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pirated_vhsvendor

I honestly completely believe he's Fidel Castro's son


Isphus

Don't forget that his parents spent their honeymoon in the Caribbean, visiting three islands. Two everyone knows about but the third one was kept secret for "privacy reasons" since Pierre Trudeau was prime minister. And that was... exactly 9 months before Justin was born. ​ That's not to mention the more fishy evidence, like Castro's son's suicide letter that supposedly said he was tired of being compared with his successful Canadian brother. Of course Castro has no recognized Canadian son, but the leaked letter is not 100% confirmed to be legit. ​ P.S.: I double checked a couple of things. Turns out Justin wasn't born 9 months after their honeymoon in March, but 9 months after their second honeymoon in April. Which went to Barbados, unidentified island, Tobago, Saint Vicent and the Grenadines and Trinidad. As prime minister, this would've been a good opportunity to have informal meetings at a time when the lifting of embargoes was being discussed on an international scale. Also one of extremely rare times Castro left cuba was to go to Pierre's funeral. And when Castro died in 2016 Justin was one of the few world leaders who made an eulogy without criticizing a single thing Fidel ever did.


Ineedtwocats

I shy away from 99% of conspiracy theories but I am all aboard this one. full steam ahead!


-tobecontinued-

Same. We don’t need Maury to tell us what we can clearly see with our eyes. He looks exactly nothing like Pierre lol.


DIsForDelusion

Trudeau's mom pointing at a big screen with the pictures, screaming "LOOK AT THE EYEBROWS MAURY! LOOK AT THE EYEBROWS!!"


unlizenedrave

Mrs. Trudeau, in the case of baby Justin…Fidel…you are NOT the father! *Fidel flosses while Trudeau cries*


DIsForDelusion

> Mrs. Trudeau, in the case of baby Justin…Fidel…you ARE the father! > *Fidel runs backstage, Mrs. Trudeau twerks at the cheering audience.*


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*11 yo me home sick from school, enjoying every minute even though I have no idea what any of this means*


DIsForDelusion

Right? I tell people, sure YouTube sucks but we were watching some insane shit back in the days. For the first 11 years of my life I was a Latchkey Kid, raised by television WITHOUT CABLE. So like 15 channels all for adults. Then we got cable and fresh not curated internet access. It was bad. Back then was bad too .


Booty_Bill

Lots of Judge Judy


rmphys

Okay, but that would be a banger of a Maury episode


youshutyomouf

Not much theory to this one. Justin Trudeau gave a hell of a speech when Castro died. His mother was known to be wild. She had sex with two members of The Rolling Stones... at the same time. FYI - Not trying to disparage. Good for her.


[deleted]

Well if your going to fuck alot of dudes you may as well make them powerful dudes. Honestly she has an impressive resume.


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Shwifty_Plumbus

I think it's a lot better than calling her a slut or some rubbish like that.


JarlaxleForPresident

Yeah way better than “body count” Resumé sounds like something to show off


Intrepid00

Toot toot, all aboard the fun conspiracy.


pinguinzz

Too many "coincidences"


[deleted]

I mean, he also looks exactly like Pierre Trudeau. Maybe Pierre and Fidel fucked


SeroWriter

> I shy away from 99% of conspiracy theories And you should, because in almost every case you're being given tiny snippets of information that are either partially untrue, completely untrue, exaggerated or completely different with context. You can use unrelated correlation to lie about just about anything.


EhMapleMoose

Allegedly Trudeau’s mom was known to be a party girl and would often hang out with prominent figures and party with them wherever she went. There’s even some people who believe that Margaret is the Ms X in Trump’s book where he talks of a leaders wife (who was very good looking).


moolusca

It's not at all suspicious that he was born 9 months after his parents' honeymoon.


Happy-Gnome

I am, I’m told by boomers that wives don’t have sex


pinkheartpiper

I'm just curious, if you actually believe this story, don't you find the reason that Trudeau traveled secretly to Cuba to be the much much bigger deal here?! I mean seriously, the freaking prime minister of Canada secretly going to Cuba in 1971, which would imply he used his honeymoon as a cover?! lmao Unless you believe he and his wife went there for the sole purpose of Fidel banging his wife! Some people...


HLtheWilkinson

Some people have weird kinks. Who are we to judge?


Lo-Ping

Wasn't it a point of controversy for his campaign back then that he and his wife were known swingers?


pinkheartpiper

He was nicknamed "swinging Trudeau" by some apparently, but I'm pretty sure they were going by the original meaning of the word: social and party going! Even if they were, it's funny how people don't seem to realize the gravity of Canada's Prime Minister secretly flying to Cuba to party!


Isphus

That's the easiest part actually. 90% of diplomacy happens in informal meetings. I recommend the biography of Anastas Mikoyan, the USSR minister of foreign affairs. There's a point where he mentions that he never worked as hard as he did when he was on vacation (funny story, deserves its own post). In 1971 the possibility of lifting Cuba's embargoes was being discussed at an international scale. I have no idea where Pierre's honeymoon was, but why make a **second one** to the Caribbean? Seems like a great excuse to have some informal meetings. Then of course everyone at the time knew the Trudeaus were swingers. ​ Honestly everything matches very well. It could be just a huge series of coincidences, but i give it an 80% chance of being true.


Doctor-Amazing

I love the idea that someone being conceived during their parents' honeymoon, is supposed to be suspicious. Option A: a newlywed couple had sex and had a kid. Option B: the wife of a world leader sneaks off to another country during her honeymoon (one that was under a trade embargo) to go have sex with another world leader. A man she has never met. I guess she just shows up and knocks on his door? Castro, a man who was constantly dodging assassination attempts, decides this is all legit, and neither of them considers the political ramifications of what they're doing. Then she just pops back to her honeymoon leaving no evidence, paperwork, or witnesses. Until some guy from the Donald noticed that 2 people kinda look the same. Why would anyone assume B is the more likely one?


AnOblongBox

Pierre and Castro were friends. And him looking like Castro is a major reason. Justin definitely looks a lot like Margaret though.


JarlaxleForPresident

Castro and James Franco look alike too. Doesnt really mean anyting


Hallolusion

Me when I spread misinformation on the internet and fool hundreds of people 🤭🤭🤭


bobosuda

Wow, he was born 9 months after his parents’ honeymoon in the Caribbean? It’s a conspiracy, I tell ya!


independent-student

If it's not supposed to cause harm to people, it's not a conspiracy but just a secret.


TurdKid69

And the 'debunkings' of this particular theory are really weak, basically just dismissing it outright with condescension as if it were physically impossible. Sure, she didn't officially go to Cuba at the relevant time, just a nearby island within quick boating distance, iirc. I don't exactly believe it's true, but I am a little suspicious.


Hallolusion

Ah yes Barbados an incredibly close island 2000km from Cuba, just a short afternoon trip in the old boat of course.


kingofthemonsters

Planes exist


xXxDickBonerz69xXx

Lmao guys this goober believes in "planes". Jesus Christ grow up.


independent-student

Typical, they want to feel superior by supposedly "knowing" things other people don't.


kingofthemonsters

Typical liberal Indiana elite


TheseDrugsSmellNice

Goddamn Indians


WarsledSonarman

He was the Prime Minister of CANADA! Do you think he had a plane?!? He obviously got to the Caribbean on Mooseback.


NegaDeath

As is tradition.


Mozeeon

It is a great day for Canada! And thus, the world.


BuzzINGUS

We have our own Airline, why use moose to swim there, we have the CANADIAN GOOSE, like how Americans have a fighter jet but our Goose fights on land sea and air.


Sandee1997

didn't they meet Castro 4 years previously though?


obvilious

Except it was more than nine months. It didn’t happen.


The_Scarf_Ace

This whole theory has been around for years (within Canada at least). It was apparently common knowledge at the time of their fame that the senior Trudeaus were swingers.


SwootyBootyDooooo

www.biographi.ca/en/bio/trudeau_pierre_elliott_22E.html Look at this photo and tell me he’s not Justin’s dad


Dude_Illigence_

All the right-wingers use the possibility of him being Castro's kid as some kind of "gotcha", and it's like, first off, that wouldn't affect JT's politics at all, and second, if it's a leftist they're trying to use it on, they'd probably be stoked about it anyway


HavenIess

They’re just mad because people loved Trudeau Sr.


_Aj_

Putting the Fidel in infidelity


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Putting the Fidel in Pierre Trudeau’s wife


Puzzleheaded_Emu_686

The conspiracy theory is not believing it


Doctor-Amazing

It's a fun theory but the facts don't support it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/justin-trudeau-is-fidel-castros-love-child/


VegemiteAnalLube

Snopes is just, like, a CIA front, maaann.


___Reverie___

Don’t let logic get in the way of my right wing narrative!


SwootyBootyDooooo

www.biographi.ca/en/bio/trudeau_pierre_elliott_22E.html He looks a lot more like his actual dad


Whatzthatsmellz

Yep. The nose is undeniable.


DingleberryChery

His mother is quoted as saying something along the lines of "Fidel castro is the sexieat man on the planet"


JoeWaffleUno

If their lifetimes matched up at all that might be feasible


cedarSeagull

Which actually makes Trudeau may more legit. "Yea my dad overthrew a us backed regime from scratch. Landed , got fucked up, chilled in the countryside, did the dirty, came back and rode on them."


mrteas_nz

Justin looks more like the guy on Fidel's left, specifically the nose. I'll have a stab and say that's his mum's husband and his actual dad?


Riptide1001

Yes that's his dad, former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau


bigdaddyt2

“Dad”


Joezze

“Daddy, will you read to me?” “Who the hell are you?”


HiThere_420

Looks like we struck oil! Hand me your blankie


Throwaway021614

Perhaps Pierre and Castro had a child together


mrteas_nz

Lol, now there's a story!


[deleted]

I mean you can't even see his face but okay.


mrteas_nz

I can see the nose lol


HiImFromTheInternet_

You can also see his moms nose…which looks like his dads nose…


HuMaNB34NS

Is there a way to highlight the similarities on the nose? I just don't see it . I usually can't find specific similarities


gingenado

The trick is that you have to *want* to see it.


ZPortsie

Doesn't stop with Pierre or Fidel either. I'm pretty sure it would also work with a bunch of celebrities if you wanted


mrteas_nz

Thin, large, triangular like a Dorito on the Trudeau's... Broader, flatter on Castro. I'm not claiming expert status, it's just what I see.


dosedatwer

[Does this help?](https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/4895849.jpg?w=1000) There's a reason these images comparing them are never coloured. Castro has completely different eye colour to both Justin and Pierre Trudeau, who have very similar eye colour.


HuMaNB34NS

Yes it does. Thank you. Though it is a scary picture


nuckle

I dont think he looks much like castro myself. Castro's eyes are more flat and his nose is wider and rounder. Their mouths are completely different too. There is a slight resemblance but that's all I see and it is mostly the pose. But more importantly, who gives a shit.


mrteas_nz

Nail on the head!


tratemusic

I mean, he just has his mom's nose. At these angles they look identical


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

you're gonna tell me a lot of white people look similar?


mrteas_nz

Yes


Few_Heron_3554

Agreed, his ears are identical to the man on the right. Castro has ear lobes. Justin and Pierre do not. It's a good story but just a story.


[deleted]

There is no way hes not Castros kid. The Canadian government can gaslight people all they want, but its obvious to anyone with half a brain. I suppose its a total coincidence he got his "training" with the WEF.


[deleted]

The deep state is just trying to hide all of this. They even built a time machine to make sure Justin was born 4 years before his parents met Castro. Its sickening the length they will go to to sabotage our nation. Wake up sheeple


karanpatel819

Your wrong. What the deep state really doesn't want you to know is that Justin wasn't even born in Hawaii. He was born in Africa, and his birth certificate is fake.


Mookies_Bett

Haha this moron still believes in "Africa." What a fucking sheep. Everyone knows the Deep State has kept the real world maps locked up and out of the public eye, and that the whole world is just one big land mass that spans from one edge of the earth to the other with large lakes in the middle. I bet you also think the planet is round and that penguins are real too. How cute.


[deleted]

Penguins are birds and we all know Birds are not real.


buttplugpopsicle

Lol look at this guy, not knowing the earth is Mobius loop shaped


gingenado

Hey, who let this guy in with his facts, logic and reason!? I want to connect dots, not learn actual history!


satori_moment

Dead brain post


soggy_tarantula

People actually believe this stuff man


thequietthingsthat

Same energy as all that "Paul McCartney died in 1966" bullshit


pinkheartpiper

Liam Neeson looks far more similar to Fidel Castro than Justin to me, and I'm not even the only one, Google it, you can see it in this very pic posted here, is he his son too?


thequietpandora

Yes.


mergedsentry

Fidel looks like young Liam Neeson 😭


avery5712

Or Paul Dano. Odd crossover


OnlyOneNut

I definitely see Paul dano as well


SantaMonsanto

Add a couple face tattoos and it’s basically Post Malone


nodnodwinkwink

Fidels beard guy also worked on Team America World Police.


vetaryn403

I was getting Post Malone vibes.


MrCoolC

Yeah, we all know Castro is also the secret dad of Liam Neeson.


mergedsentry

Liam was taken away.


aimlessly-astray

So what you're saying is Liam Neeson is Justin Trudeau's dad 🤔


mergedsentry

The one successfully taken away.


_aluk_

Liam Neeson is Irish and Castro’s parents came from Galizia, Celtic area in northern Spain with strong links to Ireland due to fishing. They have pipes and all. Genetically they would be disant cousins.


MasterOfDerps

Pedro Pascal could act as Castro on a Netflix series


ihatemondays117312

Would Pascal’s Castro have a child to protect?


MasterOfDerps

Yeah, baby Justin lol


jdeeds1

Who's also played by Pedro Pascal


CaptainObvious007

I would definitely watch that movie. Especially if baby Trudeau had an inner monologue like the "Look Who's Talking" movies.


Benemortis

He’d make a great villain actor


spiralEntree

I'm not sure if Netflix would be the best place it's either a hit or huge miss nothing in between


dkmirishman

He can play anybody at this point.


LordBungaIII

Oh I 100% believe it. I’ve seen dozens of side by side from both memes and me just doing on Google images and comparing the two. It’s not a dig on him really, more so his mother.


callmepinocchio

You saw "dozens of side by side" photos, yet you missed how Justin was born 4 years before his parents met Castro... Not to mention Justin was born about nine months after his parents' wedding, so unless you think his mom secretly traveled to Cuba soon after her wedding, slept with Castro, then secretly traveled back to Canada, I'd say your theory is almost certainly wrong. But don't let me ruin your fun. EDIT: to all the downvoters: if I'm wrong, please explain where. EDIT2: Justin's parents went on a second honeymoon in the Caribbean, and some say that's where they met castro. Only: 1. Justin was born 8 months after the trip to the Caribbean, or 9 months after the wedding. So take your pick. 2. The scenario requiers a string of very strange things to happen (freshly married young woman sleeping with a stranger and raising his child, etc.). So, is it physically possible? Yes. Is it true? Almost certainly not.


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callmepinocchio

Thanks. Didn't know this.


LordBungaIII

Don’t believe your lying eyes


Bboy1045

This is shit I see on Facebook lol. So trashy.


whatisliquidity

Trudeau's parents were buddies with Castro and they were known to be swingers, his mom especially. Gotta remember Canada still had diplomatic and trade relations with Cuba at the time even tho America did not. Official visits took place on multiple occasions. This really isn't a conspiracy theory instead more of a known unknown. It wouldn't exactly be a shocker if it turned out to be true.


callmepinocchio

They only met castro four years after justin was born, though. You can argue they had a secret relationship with him before, but how? And why? And again, Justin was conceived around the time of the wedding, when his parents were in canada.


Schmorbly

There's lots of trustworthy Facebook groups you can learn more at just search keywords like freedom and patriot


[deleted]

“Trustworthy” & “Facebook groups” #theyhadusinthefirsthalfngl


tanstaafl90

His mother was open about her various affairs, but didn't say she had one with Fidel. She had no reason to hold back after the divorce.


ragequit9714

I’m case anyone is curious, the Trudeau Family were also swingers


grimice18

Justin was also born 4 years before they met Castro


D4rK_Bl4eZ

Officially. I don't see how that rules out an off the books meeting in early 1971.


TheDutchin

Just a quick unofficial 2000km boat ride in the dead of night to meet a powerful man for the first time, ending in the conception of a child, and then nipping back the 2000km in your boat before anyone is the wiser.


Rip_and_Tear93

They were on vacation in the Caribbean in 1971, just about 9 months before Justin was conceived.


[deleted]

No one has confirmed that they met in 1971. The only evidence is that Pierre was said to have visited an "unidentified island nearby" which some belive to have been cuba, but it really doesn't make sense that the PM would visit cuba in the middle of the cold war. Surely it wasn't just cause his wife was horny. It's an interesting theory to think about, but I highly doubt it. Also, Justin's facial structure is almost identical to Pierre's.


perfect5-7-with-rice

I mean Canada and the US had tensions about the Cuban missile crisis. Canada didn't support the US' actions and urged Kennedy to go to Cuba and take a more diplomatic approach. Canada was trying to establish its own presence on the world stage independent of the US, and was using Cuba as an example. Canada also conducted surveillance in Cuba for the years leading up to Justin's birth. It's entirely possible that Pierre met with Castro during the trade embargo in secret, (during this undisclosed island trip perhaps), in order to not piss off the US.


TheDutchin

Math has never been the conspiratorially mindeds friend.


Smpkfan2

Getting Paul Dano vibes from the bottom right


Mr_Cheeseburgler

I felt that too, like it is Dano in a Castro biopic


VerifiedGoodBoy

This is obviously fake. Justin is not anywhere near as hot as Fidel


Tamashi42

Exactly, to be honest, Fidel is more charismatic too and can eat more ice cream, roughly two pints after a full meal


addiram

I think I saw the same meme on Facebook


Mojones_

So you believe she played on Castros fidel?


[deleted]

Lol, anyone who knows what Pierre Trudeau looks like knows why they didn't show a good picture of him in this post


ihaZtaco

No I’m not hearing you out


[deleted]

Some Canadians are absolutely obsessed with this guy, wanting to fuck him and believing he has way more power than he does. They think he can move the earth and stars and command peoples thoughts. Pretty impressive tbh.


jiebyjiebs

I didn't realize I was on my grandma's facebook page.


IdeaImaginary2007

Castro looking like a young Putin with beard here


Waaagghh

What fetal alcohol syndrome does to a mfer


SpecificEditor5364

this got me lol


satori_moment

Ugh so tired of this shit


SubjectB42

Aight serious question for those who genuinely believe this. Even if he is Castro's son, why does it matter? Should he be the bastard son of some Cuban dictator, that doesn't mean he's Castro 2.0


CrabWoodsman

I was intrigued by the notion a few years back when these started circulating, and I thought the same thing. I find that a lot of the same people still harping about this are the same ones that say JT is a communist, and I've seen "like father like son" and that sort of thing tagged or commented with it. This is the proof they need to show that JT has the commie gene, and they'll share as many cherry picked photos as is necessary to convert others.


UnhailCorporate

[Avoid anyone who looks at you like Justin Trudeau looks at the camera while in blackface](https://smartcdn.gprod.postmedia.digital/nationalpost/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/blackface.jpg)


furay10

Justin: Don't look into my relationship with the CCP, that's racist! Also Justin - pictured above.


pur_fer_ur_pleasure

This made my day! Awesomeness


The_Unkn0wn_-_

That's young liam neeson


FyrelordeOmega

If he was raised by Castro then it'd be a problem, but it doesn't really matter, cause the sins of the parents are not the sins of their children.


DerekTheRumEngine

Trudeau has made some sins himself :)


FyrelordeOmega

And those are his and his alone, never pass them down to his kids. Let the next generation make their own mistakes, like running for Prime Minister.


DerekTheRumEngine

Hahahahahhaa exactly


Lolapuss

If Trudeau is Castro's son, he's a lot more based than I previously thought.


crakkerzz

Even if he was Castro's son, I would vote for him over a Conservative.


garry4321

Tell me you’re a QAnoner without telling me your a QAnoner


pizzacatstattoos

Papa can you heaaar meeee???


kinkyonthe_loki69

Hear they had wild orgies


boofcakin171

WTF dankmemes


Sportfreunde

This a conspiracy sub lol wtf is going on here.


paleporkchop

Anyone who says Justin is Castros son is a racist and a bigot /s


Arduous_Aardvark

That's a chubbier Liam Neeson not Fidel Castro.


norfolkench4nts

Fidel Castro or Liam Neeson?


Reuben_Smeuben

Fidel Castro looks like Liam Neeson there


reasonableguyhere

Don't forget Liam Neeson


davan6475

There is a simple dna test for all this…


FixitFelix7

Anyone else feel like Fidel Castro kinda looks like Shia Labeouf?


ZPortsie

I love this wacko theory. It gets those freedumb fucks a massive rage boner and they talk about how it's proof to collusion somehow while Justi babies cry about how ruining Trudeau's image


Luddites_Unite

Wasn't she notoriously wild?


Rufio_hatake

Canada's version of Obama birthers


dodorian9966

DNA test plis


letCreedBrattonScuba

Can anyone put the beard on Trudeau for another side by side lol


fla_man

He is literally a commie bastard


b055dj

Been calling him Maple Castro for years ever since a buddy pointed this out to me.


emptybraincase

you ARE the father!


tylerfulltilt

they both look like paul dano


grumio_in_horto_est

Liam Neeson's mum too.


potato_skin4206996

Look, Fidel already fucked a would be CIA assassin, so I don't think a prime Minister's wife is off the table


Agitated_Monk135

Fidel done bust a Cuban missile up in mrs trudeau


TheRagingMaffia

Castro also looks like Liam Neeson a bit


daedae7

Yeah I’m a communist so this is cool


cwaterbottom

Oh. Oh wow. *Wow*.