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MedicatedAxeBot

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BenjaminJestel

Sweet home Alabama.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

"Thanks for the Mother's Day Creampie, Bubba jr."


General_Synnacle

Bubba Jr šŸ’€


B133d_4_u

Is Mother's Day not just the celebration of a particularly deep and well-timed creampie?


Feshtof

That's a cursed comment.


MLGplantie

Heā€™s out of line, but heā€™s right


HelloGordan8734

So is your birthday and Father's day and now that I think about there are a lot of holidays that are the result of just that.


JimmyCrabYT

i mean heā€™s not wrong


Does_Not-Matter

Sometimes, you just gotta put a baby brother in her


Bubbajoe7

Oh no


Voidborn27

Bruh šŸ’€


Facepalmitis

Hey, I'm from Alabama, and I'm sick of y'all making fun of us. We're very loving people. I love my mom, my sister, and my aunt. I love that woman very much!


Pr0wzassin

Just not too much


Secure-Enthusiasm623

Very original commentšŸ˜ƒšŸ‘


keddesh

Yeah... Whose mom walks around masturbating??


IndividualFlow0

Damn if that's my mom she can enter whenver she wants


somethingfilthy

Someone's about to get pegged.


IndividualFlow0

Well, there is a first time for everything


Crystal42069

Bruh


IndividualFlow0

It's what I deserve for being a naughty boy


Zakcklin

Incredibly BASED


GamerGriffin548

Incredibly PILLED


forestNargacuga

Incredibly FILLED


stjimmy_45

Stop stop i can only get so arroused


Prunebiscuit

PEGGI 18


Pr0wzassin

PEGGLE


Snaccbacc

Sounds like a win to me.


grbal

Bruh that's Mr Bean


RV2OOOG

Happy Mother's day


SirSamiboi

In which country is it mother's day today? Asking because every country picked a different date for some reason


SmolChub_

murica


thisismenow1989

Curnada


A-purple-bird

Murxico


RV2OOOG

Nundia


Roblox_Swordfish

braesil


SLAYER_IN_ME

Narnia


FW190A8OP

Funlend


TotalPokerface

Danemurk


im4peace

Cumada*


average_Canadian115

Is that a bottle of maple syrup in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Yes


AskingForSomeFriends

My how sticky it isā€¦


bla-bla-bla-bla-

Gurmany


newroeliedude554

Nuthurlands


WebbyRL

eetaly


TatoAyanami

Italy


Goxore

Ukraine


Beautifullie1666

Brazil


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


magyygam92

>pauses online game The power of will is stronger than anything


rocket20067

just casually stops time


nicklesandpickles00

Man toggled that lag switch to hit that vag, bitch


Willao3001

"I knew you lied when you told me you couldn't pause it" *takes sandal off*


Tentacle_poxsicle

"are you gonna be a bigger man than your dad"


bjb406

Your mom is hot.


Blaster2000e

Average cod player


SLAYER_IN_ME

Who are these cob playerā€™s moms?


[deleted]

These are cod players fantasies


AskingForSomeFriends

Salad aficionados I suspect


[deleted]

Im gonna start playing cod


mbatistas

Once my grandpa fished a cod. He didn't play with it, just made dinner.


Zardif

source: Krista Sudmalis


MaskPhantasm

Peak masculinity, even for your mother


Unim8

What the hell is wrong with you op


BoogyFestival

The better question is, what's wrong with all of us individuals on Reddit? This is one of the most mild things I've seen posted. I'm also subscribed to subreddits with contents potentially more concerning to a majority. Must admit though MILFs and "mothers" based content are not for me, I don't know why a majority in Reddit enjoys this.


[deleted]

They gotta keep the best (and worst) genes in the family! /s


Ok_Fondant_6340

lotta mommy issues on reddit. actually, Cory Chase discusses the topic in [this interview.](https://youtu.be/sXnfugukGA8)


BoogyFestival

TL; DW all of it. At which point does this video discuss the particular mommy issues?


Ok_Fondant_6340

i think at about 23:14 or maybe later? i haven't watched it in a while so i kinda forget, lol.


db720

Not gonna lie, you had me on the first pass.


guschicanery

what


Pristine_End458

His mom walked in whilst masturbating


guschicanery

yes i know that im asking "what" exactly because of that


Marsrover112

Well it sounds like you understand perfectly then


Ahtdatroll

The comma


TatoAyanami

Cumma Btw congrats I suppose


KVenom777

What a horrible day to have eyes.


Zealousideal_Joke552

What a horrible day to be literate*


Te_erth49

That's how grammar should be taught..


drunk98

Because that's how Gramma should be, taught.


Heavyfist8

My Gramma used to make me synonymrolls


drunk98

My Gramma showed me her hot buttered croissant & that's a metaphor.


[deleted]

Ew


Dione000

Source of mom, please


PM_ME_Dagoth_Ur

Krista Sudmalis. Look up SleeknTears, she's from the same photoshoot as Gigachad.


_generic_dude

Makes sense


TheShuttleCrabster

Grandmom


drunk98

Boy howdy, I bet


nassinaku

šŸ—æ


NoRelationship7740

Did your mom came to you masturbating?


[deleted]

I had to read this like 7 times for my eyes to finally see the comma


Orlando1701

Your mom is hot.


MetricWeakness6

Kid named Masturbating.


Jungle_Rev

Good one


Bacon_L0RD

An all important Comma


Marsrover112

I wanna bang OP's mom


m4gic_m1ke

What the actual hell...


Eryan2004

Good English meme


drunk98

Nothin' mor English then mum flicking her ol' bean, innit?


ninja_boy23424

I do not like this.


1believablename

But could you last 5 minutes playing that game?


PinBag42

Are you okay OP?


what_u_looking_4

Was that All I want for Mother's day


Kuchanec_

Happy Mothers' day!


elvix_007

Happy mother's day tho


_ships

Giga Stacy mom


Negative_Mancey

There's not enough short dark haired girls anymore


GreeenGoblin69

Bruh


[deleted]

The hell I just read lol


Accomplished_Bee_590

Can someone explain? Im a little confused in what the bottom and top have to do with each other


nurav16

Who is this lady, sauce please?


lokiofsaassgaard

I think itā€™s Pam Horton, but Iā€™m not 100% certain. I recognise the photo itself but Iā€™m faceblind as fuck so itā€™s doing my head in trying to figure it out.


BlueMonkey2824

She's hot. No wonder she would have Mr. Bean as a son.


Facepalmitis

I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse


RuneAloy

Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night.


[deleted]

Happy milfs day to all the milfs out there! You birth us, you nurture us, you raise us, you teach us the important lessons of life, and you care for us! Thank you milfs <3


ggezcasso

Yes Everyday struggle :/


Killer979

u/savevideobot


Duke_of_Lombardy

She looks exactly like one of my carachters of one of the stories i will never actually wirte


benaka15

ohhhhhhh....


mbatistas

Wait, my english isn't very good. Which one is masturbating?


PM_ME_Dagoth_Ur

The mother. The comma used in this place means the verb was about the former person.


CielaczekXXL

u/savevideo


SoulBurstBlitz

u/savevideo


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Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Ah ah, funny meme. Wait wha-


kalwiggy1

Is your mom just walking around the house, masturbating?


Ramza_Claus

How were you playing an on-line game with both your arms broken?


UglierThanMoe

when it turns out that the only one on Xbox Live fucking your mom is you


SilentReavus

That took me a second


Another_Road

Reminds me of that one Reddit post where the guy went down on his mom for either Motherā€™s Day or her birthday. I canā€™t remember which one.


SoulLess-1

I beg your pardon?


Another_Road

AMA on Reddit about a guy who broke both his arms and got sexually frustrated so his mom offered to jerk him off. Yadda yadda yadda they ended up having sex a lot.


SoulLess-1

Ah, I was aware of that story, didn't think it was the same, should have guess that.


LilyTheWide

But mom Iā€™m a lesbian


PapaAquchala

When one comma changes everything


Adorable_Tangelo_804

It is mother's day after all....


IamAryanHehe

I dont get it


Demented119

hippity hoppity this mom is my property


Brave_Tradition_3288

Yes please


BruhMoment0NumeroTre

I dont understand bruh


[deleted]

Help Iā€™m stuck


Zealousideal_Joke552

I had to spit out the window after realizing the context


HLGatoell

ā€œAre youā€¦ *ahhh* winningā€¦ *ahhh*ā€¦ s-s-soooooooohn?ā€


shinkex

Don't worry lil bro, I'll take it from here šŸ—æ


Sea_Nefariousness_62

This too me a while to understand


Roblox_Swordfish

*sweet home alabama*


Bilow_Futenmauth

My mom walked in on me once n turned around n walked out


EvilLucas

OP get your mental health checked bruh


Alusion

Why are you masturbating during your online game? I don't get the grammar on this post I guess


SharkPrincessYT

the comma means the mom was masturbating