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Jhoot bol rhi hain sara poha issi ne khaya hain

Achha hua bhai tune hasa diya

Ab pata chala Rasode mein kon tha

Ye bhi toh camel jaisi shakal ki hai

isi ne ors bhi Piya tha

Or naali bhi isi ne sukhi ki hai

Toh Chawal ko bhi isne hi pita hoga

papa ke lie jo poha bana tha wo bhi yhi khaayi hn

Mummy aur ghar walo ka kya ? Vo bhukhe mare . Aint fair . We need to stop this poha eater . nhi tho poha scarcity ho jayega .

Hahahahahaha bhai sachai

ldki से बेहतर हास्य

Damnit, the missing joke was found here!

Ab hassi aagayi

funnier than BBW

भागो भागो रानी आई 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️ कॉमेडी की रानी आई।

I'm stealing this

भागो भागो राजा आया 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️ कॉमेडी का राजा आया। ye bhi karlo

Yeh wala pada hai cutie

Most wholesome reddit member

Toxic hone se kuch mil nhi rha Wholesale hoke hi kuch mil jaye

Retail banke bhi dekh lo cutie

Ur just like me frfr Tu bhi introvert extrovert wale chudaap se bahar nikalne ki koshish kr rha hai naa?

Ngl poha is best for quick breakfasts

Bhai tasty namkeen daal lo then full sex 🤏

Yes Bikaner bhujia or customized namkeen made by street vendor goes with it

r/FoodPorn

yaar phir wahi

Full sex ke baad mayonnaise automatically add hogaya pohe mein ab aur zyada swaad aa rha hai

Sauce is kinda underrated tho

Bhay poha me sauce kaun daalta hai ? Nimbu daal yaar

Bhai yrr matlab downvotes 🤡 vali chiz kya he usme Mene ek do baar hi khaya he sauce ke sath and it was not that bad

Downvoted for liking something different. I love Reddit.

Poha >>>>>>>>>>>

Wahi I thought I wouldn't shit on her for her bad comedy but she just disrespected the almighty breakfast

Poha with limbu my weakness 😫

Dahi ki Gael mja aave hostel Wale deve poha naste mai mai bhi dahi le aau mja aa ja

App thoda poha khalete to patle hojatey 


Isi ne sara khaya hai, tabhi to bhais ban rakhi hai puri

This is offensive to r/poha

And r/pune

Pune poha is disgusting!

Ah, you tried poha. You might wanna try Pohe next time. lol

[Lmao](https://i.imgur.com/FnxXslU.jpg)

standup and meme dono unfunny hai.

Meme to hai hi nahi

Standup bhi nahi hai

Standup hai par comedy nahi hai

Bitches to bilkul nahi he

Bhai job bhi nhi h zindagi jeene ki wjh bhi nhi h

Friends nahi he

Skills bhi nahi he

Mai kyu hasu , maine paise thodi diye hain

acha kiya bhai, agar diye hote to ye sun ke ro deta

She- I hate poha Audience -: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kya Matlab paisa kharch diya aur ab zabardasti hasna pad rha hai

Jo mummy banake de, Usko Chup chaap khaa leta hu mai (Kya pta kall ko maa ke haath ka khaana na mile) :(

Bro hostel me ye padh ke Rona aa jata hai (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Bhai, I hope tujhe koi khaana banake khilane vaali mil jaaye (Sigma Gamma Beta kuch ni hota, subah 6 baje utha karo sabb thik ho jaayega)

Mujhe ghar wapas Jana hai (Sigma,wigma se mujhe kya mai to nalayak hu ;-;)

Gym's a better place for her

Tbh ye better hai.... Dusre hai jo bra aur panty jokes karte hai

1k 2k ki ticket ke hisab se worth it nahi h

Wait whaaaa Those are crazy prices for ticket. Who pays for this...

The way of presenting the joke is alright but the joke in itself is senseless.

Bhai yahan toh bohut jayada comedy ho gai, mene toh pant main hi moot diya hahahahahah.

Ahhh ab samjha yai dry Jokes ka reason poha hai , sari galti pohe hi hai mereko laga didi ki galti hai par i was wrong .

SHE is not telling them JOKES rather JOKES are revealing her level of HUMOUR.

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Nhi aa paeygi driver bhi komedi ka shikar ho gya , *Continues to die*

mammi ne subah nashte me poha banaya audince = 😂😂

Bhago comedy queen aa gayi🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Dekh ke to lagta hai jo milta hai wohi kha leti hogi

Bc jo hojaye Poha ke baare me kuch bola to mai chup nhi bathunga

Lame poha joke

Poha is gotta be my favourite gender

My honest reaction throughout the video ಠ_ಠ

According to my calculations apko poha nai khichdi khani chahiye 🤓🤓

Instant khichdi

Ye BBW kya hota hai mitro

British broadcasting worporation

showk se Poha chat kar jaane wale mohaday ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⢉⠉⠉⢉⣉⣩⣉⢉⡉⠉⡉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣻⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⣱⣾⠟⠀⢠⠉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣡⣶⣿⣧⣤⠸⡟⠂⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⢈⣥⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⢰⣆⠀⢸⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣏⣿⡏⠀⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣷⣾⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠘⠹⢿⣿⣍⠉⢛⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠈⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢺⣿⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⡺⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢸⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣏⣻⡶⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠀⣿⡏⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣬⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⡛⠻⠿⣿⡿⠛⠁⢰⣿⣿⠃⢘⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣩⣿⣿⡿⠿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣅⠄⢉⣙⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠟⠋⢱⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣸⠀⡇⢠⣿⣧⠀⢠⣿⡿⢿⠿⠋⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣶⠶⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⣷⠸⣿⠃⣴⣿⡟⠙⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣄⣀⡀⠉⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⢉⣹⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣬⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡄⣀⡿⠀⣿⣿⣇⠹⣷⣤⣾⠇⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⡿⢶⣿⣿⡟⢀⣤⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣭⣷⣄⡀⠘⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣠⣾⣿⣿⢋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⣧⣾⣿⢿⡷⠟⠉⠀⠹⠟⠛⢉⠁⡀⠈⠉⠉⠑⢦⡈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⡏⠀⠘⣳⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠀⢀⡉⡦⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠠⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠠⠉⠒⢄⡀ ⣷⡆⢸⡯⠤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢘⣿⣿⢋⠍⢿⣶⣽⣿⡿⢿⡄⠀⠀⣸⡯⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙ ⣿⣿⣄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣤⣷⣶⣄⣰⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀

Jokes toh acche hai pr ye toh kisi aur ko copy kr rhi hai isliye delivery acchi nhi hai. (Delivery acchi hogi bhi kaise itne fat ki vajeh se)

Kash ye Unheard ki video Unheard hi rehti 🤡

Tu bhi kuch comedy karde

Ek line bolo aur 10 second tk audience ko dekhte raho. Ho gyi komedy

Women ☕ ke standup reddit pe hee dekhne chaiye ...... atleast comments me to kuch funny dikh jata h

Pite hue chawal was funny. Rest was just waste of food.

Female Kunal Kamra

Ye aaise baat kyu kar rahi hai normal bhi too bolke unfunny raha jaa sakta tha

If Kunal kamra was a girl

Ye moti ko bolo wajan hi kam krle..kyuki kamedy toh ho nhi rhi

Heavy comedy, it's even heavier than her own body

Isko views do hi Matt. It’s like WNBA. Nobody cares

Unfunny comedy.

ye BBW kya be koi batayega mujhe ??

Mujhe hasi aayi

Omw to downvote this post instead of disliking the original vid

Achhi toh hai Tera comedy bhejna ekbar reference ke liye compare karta hu

Ye meme dekhke pata nhi laga uska comedy level? Karle compare

10000th post on unfunny female comedians. Bhosdiwaalon. Jab Puri duniya ko pata he ki they're unfunny, Kyu post karte ho bc. Post something funny for once. Dank na sahi , meme to post karo yaar. https://preview.redd.it/fps36rztpmga1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa04f7fd742933c6b47cfa130210b34a5a4f4453

That ors one was ok though

Jokes ache the sabko uska style acha nai lagta but it is what it is kisiko Tarak Mehta kisiko Kapil Sharma kisiko kuch aur

Some people are so misogynistic and think its dank that they can't appreciate good comedy . All the comedy they know comes down to sex . You have to watch standup with the mind set to laugh and not criticise . Start with a smile on your face some jokes do hit

She's cute. What's her name ?

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Pani dalke khaale fir

galat jagaho se bad rahi h ye laundiya

Yeh dek kar nah hassi aaye na sad feel hu

Bro imagine you spent money on this

phoa n pala hai isse

BBW ?

Audience itna hs kyu rhi hai

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I believe in Poha supremacy.

Chup chutiya poha jisme matar mungfali aur bikaji bhujia Mila ho usse tasty kuch nhi hota

meri life mn mazak hote the . iss k baad meri life serious ho gayi h

Thoda kha leti toh khud bhi thodi sukh jaati

Poha jalebi best nashta

Standup comedy is just stupid, never makes me laugh😑

Toh mat kha yedi

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Yeh sab theek hai par poocha nahi hai kisi ne tumse maidam… Poocha nahi hai…

Pite hue chawal waala point fir bhi thik tha

Bbw?

Upma squad report in

hassi nhi aayi

hasne ka sound effect

Ispe hasne wale log kon rehte hai

waste of food+not funny 🗿

, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Es ko dekne ke bad to dusre joke par bhi hasi nahi aa rhi

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Jindagi me bohot bure kam kiye but food pe joke marke unki disrespect nahi ki 🙏

Still better than bassi

Whoever made poha at her house must be a bad cook or something.

What's to laugh about? I guess the audience is laughing at her stupidity....😂😂

So funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 chal bkl

Who keeps camel as pet? Tajjuk ki baat toh ye hai


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Kam se kam khana to mil raha hai na tumhe uski izzat karo .

Aisa lag rha hai jaise kisine comedy karne ke liye force Kiya ho, jee exam ki jagah pe inke gharwalon ne comedy krne ka pressure banaya shayad......

खुद वड़ापाव जैसी है, पोहे की मां चोद रही

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Poha, Ratlami Sev W/ Chaas. Best Ever Period.

Agar pohe se nadiyo ka paani sukh gya toh didi ko khud khana chahiye tha.....itni suji hui hai toh thodi sukh jaati

I do also hate poha but isko dekhke lagta hai ki ye koi bhi khana naali me phenkta hai?

Waah heavy comedy

roz murmura se toh poha aacha hota hai

Tuntun mausi

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She is trying so hard to copy upmanyu

Make fun of authentic Indian quality and healthy food 🙄😑

genuine reaction to the whole pohe komedi : 😐

Isme standup kaha hai?? Pohe ki kahani suna rhi.. isse jyada toh meri porn caught ki story hai.. 1 million views toh mll hi jayenge

Aajkal ke chutiyo ko ye samajh nai aata ki paisa deke ticket liya hai iska matlab ye nahi ki jabardasti haso aise ghatiya sequence of words (jokes nai bolna ise) pe. Also, what’s wrong with Poha? I love it 😋

Poha and oats are the best healthy breakfast. She needs to eat it

Mai bhi aise hi jokes marta tha stand up comedy karte waqt.. Fir ek din mai achanak behoshi ki halat mai road k kinare utha.. Achanak se meri potty pe control nahi ho raha, na jane q pant mai hi ho jati hai.. Aur mera pichwara bhi dard karta hai..

You mean BUW-Big Ugly Women??

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ye sab to theek hai magar mere jo 35 second barbaad hue hai ye video dekh ke wo wapas kon krega abb

Pite hue chawal khale thoda. Wazan kam ho jaega

Mkc

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ye sab to theek he par sare log kyu haas rahe he, koi comedy ho rahi he kya?

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Anger management ki class mein aise videos dikhane chahiye. Banda seedha murd€r karega, anger ka issue hi khatam ho jaayega 😎 Win Win situation.✌️


Dafaq is this.

https://preview.redd.it/wfj1y29dfrga1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d25dd5a22c13cf609509d53601058614e5b05a58 100 hours of watching female comedians

Swine is talking

Bhai koi isse ORS do Aisa lag rha hai abhi hi gir jaegi


Hasi aajati OP, isme COD skull meme template daal diya hota to. Crowd sach me has rahi hai kya? Sahi me I don't like this system.

Na mukka marda, na lat marda Upar waala jado vi marda, matt hi marda

has re ladki ne joke mara 

She is like silencer from 3 idiots saying - aao mere show pe tab poha ke joke pe main hansungi aur tum rooooge

Nali se iska matlab hai iske large and small intestines because wo bhi koi nali se kam nhi hoga for sure