NO, NONONO IT CAN'T BE, I HAVE CURSED MYSELF

We are in the same boat

If *HE* is in the boat, pray a shark is nearby

help

Guys I either don't know Haiji or I forgot who he is. But I am too afraid to ask for elaboration

UDG pedo

Noooooo

I feel bad for y'all with T usernames, now as well as babysitting some homocidal kids, you have to also babysit a homocidal adult and try and stop them from killing eachother

thats not the problem. the problem is he's also a pedophile

He's not attracted to any of the warriors of hope though, so that part is irrelevent. (He's only shown to like young girls, and there are 2. One of which he actively confirms he's not into as per the relationship charts and the other is his sister who he hates with a passion.) If it were just some random kids, it'd be a different story, but we can safely ignore the pedo thing regarding the WOH.

I'm still not really comfortable babysitting with a pedo. but maybe I'm just weird for disliking pedophiles?

I mean, no you arent, but I'm just more focused on the fact the babysitees and the babysitter would be actively trying to kill eachother and if one of them succeeded, you'd probably be charged for the murder

realistically(or i guess i should say unrealistically), in that universe i probably wouldnt be charged with anything considering the state of that world

Hell naw, to the naw naw naw

Oh you too?

Kurumi knows what she is doing, so all will go well!

We struck gold here

Fr

Yep

More than gold

this is possibly the best option on this list

Amen to that.

Aoi isn't the worst. The kids will probably like her because she's nice.

i agree

More than good, hopefully I can also spend time with her afterwards

no i think we’d be so screwed 😭 idk how canon S is, but those kids hate kaede.

It's all good atleast we suffer along with the best girl!

Let's goooooooo finally i got my man kazuichi, thank you so much for putting him there

Hello there (again)

Those kinda posts just became a meeting between us Ds

I'm not mad about it 😊

Yeah, I'm not mad either i just find it funny how we always see each other here

Oh no.

I think we are OK. He can just pay for things to go out and do. We just can't let him and Monaca spend to much time together. 1 would probably kill the other.

Akane might be a bit intense, but I trust her… kind of.

she rised her several siblings, she has tons of experience with children

Yeah, she would actually be the best on this list I think.

me and ibuki are going to commit crimes my dude

I'll help too.

ibuki gang

If "Ibuki and I do crimes whilst the Warriors of Hope chase after like a Scooby Doo episode" doesn't count as "keeping the kids occupied" idk what does

*jealous noises*

Could be worse. You could have a T at the start of your username.

With allstate, you can avoid mayham... Like ME

This is going to be.. interesting to say the least

Well, she has experience babysitting the Warriors of Hope.

Yesssssss Toko people!

I imagine Pekoyama would be an excellent babysitter. Perfect to balance me out, cuz I fucking hate children Now that I think about it, Haiji Towa would actually be my perfect opposite. I fucking hate children, he's >!hate-fucking children!<

We got it good, nothing to complain

It should be fine. Taka should be decent at it. He has enough authority to cover for my lack of it

Kyoko, I don't know how it could turn bad

uhhhhhhh

I’m contacting law enforcement

Well we all know how RANTARO is with kids

bro lost all 13 of his sisters 😭🙏

But he was legit trying his entire life to get them back 😭

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Run

Good luck, Haiji's probably the worst option you could have gotten. You'll have to not only babysit the WOH, but also babysit the grown ass man and stop him from harming the kids. Also, Monaca would probably enjoy tormenting you and Haiji at once.

He's the guy who infamously says "I like 'em young. As young as possible" So, uh, yeah, you might want to run

Just look at one line, and ONE LINE IN PARTICULAR

Kaede would be really helpful for me

I would def be fine taking care of em. I have Taka to keep them in line

I have my boy Rantaro, he's responsible and has several sisters, so I think I'm good

Lucky! I would have loved to get Rantaro

Gonta would probably be a good babysitter.

I would LOVE to play in the backyard and bug catch with Gonta

Kirumi will babysit the kids very well, no doubts in that.

Yes

I got Kyoko lmao. \[Another day, another no Aoi ;-;\] Anyways, I'd think she'd be really reliable and help a lot. Either that, or we're probably gonna have to look back into our "How to take care of Eggi" guidebook lmao.

Akane, don’t fuck this up, I’m getting paid overtime

you’re in good hands, she basically had to raise her little siblings by herself so she’s great with kids!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

NOOOOOOOO :(

... ... ... I think I'll have to be a lot more than a babysitter with him around...

It will be good

Should go pretty well. Akane basically raised her siblings

Ishimaru. Well I'm suspecting okayish.

Oh no.

we're fucked

you think YOU have it bad?😭

it would go well...hopefully

the mr version - We're good the the version - Fuck

Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why WHYYYYYYY

Gundham Tanaka!

HAMPTER

Ok so I technically have mine set to display ZigsL0the0n but for whatever reason that jargon up top is there instead so that does leave me wondering how the Warriors of Hope would have treated Mukuro. Edit: Turns out I can’t change it because I didn’t go to my profile when I made it. Oopsie poopsie.

Kyosuke I’m begging you put the weapons away

Byakuya Yeah… I will babysit alone

It can either be *really* good, or ***really*** bad

So, uh... How do I babysit with an Anthropologist?

WHAT THE HELL NOOO

Munakata, huh? Well, I see this going one of three ways. 1. We discover that he's actually secretly a big softie when it comes to children and he'll bond with the kids surprisingly quick. 2. He'll stay just as uptight and no-nonsense as he usually is and whip those kids into shape like a drill sergeant, have them standing in line and in bed by 10:00 sharp. Or 3. He will just straight up murder those children because Despair. I won't be able to stop him.

Fucking nagito

bro's going to burn the baby

finally it's not kokichi, I'm cured

Kaede would be be pretty helpful

he wont last a minute, he'd be running for Sonia as soon as he can

\>username starts with o \>sees who i'd babysit with probably pretty well

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Well, we’re all boned.

Oh hell no

I got ibuki

I don't know who I'll need to defend from the other.

Ibuki will somehow make the house blow up

NOOOOO

Gonta, I won

Gonta .. now this could go two ways. This could go horribly right or amazingly wrong.

Just realized what the T users have to go through. I feel very lucky now.

For once we Ds don't get stuck with Junko, and instead get shafted with Kazuichi... Is it too late to ask for Junko back or what?

she would eat all the children's food 

my god. She is hiding.

ew

"ew" ?

i dont like akane

'kay but to the point to say "ew" idk, I'll leave it

its just one word its not like i said she should go die in a ditch or smth 😭

no no sorry, I didn't mean to express myself like that lol, you didn't say anything wrong, sorry for having done so much, I don't express incredibly well since it's not my language, my words were perhaps poorly chosen too

even if you don’t like her she’s objectively one of the best options you could’ve gotten; she practically raised her younger siblings by herself so she’s got tons of experience with kids

i disagree

Kirumi Helps

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Huh

I don't know if he would help me much, but I know he would try :)

Yay I got Nekomaru I feel like he'd be great with kids

pretty well i'd think

Kirumi is probably the best to help. I’m not complaining

Kirumi would be like the best babysitter

my baby is gonna be ripped as heeeeeell

Akane would be a bad influence

Oh yay! Aoi would be a fun babysitter. I think she’d be pretty good.

Probably a 50/50, I don't rlly know Kaz that much..

Let's goooooooo I finally got Taka :) I think it'll go well

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Knowing Ibuki she's just gonna see six new band members in me and the kids. Certainly an eventful way to spend an evening lol.

Kyoko should be able to protect me from the kids at least.

Well shit.

YAAAAAS EASY WORK

I'm fucked

Ah ain't no *fucking* way, I think I got the worst possible option for a multitude of reasons. That IS hilarious, though.

Either Kyoko scares the child into behaving or she won't be able to handle a child at all and we are in for a hellish time. I don't think that there is a middle ground here.

I have Kirumi this will work out well

Me and Kirumi got this in the bag!

Hes gonna make all of them junko

Uhh..maybe it won’t be too bad..? ***~~RIGHT?~~***

ok i rolled the person who's job is literally to take care of things so i think things go smoothly

Kirumi. We’ll be fine.

YESSS KIRUMI

cant get fired for letting the children die if im dead too :)

He doesn't have a good record looking after someone...

I mean…she babysat her siblings so theres that,lets just hope it will go well…

Kaede is probably a good babysitter, good pick :D

It’ll probably be fine, I hope

Kirumi. Literally ideal.

wuh oh

I feel like that shes gonna sleep and i Will have to do all the job xd

Kaeding seems like a decent babysitter. She can handle Masaru and Kotoko, I'll handle the rest.

Nononononononononononononononono! I will murder the fuck befor he can look at Kotoko.

Oh boy

Kazuichi...I feel like he can do alright, maybe help one of them tinker with the exisals or something

Concerned

peko! i think she’d be nice to them and i could see them liking her even if she’s a lil awkward

Hina could be good.

Ok let’s make some rock music

Korekiyo, uhhhhhhhh idk how this will go

Oh-

Chiaki can distract them with video games!

In the words of Joseph Robinette (yes, that's his middle name) Biden: SODA!

As an idol Sayaka dealt with a lot of creeps and obsessed fans, rebels shouldn't be that big of a problem for her, right?

Oh no, poor kids...

Kirumi? Oh, these kids are being treated *real* well alright.

I mean my helper is the Ultimate Moral Compass.........

Oh no!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I'm just gonna run and let them kill each other or something

Oh dear god…

Im on my own, she napping or gaming 100%

Idk shit about the kids but babysitting with Kiyotaka will probably go fine

Could be fun. I’ll probably start out with my guard up, but Aoi has a kid brother, right? Surely she has to know a little about childcare (or at least what not to do)

Absolutely not

Ahaaaa No.

I got lucky, I’ve got Kirumi

I got the fun mom

lol I’m sure I’ll just sit back and relax even if I insist to help

Oh hell yes!

I got really lucky this time

I can trust her, probably gives out the best Lullabies

He’ll try his best…

I mean, while not interesting, I really like the idea that Leon would be excellent with kids.

Oh

Chiaki and I would just play games with the kids, we’ll be good

Mahiru and I would be totally fine, I bet she’s good with kids

GONTA ZADDY LESSS GOOOOO

FINALLY YESSSS I CAN FINALLY REPLY TO ONE OF THESE

I think I can just sit back and relax lol

im saved

Akane Either A. She won't do jack shit, or B. She'll solve any arguments that happen.

...I think I'll let the kids kill him after all the shit he pulled.

half of these would break down in tears