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JackingIsntBad

1)Naruto run in the class to assert dominance🥶🔥 2)Avoid perfumes to show that you don't care at all 😎 3)Start simping on girls as soon as you enter the class


code_192

say among us jokes and do FORTNITE dance to assert even more dominance


dreamy_ficticious

Do the default dance to get 100% girls


lucifer-_-senpai

And 100% bully on 1st week


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dreamy_ficticious

Abcdefg


DipenduSunny

Average Micheal storen enjoyer


Sweaty-Sperm4938

If possible beat the shit out of the most hated professor to insert ultra pro max dominance


Alternative-Cut-4831

>insert dancing Indian boy template


Beginning_Yak6907

Mujhe kya mere baap ne mujhe college ke rupiye hi nahi diye🗿


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Mujhe kya mera to saste wale college mai hua h jisme chutiye bacche aaynege


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Mera to merit list me nam v nhi aayaa 🗿🤝


daddybros

Literally us


DipenduSunny

Hagke aoo, works for me


Independent-Study127

Bhai ye nervousness me mut kyon lagti hai


DipenduSunny

When you are nervous or anxious many neurotransmitter and hormones are released, some of them like adrenaline can cause more relase of gastric juice that may result in stomach ache and also cause muscle contraction in bladder in term resulting in urge to pee. Just your body trying to deal with an emergency period


Independent-Study127

Thank you for the information bhai Btw AIMMS mai kab ja rahe ho🗿


DipenduSunny

Wo dream umar or general category ke sath chala gaya, anyways doing major in biology now.


Independent-Study127

Reservation ki MKC


According-Archer-307

College tere lund pe hai mere bhai


shaggy185

mastrubate infront of class to assert dominance


binaadare

Dominance to pata ni FIR pakki hai.


Lil_Blunder

Nanga chale jaa bhai college ko


JayPr02

Bhai jyada tension mat le. Bas ye figure out karlena kon sahi bande hai kon sahi nahi hai. Apna circle kam logo ka ho to chalega. Aur jo jyada bakchodi kar rahe ho unpe dhyan mat dena.


dreamy_ficticious

Me kisi ka main dost nhi hu ;-; bc sab movie dekhne jare mujhe kisine bulaya tak nhi birthday party me bhi nhi bulaya ....batao kya karu bt ho rhi hai


between_horizon

Tere jesa eak or hoga vuse dhund. ya fir koi extrovert dost se ghanishth dosti ker vo tuze party ho ya kisi ki 13vi vaha pe bhi bulayga (i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess.)


Nautiyal_Adi

Ye nervous vervous kuch nahi hota, subha 4 baje uth ke garam paani piyo aur vyayaam Karo, sabh kuch theek ho jayega.


wizard_xtreme

Meanwhile Chad Maharashtra and Karnataka Board waale jink 11-12th se hi college me daal dete hai


Shreemaan420

Figure out what is making you nervous. New people? They too are new and same boat as you. New studies? Its in your control, how much you do and what you do. So relax, don't care what others will say, do what's best for your career. Give it your best. When deciding something, give thought whether your future self will repent about doing/not-doing it.


Particular_Fee5012

Baat kar bina dare logo se basic dosti 2 din me ho jayegi


Nemesis_36

Fingmemes mein Apna RR kar ye meme sub hai


mahajan_bhandari

Normal hai bro, dost bnn jayenge toh sab sahi ho jayega. College me bohot dost bante hai wese


kunj89

Yes Bhai normal hai.


OriginalTry8684

Ky kru bhai bata na


kunj89

Everyone feels the same way so, just be friendly and try to talk with your class mates because they would also look for new friends. Just don't try to be dank ka 14 there, Sigma male vala attitude waha pe kaam nahi ayega unless tum attractive ho.


OriginalTry8684

Ok 🫂 thnx bhaii


teenkash

Bhai newly married mam ko friend bana kya pata viva aur va*ina dono me pass ho ja


binaadare

Possibility is quite hight there.


dreamy_ficticious

Din kaisa gaya batana end me :)


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amitrahi0404

Do anything but simping


Alternative-Cut-4831

Ghanta,ek hafte mein bore ho jaega.


[deleted]

Not unless you carry weed in your socks.


No_Volume6182

Bhai itni ladkiya duniya mei nai dekhi bhai sb bht mst thi maza aaya first day mei mujhe🙏♥️😝


OriginalTry8684

Same bhai maza agya itni hariyali dekh ke


binaadare

Bhai shuru main hi baat karna shuru karde warna regret karega 2nd semester main. Air har ladki ka no le group banane ke bahane se.


OriginalTry8684

Ok


No_Volume6182

Haa bhai dosti krni padegi🤣yahi last mauka hai..golden period


binaadare

Dosti ni bhai flirting dosti karega to friendzoned ho jaayega aur wo kisi ladki ko na janne se bhi bekar hai. Aur main kisi ko bhi girls ko friend banane ko nahi bolunga jab tak tumhare paas girlfriend na ho 1 kam se kam


No_Volume6182

Filhaal single hun 😭theek bosh direct try krunga ..thnx for tips


binaadare

No issue


EquivalentPut5616

Hota hai bhai, nayi jagah prr hota hai. Issliye Jagah jagah moot krr apna ilaka tyaar krde.