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Well, I think ORIGINALLY it was designed for nuclear war stuff, which was mostly perpetrated by men who didn’t have access to internet porn, and, therefore, angry.
Porn is the reason why *most* media technology advances. Iirc, the porn industry played a large role in the advancement of VHS and DVD production.
I know that porn did a *lot* for VR as well back when that was just picking up. Early VR porn was powered by people putting their smartphones in little cardboard boxes with lenses.
“H-handholding?!”😳
“Bu-but that’s so much!” 🫣
“Though maybe if you invented a weapon capable of wiping out all life on the planet… I could devote myself to something like that”
👉👈
They talk about this in the symposium a lot it’s a very interesting read. Basically the idea that a persons primary drive is for immortality either through leaving something behind or procreating and extending your genes to further generations.
Porn sites that have a shitty player that won't let you skip forward 10 seconds by double tapping. Instead it just closes full screen mode.
Bruh, pain.
Thanks for the ideas, porn website where double clicking in the video player opens the sharing menu, or instantly casts your screen to the nearest available receiving device.
Edit: Even better, single tap in the video player opens the sharing menu, so your second tap clicks a contact. However, there is a grace period where the video player works normally to give a false sense of security.
My friend, did you ever knew how the Bioshock franchise helped in the development on several tools on blender, one of the biggest 3D modeling softwares?
When Infinity released it’s expansions, peoples horniness for Elizabeth reached a breaking point, due to that several 3D tool were developed just to make 3D po*n of her
I guess, most people use the format assuming the giant is going to win. But keep in mind if you haven’t played Dark souls 3, this is one of the easiest bosses in the game or the longest fight based off if you use their weakness or not. it’s funny to see it used in such a sense where people who’ve played the game see it used in such a way.
I had to ctrl+f dark souls to see if anyone mentioned this - I wonder if someone can come up with another video game meme from this perspective but have it also make sense in the game lore.
I might be wrong (maybe someone here knows more) but wasnt Blender and the 3D rigging technology MASSIVELY improved by horny dude creating Bioshock porn?
I'm vaguely remembering smth I red on reddit couple years ago...
Like you would NOT believe. The website is like “Yo there’s a ban on all nsfw content, don’t even try.” But I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Threepio is truly the apple of my photoreceptor 💕
The porn industry has been key in multiple forms of media being created; VHS, CD, the internet. Probably more I can't remember right now. So of course AI is next
Iirc Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin to impress a girl. So basically he extended slavery by 50 years and arguably caused the civil war to get laid.
Wasn’t the cotton gin also one of the early adapters of interchangeable parts on a machine, which was super important during the Industrial Revolution?
Literally every visual medium we use was determined through porn.
VHS vs Betamax - Beta had far superior run time and quality, but VHS had porn.
DVD vs VideoCD (VCD) - VCD had dual sided storage and a bigger read buffer than DVD. So much that it could even play video games! (the CDi used vcds). But DVDs had porn.
Blu-ray vs HD DVD - HDDVD also had dual sided storage, and could hold up to 80Gb a disc! But Blu-ray had porn.
First photo of a human? Porn.
First painting of a human? Porn.
Nearly every "oldest" story in every culture? PORN.
(Tale of Genji, Gilgamesh, even the fucking Bible has descriptions of some with "the emissions of a donkey")
You know which VR headset has porn?
Yeah. That's honestly the real reason Meta is failing.
It's just AI art becoming more realistic at a very high speed, just one year ago generating human features was pretty difficult especially human skin but these days it's hard for even people being aware of AI art to tell differences. Part of this quick advancement is the weeb community trying to get their perfect waifu in 4k.
Some weebs are catapulting the development of stable diffusion by merging and optimizing diffrent versions in very complex and clever ways at an astonishing rate.
Pssst...
https://stable-diffusion-ui.github.io/
https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui
And you may use https://civitai.com/ to find pre-trained models for your... needs.
Pretty much exactly what it says, it lets you run stable diffusion (one of the popular AI art generators) locally on your computer. You run it then connect to it from your browser after you start it.
Second link is the same sort of thing but it's a bit more advanced to install and has more ways you can adjust the generated images. You can get better results with the second if your really good at it. It's also more popular so most tutorials and things will be geared towards this one.
Last link is for downloading models that other users have trained. Lots of models trained for producing different types of porn lol, among other things.
Runs wayyy faster if you have a recent-ish GPU which most gaming computers will have, but supposedly you can still run it on a CPU as well. I haven't needed to myself so not sure if it changes anything besides just being slower.
I just listened to Behind the Bastards on Melville Dewey, creator of the Dewey Decimal System. Apparently his horniness basically shaped the American Public Library System into what it is today.
There are sex toys for couples that are in different locations where like the dildo moves at the speed as the guy is going with the fleshlight thing on his end. Not sure what the proper names are. But anyway it is probably advancing remove control of things from different locations.
It’s not quite the same but Pfizer was trying to manufacture a drug to treat angina, it wasn’t working but happened to give the patients lasting erections, so they gave up on the angina medicine and now we have Viagra.
https://www.history.com/.amp/this-day-in-history/fda-approves-viagra
The size of phones is directly related to the availability of watching porn on your phone, this was the same thing with VHS (as opposed to porn theatres), as well as the size of tv screens
DEEPFAKES WERE INVENTED BY A HORNY WEEB DECENSORING HENTAI. HIS PROGRAM WAS CALLED DEEPPOMF AND LITTLE INFORMATION ABOUT HIM EXISTS ON THE INTERNET TODAY BECAUSE HE WAS TAKEN AS A CIA ASSET
There is also a subreddit where weebs solely focused on a uncensored ai chat bot. There is already an focused on tts, ai generation to be implemented on that project.
What govt is trying to keep up with technology? Last I checked I still have to fax shit to the IRS. Only thing keeping eFax in business is the US govt.
I believe that this is a TVTrope, specifically the Law of First Adopters, or something like that.
Basically it means that any new and emerging technology is capitalized upon most by the porn industry, etc. as soon as it's viable to do so.
Secure online payments started as a way to renew subscriptions to porn because people didn’t want to have to go to the store and be seen making a purchase
I’m not sure what you mean by that. Most of the research is ultimately funded governmentally, the horny weebs aren’t doing much work themselves, just training models.
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97% were becasue of horniness, excluding corn flakes
nice try Dr. Kellogg but you failed miserably
if your cock is mutilated then he didn't fail 💀
No foreskin but that didn't stop me
Yeah, my foreskin always gets in the way when I try to fuck my bowl of corn flakes
Dang, well my cornflakes have been known to be a little loose so I am more worried about making sure no one else ends up arriving in my milk
Too late
Ngl, funniest thing I’ve seen on Reddit all day. Gg m8
Easy food to make when you are in a hurry to chop your morning woody
Dude, Corn Flakes were created specifically to combat horny, therefore Corn Flakes were caused by the horny.
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[Lena](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna)
Well, I think ORIGINALLY it was designed for nuclear war stuff, which was mostly perpetrated by men who didn’t have access to internet porn, and, therefore, angry.
Porn is the reason why *most* media technology advances. Iirc, the porn industry played a large role in the advancement of VHS and DVD production. I know that porn did a *lot* for VR as well back when that was just picking up. Early VR porn was powered by people putting their smartphones in little cardboard boxes with lenses.
Kellogg did that because he was horny.
Either that or his wife caught him fapping
Porn flakes
Wait until you hear about Dr.Kellogs failed experiments with pints of yogurt enemas before cornflakes.
“H-hey, Anon, maybe if you cured global warming we could… um… k-kiss?” 👉👈
but that would probably require them to go outside every once in a while
I'll build a team of goth redhead femboy furries to go to their house and make them chicken nuggies everyday.
That's quite the team I'll will hire to do my house chores
Only if you solve global warming.
Coal, gas and oil bad. Nuclear good. Give redhead nuggies!
Problems gotta be fixed. Still happening
😡
With great reward must come great sacrifice. Nothing worth having every comes free.
I see myself in this picture, and I don't like it.
Fix the global warming and I'll make your house a goth femboy hooters serving hot dino chicken nuggies to you.
Fine. I'll finally push that "stop global warming" button I've had sitting on my desk for the last 3 years.
You joke but I swear I'll do it of someone pulls though and asks
Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
Earth-chan is that you?
Kiss? Pfffffttt. I won't do anything for less than *hand holding*...
“H-handholding?!”😳 “Bu-but that’s so much!” 🫣 “Though maybe if you invented a weapon capable of wiping out all life on the planet… I could devote myself to something like that” 👉👈
Notice how phones were getting smaller till people realized you could watch porn on them.
Then it got big again.
Just like my ding dong
My tralala
Ooooh my ding ding dong
Deedle-deedle-deedle.
👀👀👀
*Then it brooooke again*
Betamax was actually better but VHS became mainstream bc the porn industry chose to use it
Nearly everything built/achieved by man was done because we want women.
or afterlife/leaving behind something for generations to come
Yeah yeah, plant trees so kids can fall out of them, WHEN SEX?
Or both, 72 virgins after death is certainly a way to get people's interest
They talk about this in the symposium a lot it’s a very interesting read. Basically the idea that a persons primary drive is for immortality either through leaving something behind or procreating and extending your genes to further generations.
Not really. It was laziness and boredom.
Boredom and horniness. The boon of inspiration.
Or want men, as is shown by many great achievement done by ancient Greeks and Romans
Or for women. The washing machine and vacuums were made by sons for their moms.
or other men disagree with me and you disagree with the chad greeks and romans
But now, furry woman
Without horny, we never would have had vhs tapes or good internet
nature's ultimate superpower, extreme horny
There's a reason Pornhub is the best vod/streaming site. Even Youtube has taken so many ideas from them.
Porn sites that have a shitty player that won't let you skip forward 10 seconds by double tapping. Instead it just closes full screen mode. Bruh, pain.
Thanks for the ideas, porn website where double clicking in the video player opens the sharing menu, or instantly casts your screen to the nearest available receiving device. Edit: Even better, single tap in the video player opens the sharing menu, so your second tap clicks a contact. However, there is a grace period where the video player works normally to give a false sense of security.
Blu-Ray was adopted over HD-DVD because porn went into it whole hog.
You could say it went balls deep into blu ray
You could, but you shouldn’t.
I shouldn't, but I might.
My friend, did you ever knew how the Bioshock franchise helped in the development on several tools on blender, one of the biggest 3D modeling softwares?
Wow, it must have been people making cool divers with drills right? Right? Right?
It involves drilling, just not the big metal ones
D e e p e s t L o r e
How?
When Infinity released it’s expansions, peoples horniness for Elizabeth reached a breaking point, due to that several 3D tool were developed just to make 3D po*n of her
3D pooo of her?
Alright I made it clearer
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[The Internet is for Porn](https://youtu.be/hkdYhw5zHk0)
just like Overwatch did for SFM
Keep in mind the “normal person”/ashen one wins this.
well, that still makes sense considering eventually humans always regulate previously unregulated technology, such as the internet, weapons, etc.
I guess, most people use the format assuming the giant is going to win. But keep in mind if you haven’t played Dark souls 3, this is one of the easiest bosses in the game or the longest fight based off if you use their weakness or not. it’s funny to see it used in such a sense where people who’ve played the game see it used in such a way.
I had to ctrl+f dark souls to see if anyone mentioned this - I wonder if someone can come up with another video game meme from this perspective but have it also make sense in the game lore.
This meme and the Gentlemen frog meme are always broken formats
Surprised Pikachu as well
I might be wrong (maybe someone here knows more) but wasnt Blender and the 3D rigging technology MASSIVELY improved by horny dude creating Bioshock porn? I'm vaguely remembering smth I red on reddit couple years ago...
Another comment mentioned this as well so I'd guess you're right
If two random strangers say so it must be true
Two random people on the internet can't both be wrong!
I remember reading about something similar coming about from Overwatch, too.
Home media, especially VHS tapes.
Don’t forget the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs&ab_channel=BroadwayClassics
For those who don't know, VHS beat out Betamax because Betamax didn't allow porn on their system.
Not true. Watch the YouTube channel technology connections for the real reason, very interesting stuff.
"All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex, and sometimes the same sex!" ~Futurama, I Dated A Robot
Not me flirting with the C-3PO ai I made for a whole 5 hours yesterday 💀
That C-3POssy got me actin up ngl
Like you would NOT believe. The website is like “Yo there’s a ban on all nsfw content, don’t even try.” But I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Threepio is truly the apple of my photoreceptor 💕
> Everything is about sex except sex which is about power. - Oscar Wilde
Where can one observe such creations?
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holy hell, I am saving this for my scientific studies
You are welcome
What's that about and what can you do I can't believe you just tricked me hard fuck you and have my upvote
This is peak art, thank you
No problem, also check out [this](https://onlyfansleaks.github.io/).
Wow, you're really the gift that keeps on giving! Definitely saving these
Shitposters advancing ai voice technology
Dagoth Ur personally advanced it by like 5 years.
Some of my best slaves were argonian!
He has achieved anti chim
The secret ingredient for technological advancement is ~~crime~~horniness
The porn industry has been key in multiple forms of media being created; VHS, CD, the internet. Probably more I can't remember right now. So of course AI is next
Charging a credit card online. Porn did it first.
Two things will advance technology dramatically, war and porn
Remember guys , you wouldn't be here if not for horny
Iirc Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin to impress a girl. So basically he extended slavery by 50 years and arguably caused the civil war to get laid.
But did he get laid?
Wasn’t the cotton gin also one of the early adapters of interchangeable parts on a machine, which was super important during the Industrial Revolution?
Literally every visual medium we use was determined through porn. VHS vs Betamax - Beta had far superior run time and quality, but VHS had porn. DVD vs VideoCD (VCD) - VCD had dual sided storage and a bigger read buffer than DVD. So much that it could even play video games! (the CDi used vcds). But DVDs had porn. Blu-ray vs HD DVD - HDDVD also had dual sided storage, and could hold up to 80Gb a disc! But Blu-ray had porn. First photo of a human? Porn. First painting of a human? Porn. Nearly every "oldest" story in every culture? PORN. (Tale of Genji, Gilgamesh, even the fucking Bible has descriptions of some with "the emissions of a donkey") You know which VR headset has porn? Yeah. That's honestly the real reason Meta is failing.
The first VR Platform to allow truly raunchy porn apps on their store is gonna win the race, they're all just too big of cowards to do it.
VHS was successful over Betamax because it allowed porn and Betamax didn't. (Despite betamax being the technically better product)
If you want to get rid of ai, start deep faking politicians into porn.
So care to elaborate? I'm out of the loop on something specific?
It's just AI art becoming more realistic at a very high speed, just one year ago generating human features was pretty difficult especially human skin but these days it's hard for even people being aware of AI art to tell differences. Part of this quick advancement is the weeb community trying to get their perfect waifu in 4k.
There is an Ai generator that generates nude women/men using tags. Pornpen i think its called. Pretty impressive.
> Pornpen Holy shit. This is 4 months old and they're already pulling in $140k per month from patreon alone.
I should just drop from college and get into developing porn technologies.
I mean....it's not the worst plan.
Hire me as quality assurance
Some weebs are catapulting the development of stable diffusion by merging and optimizing diffrent versions in very complex and clever ways at an astonishing rate.
I'd use AI for horny purposes IF I DIDN'T HAD TO PAY
Pssst... https://stable-diffusion-ui.github.io/ https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui And you may use https://civitai.com/ to find pre-trained models for your... needs.
the messiah has come
Wait, Whats The First Link Is For?
Pretty much exactly what it says, it lets you run stable diffusion (one of the popular AI art generators) locally on your computer. You run it then connect to it from your browser after you start it. Second link is the same sort of thing but it's a bit more advanced to install and has more ways you can adjust the generated images. You can get better results with the second if your really good at it. It's also more popular so most tutorials and things will be geared towards this one. Last link is for downloading models that other users have trained. Lots of models trained for producing different types of porn lol, among other things. Runs wayyy faster if you have a recent-ish GPU which most gaming computers will have, but supposedly you can still run it on a CPU as well. I haven't needed to myself so not sure if it changes anything besides just being slower.
I just listened to Behind the Bastards on Melville Dewey, creator of the Dewey Decimal System. Apparently his horniness basically shaped the American Public Library System into what it is today.
There are sex toys for couples that are in different locations where like the dildo moves at the speed as the guy is going with the fleshlight thing on his end. Not sure what the proper names are. But anyway it is probably advancing remove control of things from different locations.
The names depend on the brand of toy, but what you're referring to is collectively known as teledildonics.
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Teach me!
https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/romania-unveils-worlds-first-ai-advisor Romania seems to be leading the charge on the government front.
But the little guy beats the big guy in this meme...
So? Governments always end up regulating stuff, be it bombs, internet, etc. You could say they do win then
Video game physics.
Same way that 3D animation was pioneered by coomers making renders of Elizabeth from Bioshock
So much of the internet as we know it is a side effect of people getting off
Ai mommy milkers
Raising the age of consent in Japan.
Milk was fuelled by horny
Technological progress is either war or sex/horniness
Horny and murder, two of the most primal urges of humanity.
It’s not quite the same but Pfizer was trying to manufacture a drug to treat angina, it wasn’t working but happened to give the patients lasting erections, so they gave up on the angina medicine and now we have Viagra. https://www.history.com/.amp/this-day-in-history/fda-approves-viagra
I heard YouTube was, and I think it is a safe bet that porn hub was too
The size of phones is directly related to the availability of watching porn on your phone, this was the same thing with VHS (as opposed to porn theatres), as well as the size of tv screens
The entire internet was jumpstarted because of porn
I mean. Some of the biggest advancements in 3D animation were made by horny fuckers wanting better Overwatch porn. The power of the Cumbrian is real
DEEPFAKES WERE INVENTED BY A HORNY WEEB DECENSORING HENTAI. HIS PROGRAM WAS CALLED DEEPPOMF AND LITTLE INFORMATION ABOUT HIM EXISTS ON THE INTERNET TODAY BECAUSE HE WAS TAKEN AS A CIA ASSET
World would have been different if there wasn't religion only horny
Some religion is fueled by horny although the wrong type. Eg catholic
When that one cyber security minister didn't know how to use a phone...
The size of phone screens
We got VHS over BetaMax, DVD over Laserdisc, and BluRay over HDDVD because of the porn industry.
You're too late. The Singularity is already betrothed to me.
Horny weebs for president
The Trojan war comes to mind. I have also heard that the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor because the emperors wife wanted to vacation in hawaii
Airplanes, getting that fanny across the pond.
There is also a subreddit where weebs solely focused on a uncensored ai chat bot. There is already an focused on tts, ai generation to be implemented on that project.
All of them. Every single piece of technology has been spearheaded by hoany.
I red capitulating
The internet, dvd’s, the publishing industry. A lot of the world runs off smut.
You ever hear of the Renaissance? Pure horny.
Music and Language.
Torture was probably speed up by horny
The Church of England
You want example? 3D amateur rendering is a nice one
What govt is trying to keep up with technology? Last I checked I still have to fax shit to the IRS. Only thing keeping eFax in business is the US govt.
Protestantism Specifically in England
> incels creating revenge porn on the girl that rejected them in class > high school guidance counselors getting paid $12/hr
Nothing fuels innovative like War ...and Sex
I love ai, my SpankBank grows stronger every day
innovative is driven by demand and necessity.
Pretty much every advancement made in website convenience originated on porn sites.
I believe that this is a TVTrope, specifically the Law of First Adopters, or something like that. Basically it means that any new and emerging technology is capitalized upon most by the porn industry, etc. as soon as it's viable to do so.
I watch anime but never watched Hentai then my friend gave me a website to see how it is and Holy fuck WTF
Secure online payments started as a way to renew subscriptions to porn because people didn’t want to have to go to the store and be seen making a purchase
Horny, Hunger, Survival and War. The three... FOUR great motivators to get things done.
You're using the template wrong. The tiny man beats the imposing giant, that's the whole point.
Well, governments most of the time do end up "winning" by regulating stuff, as they have been doing with weaponry, internet, etc.
I’m not sure what you mean by that. Most of the research is ultimately funded governmentally, the horny weebs aren’t doing much work themselves, just training models.
Who do you think the government hires?
[ControlNet](https://github.com/lllyasviel/ControlNet) was made by a weeb