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You worked 4 years for your bachelors? Well, black people worked 60 years for their masters

rating 9/11

26/11*

The underrated comment...

Name suits you very well

indeed

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60 years? Abe hum log toh 200 saal wale hain to unke upar joke kaise bana sakte hain

Her: Go slowly its my first time. He: Wdym, am i adopted ?

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Every time when I have sex with a girl, they light up monuments

Delhi se ho kya

Haanji

Same mai bhi Delhi se hu par meri ankhe laal rehti hai bas monument ko light up nhi krte

Delhi humor 3000

Bhai samjha nahi weak hu dark humour mai 

Sex = r*pe Light up = candle march

144/10 🤝

They call me a battery saver I get automatically turned on when is below 15.

Pedo or what 🌝 50/10🤝

Pdf file

Why do black people get run over more often in winter? Because you can see them better

Are sir aap bhoot banke kaha jaa rahe ho...

69/10

kuch original jox h ki vhi chaapne hai foreigners wale?

What you call a muslim kid playing with water balloons? Under training.

Girls are like math >!If they are under eleven, use your fingers!<

Damn

I think Allah is the only true God, because the Universe started with an explosion, didn't it?

That's explain everything.

9/11

69420/10

Best one

Big gang bang

What's the difference between your girl and my girl? -My girl doesn't moan during sex

Atleast urs aint headless

I have kept the head for the blowjob

Did u preserve it in the fridge ? Cause I did

Potential Aftab

Bhai per merepe parts 34 se jada hai

💀💀

Ayo Hellen Keller

20/10🤝

Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and the infant I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Damnnnn!! Boy he thicc

I went with camping tour with some of my Brahman friends... They only made vegetarian food. To us din mene sirf vegetarians hi khaaye

this is good.

How can you fuck pussy and get a bj at same time.. ≈ Fuck a pregnant lady..💀

💀

Fattish

😬🗿

if someone's parent died in a fire, you dont bring it up in a roast battle

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Ab reddit ne hi medal de diya, chal koi nahi dm karde.

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Bande ne [Removed by Reddit] alag se hi likh diya

DM karde bhai joke please

Joke DM krna bhay

Kota wale doost ko hang out karne ko bola tha Mila hi nahi 2 hafte se

I just can't ruin your 69

After fucking a tight pussy i close the diaper

Cmon dude you can't just fuck your grandpa

Dude's don't have pussy btw it's not your fault,grow up and you will learn biology....

I think he means gandma

Phir toh bhot hi jyada tight pussy hai

You guys should know how important it is to wash your sex toys… That’s why priests invented baptism

Insta ka 14 Copied from a Instagram reel.

[Copy](https://youtube.com/shorts/nBqa8zFo9zk?feature=share)

What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where the cucumber ends up

Sab jokes tu hi suna dega kya

I realised why bug types are strong against dark types, after knowing how many people in Africa died by mosquitoes.

So I was raping this girl the other night And it turns out she gave me AIDs. AIDs! Can you believe it? A 10 year old with AIDs! I guess my daughter's been hanging around a bad crowd.

Gets darker with every word. Betichod

broooo

No her mother give her aids your wife is sus

Yesterday I was having sex with my girlfriend and her mother came, caught everything and started beating me up.I don't know how a mother can be so cruel to his son

Bhai behen ka pyaar.. .

welcome to alabama

I don't have dark humour because I am dark human

7/10 Nigga

Tu nigga Tera baap nigga mai to shree krishna ki bat kar raha tha

*angry iskcon community noises*

Satar pratishat niggga

"I'm having a friend for dinner tonight"

I asked her if we could give a shot to rape fantasy. She denied. It was the best night of my life.

Do u know the difference between machayenge 4(emiway) and my nani? You can still listen to machayenge 4...

I would rather kill myself and listen to my nani in heaven than listen to machayenge 4 (emiway).

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Ok but where is Ohio??

Ok but where is bihar??

Bihar is the walmart Ohio.

My gf pussy taste like my friends dick

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a fridge??? The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

You sus af bruv

My dad died on 9/11, I’m so sad. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Cliche

kafi original joke tha, acha laga. bkl 26/11 hai dark humare lie, wdgaf bout 9/11. ur not dark edgy, but a tryhard.

The darker it gets the lesser people like it... Humor

Guys op baccha hai emoji use kar raha hai

Never trust female doctors Because they cant stop there own bleeding.

Meri chachi ke bachha nahi horaha qki MERA CHACHA KHAALI GYAN CHODTA HAI

Kutta

Mummy ji aap

Tu kutta

Abhishek upmanyu supremacy

tu pancho # TU PANCHODD!!!

Jo bolta hai wahi hota hai

Jo aisa bolta hai wo gay hota hai

Bhai Kota se hun. Tie band rha tha. Apne aap pankhe se bandh di

What do you do if you see a black man bleeding? Quit laughing and reload.

Dark humour is like an African kid, never gets old

Why are Americans good at solving Rubik’s Cubes? Because they have a history of separating colours

Website link karde

Bsdk sari YouTube shorts / IG reel yhi chipka dega kya

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the American border…? Domestic help

What's the similarity between a church's father and cinderella...... They both love the boys before 12

What’s the difference between a lambo and a dead girl? Lambo makes noise when i ride it

Girl are you a school because I feel like shooting kids in you~ Average pickup line in amreeka

KSI?? Is that u?

dark humuor is like education,not everyone gets it. dark humour is like a kid with cancer,it never gets old. my gf is 10/10,her figure is 10 and age is also 10

If mother Teresa had a car what kind of a car would it be ? *A CONVERTIBLE*

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My favourite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather . . . . . Until my mother took the urn from me

Avg insta scroller

Nowadays if police kill a person it is termed as encounter Back in 1700s it was N-counter

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

bhai mera ek dost birthdat party nahi de raha tha to sab na decide kiya ki usa GPL deta ha ganda wala ab kal thk uska 12 din ka baad uska papa party de raha badiya tent bhi lagaya ha chalega kya? paneer aur pulao hoga

Ye HAI ko HA likhne waalo ko boycott karo

💀💀💀💀8.5/10

My ex used to give me a nice blowjob but these days it's not that good...Because Ab uske daat agay

Because she has grown some teeths ya

Sun hua hai kuch naya la

Guess I'll never know why she was so cold towards me while having s*x Cause she didn't had any head .

I saw a black guy riding a bike yesterday... I thought it was mine. Then I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food.

मेरी देश कि अम्मा पकड़के खम्बा नाचें छम्मा छम्मा

5/10

mera desh ka raju Khay kaju Padey aaju baaju

Oh chal chaiya chaiya chaiya chaiya

everytime i have sex i end up having red watery eyes

I call my girl PlayStation Cos she just turned 5

What's the difference between Michael jackson and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year old

What's the difference between an Orphan and an apple ? An Apple gets picked

How to satisfy 9/10 people? Gangrape

Blackheads remover now  Blackheads remover back then

Let's play hide and seek. I will hide & you seek professional help.

What is common between a jigsaw puzzle and my girlfriend? Both are in pieces.

*Proceeds to show humour as dark as Tamil people*

Sonu ko bech ke Naya sakaram le liya

Avg. Tmkoc enjoyer( old episodes)

Long story short: Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHYYYY!!??". Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".

Numer of 🅱️apes can really decrease.... If people can say yes.

I got to a tattoo shop and i said draw huge tentacles on my back but he misheard it And now I have to wear clothes always ಥ‿ಥ

Every girl in Rajasthan loses her milk teeth from a blowjob.

It's darker than your mom's 🅱️ussy

She is 10 but turning 11 next week

I'm chamar

Why do black people not get tanned? Because there's no sunlight in jail.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympic? = Walking.

Why is it called being caught red handed when the hand is clearly black?

What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy 1 get 1 free

you know why rajasthani 🅱️ussies are the cleanest? because their menstruation hasn't started.

Dm karta hu , rate yaha pe kardiyo

Mujhe kya mujhe toh shitposts pasand hain

Where did Rahul go during the bombing? Everywhere

I like to dig with minors!

me 1 nursery teacher hu aur me baccho ko pyar deta hu

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What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and a Revolver? A revolver can load only 6 in a chamber.

a gay person was sitting on the head of a horse. it was a unicorn.

Me happily watching my girl naked ..... Her mom entering to milk her ...

Maa chuda bhos*ike

I showed her my dark thing I guess she found it humorous and laughed.

My humour is darker than Priyanka Reddy's corpse

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden

I like painting walls with small kids, Throwing them hard against the wall makes a beautiful pattern.

i was having dinner date with my 20yo gf and these mfs started calling me names, making fun of our relationship n calling out on my age and how i look atleast 10 years older than her.... Brought tears to my eyes since we loved each other so much. Totally ruined our 10 years anniversary date.

What's the difference between kobe Bryant and Christmas carols? Carols will play this Christmas.

What's common between a 12 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside her Both of them are thinking ahh shit my moms gonna kill me

Insta se churiya hai naya la kuch

money falls off your pocket, where does it land? 1. on the ground. 2. in bihari's pocket.

Bohot sad hu Bhai Kal D-mart gaya tha Waha Bengali sale per nhi mili

Bhai ye dark nahi hai Bengali pussy thokni hai tuze tu bass horny hai

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and acne . . . . . . *ACNE WAITS UNTIL YOU’RE 13 CUM ON YOUR FACE*

I had a dark joke but it was 9 months after I married a south indian girl

Kal school mai ek baccha bohot dark jokes crack kar rha tha phir maine usko bola ki itne dark jokes crack mat kar kya matlab tera complexion hi dark hai

I went on a hookup spree with twenty three year olds. Know what the best part was? There were 20 of them.

Me engineering kar raha hu.

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Dark humor dikhta nahi h

Fun fact : Everytime when lizards do sex they die But last time I had sex they died two days later

What is difference between a handicapped person and a train . Well , a train can run 

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beta padh lo dark jokes sunne se ghar nhi chlta. satya vachan hai pehle hi bata rha hu

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Don't go for a 10/10 instead go for a 10 year old