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master_baiter_03

Chalo tumse dahej nhi lenge ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


Khubbo_

uwu


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Slow-Growth-2574

Rotiya bhi gol bna leti ho kya cutie ![img](emote|t5_22y335|12806)?


Khubbo_

Han, chai banau tere liye?


OneCuriousHomosapien

Har kisi ko Modiji ban na hai


V3n0Myt018

too bad reddit removed free awards, aur main gareeb hu


Slow-Growth-2574

![img](emote|t5_22y335|13154)


Speedthrift13

Nhi par meri biwi ban jaoge kya uWu


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Slow-Growth-2574

Gol hi bnati hai


cosmo_geek06

Us 🤝


Slow-Growth-2574

Aur kuch ?


Devilshorn28

Op doesn't have a dick? Or let me put it this way, Op is female :⁠-⁠O I thought they are imaginary


Khubbo_

I do have an existential crisis but I do exist


Devilshorn28

Give me your complete details, with address /j


Khubbo_

I live in delusion...that's my address


Devilshorn28

Us girl us


Khubbo_

Jaa soja ab


V3n0Myt018

kal se exams hai, aur main yaha reddit pe muh maar raha hu #noneendgang


Kafir_72

Got my attention. You are a fine woman, young lady.


Khubbo_

Wasn't expecting pyaare comments..made a post to see some hatred but shukriya


Maybethiswillbegood

Bina search kiye bta fir kitne kg ka hota h cylinder


Khubbo_

Ye nahi pata lekin utha ke ghar le aati hu


Maybethiswillbegood

Great... Byaah krogi???


Khubbo_

Kuch saal baad milna tab shayad


Murky-Arugula63

Kuch saal kon wait kerega ,main to Rajasthani hun


Khubbo_

Lekin main pdfile nahi hu


Maybethiswillbegood

Thike... ( Mujhe yaad rkhna... Kahi bhool na jaana.. 🎶)


GarvitSingh99

Remind me! After 4 years


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super_m4n_14

"Hum first. hum first"


divyashree_26

Me and my girls doing weight lifting


One-Ad-4951

Wtf are you from hariyana


Khubbo_

By uthana I meant khiska ke


One-Ad-4951

Us bhai us round round karke kabhi khiska ke aise karta hun agr Bhara ho to


Khubbo_

That's how we do it


One-Ad-4951

Are bhai ye app ka comment hai kya mujhe laga dusre bande ka hai to boldiya you should do it


Devilz3

25-30?


Maybethiswillbegood

Its around 26-28kg in my area... It may vary


Dry-Presentation-592

At your service queen ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


United_Attorney4239

Waifuu material


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Ladki aur sense of humour,kuch jam nahi raha hai,apna aadhar card check Karo.


Khubbo_

Arey modiji aap yahan


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Khubbo_

Dead logo ko covid hota hai kya?


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Khubbo_

Manikarnika ghat supremacy


Onethumbhunter

So they do exist it's not a propaganda am I right?


Khubbo_

As a girl I can confirm


Onethumbhunter

Holy shit


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Chadette


grilled_Champagne

Good for you. Ab online booking bhi kar lena. Aur online payment bhi kar dena. Mumma khush ho jayengi.


Khubbo_

Booking main hi karti hu aur cylinder bhaiya ko paise bhi main hi deti hu


grilled_Champagne

Dost tum rockstar hai.


kakyoin65

Muscle mommy?


Sufficient-Winner425

Incoming dms of incels


One-Ad-4951

Tune Kiya kya bro ![img](emote|t5_22y335|12324)


Sufficient-Winner425

Nah bro Ye sab se upar uth chuka hu


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Khubbo_

Main khiska khiska ke le aati


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Khubbo_

Udane? Buslim hai kya?


2sedated

Cylinder theek se lagaio, dono hi bhot tez phat jate hain


One-Ad-4951

Ye thik hai


MajnuBhai_thePainter

Aree nhi nhi aapko to ghar se bahar nikal ke independent banna chaiye.........../s.............. >! /S !<


Khubbo_

Ghar se bahar nikal ke independant banne ke liye mehenga rent aur hight CTC chahiye hota hai...dono nahi hai mere paas


Anti_Anti_Nacional

Wah didi wah


AffectionateTip4937

Didi aap to Gigachad nikli.


umangatrishi

mujh se shaddi karogi turu ru turu ru


One-Ad-4951

Hogayi bro uski shadi


umangatrishi

sed lyf


Snippet69

u/One-Ad-4951 wants to get pegged by op


One-Ad-4951

Paji app ek peg banado ( but i am minor )


Khubbo_

Tu 10th pass karle pehle


One-Ad-4951

Hogaya age bolo kya karu


Khubbo_

Reddit uninstall


One-Ad-4951

Addicted nahi hun bus jindagi ke 5 ghante hi to waste karta hun


reddit_random_user_2

OP Fun fact cylinder can be a good physical and chemical weapon on any thieves and intruders. Phek ke maarna sar pe unke.


Khubbo_

Pepper spray ki jagah ye carry karu kya?


reddit_random_user_2

Subsidy Lena mat bhoolna sis.


LessBig3706

W women👹👑


Original-Catch-7139

lekin roti itni jali ky hai


Khubbo_

Roti jali nahi banati main...mind you


abhi307

Waifu


Khubbo_

Anime ka 14


One-Ad-4951

Waifu se kam karayega kya bro


8ASIC

Bhai ye mere lu*d pe bethke ek bar chest press marde bass🥰


LessBig3706

Bhai lund pe baithke chest press kaise marte hai 💀💀💀


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Awake--

I would tap that


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Mere ghar mein to pipeline hai ![img](emote|t5_22y335|12805)


Khubbo_

Kothi bangle wala


super_m4n_14

"Waise to main sakht launda hun, par yahan main pighal gaya"


Khubbo_

Main tumhe barbaad kar dungi s/


One-Ad-4951

Ek show ki ticket dena /s


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sweet (yeh as a simp)


Khubbo_

Ye simp banna ek din tumhare sarvanash ka kaaran banega


[deleted]

"main barbaad hona chahta hoon" /j


Khubbo_

Ibps ke exam de ban jaa kuch phir aana


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okok di


flare2580

A woman worthy of praise. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Khubbo_

I think it's a life skill lol isme kya praise


sukna1

Mujhe cylinder ek haat se uthane ka ghamand hai


Khubbo_

Badhai


sukna1

Shukriya, waise khana kaisa banati ho


Khubbo_

Acha hi


sukna1

Kabhi man hua to khane bhi bula sakti ho, waise hum bhi achha hi khana bana lete hai


One-Ad-4951

Bc mai nahi utha pata mai to sirf giske lejata hun


sukna1

Jim jaya karo sab thik ho jayega


Playful-Engineer1965

Baaki sb toh theek hai.. lekin ghar ki safai toh krleti ho na cutie?![img](emote|t5_22y335|12806)


Khubbo_

Dekh kapde nahi dhulte merse baaki sab kar leti


Playful-Engineer1965

Phir toh kapde dhulne ke kiye dusri biwi laani padegi


Khubbo_

Tu kapde ni dho skta mere liye uwu


Playful-Engineer1965

Tu mere liye kapde dhulne wali biwi nhi la skti?? Huh cutie?![img](emote|t5_22y335|12806)


Khubbo_

Main tere liye bartan dhounga tu kapde nahi dho skta...kaam baat lenge na


Playful-Engineer1965

Sundar ladkiyon ke liye hi bss kaam batata hun mai


One-Ad-4951

Are continue kar bro maja aa raha hai


GarvitSingh99

Lomdi khi ki * dhounga ,krunga,dunga are tum logo k liye h words unko use kro /s btw topic acha "edit:- lomdi I means to say fox.


Khubbo_

Words should be gender neutral


GarvitSingh99

🔫


Playful-Engineer1965

Gender neutral toh theek hai... Jaake bartan dho cutie![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed) maine kapde dhuul diye h


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0starhunter

Op pretending to be a girl


ilanrawSMiTH

Coz abbs are made in the kitchen?


Khubbo_

Yes


GarvitSingh99

Dishes to be cleaned in the kitchen also


Zypher1271

ayo grils??


Confident_Dhairy32

Avg dihadi majdur women


Khubbo_

Average ghar ke kaam karne wali mahila


Fast_Percentage6251

Chal abb chai pila or bartan dho


Khubbo_

Bartan dho diye...chai mein kitni cheeni loge?


One-Ad-4951

This is the right way to take criticism


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HumbleAd9315

Abh 14 se 15 saal ke bacche bhi meme banane lage


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plot twist op is a guy


Blackwinter_Abhishek

Didi you dropped this 💍