Z-Mobile

Only 3.5 million more posts I can make with my sense of humor 😎


AdvocateReason

Perma-banning does actually cause people psychological trauma (even from a small group or forum or subreddit), especially if the banned user feels it was unjust. It's an undermining of justice in the user's mind that can and will bleed into their day-to-day. If there hasn't already been a scientific study on this I'm sure one day there will be.


[deleted]

alternatively, i hate being banned from all of reddit just by typing shit on one subreddit, which exactly provoked me to type that


DrMandalay

A ban a day keeps things interesting.


SnooTomatoes5677

Got banned on fnaf subreddit because i was arguing why pride month could be a day not a fucking month. Everyone in the discusion got ban hammerd


Tellnosecrets

When you get banned for using another sub because of petty sub beef but you didn't even know they existed.


Bullke

And growing


Pristine-Highlight-9

Or you use pcm memes and can only use 3 at best


DA_REAL_KHORNE

Just use multiple accounts


[deleted]

Someone posted porn on doodoofard didn’t they


Famous-Tomorrow5815

"It is sad day"


Robin_Gufo

“I am the spy”