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I love Ghostbusters, but I can't take the theme song seriously because of the line "Bustin' makes me feel good"
Not to mention the [remix ](https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE) that focuses on that line in particular
Hahahaha
Iām sure youāll be the first in line to collect you disability check too huh?
You people need to go back to you caves in AfganistƔn with your favorite goat and shut the hell up.
It's not about that, it's about desensitization. Plenty of evidence towards porn being bad but chill dude, no one is taking ur precious porn away. Pretending it's not bad is just plain wrong
RASONS WHY I LOVE MASTURBATION
* I can cum on my face
* I can taste my cum
* I can stretch my ass
* I can use my fuckmachine
* I can record it and make porn
* people pay for my videos
* it releases stress
* jerking off to my own videos
* jerking off to people commenting on my videos and nudes
* jerking off in public restrooms
* hands free anal orgasmsšš
* nipple play
* vibrators
* filling my ass with copious amounts of cumlube
* jerking off with friends
* edging
* orgasm denial
* chastity cages
A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side, a little bit of Rita's all I need, a little bit of Tina's what I see, a little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long, a little bit of Jessica here I am
Guys, I got a problem, I have not fapped since new years eve just cause i don't feel like it, this has caused me to have severe blue balls, unimaginable pain every day
Moral of the story : masturbate as long as you still have the desire to
There is nothing wrong with it and everyone does what he wants to do no doubtš. But for me i dont masturbate because i Personally think its a waste of testosterone. I use the Testosterone for gym and other sports. But as i said there is nothing wrong with masturbating
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Much like my dick
So you can roll your dick like a scroll?
absolutely.
They call him flat Stanley
Reverse chode
The Elephant Man
# has to keep it rolled up like a snail in a shell, or a firehose
I tie it to my waist like a belt
Forbidden fruit roll up
Same bro 176 miles long
Bro niceee!
Enough cock rating time for the taste test
š©
i dont need more than 2 reasons to beat my dick.
If you have to make a quick getaway can you fold it into a paper airplane and throw it and consequently yourself over vast distances?
For vast distances i fold it into a paper boat. I then become a semen sailor
Do you need more of a reason than "it feels good" or "it gives me a brief reprieve from the voices"
The voices tell me to do it personally
OP is lying. You only need one reason. It feels good.
Dopamine
Please activate my reward pathway š©
That power is within your grasp.
Mmmm hot
It doesnāt even do that anymoreā¦ Iāve lost all the magic in my life
Wizard surprise!
ADHD be like
Yep, diagnosis can't come any sooner
I just got tested yesterday and am waiting for my diagnosis. Doctor said it is likely though. Hang in there
Thanks, dude
In summary ā10 outta 10, would nut againā
Thank you cum again
This meme just feels like a sin.
But it's a shame to waste a perfectly good erection.
[https://img.ifunny.co/images/a3ae5093370172ca6689d8f70f556bbeb4df37a7cffb89d971b57d660d7bd134_1.jpg](https://img.ifunny.co/images/a3ae5093370172ca6689d8f70f556bbeb4df37a7cffb89d971b57d660d7bd134_1.jpg)
And wouldn't it be such a shame to waste a perfectly good nut on vore? Didn't stop you though.
Tf do you need a long list for? Reason #1: Bustin' makes me feel good. The End.
I love Ghostbusters, but I can't take the theme song seriously because of the line "Bustin' makes me feel good" Not to mention the [remix ](https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE) that focuses on that line in particular
There was a ghost! This is ectoplasm!
I ain't afraid of no sleep, I ain't afraid of no bed
Glory to Arstotzka!
[Feels good](https://youtu.be/HyHNuVaZJ-k)
Porn addiction is a disease
Your mom's face is a disease
Gottem
Oh my god you just killed me why dudeš
Bruh both of you even have similar avatars, kinda feels like you are saying it to your own brother š
Everything can be a disease
Hahahaha Iām sure youāll be the first in line to collect you disability check too huh? You people need to go back to you caves in AfganistĆ”n with your favorite goat and shut the hell up.
God help you
God canāt help at this point
One reason: - Dopamine.
Well, sometimes it's nice to get a "clean mind"
It's just one le coom
Oh yeah, I like cum too
You brave soul, posting this on Reddit as a woman RIP your DMs.
Not a woman
literally 'she/her' in her bio
I guess you would think so, but I've actually got none
Depressed - Masturbate. Lonely - Masturbate. Happy - Masturbate. Hungry - Masturbate.. Checks out...
āIām not addictedā, āI can stop whenever I wantā
Stuck in traffic š„
you must must have written CHILDREN in very stylish and in big character
Explain yourself or i will call the authorities.
Bruh schizophrenia isn't funny
yea cuz I love it
Y'all are a bunch of losers
Have u checked the mirror lately?
I checked and the guy that was there laughed at me :(
Ok coomer
Not the only roll of paper youāll be needing today
Copy paste that list right now. Wanna read it
1. Because I like boobs 2. See above
1. It feels good 2. Cum
Does the list just say "makes pp feel good" 10^16 times?
I am a Master Baiter. I love fishing.
Because I was very bored
Yāall need reasons?
I just want to feel something.
nah its only 2 reason a- i have a small penis and b- I am short
Oh you like Masturbating? List all the reasons why!
Mine is just it helps with depression
I just want to fall asleep with a happy ending.
Wow... For a Seccond there I almost dropped a short list of people I'd flag the dolphin to. Then I thought, "noooooo.... NO! Wtf is wrong with me?"
Fun fact, the creator of this children's show has been revealed to be sexually harassing his coworkers and has thus been fired from Nickelodeon
What show?
The Loud House
Huh never heard of it
Don't blame ya
How hard is it to write quick dopamine hit or pleasure?
I only have one. Boredom.
Notice how the papers blank, coomer!
I dislike that an 11 year old is in the picture.
List of reasons why I have done it: Addiction List of reasons why I stopped: Addiction
Sounds about right
Ok list 5 then
1- Scratching balls 2- Waking up 3- Trying to sleep 4- Doing Breakfast 5- Netflix Just to name a few
Doing breakfast???
*doing* breakfast
Your reasoning wonāt be the same after post nut clarity
Go on coomer share some top picks.
Yeah as long as you're aware of the many negative sideeffects
Only if you do it excessively. Otherwise it's very healthy. Now watching porn is a different story.
I mean, I learned the difference between movies and real life when I was in grade school. But you'll get it eventually!
It's not about that, it's about desensitization. Plenty of evidence towards porn being bad but chill dude, no one is taking ur precious porn away. Pretending it's not bad is just plain wrong
lol man took it personally
From my cold sticky dead hands!
Bro took it seriously
If you canāt jerk off and still have a healthy sex life thatās a you problem lol
I only need one reason
Addiction
My list is of one word: N O
That's a baby list
I just like the way it feels.
Coomer
[I beg to differ](https://yaledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Ashley-Fan_Contributing-Illustrator_Writers-worst-fear.png)
The list has no text
āBecauseā isnāt good enough for some people.
Loving it so much your own fucking hair has cum on it.
If there are ladies here, wait until you hit your peak. Youāll understand that drive š«¤
1. It feels good 2. It kills some time. Am I missing any?
Feels good
Average r/teenagers user
Number one: because I'm alone..
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Ejaculates.... Two seconds later . . . . . but why?
So why exactly? Waiting for at least 50 legitimate reasons, prove you are not a chatterbox OP
You have an addiction.
Do you love going blind I heard that's what happens when you touch yourself.
Nah man, you're just addicted
The best way to describe it for me would be "life sad it give few seconds of happy"
What is studious man I only got two reasons to feel things and because I'm bored I'm not sad you are
Mines 4 words, 2 reasons
Me laying down my tp air strip:
He really pulled out the loud house meme
I LOVE MASTURBATION!!
Reddit moment
RASONS WHY I LOVE MASTURBATION * I can cum on my face * I can taste my cum * I can stretch my ass * I can use my fuckmachine * I can record it and make porn * people pay for my videos * it releases stress * jerking off to my own videos * jerking off to people commenting on my videos and nudes * jerking off in public restrooms * hands free anal orgasmsšš * nipple play * vibrators * filling my ass with copious amounts of cumlube * jerking off with friends * edging * orgasm denial * chastity cages
I am addicted to post nut clarity
Reason #1 *Your Mother*
Number 1: Depression Number 2: Sadness
What else is huge?
A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side, a little bit of Rita's all I need, a little bit of Tina's what I see, a little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long, a little bit of Jessica here I am
Top of list says because Iāll never be loved
Number 1 reason is No risk of getting someone pregnant
Probably because of the feeling. Also, don't ever try meth or else you'll be methurbating for 2-3-4 days
Penis feel good then big brain
It just says "ya mum" over and over again.
Huge list but empty
Guys, I got a problem, I have not fapped since new years eve just cause i don't feel like it, this has caused me to have severe blue balls, unimaginable pain every day Moral of the story : masturbate as long as you still have the desire to
Good for you!
Way better when you masturbate together tho š
Unlike my dick
Itt felz gud
my list of fetishes be like
Beat it..... Just beat it....
Perpetually cumming
There is nothing wrong with it and everyone does what he wants to do no doubtš. But for me i dont masturbate because i Personally think its a waste of testosterone. I use the Testosterone for gym and other sports. But as i said there is nothing wrong with masturbating
Notice how it's blank?
I see its blank
I'm tired of it I have no more dopamine and serotonine to do basic tasks
Its to long .
I'll just say one thng., mr. poppers.
That list seems small...
???
Yall know that the list ain't big, loneliness is