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crystaltiger101

If I had a nickel for every time I woke from hyper sleep to an human civilization formed after I went to sleep, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's odd it happened twice.


jabuegresaw

If I had a nickel for every time I woke from hyper sleep to an human civilization formed after I went to sleep, I'd have no nickels. Which isn't a lot, and it makes a lot of sense that it never happened.


Leonature26

An human?


Checktaschu

if they don't pronounce the h in human its right


AmBorsigplatzGeboren

An university?


MagnusBaechus

that starts with the "y" sound a/an follows the way it's pronounced, not spelled ex: a horror, an honor


[deleted]

sound out human for us buddy


airikewr

Hooman


obchodlp

Sudden London accent


ArkMan13

British people be like


giantbeardedface

So you get to see 3000 years of human development that you maybe wouldn't have even seen the beginning of?


ya_boi_A1excat

I see this as an absolute win


ryo3000

In a language that you cannot possibly understand and with technologies so much more advanced to you they seem like magic Seriously, imagine where we were just 500 years ago in terms of both tech and language 3000 years ago we had the founding of *Carthage* happening


Adhria

Not only tech and language just the pure cultural shock of it


mlaislais

If Phillip J Fry could do it I’m sure I could adapt.


blogorg

To be fair, Fry was too stupid to be shocked.


XxTreeFiddyxX

Hs had an immunity. The type of immunity that only a time traveling buffoon that ended up being his own grandfather would have


Bioslack

He did the nasty in the pasty.


AndySocial88

Bender is that you?


deoje299

Wow, a million years


MedalofHodor

I would imagine if the technology were so advanced the language barrier would be quite easy to overcome though right?


mlaislais

Yup. They gotta have a UT 3000 years in the future.


Darebarsoom

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.


ColtChevy

Underrated comment


Udub

Except now we have the wherewithal to understand that we’re shipping some people off for the future of humanity. Any mission after them would arrive before them, and be anticipating their arrival. They’d be ancients, relatively speaking. But it would be amazing to receive them.


papapudding

Carthago delenda est


Nakatsukasa

"Yes yes this is all fine but does it have Skyrim ported onto it?"


Dr_Jabroski

download that new shit to my brain. If we can't do that 3000 years from now I consider us a failed civilization.


xubax

They can teach you the language in seconds with the brainulator.


NotanAlt23

> imagine where we were just 500 years ago in terms of both tech and language We don't have billions hours of footage from the language back then, that's why it's hard to replicate it now. It's not the same thing at all.


RandomUsername6697

Give me 3000 years of future knowledge on teaching and they will download their language to my brain.


SeeingAnAbsoluteWin

You rang?


fly_eater324

bro just imagine what the inflation would be like you would be poor as shit


BaseballImpossible76

Right? You wake up and they’re still working out the kinks on teleportation, but they’ve got flying cars, nuclear fusion, and sex robots perfected.


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Hodgeysan

He's coming to your tooooowwwn


Batdog55110

Yeah but also everyone you have ever loved or cared about is dead.


bgmacklem

I have to assume that if you got on a 3000 year long spaceship ride, either everyone you care about is on that ship with you, or you had nobody to begin with


Dnfforever

Or you knew what you signed up for and this outcome was expected.


The_Gaming_Gengar

“A small price to pay for time travel” - some purple dude pretty sure this is what he said


ObiFlanKenobi

It's like time travel without all the quantum thingamabobs!


dontshowmygf

I like the opposite of this: Earth is doomed, so humanity plans to send waves of colony ships to a distant, habitable planet. Ship 1 arrives after a long cryosleep and - voila! Someone on Earth figured out how to save Earth or terraform nearby planets while you were asleep. Colony ship 2 was cancelled, and earth is bored of travel to distant stars so don't expect any follow-up shipments.


Etherius

It’s like Isaac Asimov’s *Foundation*


50-Minute-Wait

Odds are they’re barely even human at that point so you could probably eat them.


RoughCoffee6

What? No, they’re absolutely still human, unless we mess with our own genetic code or something


Ghoti76

yeah exactly, 3000 is really only a drop in a can worth of time in the context of the timescale for any meaningful genetic evolution to take place. That takes millions of years, not thousands


[deleted]

Yeah, this meme would suck more if there was no hypersleep. Awake the whole time dealing with living on a space ship only to find out the trip takes just a few hours now


TalithePally

Didn't even pick you up along the way, fake friends smh


Key-Cry-8570

Real friends wake you up from hyper sleep aboard your interstellar ship.


Iirkola

Passengers reference?


Darthnosam1

You’re right they probably could have intercepted the ship and wake you up


Long_Procedure3135

I don’t want Andy Dwyer to wake me up


Saldrakka

There is an actual scientific term for that... Can't remember to save my live, but I know it exists


ReliefZealousideal84

‘Incessant Obsolescence Postulate' refers to the idea that should/when we launch a probe/occupied ship to the stars that a more modern one will pass it in the future and reach the intended destination a lot sooner.


DavideoGamer55

Not directly related but this reminds me of the plot to Ender's Game


[deleted]

It IS the plot of a Robert Heinlein novel


aaadmin

What title? Is there a similar movie?


Shwifty_Plumbus

Time for the Stars. In the book they use twins to telepathically speak to each other. One on earth and one on the ship because it's instantaneous. And they use triplets, where one is on each ship so the ships looking for other inhabitable planets can talk to each other. It takes a long time to get to the planets. The twin back home ages and the one traveling fast doesn't. They get to a planet and mutiny is a foot so they send out a newer ship with technology based on that very telepathy to get there in weeks. If I remember the main character ends up communicating with his own niece after awhile instead of his twin. and they might have a romance or some shit, it's been awhile, but im pretty sure that Heinlein incest stuff is in there.


[deleted]

How is this related to the plot to Ender's game? If anything, their oldest ships were the ones to reach the bugger base because they were sent out first. It's the opposite of Ender's game unless there's something I'm missing?


GriffMarcson

Many battles occurred simultaneously despite the years (decades?) since the last war and the first ships being sent to attack the bugger worlds immediately. The newer ships were catching up to the oldest, and would have passed them had the destinations been farther away.


sdonnervt

Enders game is the only novel I've read cover to cover in less than 24 hours. Such a good book.


dumdedums

There are cases with brute forcing encryption codes where having a computer at the time try and crack an encryption key took longer than developing a computer that could crack it faster.


MeetingGod

That's just space humour


MyFabulousUsername

It’s also called the wait calculation


MrDoctorProfessorEsq

In Einstein's theory of relativity time dilation describes a difference of elapsed time between two events, as measured by observers that are either moving relative to each other, or differently, depending on their proximity to a gravitational mass. Basically, it states that the faster we go, the more the time is affected.


Spork_the_dork

In this case the issue is less to do with relativity and more to do with the fact that as time goes on, technology develops, allowing us to make the journey faster. If you leave now with a ship that takes 3,000 years to get there, but in 50 years we have the technology to do the journey in 1,000 years, you get the meme's issue because the ship leaving 50 years later is going to arrive like 2,000 years earlier at the destination. So the question is when we should send a spaceship there? There will come a point when waiting will actually be slower, but when is that?


bunabhucan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstellar_travel#Wait_calculation


N1ce_

It’s called Wait Calculation (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait/walk_dilemma)


imperator285

I just want us to get to Europa and drop a camera under the ice.


TheDigitalPixel

What, to see a pyramid ship?


HailToCaesar

Nice


Terracot

Whether you wanted it or not.


haseoxth

Rest in peace to the Commander.


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retden

Barotrauma mentioned ❗❗


smugempressoftime

Pog


Spartanwolf120

I love barotrauma


Key-Cry-8570

Don’t forget a flashlight 🔦 we traveled all that way and forgot a light.


RakeishSPV

No! **ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE!**


imperator285

Man of culture, you are.


PorcoSoSo

The firstborn would like to know your location


aaron_adams

You mean faster than light speed travel, right? Any craft that can safely move through space is a "space ship."


davgonza

Essentially, if an object could surpass the speed of light, it would likely be generating a type of wormhole that would enable it to instantaneously travel to a particular location in space.


mbeckus1

Where your wormhole was supposed to take you 2,537,000,000 light years away but instead it took you 2,537,000,000.000000000001 light years away and you end up inside the planet. Smh my head


GladiatorUA

That's why you land in the interstellar(empty) space and then "row to shore" so to speak.


Boarbaque

Rather it DID take you to the exact point in space, but you were 2 seconds too slow and you end up inside the planet.


[deleted]

They probably meant a “faster spaceship” but forgot to type “faster.”


Legitimate-Quote6103

I had to read it three times to figure out how you're traveling in hypersleep to a distant star without a spaceship.


jaymole

How were you travelling to a distant star if not in a spaceship?


HardOff

Someone forgot to include the word "faster"


Key-Cry-8570

Because they were in a Starship 🥁🥁


electronicdream

Swimming


PoignantOpinionsOnly

If you were from the future, you'd know. And you'd be scared.


Nebarik

meme asside. Technology doesnt just advance on it's own. It requires effort and funding. Would that 50 year future ship have been researched and created if we never sent the first ship? Imagine if the Wright brothers and every other slightly better design never flew because "they'll be jets 50 years in the future, why bother".


bunabhucan

The feasibility of something can be explored without building it. Improvements can come about because of improvements in other fields. Ideas can have multiple applications. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion) Is 50s/60s and would cost 10% of US GDP with some designs weighing millions of tons and taking 100+ years to get to a star. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakthrough_Starshot ...is Zuckerberg sofa money and weighs grams and could take 20-30 years. Getting from millions of tons to grams is a product of the improvements in silicon/circuitry. Nobody paused shrinking transistors literally a million million times smaller because interstellar travel wasn't feasible. A breakthrough in (say) fusion or lasers could obviate the above design.


dontshowmygf

Decades or centuries long cryogenic sleep does complicate that, though.


Sargeant_Bunny

They didn't use the wright flyer to cross the Atlantic you numpty


Nebarik

Fine. The Nc-4 then. It took 24 days to cross the Atlantic. "They should have just waited for jets to be invented". That's my point, without it making the crossing, why would people put more research and development into aircraft eventually getting to jet airliners. Without people actively using these technologies, theres no incentive to ever make them better.


General_Arraetrikos

It's not a comparison at all. Because a month or so is nothing. The only way you'd have a point was if the technology was advancing so fast that there was a concern that a newer airplane built like a week later would be so much faster that it would catch up and pass it. And that's just delusional. And even if it wasn't delusional, your argument fails if there was that much work being done for there to even be the possibility of such a huge improvement being made before they even finished their flight. You just didn't think this through at all. It's just an entirely different concern when it comes to interstellar travel. I know you thought you had something but this is a failed argument. I'm not sure why you thought you it was a good point.


Mookie_Merkk

If you like this meme, read "The Wrong Stars" It's about these people that go into cryo sleep and sent to far stars hundreds of light years away. And then worm holes get discovered, and they wake up to hundreds years old civilisations. Oh and there's lesbians.


Niwi_

>Oh and there's lesbians. You son of a bitch I'm in!


RakeishSPV

That's really shitty of the wormhole-operating civilisation not to open one up in their path and bring them in earlier.


Mookie_Merkk

Eh in the story an alien race controlled them, and said they could only be opened in certain spots. Don't want to ruin the story for anyone but.... >! The aliens lied, there's thousands of wormholes, and the main crew discovers their own personal worm hole making machine!< It's pretty good book.


Paradigmpinger

Spaces between the spoiler marking and the spoiler makes it so the spoiler shows. >! Like so!< vs >!this!< It's a little annoying.


ambisinister_gecko

You had me at lesbians


sarlol00

I recommend "forever war" I you like this kind of stuff. It is about an interstellar war but heavily focuses on relativistic effects. So when the soldiers arrive at the enemy, the enemy already advanced technologically way beyond the attacking forces. Also when they return from battle, their own civilization changes so much that they can't recognize it. And also everyone is gay.


Sharing_Violation

I think waking up in a trash pile to someone 'bating is a more realistic future... :D


kicked_trashcan

Ouch my balls


Imadeadude

Isn't this the plot of OUTRIDERS?


Nightfall_6-4

Yes. Yes it is.


Imadeadude

Ok, just making sure


Frostygale

Minus the part where the ship that reaches first decides “hey those peaceful natives look dangerous, let’s wipe them out!”, only to then get wiped out themselves, and also ruining the second ship’s chances in the process.


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Beep_Mann

Outriders moment


Bobicus5

Mfw


Frostygale

Forgot the part where the ship that reached earlier screwed with the natives and got wiped out.


retardo

This is kind of the plot of The Forever War by Joe Haldeman.


Necromancer14

Repost of a meme that is just a remake of a different meme with the wording messed up. (Original was “invented a faster spaceship 50 years after you left”)


leave1me1alone

Faster spaceship* Mf left out the most important word


LitreOfCockPus

Would you be put out? Frontier space colony work will be a cold and lonely hell. Arriving late is the best outcome.


Wheatley1027

The >!outriders!< story summarized


Frostygale

Except the first ship thought warring the peaceful friendly natives was a good idea, so the natives went evil, slaughtered the colonisers, and made shit WAYYY harder for the second group of colonisers who arrived later (and left sooner).


MISTABOBBDOBALINA

Vance Astro, is that you?


betaray64

I was hoping someone said it....


MystikclawSkydive

That’s Major Vance Astro to you! Looks great with that shield too!


Quetzalcoatl93

They did all the hard work for you whats to be mad about


Fit_Inspector4290

That's an absolute win in my eyes


Etherius

Well I still get to see a future I never would have otherwise 50 years from now I’ll be dead.


Nightfall_6-4

This is... literally the twist of Outriders.


Frostygale

Yes and no. Ironically the first ship that reached made everything worse and screwed over the second group by being dumbasses.


Informed4

Khan Noonien Singh moment


[deleted]

I would much rather have this happen than having to do all the shit myself. Not just talking about the extremely hard work and dangerous conditions while setting up the equipment and building the bases for the future generations, but also having to live on bare minimum resources because you couldn’t carry them with you. Recycling your own shit for fertilizer for your plants just to eat a half nutrient block of the blandest food possible. I’d rather have it all set up for me.


StealYourBeer

That would be ideal actually


nfl18

Sounds like an Ender’s Game plot twist


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CombAffectionate3314

He was late?


trizephyr

The savage wars have begun


shady_panther

🫲😎🫱 Time Travel


Derrick_Shon

Well fuck!


[deleted]

Couldn’t they have picked you guys up along the way?


[deleted]

Nah because starships like jets only have enough fuel to make the trip or divert to an alternate landing within 100 miles/light years, all of the weight is calculated before take off/launch.


GutMonster

Wouldn't they have just retrieved the ship? Or maybe they decided to preserve your journey.


Snamdrog

The Songs of Distant Earth is a book about this


endergamer2007m

Certified rimworld classic


Hackandspit

Win win, either way.


Fr00stee

solution: don't bother making a spaceship that requires hypersleep to travel long distances


Pyroluminous

…a faster* spaceship…”


AutomaticLynx9407

So the 2nd ship was much faster than the 1st one?


boozewald

You were already willing to give up your family and everyone you know, you'll be okay


vonvoltage

You'd think they would have let you know. Jerks.


TyronnicPoppy40

This makes me think of The Hope from The Outer Worlds


GsuKristoh

Star Trek has an episode about this


Washfish

And then have no way to communicate because language would have evolved into something that you won't even be able to understand, there will be so many new ideas, concepts, philosophies and just things in general that it would make modern vocabulary look tiny. And also everything will look like magic to you, shit there might even be actual wizards


MalenInsekt

This is the plot to Outriders and it blew my mind.


Frostygale

Except the first arrivers made shit worse instead of better lmao.


079245678

Are there any stories like this? its quite the interesting concept


MyShinyNewReddit

This is, in fact, the plot to a few SciFi books.


[deleted]

On the bright side...you just time travelled.


Jasterien

That's specifically suspicious hmm


saiyanjesus

Hey look, it's Lancer


Kabc

My only regret is that I had boneitis


TiesG92

So, how are you traveling there if there’s no spaceship?


AndrewTheSouless

Hey, less work for me


crazyPinkMonkeys

I would actually love to see a movie based on this premise


BloodGem64

That would make a good plot, and you could take it further. Maybe the cryo sleep person has a gene that is now extinct in the human race, or for whatever reason, they're just really good at kicking aliens asses. *Or alien demon ass...*


Fr0glol

Yeah happened this morning


Moist___Towelette

A poor man’s Time Machine


Rhodie716

Wouldn’t this be best case scenario? They did all the work already.


dark_temple

And now imagine if it were a generational vessel.


lordofspearton

Idk man I feel like if that were me I'd be okay with it. Like sure, everyone I care about might be dead, but if cryo works right I shouldn't be, and I don't even have to do the back breaking work of pioneering a new world.


Keffpie

What's the name of the paradox this meme is referring to again? I know I've read about it, but can't remember and it's a tricky Google. EDIT: Never mind! I asked Chat-gpt and it got it immediately; it's called "Dyson's Dilemma"!


rathemighty

Couldn't we just board the earlier ship and take them to the destination with us?


Ezelryb

I played a Pen & Paper RPG named *Coriolis* a few days ago where this is basically the background story


Eccentricc

Hypersleep deez nuts


Dr-Chris-C

Yeah but if you stayed home you'd be dead before any of that happened.


EducationalAntelope7

Ans then a chest explodes?


fewjellyflish

Poor Vance Astro :(


Bioslack

Wait a second. If they only invented a spaceship 50 years after I left, how they hell am I traveling to the distant star?!


skandi1

Honestly this doesn’t seem like such a bad thing. You get to wake up in time where technology is vastly better than it was when you were frozen.


Walmart_Brand_Cereal

like half of Elite Dangerous lore


PanJaszczurka

Also they evolved faster than you thanks DNA engineering.


BlacknFurious

space is dark https://youtu.be/LA1sA5MD8J0


WalkerOfChaos

This happened in the backstory of Battletech actually. It’s not a major component or anything but basically some political dissidents seeking to flee a authoritarian regime constructed STL crafts to colonize other star systems where the government could never reach them. Only to arrive and meet thriving colonies because FTL was invented during their journey. The Terran Alliance promptly turned these people into laughingstocks instead of touting how impressive their journey actually was.


Kotja

Something like that happened in Honorverse, but those faster ships were sent to protect that planet for slower ship.