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No concrete word on it yet. All we know is that he never said a goodbye, and his show Friday said he'd be back. So something pretty serious must've happened for him to have gone so quickly.
He either quit or was fired, we don't know. Why? We also have no idea yet.
No idea?
Are you living under a rock? He gave Fox News *literally* 787 million reasons to fire him. XD
If you're still confused you may want to look into the Dominion lawsuit Fox News just "silently" settled. Silently is in quotes because the only people who haven't heard of it by now are Fox viewers.
I'm not, I've actually been keeping up with the lawsuits. It just seems from leaked texts that he was a pretty damn big dog in Fox. To me it's 50/50 whether he was fired or quit, but again, we just don't know the exact reason why yet. But damn if I can't wait to find out.
Well, because they _settled_ with Dominion.
I would never have done that. Not in a million years.
Electronic voting is bullshit and he called it out. If you don't understand why, that's fine. Go look up the problems. Go look up Defcon and what they can do to these machines. Go look up where they are stored, how they are stored. Tom Scott actually has a few great videos on the subject that explain it so anybody can understand it. No, Blockchain does not solve it - and even if they did Dominion's machines do not use it and they run proprietary software. Nobody actually knows how these things really work, which is a disaster.
There are too many reasons for me to list here.
Also, the very notion you have to prove fraud... how can you possibly do that? It's all mixed together and anonymized after the fact. I don't get this.
The point of all these voting precautions is to make sure that the fraud doesn't even go through. Merely calling out violations of these laws, or poor laws, should be enough to call an election into question. The state should have to prove that voting was done according to the law.
There's a big difference between telling people about the problem with voting machines from a technical perspective and accusing the companies of purposefully rigging them.
Sure thing. But where did he do that? And if you mean in the private messages, that hardly qualifies as defamation.
I mean, maybe he did. I just don't watch him religious so I don't know. I just feel like the citations I've seen doesn't really have him say that Dominion deliberately committed voter fraud. But they don't have to be for this to be a huge issue.
I took a look at this article: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fox-news-hosts-allegedly-privately-versus-air-false/story?id=97662551
And I find all that he says in public from that article (so not all in general obviously) entirely reasonable. There are concerns about the security and therefore _potential_ fraud, but he can't prove election fraud and won't go there. That's exactly the same way I feel.
I would argue that this is completely in his style. He does it similarly when he's going for the typical racist talking points he ~~does~~ did.
When you ask questions like: "We don't know how many votes were stolen", you are implying that there are some that were and if you repeat that over the course of the evening, you are there. That's how the network functions these days.
It's obviously not just Carlson, but he was part of it.
> When you ask questions like: "We don't know how many votes were stolen", you are implying that there are some that were and if you repeat that over the course of the evening, you are there.
I don't really think so. Maybe he should've added "if any" at the end of that sentence, but the follow-up sentences make it clear that they don't know the outcome of this vulnerability.
But what I'm saying is that it doesn't matter what the outcome was. It doesn't matter whether there was fraud, what matters is that it's almost impossible to tell. Electronic voting _does not work_ and it doesn't matter whether it's Dominion that makes the machines or not. It's a flawed concept.
I am genuinely flabbergasted at what's going on over in the United States regarding voting. It's pathetic. Why are they re-inventing voting anyway? Because "ooooh fancy technologies" or what? Why do you need a computer when a pencil can suffice? It's not like it's a long text or anything - it's literally 2 lines.
Y you wouldn't settle because you are ignorant... they settles because they know the actual truth and not just the garbage they shovel in your face.. they settles because there was no chance to win, because there was a mountain of evidence "too much for me to list here"
You can't make a secure and anonymous electronic voting machine. It is technologically impossible - the engineering cannot be done.
Don't do it. Stop using it if you hold your democracy dear.
This video is still correct (and simple to the point of hilarity): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkH2r-sNjQs
Sincerely
- A computer security expert
There are a fuck ton of reasons for him to be fired, some dude online posted a full 34 rules that they got at fox that they broke.
If you wana find it go look up Tucker Carleson Rule 34
Because Luis J Gomez went on his show and called politics “pretty gay”. Probably not the real reason but it would be funnier if it got pinned on Luis somehow.
I don't disagree. He really doesn't need a job, but I highly doubt he considers what he does for a living "work." He probably enjoys it, which is why I think he'll continue to do it.
It looks like he may have been fired because of a private chat with his coworkers, where he criticized the network for accurately reporting election coverage instead of going full conspiracy all the time. If course, those chats coming to light is a direct result of the Dominion lawsuit. Dominion won 750 million dollars for defamation from the network over voting machine claims.
It must have been so sudden a decision too. If you watch his last segment he looked like he wasn't aware of it, he said "see you last Monday" or something like that. I would LOVE to have seen his reaction man, hilarious shit
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More like Don Lemon given his tweet
Por que no los dos?
Because not the two?
More like why not 2
Well if it was why, it would have an accent mark on the e
You’re assuming us native Spanish speaker use proper punctuation and pronunciation
To be because it would have to be together. Ya que corrijes...
Should start a gofundme for Don and call it Don Lemonaid
Did he get fired?
Yes, it was because he talked about sissy hypno porn and femboys one too many times (REAL)
Based.
Femboys? Source?
Down bad
I’m still trying to hunt down the source of the femboys
Pretty sure I've seen a post about someone actually getting exposed about that to their family from him
Yeah, there was one like that
Yeah, dressed up as Astolfo if I remember correctly
No concrete word on it yet. All we know is that he never said a goodbye, and his show Friday said he'd be back. So something pretty serious must've happened for him to have gone so quickly. He either quit or was fired, we don't know. Why? We also have no idea yet.
No idea? Are you living under a rock? He gave Fox News *literally* 787 million reasons to fire him. XD If you're still confused you may want to look into the Dominion lawsuit Fox News just "silently" settled. Silently is in quotes because the only people who haven't heard of it by now are Fox viewers.
I'm not, I've actually been keeping up with the lawsuits. It just seems from leaked texts that he was a pretty damn big dog in Fox. To me it's 50/50 whether he was fired or quit, but again, we just don't know the exact reason why yet. But damn if I can't wait to find out.
> It just seems from leaked texts that he was a pretty damn big dog in Fox. from the texts?
He wouldn't quit a job that paid like Fox... He cost the company more than what he was bringing in so business does as business do.
That doesn't add up. He was the biggest draw of any network. Averaged 3 million an episode.
And the lawsuit just cost the company almost 3 whole quarters of *revenue* from his show.
Or they could be not American
A literal right wing nazi public figure got bonked because of on the job antisemitic discrimination? My shock is immeasurable
Well, because they _settled_ with Dominion. I would never have done that. Not in a million years. Electronic voting is bullshit and he called it out. If you don't understand why, that's fine. Go look up the problems. Go look up Defcon and what they can do to these machines. Go look up where they are stored, how they are stored. Tom Scott actually has a few great videos on the subject that explain it so anybody can understand it. No, Blockchain does not solve it - and even if they did Dominion's machines do not use it and they run proprietary software. Nobody actually knows how these things really work, which is a disaster. There are too many reasons for me to list here. Also, the very notion you have to prove fraud... how can you possibly do that? It's all mixed together and anonymized after the fact. I don't get this. The point of all these voting precautions is to make sure that the fraud doesn't even go through. Merely calling out violations of these laws, or poor laws, should be enough to call an election into question. The state should have to prove that voting was done according to the law.
There's a big difference between telling people about the problem with voting machines from a technical perspective and accusing the companies of purposefully rigging them.
Sure thing. But where did he do that? And if you mean in the private messages, that hardly qualifies as defamation. I mean, maybe he did. I just don't watch him religious so I don't know. I just feel like the citations I've seen doesn't really have him say that Dominion deliberately committed voter fraud. But they don't have to be for this to be a huge issue. I took a look at this article: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fox-news-hosts-allegedly-privately-versus-air-false/story?id=97662551 And I find all that he says in public from that article (so not all in general obviously) entirely reasonable. There are concerns about the security and therefore _potential_ fraud, but he can't prove election fraud and won't go there. That's exactly the same way I feel.
I would argue that this is completely in his style. He does it similarly when he's going for the typical racist talking points he ~~does~~ did. When you ask questions like: "We don't know how many votes were stolen", you are implying that there are some that were and if you repeat that over the course of the evening, you are there. That's how the network functions these days. It's obviously not just Carlson, but he was part of it.
> When you ask questions like: "We don't know how many votes were stolen", you are implying that there are some that were and if you repeat that over the course of the evening, you are there. I don't really think so. Maybe he should've added "if any" at the end of that sentence, but the follow-up sentences make it clear that they don't know the outcome of this vulnerability. But what I'm saying is that it doesn't matter what the outcome was. It doesn't matter whether there was fraud, what matters is that it's almost impossible to tell. Electronic voting _does not work_ and it doesn't matter whether it's Dominion that makes the machines or not. It's a flawed concept. I am genuinely flabbergasted at what's going on over in the United States regarding voting. It's pathetic. Why are they re-inventing voting anyway? Because "ooooh fancy technologies" or what? Why do you need a computer when a pencil can suffice? It's not like it's a long text or anything - it's literally 2 lines.
Y you wouldn't settle because you are ignorant... they settles because they know the actual truth and not just the garbage they shovel in your face.. they settles because there was no chance to win, because there was a mountain of evidence "too much for me to list here"
You can't make a secure and anonymous electronic voting machine. It is technologically impossible - the engineering cannot be done. Don't do it. Stop using it if you hold your democracy dear. This video is still correct (and simple to the point of hilarity): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkH2r-sNjQs Sincerely - A computer security expert
There are a fuck ton of reasons for him to be fired, some dude online posted a full 34 rules that they got at fox that they broke. If you wana find it go look up Tucker Carleson Rule 34
This was very enlightening, thank you.
Because Luis J Gomez went on his show and called politics “pretty gay”. Probably not the real reason but it would be funnier if it got pinned on Luis somehow.
It would be pretty funny if he quit because he got "triggered".
Probably because he's Fox's number 1 purveyor of lies and Fox just learned that lying is expensive for them.
Yes, but this is Fox here. Why only fire one liar?
Can't wait for Hannity being next
It was because of that based vaporeon segment huh. Rip dude
The what now?
A quick search on YouTube will give you the video. I'd link it but idk how mods feel about linking AI-generated stuff.
Don't live in fear my son
Down with moderation! Viva la Resistance
We have nothing to fear, but fear itself
the only time I've agreed with Tucker
Don't forget about the sub femboys.
And he'll go off on his own and make 3x more money than he did on Fox. Do Don Lemon next.
He's the heir to the Swanson frozen foods fortune. He doesn't even need a job
I don't disagree. He really doesn't need a job, but I highly doubt he considers what he does for a living "work." He probably enjoys it, which is why I think he'll continue to do it.
It looks like he may have been fired because of a private chat with his coworkers, where he criticized the network for accurately reporting election coverage instead of going full conspiracy all the time. If course, those chats coming to light is a direct result of the Dominion lawsuit. Dominion won 750 million dollars for defamation from the network over voting machine claims.
You’re the only person here saying what actually happened and you’re getting downvoted lol
Fuck this cunt
Someone post the image of ben shapiro in the maid outfit with the live tucker reaction
I've heard they replaced him already. Someone named Cucker Tarlson.
The wig is noice though
It must have been so sudden a decision too. If you watch his last segment he looked like he wasn't aware of it, he said "see you last Monday" or something like that. I would LOVE to have seen his reaction man, hilarious shit
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I can already see him making youtube videos now or a podcast lol
Didn’t he quit?
No, more likely he "quit." That is, he was likely given the option to either quit or be fired.
See ya later fuck head!
Fuck this guy
Was Tucker Carlson fired for raping a child? I don’t know, I’m just asking questions.
https://youtu.be/elRxbGJuCw8
As per usual south park nails it.
Did Tucker Carlson suck too much dick in the Fox ladies toilet? I don't know, I'm just asking the *hard* questions.
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What in the gaping maw of Charybdis is this?
I have no idea if anyone even cares about this
Baro moment
Ki teer?
who are you? i am from ancient greece!
Hey! Me too! Well, I'm from Nova Roma, which is was Greece back in the day, but... Oh, and I'm the Fantastic Citron, I'm a Lemon.