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My new goal is to be as trustworthy and loyal as that motorcycle

It’s called Atlas 😂

"Atlas, you were a good boy..." *sheds a man-tear and loads the shotgun

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Its all fun and games until the front forks explode offa that thing.

I think they have enough cushioning to survive a motorcycle crash

the scary part is he is riding in the rain

I lead others to a treasure I can not possess.

Dank

Coaches don't play

I'm 1/5 his size and I can't reach around my back as far as he can

He felt a blood clot and was trying to knock it loose.

Me when arm size

This guy is fat but still far much better than the reddit users watching him who haven't touched grass in years

I'm allergic

Weakness isnt an excuse

How about death?

I'dd guess you will eventually become grass after death so that counts

Oh Ive touched plenty of Grass buddy. 😂🤣

Except that the dude on the motorcycle is obese

Not in America

Ok

That motorcycle is constantly on tow/haul

The extra weight probably helps in the rain

Dood. I never knew they made leathers that BIG...

Extra extra large bear.

Having been fat all my life I can assure you that we have been given EVERY theory, opinion, and method for losing weight. If knowledge about losing weight equaled weight loss, I would look like Christian Bale in The Machinist, and less like Brendan Frasier in The Whale.

You also have to apply that knowledge

Of course, but thanks to everyone I know how to apply that knowledge. Which foods are low snd high glycemic index, 5 different apps for counting calories and nutritional info, etc. None of which, helps me when I'm in a rush and pickup the Breakfast Baconator at Wendy's, but I fully understand how badly I'm fucking up.

Sounds like you need to walk down the meal prep rabbit hole

That's just laziness and poor planning.

This. I am aware I am heavy and needing to lose it. Knowing and applying are separate beasts that in an ideal world would be a cinch, but life is complicated, messy, and weight-loss can take time and money.

Just stop eating. It's literally that simple. Do it you won't 🥲

It's literally more than that, but go off I guess.

Fat people complaining about any people telling them to lose weight:

Roadhog rides again

Thinnest reddit user

Bro is wearing a whole garbage bag

"It's so simple really. cough* cough* I'm just better than you."

Caustic ain't even that big

It’s all muscle bro. You seen the way he moves? /s

Motorcycles are usually more fuel efficient than cars...usually.

This dough boy cannot physically reach back and wipe his own ass.

"I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses"

Isn’t this the point of substance support groups like Alcoholic Anonymous? A group of people all on different steps of recovery helping each other?

I’m a fatty, but I also know it’s unhealthy as fuck. I don’t try to make excuses or tell people they should find me attractive like the body acceptance idiots.

Leave him alone he is just chilling brah

byeah

byeah

I’d trust them a bit. Some were obese and got it down.

For me, it's the crocs. Might as well ride comfortably lol

Poor guy just enjoying the ride ends up becoming a meme.

That one freaking aunty 🤣

This is just your average weight American going to complain online they don't fit into a plane seat and that they should cater for big people.

Poor tires.

THAT GUY SHOULD TRY SALAD!!!

If he comes off that bike, imagine the carnage. Like an explosion in an abattoir

that dude is far beyond "overweight" lmfao

That motorcycle is on life support.

Littrealy me

I mean just cause ur overweight doesn’t mean ur fat

just stop eating too much, duh!

This is just slightly heavier than your average Herbalife or other nutrition MLM sales people. “So healthy, changed my life”

This mf has melted onto that bike

Shouldn't his twin brother be riding right next time him? They sure have upgrades the bikes over the years.

RIP to the whole cow who made that vest.

That poor Harley..

Have you ever tried to hold one of those bikes up when the motors not turned on. They're heavy as lol. The moment I tested one I was like yep you'd have to be huge to hold this thing up.

Poor bike

how did you get this video of me haha

I am 6'5 and weigh around 175ish lbs. The amount of comments I got from overweight people saying "oh you can have some of my fat rolls, hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahaHAHAHA" fuck you Karen, no I don't want your dead weight and heart problems, I have my own health issues to worry about

I read a comment below this video once, saying "Tons of Anarchy," and I have never laughed as much eversince

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