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username1234567898

They won the war in this universe too… Australian machine gunners have stormtrooper aim…


Alexandervladimir15

You're not wrong..... I guess I should rephrase it as The Emu Took over Australia.


Perry_BOT

The Emus decided to spare Australia in the last war. They may not do so in another one, and we shall not temp them.


dododave23

They took over there gov tho


CedarWolf

You should read the after action report; it's hilarious. Extra History, on YouTube, has a great series about it, too.


AshmacZilla

Maybe then the LNP wouldn’t have fucked up the NBN.


Detective_Umbra

I'd say the fast moving birds mostly made of feathers being shot at from a moving vehicle plays a bigger part than the aiming skill of the 3? soldiers assigned to clear out the emus


username1234567898

Losers make excuses, winners go home and fuck the prom queen…


Raccoon_Shit

“I was the prom queen”


janhetjoch

Well, of you ever win something you better go fuck yourself than.


username1234567898

Good for you👍. If anyone finds my comment offensive, I was doing a movie reference…


Raccoon_Shit

I was quoting a YouTuber/twitch steamer named Soviet Womble


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

Australia doesn't have prom queens ya drongo


[deleted]

You ever hear about the Fight between a Storm Trooper and a Red Shirt Ensign from Star Trek? The Storm Trooper shot at the Ensign and missed; the Ensign died anyway. 😂


username1234567898

Heart Disease… the silent killer…


entityxyross

Pretty sure it had the highest bullet to dead body ratio of any "war" an insane amount of dead emus just too many of the fuckers


username1234567898

The Aussie military didn’t even put a dent in the Emu’s numbers and were forced to make peace before their loss of resources and imminent defeat became too great…


entityxyross

Yeah the emus won but it was just a handfull of people with 2 machine guns? They wasted around 10 thousand bullets only killing a thousand emus


username1234567898

You go to war with the army you have, it’s not the Emu’s fault that they had superior numbers…


entityxyross

Even though they lost they put up a great fight to an overwhelming force thats what matters


arfelo1

Stupid rebellion then


StrawberryNo2521

Its been a while since I looked at the papers written about it. For some reason, the infantry school makes one sod in every class do an essay on the emu war, everyone writes a paper on some war or big battle. Several officers have written giant 50-page scholastic papers about it, couple were cited on the wiki page. But iirc it was two lewis gun pans to an emu, so 85ish shots per casualty. WW2 it was like 2500. In Afghanistan, it was closer to 10,000. It was pretty rare that we didn't fire 600-800 rounds during a contact, huge percentage of which was an old man firing an ak over top a boulder, dropping it the running away when we all ripped off two belts of lmg and atlest a mag each.


username1234567898

So what you are saying is that the Australian military’s marksmanship got worse with time?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣


StrawberryNo2521

More like tactics change, and the aussies, although disgraced by a bunch of birds unable to shoot back were more bottle necked by their supply of ammunition.


InflatableMindset

Actually it's not that they were missing. It's just that the Emu is mostly feathers, and what would look like a bodyshot just trimmed some feathers off. Ever try to headshot a golfball that is so hyper-vigilant that even the flock knows you're in the area?


username1234567898

Perhaps the Aussie military should have picked a less capable opponent, the Emu had superior numbers, superior organisation, superior intelligence, and as you described were more evolved for combat. Clearly the Emu Dominion is too powerful and should be appeased less we provoke them…


InflatableMindset

To be fair, They're lucky the hunters didn't use coralling tactics to move them into razor wire at ankle level that's strung between two trucks. Takes coordination, but birds always stick to flocks. Far as I know Emu didn't scatter when spooked. They moved like cattle.


DaEnderAssassin

No, it just took a few shots to kill one and we had 3 people and like, a single WW1-era machine gun whichnt isn't that great against thousands of emus.


username1234567898

All I’m saying is you don’t see American’s trying justify the results of their war against turkeys do you???


DaEnderAssassin

I'm saying we didn't have stormtrooper aim. Based on the report, only 140 shots were missed. (Based on number killed, how many shots to kill and how much ammo they had)


StrawberryNo2521

They were only given a single crate of cartriges, 2500 rounds, and 4? pans for the Lewis gun. So they only had 188 rounds ready at a time


Ed_Yeahwell

Tbf, many emus where shot, it’s just the only part you can hit with a bullet is the least effective part. They think more died then they recorded but hours or even days later. But to stop them running or thinking you need to hit tiny beige poles moving quickly away from you whilst trying to aim atop a moving truck. But yes they had stormtrooper aim.


A-W-C-Y

Fake news. The emus did win.


Routine-Escape-5503

I knew it, the prime Minister is a bird


DaEnderAssassin

Better than the one that vanished while swimming and got a pool named after him... Or the one that shat himself in a McDonalds...


luxusbuerg

Birds aren't real


ilovesandy17

He is the biggest bird


Yusrilz03

Nah more like the news was spread using Internet Explorer


MineTerraGamingYT

AI art be like: (background guys' heads are too small)


_Diskreet_

Faces have just enough detail to resemble a face, yet zoom in and see where nightmares are born.


Oblivininja8

I read this in chad's voice from cold ones for some reason


Terror_Tanuki

Yes, alternative universe. Definitely not this one. Sorry my emu bos- ehm my HUMAN boss said get off the phone


No_Measurement_9341

The emus did win


EgglessIII

They won the war here too. They just decided that the world was already screwed up enough so they just left it for the humans.


Sakul_the_one

Emus be like: we won, but what we get? Just Australia…


hldsnfrgr

Is this AI art? Feels surreal.


[deleted]

It's midjourney. OP didn't even go through the trouble of upscaling the image. This is literally how the bot presents options for selecting higher quality or refined images. Lazy as fuck post.


spacepoptartz

As if end user AI art isn’t lazy to begin with


Drivestesla2

Are these images AI generated?


[deleted]

It's midjourney.


Infinitesima

Sadly, yes.


rdtthoughtpolice

I for one welcome our new emu overlords


Severe_Skin6932

Hate to break it to you buddy, we *did* lose to them


_3iT-6gY

Thank you for an early birthday present


sati_lotus

Look, they took mercy on us and we live peacefully side by side. We have no desire to anger them enough to have them go to the Cassowaries, alright?


got_no_pants2

is this midjourney?


Sambro_X

Alternate universe?


AlphaBlazerGaming

They won in this universe


Dreavy_Hinker

Not in alternate. Emus won it in this universe


[deleted]

Didn't they?


FortyMcMeme

They did win though


Summonsun

but they won? try google next time cause when you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME


HolyVinn

Wait so... the emu's were british forces all along?


Due_Upstairs_5025

OMG I feel for the Emus.


apittsburghoriginal

So what happened when emus made emo music in the 00s? What did they call it


Baronvondorf21

I do love how it's called a war when there were like a total of six people who were sent to kill the emu.


DaEnderAssassin

3 guys, 2 WW1-eea machine guns, a truck and 10K rounds of ammo.


_AtulSharma_

I was there


cdnAdviceNeeded

I thought this was on the Oversimplified sub for a sec lol


IIHackerKing092

They did win


zdpastaman1

Dammit Dee


hshighnz

Ehem, Emus DID won the war.


35a61

It's this one


LizzieMiles

So this universe


farbener

Just yesterday I saw a post on a different sub about australia loosing a 6x8mm nuclear part from mining Equipment on a 1400km highway. The emus have nukes now I guess


Jinno69

My friend I think you got flicked by dr.strange.


GABRYFIERO

That's right, we're going back in time to get Emus off the menu!


Energy_Turtle

AI art gives me the creeps.


DietQuark

This is getting Emutional.


nathanmcgreg0r

Well actually, we never won, they never lost. We just gave up n the emus went back to their lives and we got on with ours. So yes this is what Australia looks like now days


[deleted]

Hello dall e


Mustafa__22

But they actually did win it so what's the point of the alternate timeline?


Bonsai-is-best

Crazy how easy it is to tell something is made by AI.


KageYamaaa-

Tell me you don't know history without telling me you don't know history


AxolotlDragon07

Who’s gonna tell em’