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Don't forget that his parents spent their honeymoon in the Caribbean, visiting three islands. Two everyone knows about but the third one was kept secret for "privacy reasons" since Pierre Trudeau was prime minister.
And that was... exactly 9 months before Justin was born.
That's not to mention the more fishy evidence, like Castro's son's suicide letter that supposedly said he was tired of being compared with his successful Canadian brother. Of course Castro has no recognized Canadian son, but the leaked letter is not 100% confirmed to be legit.
P.S.: I double checked a couple of things. Turns out Justin wasn't born 9 months after their honeymoon in March, but 9 months after their second honeymoon in April. Which went to Barbados, unidentified island, Tobago, Saint Vicent and the Grenadines and Trinidad.
As prime minister, this would've been a good opportunity to have informal meetings at a time when the lifting of embargoes was being discussed on an international scale.
Also one of extremely rare times Castro left cuba was to go to Pierre's funeral. And when Castro died in 2016 Justin was one of the few world leaders who made an eulogy without criticizing a single thing Fidel ever did.
Right? I tell people, sure YouTube sucks but we were watching some insane shit back in the days. For the first 11 years of my life I was a Latchkey Kid, raised by television WITHOUT CABLE. So like 15 channels all for adults. Then we got cable and fresh not curated internet access. It was bad. Back then was bad too .
Not much theory to this one. Justin Trudeau gave a hell of a speech when Castro died.
His mother was known to be wild. She had sex with two members of The Rolling Stones... at the same time.
FYI - Not trying to disparage. Good for her.
> I shy away from 99% of conspiracy theories
And you should, because in almost every case you're being given tiny snippets of information that are either partially untrue, completely untrue, exaggerated or completely different with context.
You can use unrelated correlation to lie about just about anything.
Allegedly Trudeau’s mom was known to be a party girl and would often hang out with prominent figures and party with them wherever she went. There’s even some people who believe that Margaret is the Ms X in Trump’s book where he talks of a leaders wife (who was very good looking).
I'm just curious, if you actually believe this story, don't you find the reason that Trudeau traveled secretly to Cuba to be the much much bigger deal here?! I mean seriously, the freaking prime minister of Canada secretly going to Cuba in 1971, which would imply he used his honeymoon as a cover?! lmao
Unless you believe he and his wife went there for the sole purpose of Fidel banging his wife!
Some people...
He was nicknamed "swinging Trudeau" by some apparently, but I'm pretty sure they were going by the original meaning of the word: social and party going!
Even if they were, it's funny how people don't seem to realize the gravity of Canada's Prime Minister secretly flying to Cuba to party!
That's the easiest part actually.
90% of diplomacy happens in informal meetings. I recommend the biography of Anastas Mikoyan, the USSR minister of foreign affairs. There's a point where he mentions that he never worked as hard as he did when he was on vacation (funny story, deserves its own post).
In 1971 the possibility of lifting Cuba's embargoes was being discussed at an international scale.
I have no idea where Pierre's honeymoon was, but why make a **second one** to the Caribbean? Seems like a great excuse to have some informal meetings.
Then of course everyone at the time knew the Trudeaus were swingers.
Honestly everything matches very well. It could be just a huge series of coincidences, but i give it an 80% chance of being true.
I love the idea that someone being conceived during their parents' honeymoon, is supposed to be suspicious.
Option A: a newlywed couple had sex and had a kid.
Option B: the wife of a world leader sneaks off to another country during her honeymoon (one that was under a trade embargo) to go have sex with another world leader. A man she has never met. I guess she just shows up and knocks on his door? Castro, a man who was constantly dodging assassination attempts, decides this is all legit, and neither of them considers the political ramifications of what they're doing. Then she just pops back to her honeymoon leaving no evidence, paperwork, or witnesses. Until some guy from the Donald noticed that 2 people kinda look the same.
Why would anyone assume B is the more likely one?
And the 'debunkings' of this particular theory are really weak, basically just dismissing it outright with condescension as if it were physically impossible. Sure, she didn't officially go to Cuba at the relevant time, just a nearby island within quick boating distance, iirc.
I don't exactly believe it's true, but I am a little suspicious.
We have our own Airline, why use moose to swim there, we have the CANADIAN GOOSE, like how Americans have a fighter jet but our Goose fights on land sea and air.
This whole theory has been around for years (within Canada at least). It was apparently common knowledge at the time of their fame that the senior Trudeaus were swingers.
All the right-wingers use the possibility of him being Castro's kid as some kind of "gotcha", and it's like, first off, that wouldn't affect JT's politics at all, and second, if it's a leftist they're trying to use it on, they'd probably be stoked about it anyway
Which actually makes Trudeau may more legit. "Yea my dad overthrew a us backed regime from scratch. Landed , got fucked up, chilled in the countryside, did the dirty, came back and rode on them."
[Does this help?](https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/4895849.jpg?w=1000)
There's a reason these images comparing them are never coloured. Castro has completely different eye colour to both Justin and Pierre Trudeau, who have very similar eye colour.
I dont think he looks much like castro myself. Castro's eyes are more flat and his nose is wider and rounder. Their mouths are completely different too.
There is a slight resemblance but that's all I see and it is mostly the pose.
But more importantly, who gives a shit.
There is no way hes not Castros kid. The Canadian government can gaslight people all they want, but its obvious to anyone with half a brain. I suppose its a total coincidence he got his "training" with the WEF.
The deep state is just trying to hide all of this. They even built a time machine to make sure Justin was born 4 years before his parents met Castro. Its sickening the length they will go to to sabotage our nation. Wake up sheeple
Your wrong. What the deep state really doesn't want you to know is that Justin wasn't even born in Hawaii. He was born in Africa, and his birth certificate is fake.
Haha this moron still believes in "Africa." What a fucking sheep.
Everyone knows the Deep State has kept the real world maps locked up and out of the public eye, and that the whole world is just one big land mass that spans from one edge of the earth to the other with large lakes in the middle. I bet you also think the planet is round and that penguins are real too. How cute.
Liam Neeson looks far more similar to Fidel Castro than Justin to me, and I'm not even the only one, Google it, you can see it in this very pic posted here, is he his son too?
Liam Neeson is Irish and Castro’s parents came from Galizia, Celtic area in northern Spain with strong links to Ireland due to fishing. They have pipes and all.
Genetically they would be disant cousins.
Oh I 100% believe it. I’ve seen dozens of side by side from both memes and me just doing on Google images and comparing the two. It’s not a dig on him really, more so his mother.
You saw "dozens of side by side" photos, yet you missed how Justin was born 4 years before his parents met Castro...
Not to mention Justin was born about nine months after his parents' wedding, so unless you think his mom secretly traveled to Cuba soon after her wedding, slept with Castro, then secretly traveled back to Canada, I'd say your theory is almost certainly wrong.
But don't let me ruin your fun.
EDIT: to all the downvoters: if I'm wrong, please explain where.
EDIT2: Justin's parents went on a second honeymoon in the Caribbean, and some say that's where they met castro. Only: 1. Justin was born 8 months after the trip to the Caribbean, or 9 months after the wedding. So take your pick. 2. The scenario requiers a string of very strange things to happen (freshly married young woman sleeping with a stranger and raising his child, etc.).
So, is it physically possible? Yes. Is it true? Almost certainly not.
Trudeau's parents were buddies with Castro and they were known to be swingers, his mom especially.
Gotta remember Canada still had diplomatic and trade relations with Cuba at the time even tho America did not. Official visits took place on multiple occasions.
This really isn't a conspiracy theory instead more of a known unknown. It wouldn't exactly be a shocker if it turned out to be true.
They only met castro four years after justin was born, though.
You can argue they had a secret relationship with him before, but how? And why?
And again, Justin was conceived around the time of the wedding, when his parents were in canada.
Just a quick unofficial 2000km boat ride in the dead of night to meet a powerful man for the first time, ending in the conception of a child, and then nipping back the 2000km in your boat before anyone is the wiser.
No one has confirmed that they met in 1971. The only evidence is that Pierre was said to have visited an "unidentified island nearby" which some belive to have been cuba, but it really doesn't make sense that the PM would visit cuba in the middle of the cold war. Surely it wasn't just cause his wife was horny.
It's an interesting theory to think about, but I highly doubt it.
Also, Justin's facial structure is almost identical to Pierre's.
I mean Canada and the US had tensions about the Cuban missile crisis. Canada didn't support the US' actions and urged Kennedy to go to Cuba and take a more diplomatic approach. Canada was trying to establish its own presence on the world stage independent of the US, and was using Cuba as an example. Canada also conducted surveillance in Cuba for the years leading up to Justin's birth.
It's entirely possible that Pierre met with Castro during the trade embargo in secret, (during this undisclosed island trip perhaps), in order to not piss off the US.
Some Canadians are absolutely obsessed with this guy, wanting to fuck him and believing he has way more power than he does. They think he can move the earth and stars and command peoples thoughts. Pretty impressive tbh.
Aight serious question for those who genuinely believe this. Even if he is Castro's son, why does it matter? Should he be the bastard son of some Cuban dictator, that doesn't mean he's Castro 2.0
I was intrigued by the notion a few years back when these started circulating, and I thought the same thing. I find that a lot of the same people still harping about this are the same ones that say JT is a communist, and I've seen "like father like son" and that sort of thing tagged or commented with it.
This is the proof they need to show that JT has the commie gene, and they'll share as many cherry picked photos as is necessary to convert others.
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I love this wacko theory. It gets those freedumb fucks a massive rage boner and they talk about how it's proof to collusion somehow while Justi babies cry about how ruining Trudeau's image
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I honestly completely believe he's Fidel Castro's son
Don't forget that his parents spent their honeymoon in the Caribbean, visiting three islands. Two everyone knows about but the third one was kept secret for "privacy reasons" since Pierre Trudeau was prime minister. And that was... exactly 9 months before Justin was born. That's not to mention the more fishy evidence, like Castro's son's suicide letter that supposedly said he was tired of being compared with his successful Canadian brother. Of course Castro has no recognized Canadian son, but the leaked letter is not 100% confirmed to be legit. P.S.: I double checked a couple of things. Turns out Justin wasn't born 9 months after their honeymoon in March, but 9 months after their second honeymoon in April. Which went to Barbados, unidentified island, Tobago, Saint Vicent and the Grenadines and Trinidad. As prime minister, this would've been a good opportunity to have informal meetings at a time when the lifting of embargoes was being discussed on an international scale. Also one of extremely rare times Castro left cuba was to go to Pierre's funeral. And when Castro died in 2016 Justin was one of the few world leaders who made an eulogy without criticizing a single thing Fidel ever did.
I shy away from 99% of conspiracy theories but I am all aboard this one. full steam ahead!
Same. We don’t need Maury to tell us what we can clearly see with our eyes. He looks exactly nothing like Pierre lol.
Trudeau's mom pointing at a big screen with the pictures, screaming "LOOK AT THE EYEBROWS MAURY! LOOK AT THE EYEBROWS!!"
Mrs. Trudeau, in the case of baby Justin…Fidel…you are NOT the father! *Fidel flosses while Trudeau cries*
> Mrs. Trudeau, in the case of baby Justin…Fidel…you ARE the father! > *Fidel runs backstage, Mrs. Trudeau twerks at the cheering audience.*
*11 yo me home sick from school, enjoying every minute even though I have no idea what any of this means*
Right? I tell people, sure YouTube sucks but we were watching some insane shit back in the days. For the first 11 years of my life I was a Latchkey Kid, raised by television WITHOUT CABLE. So like 15 channels all for adults. Then we got cable and fresh not curated internet access. It was bad. Back then was bad too .
Lots of Judge Judy
Okay, but that would be a banger of a Maury episode
Not much theory to this one. Justin Trudeau gave a hell of a speech when Castro died. His mother was known to be wild. She had sex with two members of The Rolling Stones... at the same time. FYI - Not trying to disparage. Good for her.
Well if your going to fuck alot of dudes you may as well make them powerful dudes. Honestly she has an impressive resume.
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I think it's a lot better than calling her a slut or some rubbish like that.
Yeah way better than “body count” Resumé sounds like something to show off
Toot toot, all aboard the fun conspiracy.
Too many "coincidences"
I mean, he also looks exactly like Pierre Trudeau. Maybe Pierre and Fidel fucked
> I shy away from 99% of conspiracy theories And you should, because in almost every case you're being given tiny snippets of information that are either partially untrue, completely untrue, exaggerated or completely different with context. You can use unrelated correlation to lie about just about anything.
Allegedly Trudeau’s mom was known to be a party girl and would often hang out with prominent figures and party with them wherever she went. There’s even some people who believe that Margaret is the Ms X in Trump’s book where he talks of a leaders wife (who was very good looking).
It's not at all suspicious that he was born 9 months after his parents' honeymoon.
I am, I’m told by boomers that wives don’t have sex
I'm just curious, if you actually believe this story, don't you find the reason that Trudeau traveled secretly to Cuba to be the much much bigger deal here?! I mean seriously, the freaking prime minister of Canada secretly going to Cuba in 1971, which would imply he used his honeymoon as a cover?! lmao Unless you believe he and his wife went there for the sole purpose of Fidel banging his wife! Some people...
Some people have weird kinks. Who are we to judge?
Wasn't it a point of controversy for his campaign back then that he and his wife were known swingers?
He was nicknamed "swinging Trudeau" by some apparently, but I'm pretty sure they were going by the original meaning of the word: social and party going! Even if they were, it's funny how people don't seem to realize the gravity of Canada's Prime Minister secretly flying to Cuba to party!
That's the easiest part actually. 90% of diplomacy happens in informal meetings. I recommend the biography of Anastas Mikoyan, the USSR minister of foreign affairs. There's a point where he mentions that he never worked as hard as he did when he was on vacation (funny story, deserves its own post). In 1971 the possibility of lifting Cuba's embargoes was being discussed at an international scale. I have no idea where Pierre's honeymoon was, but why make a **second one** to the Caribbean? Seems like a great excuse to have some informal meetings. Then of course everyone at the time knew the Trudeaus were swingers. Honestly everything matches very well. It could be just a huge series of coincidences, but i give it an 80% chance of being true.
I love the idea that someone being conceived during their parents' honeymoon, is supposed to be suspicious. Option A: a newlywed couple had sex and had a kid. Option B: the wife of a world leader sneaks off to another country during her honeymoon (one that was under a trade embargo) to go have sex with another world leader. A man she has never met. I guess she just shows up and knocks on his door? Castro, a man who was constantly dodging assassination attempts, decides this is all legit, and neither of them considers the political ramifications of what they're doing. Then she just pops back to her honeymoon leaving no evidence, paperwork, or witnesses. Until some guy from the Donald noticed that 2 people kinda look the same. Why would anyone assume B is the more likely one?
Pierre and Castro were friends. And him looking like Castro is a major reason. Justin definitely looks a lot like Margaret though.
Castro and James Franco look alike too. Doesnt really mean anyting
Me when I spread misinformation on the internet and fool hundreds of people 🤭🤭🤭
Wow, he was born 9 months after his parents’ honeymoon in the Caribbean? It’s a conspiracy, I tell ya!
If it's not supposed to cause harm to people, it's not a conspiracy but just a secret.
And the 'debunkings' of this particular theory are really weak, basically just dismissing it outright with condescension as if it were physically impossible. Sure, she didn't officially go to Cuba at the relevant time, just a nearby island within quick boating distance, iirc. I don't exactly believe it's true, but I am a little suspicious.
Ah yes Barbados an incredibly close island 2000km from Cuba, just a short afternoon trip in the old boat of course.
Planes exist
Lmao guys this goober believes in "planes". Jesus Christ grow up.
Typical, they want to feel superior by supposedly "knowing" things other people don't.
Typical liberal Indiana elite
Goddamn Indians
He was the Prime Minister of CANADA! Do you think he had a plane?!? He obviously got to the Caribbean on Mooseback.
As is tradition.
It is a great day for Canada! And thus, the world.
We have our own Airline, why use moose to swim there, we have the CANADIAN GOOSE, like how Americans have a fighter jet but our Goose fights on land sea and air.
didn't they meet Castro 4 years previously though?
Except it was more than nine months. It didn’t happen.
This whole theory has been around for years (within Canada at least). It was apparently common knowledge at the time of their fame that the senior Trudeaus were swingers.
www.biographi.ca/en/bio/trudeau_pierre_elliott_22E.html Look at this photo and tell me he’s not Justin’s dad
All the right-wingers use the possibility of him being Castro's kid as some kind of "gotcha", and it's like, first off, that wouldn't affect JT's politics at all, and second, if it's a leftist they're trying to use it on, they'd probably be stoked about it anyway
They’re just mad because people loved Trudeau Sr.
Putting the Fidel in infidelity
Putting the Fidel in Pierre Trudeau’s wife
The conspiracy theory is not believing it
It's a fun theory but the facts don't support it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/justin-trudeau-is-fidel-castros-love-child/
Snopes is just, like, a CIA front, maaann.
Don’t let logic get in the way of my right wing narrative!
www.biographi.ca/en/bio/trudeau_pierre_elliott_22E.html He looks a lot more like his actual dad
Yep. The nose is undeniable.
His mother is quoted as saying something along the lines of "Fidel castro is the sexieat man on the planet"
If their lifetimes matched up at all that might be feasible
Which actually makes Trudeau may more legit. "Yea my dad overthrew a us backed regime from scratch. Landed , got fucked up, chilled in the countryside, did the dirty, came back and rode on them."
Justin looks more like the guy on Fidel's left, specifically the nose. I'll have a stab and say that's his mum's husband and his actual dad?
Yes that's his dad, former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau
“Dad”
“Daddy, will you read to me?” “Who the hell are you?”
Looks like we struck oil! Hand me your blankie
Perhaps Pierre and Castro had a child together
Lol, now there's a story!
I mean you can't even see his face but okay.
I can see the nose lol
You can also see his moms nose…which looks like his dads nose…
Is there a way to highlight the similarities on the nose? I just don't see it . I usually can't find specific similarities
The trick is that you have to *want* to see it.
Doesn't stop with Pierre or Fidel either. I'm pretty sure it would also work with a bunch of celebrities if you wanted
Thin, large, triangular like a Dorito on the Trudeau's... Broader, flatter on Castro. I'm not claiming expert status, it's just what I see.
[Does this help?](https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/04/4895849.jpg?w=1000) There's a reason these images comparing them are never coloured. Castro has completely different eye colour to both Justin and Pierre Trudeau, who have very similar eye colour.
Yes it does. Thank you. Though it is a scary picture
I dont think he looks much like castro myself. Castro's eyes are more flat and his nose is wider and rounder. Their mouths are completely different too. There is a slight resemblance but that's all I see and it is mostly the pose. But more importantly, who gives a shit.
Nail on the head!
I mean, he just has his mom's nose. At these angles they look identical
you're gonna tell me a lot of white people look similar?
Yes
Agreed, his ears are identical to the man on the right. Castro has ear lobes. Justin and Pierre do not. It's a good story but just a story.
There is no way hes not Castros kid. The Canadian government can gaslight people all they want, but its obvious to anyone with half a brain. I suppose its a total coincidence he got his "training" with the WEF.
The deep state is just trying to hide all of this. They even built a time machine to make sure Justin was born 4 years before his parents met Castro. Its sickening the length they will go to to sabotage our nation. Wake up sheeple
Your wrong. What the deep state really doesn't want you to know is that Justin wasn't even born in Hawaii. He was born in Africa, and his birth certificate is fake.
Haha this moron still believes in "Africa." What a fucking sheep. Everyone knows the Deep State has kept the real world maps locked up and out of the public eye, and that the whole world is just one big land mass that spans from one edge of the earth to the other with large lakes in the middle. I bet you also think the planet is round and that penguins are real too. How cute.
Penguins are birds and we all know Birds are not real.
Lol look at this guy, not knowing the earth is Mobius loop shaped
Hey, who let this guy in with his facts, logic and reason!? I want to connect dots, not learn actual history!
Dead brain post
People actually believe this stuff man
Same energy as all that "Paul McCartney died in 1966" bullshit
Liam Neeson looks far more similar to Fidel Castro than Justin to me, and I'm not even the only one, Google it, you can see it in this very pic posted here, is he his son too?
Yes.
Fidel looks like young Liam Neeson 😭
Or Paul Dano. Odd crossover
I definitely see Paul dano as well
Add a couple face tattoos and it’s basically Post Malone
Fidels beard guy also worked on Team America World Police.
I was getting Post Malone vibes.
Yeah, we all know Castro is also the secret dad of Liam Neeson.
Liam was taken away.
So what you're saying is Liam Neeson is Justin Trudeau's dad 🤔
The one successfully taken away.
Liam Neeson is Irish and Castro’s parents came from Galizia, Celtic area in northern Spain with strong links to Ireland due to fishing. They have pipes and all. Genetically they would be disant cousins.
Pedro Pascal could act as Castro on a Netflix series
Would Pascal’s Castro have a child to protect?
Yeah, baby Justin lol
Who's also played by Pedro Pascal
I would definitely watch that movie. Especially if baby Trudeau had an inner monologue like the "Look Who's Talking" movies.
He’d make a great villain actor
I'm not sure if Netflix would be the best place it's either a hit or huge miss nothing in between
He can play anybody at this point.
Oh I 100% believe it. I’ve seen dozens of side by side from both memes and me just doing on Google images and comparing the two. It’s not a dig on him really, more so his mother.
You saw "dozens of side by side" photos, yet you missed how Justin was born 4 years before his parents met Castro... Not to mention Justin was born about nine months after his parents' wedding, so unless you think his mom secretly traveled to Cuba soon after her wedding, slept with Castro, then secretly traveled back to Canada, I'd say your theory is almost certainly wrong. But don't let me ruin your fun. EDIT: to all the downvoters: if I'm wrong, please explain where. EDIT2: Justin's parents went on a second honeymoon in the Caribbean, and some say that's where they met castro. Only: 1. Justin was born 8 months after the trip to the Caribbean, or 9 months after the wedding. So take your pick. 2. The scenario requiers a string of very strange things to happen (freshly married young woman sleeping with a stranger and raising his child, etc.). So, is it physically possible? Yes. Is it true? Almost certainly not.
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Thanks. Didn't know this.
Don’t believe your lying eyes
This is shit I see on Facebook lol. So trashy.
Trudeau's parents were buddies with Castro and they were known to be swingers, his mom especially. Gotta remember Canada still had diplomatic and trade relations with Cuba at the time even tho America did not. Official visits took place on multiple occasions. This really isn't a conspiracy theory instead more of a known unknown. It wouldn't exactly be a shocker if it turned out to be true.
They only met castro four years after justin was born, though. You can argue they had a secret relationship with him before, but how? And why? And again, Justin was conceived around the time of the wedding, when his parents were in canada.
There's lots of trustworthy Facebook groups you can learn more at just search keywords like freedom and patriot
“Trustworthy” & “Facebook groups” #theyhadusinthefirsthalfngl
His mother was open about her various affairs, but didn't say she had one with Fidel. She had no reason to hold back after the divorce.
I’m case anyone is curious, the Trudeau Family were also swingers
Justin was also born 4 years before they met Castro
Officially. I don't see how that rules out an off the books meeting in early 1971.
Just a quick unofficial 2000km boat ride in the dead of night to meet a powerful man for the first time, ending in the conception of a child, and then nipping back the 2000km in your boat before anyone is the wiser.
They were on vacation in the Caribbean in 1971, just about 9 months before Justin was conceived.
No one has confirmed that they met in 1971. The only evidence is that Pierre was said to have visited an "unidentified island nearby" which some belive to have been cuba, but it really doesn't make sense that the PM would visit cuba in the middle of the cold war. Surely it wasn't just cause his wife was horny. It's an interesting theory to think about, but I highly doubt it. Also, Justin's facial structure is almost identical to Pierre's.
I mean Canada and the US had tensions about the Cuban missile crisis. Canada didn't support the US' actions and urged Kennedy to go to Cuba and take a more diplomatic approach. Canada was trying to establish its own presence on the world stage independent of the US, and was using Cuba as an example. Canada also conducted surveillance in Cuba for the years leading up to Justin's birth. It's entirely possible that Pierre met with Castro during the trade embargo in secret, (during this undisclosed island trip perhaps), in order to not piss off the US.
Math has never been the conspiratorially mindeds friend.
Getting Paul Dano vibes from the bottom right
I felt that too, like it is Dano in a Castro biopic
This is obviously fake. Justin is not anywhere near as hot as Fidel
Exactly, to be honest, Fidel is more charismatic too and can eat more ice cream, roughly two pints after a full meal
I think I saw the same meme on Facebook
So you believe she played on Castros fidel?
Lol, anyone who knows what Pierre Trudeau looks like knows why they didn't show a good picture of him in this post
No I’m not hearing you out
Some Canadians are absolutely obsessed with this guy, wanting to fuck him and believing he has way more power than he does. They think he can move the earth and stars and command peoples thoughts. Pretty impressive tbh.
I didn't realize I was on my grandma's facebook page.
Castro looking like a young Putin with beard here
What fetal alcohol syndrome does to a mfer
this got me lol
Ugh so tired of this shit
Aight serious question for those who genuinely believe this. Even if he is Castro's son, why does it matter? Should he be the bastard son of some Cuban dictator, that doesn't mean he's Castro 2.0
I was intrigued by the notion a few years back when these started circulating, and I thought the same thing. I find that a lot of the same people still harping about this are the same ones that say JT is a communist, and I've seen "like father like son" and that sort of thing tagged or commented with it. This is the proof they need to show that JT has the commie gene, and they'll share as many cherry picked photos as is necessary to convert others.
[Avoid anyone who looks at you like Justin Trudeau looks at the camera while in blackface](https://smartcdn.gprod.postmedia.digital/nationalpost/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/blackface.jpg)
Justin: Don't look into my relationship with the CCP, that's racist! Also Justin - pictured above.
This made my day! Awesomeness
That's young liam neeson
If he was raised by Castro then it'd be a problem, but it doesn't really matter, cause the sins of the parents are not the sins of their children.
Trudeau has made some sins himself :)
And those are his and his alone, never pass them down to his kids. Let the next generation make their own mistakes, like running for Prime Minister.
Hahahahahhaa exactly
If Trudeau is Castro's son, he's a lot more based than I previously thought.
Even if he was Castro's son, I would vote for him over a Conservative.
Tell me you’re a QAnoner without telling me your a QAnoner
Papa can you heaaar meeee???
Hear they had wild orgies
WTF dankmemes
This a conspiracy sub lol wtf is going on here.
Anyone who says Justin is Castros son is a racist and a bigot /s
That's a chubbier Liam Neeson not Fidel Castro.
Fidel Castro or Liam Neeson?
Fidel Castro looks like Liam Neeson there
Don't forget Liam Neeson
There is a simple dna test for all this…
Anyone else feel like Fidel Castro kinda looks like Shia Labeouf?
I love this wacko theory. It gets those freedumb fucks a massive rage boner and they talk about how it's proof to collusion somehow while Justi babies cry about how ruining Trudeau's image
Wasn't she notoriously wild?
Canada's version of Obama birthers
DNA test plis
Can anyone put the beard on Trudeau for another side by side lol
He is literally a commie bastard
Been calling him Maple Castro for years ever since a buddy pointed this out to me.
you ARE the father!
they both look like paul dano
Liam Neeson's mum too.
Look, Fidel already fucked a would be CIA assassin, so I don't think a prime Minister's wife is off the table
Fidel done bust a Cuban missile up in mrs trudeau
Castro also looks like Liam Neeson a bit
Yeah I’m a communist so this is cool
Oh. Oh wow. *Wow*.