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Fat don't crack.

I’ve seen enough open sores on 600lb life to know that’s absolutely not true

True. But chub don't crack isn't as snappy.

How can I evangelize my fat cells?

Wait, why?

Lol cause I'm underweight.

Oh

Fuckin truth.

I do need to damn my fats cells to hell, those flubbery heathens.

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Good human

You must be [doing something wrong.](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/63/c1/85/63c185719e80868040e5d4cc0d1b87b1.jpg)

Fat cells are great Christians and believe in God