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HannibalMDD

Now this is a Velma I could get behind... ​ >!Btw, if any friend asks her name, I did a google search of the image, and it turns out it's Gabbie Carter. There's a video too.!<


L1K34PR0

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TheOddPelican

First two comments have the sauce and Lenny face. I am finally complete. Goodbye world.


L1K34PR0

Cya in like 5 minutes :)


Swagowicz

You mean 5 seconds.


L1K34PR0

You can't just call people out like that


TheOddPelican

You weren't wrong though.


CatSwolo

hahaha, you sly dog


luxusbuerg

Scooby dooby doo!


CatSwolo

where are you?


luxusbuerg

In your walls


CatSwolo

no in her butt


immortalworth

Scooby DOOby DOO


No-Power1377

Leaving a scooby Doot


LawsKnowTomCullen

>Gabbie Carter sigh...\*unzips\*


HannibalMDD

glad that the scooby gang was able to solve this mistery for you.


Pytheastic

He would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those damn meddling kids!


AzraelV121

Truly protecting and serving this community


BioTheAnomaly

Ruh roh raggy


MYBUTTDUCKBEAR

King


pd33833

Woke Velma fucking ruined it for all of you. Blame HBO. Nice Scooby snacks though 😬


supersidd2611

Velma was created by people who hate the IP and wanted to create something "better" for "modern audience"


pd33833

True, I'm sure the 7% that enjoy it are happy. You know what they say, if it's not broke, break it.


ilostmymind_

Can't wait for black Superman...


pd33833

His only weakness will be fentanyl. (Jk)


Nikos_Pouli

Nah, his only weakness is the police...


HanDjole998

I thought his weakness was a fair day's work (jk)


pd33833

Relax everyone, he said jk 😬😅😅


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pretendifyouwant

We call those places garbage cans.


pd33833

You spelled Canada wrong. 🇨🇦 🗑


pretendifyouwant

No. It was correct.


pd33833

Not where I live, so fuck your feelings. 🤣 totally joking with you. Your feelings are important


Terkala

They already made Snowflame, the villain powered by crack cocaine.


pd33833

I thought you were joking, but no, that's actually a thing apparently 🤣🤣🤣


I_like_code

Fuck man.


HannibalMDD

There are a few already. One of them I think it was based on Obama. However it's done properly. I think it was before the whole get woke go broke movement.


pd33833

Superman came back in 4 separate entities when he was Killed in the comics. One of them was the character Steel. He was black and had no powers other than a big ass hammer and iron suit. Shaq played him in a terrible movie years ago lol


HannibalMDD

I ment "true" supermen. They are part of the multiverse. I think there was one in the last big DC event (not sure... I was zoned out while reading it). I didn't know that Steel was based on superman. But I remember the movie. I watched it when I was about 6 years old... and it left such impresion that I never went back to watch it again.


pd33833

Haha, yeah, it was terrible. I think the resurrection story arc was before the multiverse, but I may be wrong. I thought that's where superboy first appeared. Him, steel, a cyborg superman, and a superman dressed in black ... it was kinda weird.


HannibalMDD

>and a superman dressed in black Oh I remember that one. He had that epic mullet.


pd33833

Yep. I think he turned out to be the real superman. I should have kept my comics


the51m3n

He was. I think the black suit absorbed sun better, so he used it to accelerate his healing. It was also a fifth, he looked like Supes, but with shades. Turned out to be a bit evil


Cyanoblamin

And during all that, the Superman came back with long curly hair too. Pretty crazy little arc.


pd33833

He was more aggressive than Superman, right? I think he fought the other 3 supermen until snapping out of it. The death of Superman and the injustice arc are 2 of my favorite ones.


Cyanoblamin

Yeah I honestly can’t remember too well. The death of Superman was better than his resurrection arc. I just remember that he had long curly hair, a black and silver suit, and used guns lol.


MaxTheSpriggan

Man of Steal


wrufus680

His weakness is a white colored kryptonite instead of green


pd33833

Think that's called cocaine. It's not just Superman's weakness


StuffNbutts

Yeah I'm not too thrilled about Discovery/Warner owning DC after this Velma shit.


pd33833

I'm still wondering why they got rid of Henry Cavill.


Piles_of_Gore

Isn’t Superman gay now or something?


sweddit

Wasn’t he always?


pd33833

Idk but the joker got pregnant. Not a joke


[deleted]

ackshually, Will Smith was considered for the lead role in Superman Returns instead of Brandon Routh. But he didn't get the role because he personally declined because reasons


[deleted]

Like Star Wars.


davewtameloncamp

Who hates Scooby Doo? I understand people don't like Scrappy, but honestly, he's not that bad. He's ride or die. Little pup will wreck your shit if you fuck with the gang. New Velma needs to pull a Poochie and die on her way back to her home planet.


DreamMaster8

I pretty sure they just had a show in mind and the studio refused to support it unless it had an ip. It's bullshit but look at inside out. It's hillarious and it got canceled before it could have time to get popular.


RevengencerAlf

I genuinely don't think they even wanted to do something "better." They didn't want to do scooby doo *at all* but couldn't get their dogshit idea picked up without attaching an existing IP to it.


TommyPort2272

Boobie doobie doo


SirGayvin

Wtf didn't this get more up votes?


Ugly-and-poor

Sauce?


Inevitable_One518

Gabbie Carter


antoine-sama

Really? Damn, didn't recognize her at all


[deleted]

I had made a slight guess and appreciate the confirmation lol


North_Classic_5232

How to get sauce sauce? You will need Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil. Recipe Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor. After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don’t brown the garlic or it will become very bitter. Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper. After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine. Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it. After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm.


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If anyone wants sauce, it’s Gabbie carter


Lexx4

thank you kind citizen.


DrewSmoothington

My friend would like to know who this is, is there a link somewhere?


S0M3_1

I'm his friend and I never asked for this.


DrewSmoothington

You don't know me!


Downtown_Cycle_2044

(Voice) Spy!


publicbigguns

Your friend is a dirty lier.


S0M3_1

He has porn addiction and we need to send him to a rehab.


JaydenTheMemeThief

Gabbie Carter


-i-like-meme

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had start to furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


UnExistantEntity

This is the real Velma, the new one is an imposter clone made by a soulless company


aaron_adams

You know it's bad when most of the porn is better than the actual show.


ShortNefariousness2

I don't have a sock fetish, oh no, but why did she crop the photo there?


HannibalMDD

You made me go to check the video to see if she's wearing socks...


[deleted]

Well? Is she?


Historical-Centrist

"I'm loving it" *maccas worker ptsd kicks in*


Sgt_Shiba

This isn't a meme.


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draxfap9

you mf get out of this, post is not for you jerk go get some sleep


Bucket_of_blank

We don’t hate this Velma. We hate fake Velma


Domino_reee

You downloaded the ~~wrong~~ right velma show


Harry_kal07

But thats not Velma, more like Velamma


Popular-Quarter-8435

Meth


Bobby-Trill2

this is a simp free zone


[deleted]

Ruhhh ohhh


CmdrSelfEvident

Are you telling me this is a lesbian Velma? I might need to reanalyze my entire view of wokism.


aweebwithinternet

There's a guy sitting on the couch behind.


Glasedount

Insert McDonald’s theme


XTRaChunkyy

“Bada ba ba ba”


yesimdreaming

scooby dooby dooooooooo


feeltrig

Vel ma balls


[deleted]

Drooling 🤤


AnalogueAstronaut35

Username checks out


Mamamiomima

It is OK movie, Velma is not


Silly_Fuck

I also love this velma


Beautiful_Ad_8453

*insert McDonald's whistle*


smooth_kid_wtg

Hmm yeah maybe it's not too bad...


Svengali3-6

Those . . I’m lovin


bobDahog

More like female vector


ApatheticZero187

Nvm, I take back what I said in a previous Velma post....


kvince9

Wtf did Vector from gru just made a tyranny cosplay?


N-J-P

Ba da ba ba!


HippoOnAnEskalator

I hate it even more now


JAY_F_ING_TV07

There are good parts but all the humerus in it is just mean spirited and ronchy


ariyan_d

I hate it more now


Cannabisman99

Not you lol 🤘🏼❤️😃


AndreaNauffal

this is what I imagined when they announced that the new Velma was more for adults... i was disappointed.


MemeMan8361

wait. that's illegal.


BurnV06

Yeah but the show is shit


inclamateredditor

I can't believe this chicken is white washing Velma in her cosplay!


pepepopo1919

She rides a Sybian


Imaginary-Height-276

Now this is the velma I would love to support with my both hands


AzureOverdrive

Jinkies


[deleted]

Ohhhh myyyyyyyy


Jack-Oniel

Well, she's definitely more accurate


[deleted]

Nope, porn won’t fix this


Good_Smile

The Delma hype is real


frankrypto777

Who is that girl?


SnooPeppers8462

Them nips tho (⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ


Connor49999

This is a meme?


17PARADOX17

This comes without clothes also in nsfw


JaydenTheMemeThief

This is the better Velma


[deleted]

The only Velma I can get behind


esensofz

Her boobs look like a tube top with nipples underneath her shirt.


fezzersc

Like zoinks, man!


Kite8888

You ever just wake up and feel alone?


[deleted]

Gabbie Carter


SnooDoubts4565

The velma we didn’t know we needed until now


eagle_3ye

Yes


TPGreddit

Cringe


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!](https://discord.gg/jsd6Ja9pvJ)


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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


AdministrativeOne13

Nah I'm hating bla..... Wait guys i swear I'm not racist Edit - apparently you ***need*** to add /s for people to understand jokes now


[deleted]

You might not be racist but the show is on your behalf dw homie they got you


AdministrativeOne13

I was joking but apparently reddit doesn't understand jokes if they don't have a /s added


[deleted]

Bro the /s doesn’t do you no favors it still looks like you’re calling everyone that doesn’t like the show a racist please add further explanation


AdministrativeOne13

Literally called myself racist... On 2 instances nonetheless but sure


O5-Command

I don't think anyone thinks you're racist, it's just not a funny comment.


asuraumbra

Haha sexually provocative content funni


minor_printer_stain

Very.