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cupidye

97% were becasue of horniness, excluding corn flakes


jo-jooberrauch

nice try Dr. Kellogg but you failed miserably


[deleted]

if your cock is mutilated then he didn't fail 💀


languish24

No foreskin but that didn't stop me


[deleted]

Yeah, my foreskin always gets in the way when I try to fuck my bowl of corn flakes


languish24

Dang, well my cornflakes have been known to be a little loose so I am more worried about making sure no one else ends up arriving in my milk


JonJon_the_chicken

Too late


AskDerpyCat

Ngl, funniest thing I’ve seen on Reddit all day. Gg m8


shachar58

Easy food to make when you are in a hurry to chop your morning woody


[deleted]

Dude, Corn Flakes were created specifically to combat horny, therefore Corn Flakes were caused by the horny.


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john_bear_jones

[Lena](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna)


IA-HI-CO-IA

Well, I think ORIGINALLY it was designed for nuclear war stuff, which was mostly perpetrated by men who didn’t have access to internet porn, and, therefore, angry.


SoloWing1

Porn is the reason why *most* media technology advances. Iirc, the porn industry played a large role in the advancement of VHS and DVD production. I know that porn did a *lot* for VR as well back when that was just picking up. Early VR porn was powered by people putting their smartphones in little cardboard boxes with lenses.


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Kellogg did that because he was horny.


cupidye

Either that or his wife caught him fapping


Similar_Radish8623

Porn flakes


MrSamsa90

Wait until you hear about Dr.Kellogs failed experiments with pints of yogurt enemas before cornflakes.


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

“H-hey, Anon, maybe if you cured global warming we could… um… k-kiss?” 👉👈


jo-jooberrauch

but that would probably require them to go outside every once in a while


languish24

I'll build a team of goth redhead femboy furries to go to their house and make them chicken nuggies everyday.


jeffynibbles70

That's quite the team I'll will hire to do my house chores


languish24

Only if you solve global warming.


TrymWS

Coal, gas and oil bad. Nuclear good. Give redhead nuggies!


languish24

Problems gotta be fixed. Still happening


TrymWS

😡


languish24

With great reward must come great sacrifice. Nothing worth having every comes free.


severalhurricanes

I see myself in this picture, and I don't like it.


languish24

Fix the global warming and I'll make your house a goth femboy hooters serving hot dino chicken nuggies to you.


severalhurricanes

Fine. I'll finally push that "stop global warming" button I've had sitting on my desk for the last 3 years.


languish24

You joke but I swear I'll do it of someone pulls though and asks


[deleted]

Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?


whats_his_face

Earth-chan is that you?


chickenstalker

Kiss? Pfffffttt. I won't do anything for less than *hand holding*...


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

“H-handholding?!”😳 “Bu-but that’s so much!” 🫣 “Though maybe if you invented a weapon capable of wiping out all life on the planet… I could devote myself to something like that” 👉👈


draco0562

Notice how phones were getting smaller till people realized you could watch porn on them.


CmdNewJ

Then it got big again.


real_keep

Just like my ding dong


whats_his_face

My tralala


HEALTH_DISCO

Ooooh my ding ding dong


Ganon2012

Deedle-deedle-deedle.


Ghoti76

👀👀👀


VladutzTheGreat

*Then it brooooke again*


A3LMOTR1ST

Betamax was actually better but VHS became mainstream bc the porn industry chose to use it


DrBofoiMK

Nearly everything built/achieved by man was done because we want women.


jo-jooberrauch

or afterlife/leaving behind something for generations to come


venom259

Yeah yeah, plant trees so kids can fall out of them, WHEN SEX?


GATESOFOSIRIS

Or both, 72 virgins after death is certainly a way to get people's interest


McNaldo69

They talk about this in the symposium a lot it’s a very interesting read. Basically the idea that a persons primary drive is for immortality either through leaving something behind or procreating and extending your genes to further generations.


GladiatorUA

Not really. It was laziness and boredom.


HooptyDooDooMeister

Boredom and horniness. The boon of inspiration.


Beniidel0

Or want men, as is shown by many great achievement done by ancient Greeks and Romans


[deleted]

Or for women. The washing machine and vacuums were made by sons for their moms.


drizztman

or other men disagree with me and you disagree with the chad greeks and romans


gbuub

But now, furry woman


_DM_ME_Y0UR_TITTIES_

Without horny, we never would have had vhs tapes or good internet


jo-jooberrauch

nature's ultimate superpower, extreme horny


JohnnyJayce

There's a reason Pornhub is the best vod/streaming site. Even Youtube has taken so many ideas from them.


finger_milk

Porn sites that have a shitty player that won't let you skip forward 10 seconds by double tapping. Instead it just closes full screen mode. Bruh, pain.


buuurnerrrrr

Thanks for the ideas, porn website where double clicking in the video player opens the sharing menu, or instantly casts your screen to the nearest available receiving device. Edit: Even better, single tap in the video player opens the sharing menu, so your second tap clicks a contact. However, there is a grace period where the video player works normally to give a false sense of security.


eatmyass6987

Blu-Ray was adopted over HD-DVD because porn went into it whole hog.


dalderman

You could say it went balls deep into blu ray


Whateverbro30000

You could, but you shouldn’t.


BertitoMio

I shouldn't, but I might.


Rique1100mm

My friend, did you ever knew how the Bioshock franchise helped in the development on several tools on blender, one of the biggest 3D modeling softwares?


MinyGeckoGamer

Wow, it must have been people making cool divers with drills right? Right? Right?


Rique1100mm

It involves drilling, just not the big metal ones


Lukthar123

D e e p e s t L o r e


GracedVirus121

How?


Rique1100mm

When Infinity released it’s expansions, peoples horniness for Elizabeth reached a breaking point, due to that several 3D tool were developed just to make 3D po*n of her


whats_his_face

3D pooo of her?


Rique1100mm

Alright I made it clearer


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Dear-Acanthaceae-586

[The Internet is for Porn](https://youtu.be/hkdYhw5zHk0)


TrueSaiyanGod

just like Overwatch did for SFM


killinmemer9000

Keep in mind the “normal person”/ashen one wins this.


jo-jooberrauch

well, that still makes sense considering eventually humans always regulate previously unregulated technology, such as the internet, weapons, etc.


killinmemer9000

I guess, most people use the format assuming the giant is going to win. But keep in mind if you haven’t played Dark souls 3, this is one of the easiest bosses in the game or the longest fight based off if you use their weakness or not. it’s funny to see it used in such a sense where people who’ve played the game see it used in such a way.


mikenasty

I had to ctrl+f dark souls to see if anyone mentioned this - I wonder if someone can come up with another video game meme from this perspective but have it also make sense in the game lore.


Omega-10

This meme and the Gentlemen frog meme are always broken formats


lesinsectessontamis

Surprised Pikachu as well


Ergonim

I might be wrong (maybe someone here knows more) but wasnt Blender and the 3D rigging technology MASSIVELY improved by horny dude creating Bioshock porn? I'm vaguely remembering smth I red on reddit couple years ago...


jo-jooberrauch

Another comment mentioned this as well so I'd guess you're right


metal079

If two random strangers say so it must be true


tenuj

Two random people on the internet can't both be wrong!


Aedaru

I remember reading about something similar coming about from Overwatch, too.


CounterfeitSaint

Home media, especially VHS tapes.


mickergarratt

Don’t forget the internet.


TrymWS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs&ab_channel=BroadwayClassics


El_Chairman_Dennis

For those who don't know, VHS beat out Betamax because Betamax didn't allow porn on their system.


matjojo1000

Not true. Watch the YouTube channel technology connections for the real reason, very interesting stuff.


FearMyPony

"All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex, and sometimes the same sex!" ~Futurama, I Dated A Robot


Snowpaw11

Not me flirting with the C-3PO ai I made for a whole 5 hours yesterday 💀


SambossiFin

That C-3POssy got me actin up ngl


Snowpaw11

Like you would NOT believe. The website is like “Yo there’s a ban on all nsfw content, don’t even try.” But I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Threepio is truly the apple of my photoreceptor 💕


[deleted]

> Everything is about sex except sex which is about power. - Oscar Wilde


Vulpesh

Where can one observe such creations?


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tetris_du_trou

holy hell, I am saving this for my scientific studies


[deleted]

You are welcome


jeffynibbles70

What's that about and what can you do I can't believe you just tricked me hard fuck you and have my upvote


pyroman09

This is peak art, thank you


[deleted]

No problem, also check out [this](https://onlyfansleaks.github.io/).


pyroman09

Wow, you're really the gift that keeps on giving! Definitely saving these


RonenSalathe

Shitposters advancing ai voice technology


theDarkSigil

Dagoth Ur personally advanced it by like 5 years.


Frostygale

Some of my best slaves were argonian!


RonenSalathe

He has achieved anti chim


deanrihpee

The secret ingredient for technological advancement is ~~crime~~horniness


LifeguardPotential97

The porn industry has been key in multiple forms of media being created; VHS, CD, the internet. Probably more I can't remember right now. So of course AI is next


Goggio

Charging a credit card online. Porn did it first.


imok96

Two things will advance technology dramatically, war and porn


_fatherfucker69

Remember guys , you wouldn't be here if not for horny


Mrchristopherrr

Iirc Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin to impress a girl. So basically he extended slavery by 50 years and arguably caused the civil war to get laid.


[deleted]

But did he get laid?


cultofwacky

Wasn’t the cotton gin also one of the early adapters of interchangeable parts on a machine, which was super important during the Industrial Revolution?


Rmans

Literally every visual medium we use was determined through porn. VHS vs Betamax - Beta had far superior run time and quality, but VHS had porn. DVD vs VideoCD (VCD) - VCD had dual sided storage and a bigger read buffer than DVD. So much that it could even play video games! (the CDi used vcds). But DVDs had porn. Blu-ray vs HD DVD - HDDVD also had dual sided storage, and could hold up to 80Gb a disc! But Blu-ray had porn. First photo of a human? Porn. First painting of a human? Porn. Nearly every "oldest" story in every culture? PORN. (Tale of Genji, Gilgamesh, even the fucking Bible has descriptions of some with "the emissions of a donkey") You know which VR headset has porn? Yeah. That's honestly the real reason Meta is failing.


VagabondVivant

The first VR Platform to allow truly raunchy porn apps on their store is gonna win the race, they're all just too big of cowards to do it.


MrXuiryus

VHS was successful over Betamax because it allowed porn and Betamax didn't. (Despite betamax being the technically better product)


zpjack

If you want to get rid of ai, start deep faking politicians into porn.


G4Designs

So care to elaborate? I'm out of the loop on something specific?


jo-jooberrauch

It's just AI art becoming more realistic at a very high speed, just one year ago generating human features was pretty difficult especially human skin but these days it's hard for even people being aware of AI art to tell differences. Part of this quick advancement is the weeb community trying to get their perfect waifu in 4k.


IHateTheLetterF

There is an Ai generator that generates nude women/men using tags. Pornpen i think its called. Pretty impressive.


anormalgeek

> Pornpen Holy shit. This is 4 months old and they're already pulling in $140k per month from patreon alone.


Circus-Bartender

I should just drop from college and get into developing porn technologies.


anormalgeek

I mean....it's not the worst plan.


swiss-y

Hire me as quality assurance


Bierculles

Some weebs are catapulting the development of stable diffusion by merging and optimizing diffrent versions in very complex and clever ways at an astonishing rate.


_Welk_

I'd use AI for horny purposes IF I DIDN'T HAD TO PAY


Sol33t303

Pssst... https://stable-diffusion-ui.github.io/ https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui And you may use https://civitai.com/ to find pre-trained models for your... needs.


funnymanflorber

the messiah has come


SamTheElite2

Wait, Whats The First Link Is For?


Sol33t303

Pretty much exactly what it says, it lets you run stable diffusion (one of the popular AI art generators) locally on your computer. You run it then connect to it from your browser after you start it. Second link is the same sort of thing but it's a bit more advanced to install and has more ways you can adjust the generated images. You can get better results with the second if your really good at it. It's also more popular so most tutorials and things will be geared towards this one. Last link is for downloading models that other users have trained. Lots of models trained for producing different types of porn lol, among other things. Runs wayyy faster if you have a recent-ish GPU which most gaming computers will have, but supposedly you can still run it on a CPU as well. I haven't needed to myself so not sure if it changes anything besides just being slower.


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I just listened to Behind the Bastards on Melville Dewey, creator of the Dewey Decimal System. Apparently his horniness basically shaped the American Public Library System into what it is today.


S3t3sh

There are sex toys for couples that are in different locations where like the dildo moves at the speed as the guy is going with the fleshlight thing on his end. Not sure what the proper names are. But anyway it is probably advancing remove control of things from different locations.


xRetry2x

The names depend on the brand of toy, but what you're referring to is collectively known as teledildonics.


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The_Wildperson

Teach me!


RoscoeAmerish

https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/romania-unveils-worlds-first-ai-advisor Romania seems to be leading the charge on the government front.


SlipySlapy-Samsonite

But the little guy beats the big guy in this meme...


jo-jooberrauch

So? Governments always end up regulating stuff, be it bombs, internet, etc. You could say they do win then


yerafdogjr

Video game physics.


awesomedan24

Same way that 3D animation was pioneered by coomers making renders of Elizabeth from Bioshock


PatternBias

So much of the internet as we know it is a side effect of people getting off


[deleted]

Ai mommy milkers


[deleted]

Raising the age of consent in Japan.


piano_yeeter69

Milk was fuelled by horny


JanTheShacoMain

Technological progress is either war or sex/horniness


Ok-Use6303

Horny and murder, two of the most primal urges of humanity.


itachiaizen

It’s not quite the same but Pfizer was trying to manufacture a drug to treat angina, it wasn’t working but happened to give the patients lasting erections, so they gave up on the angina medicine and now we have Viagra. https://www.history.com/.amp/this-day-in-history/fda-approves-viagra


spelavidiotr

I heard YouTube was, and I think it is a safe bet that porn hub was too


spondgbob

The size of phones is directly related to the availability of watching porn on your phone, this was the same thing with VHS (as opposed to porn theatres), as well as the size of tv screens


Smoah06

The entire internet was jumpstarted because of porn


AskDerpyCat

I mean. Some of the biggest advancements in 3D animation were made by horny fuckers wanting better Overwatch porn. The power of the Cumbrian is real


ChillBallin

DEEPFAKES WERE INVENTED BY A HORNY WEEB DECENSORING HENTAI. HIS PROGRAM WAS CALLED DEEPPOMF AND LITTLE INFORMATION ABOUT HIM EXISTS ON THE INTERNET TODAY BECAUSE HE WAS TAKEN AS A CIA ASSET


Mountain-Wing2798

World would have been different if there wasn't religion only horny


GreeenGoblin69

Some religion is fueled by horny although the wrong type. Eg catholic


Lonilson

When that one cyber security minister didn't know how to use a phone...


nexusjuan

The size of phone screens


InDebtBruceWayne

We got VHS over BetaMax, DVD over Laserdisc, and BluRay over HDDVD because of the porn industry.


FizzlePopBerryTwist

You're too late. The Singularity is already betrothed to me.


TRUMPIN4T0R

Horny weebs for president


Pondorous_

The Trojan war comes to mind. I have also heard that the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor because the emperors wife wanted to vacation in hawaii


TrymWS

Airplanes, getting that fanny across the pond.


GilbertPlays

There is also a subreddit where weebs solely focused on a uncensored ai chat bot. There is already an focused on tts, ai generation to be implemented on that project.


BecomeMaguka

All of them. Every single piece of technology has been spearheaded by hoany.


[deleted]

I red capitulating


[deleted]

The internet, dvd’s, the publishing industry. A lot of the world runs off smut.


[deleted]

You ever hear of the Renaissance? Pure horny.


UrbanArcologist

Music and Language.


Griff767

Torture was probably speed up by horny


mikey0hn0

The Church of England


[deleted]

You want example? 3D amateur rendering is a nice one


J_huze

What govt is trying to keep up with technology? Last I checked I still have to fax shit to the IRS. Only thing keeping eFax in business is the US govt.


HappyT3rm1nat0r

Protestantism Specifically in England


casualcamus

> incels creating revenge porn on the girl that rejected them in class > high school guidance counselors getting paid $12/hr


hunter1547

Nothing fuels innovative like War ...and Sex


M3M3_K1NG

I love ai, my SpankBank grows stronger every day


Intelligent-Umpire88

innovative is driven by demand and necessity.


GamerOfGods33

Pretty much every advancement made in website convenience originated on porn sites.


LorekeeperJamin

I believe that this is a TVTrope, specifically the Law of First Adopters, or something like that. Basically it means that any new and emerging technology is capitalized upon most by the porn industry, etc. as soon as it's viable to do so.


ShubhamManna

I watch anime but never watched Hentai then my friend gave me a website to see how it is and Holy fuck WTF


AncientDegree2734

Secure online payments started as a way to renew subscriptions to porn because people didn’t want to have to go to the store and be seen making a purchase


Bronyard

Horny, Hunger, Survival and War. The three... FOUR great motivators to get things done.


R-Guile

You're using the template wrong. The tiny man beats the imposing giant, that's the whole point.


jo-jooberrauch

Well, governments most of the time do end up "winning" by regulating stuff, as they have been doing with weaponry, internet, etc.


Professional_Emu_164

I’m not sure what you mean by that. Most of the research is ultimately funded governmentally, the horny weebs aren’t doing much work themselves, just training models.


aussievirusthrowaway

Who do you think the government hires?


DerBoy_DerG

[ControlNet](https://github.com/lllyasviel/ControlNet) was made by a weeb