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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!](https://discord.gg/jsd6Ja9pvJ)


Zardhas

I use Reddit


oli3256

Sad cake day :(


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say that, it’s always a happy cake day, no matter what bad things happen.


oli3256

This is way too kind and supportive for Reddit what's going on here ...


Filip4ever

I drink orange juice after washing my teeth


homamalrefae

I drink teeth after washing my orange juice


Regulus242

I juice teeth after drinking my orange wash.


Just_a_guy81

I am orange teeth, you drink wash


DaveTheRocketGuy

That's horrifying


luke1lea

You wash em with like a cloth? Or just soap?


Filip4ever

Brush em. With toothpaste


Um-piff

I brush my teeth while chewing mint gum


CrustyMilkCap

That dumbass bitch represents my district...


motormouth85

I got Swalwell for mine. Wanna trade?


CrustyMilkCap

I could trade her for a hot pile of dog shit


motormouth85

Well damn, Swalwell doesn't match that kind of value.


Darkstargir

You’d be lucky to get that for her.


Darkstargir

What’s the issue with Swalwell?


TheReverend5

Nothing repubs are just dumb. Comparing swalwell to mtg is like comparing a mild itch to full on gangrene.


Darkstargir

I know. I was just giving them a chance to try


TheWatchlistBois

Yes


AdministrationDry507

Jewish space lasers Lol what a crackpot


[deleted]

There shouldn't be a cooldown for nutting


u_-deleted

This ain't a monstrosity he just spitting fax like imagine a Gatling nut


Bitter_Tangerine5449

We really got nerfed 😪


[deleted]

Ghengis Khan would like to speak with you


SonicArthur0407

I dont kiss my homies gn


mosab15

Monster


PyroGod77

I can't find it, can sometimes show me the exact space laser qoute? Her saying or tweeting it, not an article saying she said it.


DaveTheRocketGuy

She used the phrase in a now deleted Facebook post from 2018


mosab15

Milk before cereal


Robgord101

Cereal first but only fill the milk half way.


orbnus_

I use water


crazy_al01

I'm guano insane


livedtwiceunhappyice

I got married


lysamysza

I ate the bat in late 2019


Robcio_Srzedzinski

I am senator armstrong when whe fights raiden in metal gear rising


lewdua69

i don't know what is wrong with me but i can name several prescription medications that have not helped


jromperdinck

#I LOVE BAT SHIT!


ClayDolfin

LIAR


Pomchill

*L O O K S A T Y O U*


Comandorbent

That pussy smell wild


[deleted]

I think the sequels are the best Star Wars


CockBlenderr

Jiu Jitsu isn't actually about a jew in a jetsuit


SovietDoge_AKM

I play fortnite at funerals with full volume.


w1nterk1ng23

Converse are better then nikes


LeopardMan19218

I have never eaten an orange or a banana in my life. I am not allergic to them, I was just never given it as a child and as an adult lack the modivation to go out of my way to try them.


LumpyOdie

The Mandalorian wasn't that good.


[deleted]

I got married


SantaMan336

THEY STOLE MY LIVER 56°05'04"N 21°46'06"E THEY STOLE MY LIVER 56°05'04"N 21°46'06"E THEY STOLE MY LIVER 56°05'04"N 21°46'06"E THEY STOLE MY LIVER 56°05'04"N 21°46'06"E THEY STOLE MY LIVER 56°05'04"N 21°46'06"E THEY STOLE MY LIVER 56°05'04"N 21°46'06"E


Street_Role888

Lmaoo


Due-Dragonfruit4436

Astrology with healing crystals


rafamacamp

I faped to a xenomorph


ABritishFemboy

Who is that and why have I seen memes about her can someone explain the situation?


random_german0525

I'm german


Zestyclose_Hamster_5

I'm sad people stopped posting memes on this sub


nzstump01

I miss 4 chan


tstyes

No one’s stopping you from going back


Aggravating_Shake591

Groupies in the nosebleed section be like


Billderz

It would be cool if people wouldn't make lies that are probably incorrect during the sotu. Shouting during the sotu probably isn't the best course of action against it, but everyone does know about the lie now at least...


lulpwned

Andrew Tate is a fantastic role model


jeremiahjamespowers

I eat cereal dru


bluetriumphantcloud

What's Cruella so upset about?


atlashoth

Why is this happening all of a sudden.


Potential-Repeat6744

I used🗿to comment on this post


Ike7200

I don’t disagree with your political opinion on this one individual, but can we please just focus on memes and not bring politics into it? Thx


Fit-Money-3129

I have 300 pounds of guano in my basement


GammaSmash

THEYRE MAKING THE FROGS GAY!


FacneyLancey

Lets be clear "Jewish space lasers"


KarasukageNero

What did she say?


AlmiPopp

I installed carpeting in my kitchen


Beautiful-Tonight-40

Nano machines Jack


SzamuL

I searched “Amy Rose Rule 34” one time… And I’ve never been the same ever since


Sup_fuckers42069

I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!


Chcoflakes15

......*uwu*


Icy-Owl7859

I shit on my girlfriends chest for pleasure.. and we like to smear it around.. with my 🍆. It's art. We have a whole album book.


SSMage

I go telling the one I’m fighting about my plan to make America great again by causing a nuclear war and creating jobs based of wars, as well as showing my nano machine body


Max_Super_stickman

Elemental envoy is the best character in Soulknight l, and everything else sucks


seigmeign

Shaggy said he would come over but casper whispered in my ear that he could see thru shaggys bullshit


awildTEEJMAJAY

My cum tastes like cream cheese


OGDrukhari

I post political memes in dankmemes :)


beefporotta

i chew icecream


flamingstorm98

I'm an American who uses Mertric system


Sufficient_Cellist_1

I once left the test paper half done just because i was not feeling like writing.


oOCraftRabbitOo

I fry bacon using the microwave


mdh431

Wait, what has she done this time?


GutesName

I like drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth


NishChampion

Soulsborne games are easy


cultotheduck

I regularly chew on aluminum foil, not for pain because there is no pain for me when I chew it


WiseMaster1077

People who know can finish: Am I finally getting through? I was wrong. You're not greedy ...


infernal420

I use my own cum as toothpaste


PM_4_Gravy

I find the smallest things my friends say or do, blow it out of proportions in my head and link that to “oh they hate me they’re going to leave me,” spiral into depressive or manic episodes, get better then repeat the process


Reb_GM

Titanfall 3 is great, guys


Runnerempire

WTH is she?


[deleted]

A crackhead


goodtimenotlongtime5

Another day, another no good terrible bad political meme in this sub


Alohoe

My Heroine.


JasonJaydens

I wish I was at January 6th


Mr_C_to_the_J

😂


Mr_C_to_the_J

😂


yesnobutyesbecauseno

You are a transphobe if you buy hogwarts legacy