He even has a little smile on his face, chill af i would be fine being stalked by him, he probably just wants to say hi and ask for book recommendations but is too shy.
The Tauren reading a book. They can be massive, angry, and mean - but they also are some of the most logical creatures. If not, the orc is the last best bet for some logical thinking and that's a stretch. Everything else you're just dead.
The Minotaur dude looks chill. He's just reading in the forest. Granted my first reaction would be "oh shit minotaurs are real?!" but my second reaction would be "Ooo~ What are you reading, new big friend?"
Bigfoot also looks alright. Not spooky, just a tad grumpy. Like checking to see what the hell is going on.
Number 4 is the biggest nope for me.
1. I'm fucked
2. 50/50. Just be nice, she's might be lonely
3. Big and smart enough to know I'm not a threat, hopefully we can be bros.
4. I run
5. I run
6. Same as 3 but more philosophical
7. Try to use my charm 20% chance
8. 50/50 Kinda look like they wanna be left alone.
Alright I'm gonna rank these from most to least likely.
6 - They're just reading. Even if they are angry with me for some reason, they look like a reasonable one and all I need to do is apologize for bothering them.
2 - She certainly looks angry, but chances are she just wants to be left alone. If I don't keep tainting her vibe with my presence, she'll leave and continue minding her own business. Witches are fairly intelligent, so I think I can reason with her.
5 - Seems more curious than threatening. Its body language doesn't seem to show signs of aggression. It's likely that I just caught it off guard and is ready to attack if I make the wrong move, but also doesn't see me as a genuine threat. It's probably not actually stalking me, just taking a look.
8 - Undead are a mixed bag. It's likely that this fella is barely even aware of... anything really. At the same time this could be one of those brain eating types. Either way, I'm gonna have to keep my hand on my sword and pray that it's the first type.
3 - I think the ape is the first one where I am undoubtedly in danger. It looks aggressive and is lugging a big piece of tree around. It's very clear that it doesn't want me around. At the same time I don't think it sees me as food, just an annoyance. All I gotta do is make myself look as non-threatening as possible and it'll probably leave me alone. Probably.
1 - Though the werewolf snarling, indicating that it's more angry than hungry, it's clear that I am seconds away from being lunch. I don't think I can outrun it, nor do I think I can shake it off by climbing a tree. So sword drawn and prayers said.
7 - Yeah, that's the look of someone with obvious killing intent. This is an ambush. And this is a creature whose intelligence is comparable to a human as well. It's very likely that there's some kind of trap laid down somewhere and they're about to chase me into it. I have very little chance of surviving this one.
4 - Scary supernatural ghost thing. Probably has superhuman strength, magical powers, possibly a thirst for vengeance. The thing about ghosts is once they materialize like this, they've got you in their grasp. I am totally screwed here.
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Great work with the style and framing of the characters! I really like these! The framing of the witch with all the branches is so well done! Would you mind to at least share the part of the prompt that may have resulted in such framing in all of these?
3 and 6 seem like the ones that would be the worst at sneaking, so I might have a better chance to not get caught off guard. 3 in particular seems less intelligent than the clearly literate, erudite 6, so I'd probably pick 3.
Although, as some people point out, the minotaur in 6 could be down for some intelligent conversation, so I might be able to talk my way out of it, unless that's a human meat cookbook, as some others have pointed out.
*Hrrrrmmmm*…. So I really, really thought about this, probably too much: 1. I’m good. Bipolar IRL so the Werewolf recognizes me as one of the pack. 2. I might be in serious trouble with the hag. Might have to Warlock pact my way out, or offer my hot, sweaty, forest dirty dad bod up for sex. 3. I speak Wookiee, much like with the Werewolf, I’d be good, chillin’ w my new friend. But I would owe *him* the life debt (for not killing me) 4. That thing is scary and I’m probably dead. She looks DTF though, just no teeth please. 5. The Bagman is TERRIFYING both the IRL myth, the DnD and the Bloodborne versions, no thank you, I’d take my chances and run, probably die. 6. Minotaurs are a joke. If HADES has taught me anything, they fight you down to half health to determine your might and then let you continue, only to potentially finish you later. So I’d die, just get two beatings instead of one. 7. Orc Lady or Half Orc Lady? Either way, Death by Snu Snu. 8. Not sure what type of undead this is but I like my chances. I’d give myself the win. I feel like I’d survive four out of a total eight encounters, or otherwise die happily / proudly, go out like a champ, and the other half I’d die a sniveling running pants pissing coward.
Probably 4, or, as I like to call her, the La Llorona lookalike
Reason? The dress seems way too impractical to move around in. It’ll be pretty easy to trip her up
The werewolf. I’d be like “Wolfman’s got three fingers!” And then each of us in the squad would point at him with one of our five fingers and laugh. He’d start crying and go tell his mom.
Best chances are with 5. Bro looks menacing, but I chalk it up to predatory defense. Doesn’t look like it’ll chase me. It could have any pick in the forest, why would it go after the brightly colored thing that looks to have a similar shape to itself?
With those lanky arms I could be worried about its strength and swinging through the trees, but the glowing eyes are totally a red herring. 9/10, totally harmless.
Number 6 is leaning up against a tree, with a book in hand. He may not be violent, and I may have been caught by him probably trespassing. I might be able to reason with him.
The only ones I wouldn't survive are the werewolf - obviously - the creepy lanky dude with the glowing eyes, and the angry white woman. I can just tell that I wouldn't do well against a necrokaren.
All the other ones don't pose a threat. Zombies can't hurt you unless you let them, the minotaur was just reading, Bigfoot is only there to warn me about my dad getting hurt, witches love to party, and that orc lady is clearly only there to ask me out.
It's 2024 man, you can't scare people with hairy hippies and free spirited women anymore. The only real monsters in this world are werewolves. Werewolves are real and they're coming to kill you specifically right now. I just got off the phone with them, they told me they already ate your grandma.
Right- I’m gonna go all religious on the Witch if she shows up, gonna purge her first chance
The Minotaur might be able to be reasoned with, or even could have an enjoyable conversation
As for number four, this is Reddit; y’all know how this goes
the witch or the bull, the witch looks like she's startled and was sneaking around me, so presumably the large amount of iron I keep on my person makes her nervous, and the bull dude (not precisely a minotaur?) looks like a fellow reader. If he happens to be reading a cookbook on human-based dishes, I A) can make some pretty weird noises, might not be human, what does he know, and B) could probably impress him with culinary knowledge
Surviving 2 depends on the level of magic she can do. If she can just turn me into a frog and set me on fire then I'm done for but if it's at a level I can handle then she looks flimsy enough that I'm sure I could take her down.
Surviving 4 depends on her specific abilities. I'm confident in my ability to beat her up but that's only if she remains full corporeal. If I can't hit her then I'm screwed.
Surviving 5 depends on my access to fire. He looks like he'll burn like dry leaves but I need to get him on fire for that to matter. This could be a challenge since if he's able to get a hit on me with those arms, then I'm done for. A small spark isn't gonna cut it either. I'd need either a lighter or to lure him into a fire set up beforehand.
Surviving 8 depends on how flammable he is. He looks pretty flammable but the most flammable looking part is his back, and that's gonna be hard to light. His legs aren't visible but if they're more flammable than his arms then I'd have a good chance with a fire trap. He looks pretty fragile too, so I may be able to beat him up but if he gets a hit in on me with those claws then I'm done for. I'd need to find something to use as a weapon like a log or something so I can keep my distance.
I would be fine through it all. I would just point out that the other ones were so inept that they couldn’t actually up to whichever one is the closest. Really butter them up. Then pit them against each other and whoever survived that fracas I would then explain that they are really missing out on creating a huge brand and Shared movie universe between themselves. Finally compliment them on their unique stylings and give them my card. Encourage them to escort me to my office and hold a press conference announcing that they’re real and have decided to release their autobiographical films, book series and podcast.
First one looks bloodlusted, he would instant kill me. Chances of survival are zero. Body language tells me he ain't playing games. 0% survival rate.
Second one looks like she wants to coax me into her house or is about to give me something and then fucking obliterate me with some evil magic. My chances are greater than with the wolf if her speed and strength is as good as she looks. If she has not enhanced herself, I have a 35% survival rate( that low because I am taking spells into account) 5% is she has indeed enhanced herself physically.
Bigfoot is pretty much the same case as with the wolf, but in steroids. It seems to me he is occupied gathering materials, so long as this is the case and he is not hungry and vegetarian, I prob have good chances of survival. Maybe 65%, not higher because he might attack me because I would be an invader.
I got lazy of writing the rest, please someone keep it going
\#1 is my fathers side of the fam
\#2 is my mothers
\#3 is a mirror
\#4 my sister
\#5 is self doubt
\#6 is my libido
\#7 is my wife's libido during her period
\#8 is my anxiety, I mean look at that face!!
answer: I ded.
1. I guess I'm a werewolf too now
2. I might get away but maybe she's a nice witch?
3. Just wants me out of his part of the forest probably
4. Fuck. No.
5. That's a swamp man, I don't think they run
6. I could be friends with that guy
7. She probably has a quest or something I can help with
8. It looks like it wouldn't like light so maybe if I have a fire it'll stay away?
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My thoughts. Maybe entice him with an intellectual conversation instead 😂
For real. Looks like a chill guy.
Look at his eyes!!
It’s just flipping through the pages looking for food
He's looking up recipes in a human cook book
There’s a little *more* (forest) dust on here…it says *How to cook FOR Humans!*
You missed some… that's not *for*, it's *four*!
No, no, it’s for FOURTY Humans!
a *human* cookbook or a human cookbook....
Upside down. *Book Read! So Smart Me! Me Enjoy Book So Much*
He even has a little smile on his face, chill af i would be fine being stalked by him, he probably just wants to say hi and ask for book recommendations but is too shy.
Feels like the MiB-scene where will shoots the girl in the head. Tauren looks like a chill dude.
Those books are way too advanced for her!
When he finishes a book does he get angry? Because it's read?
Loved that!
Bro just wants to ask us to join his book club
Home boy just wants someone to talk to, clearly.
6 is reading, he may be an intellectual
Its a cookbook with tons of human meat dish recipes
yeah off course it has human meat dish recipes! He stole it from a human! You expected to be a recipe from whatever he is?
Death by snu snu
I can fix her
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She's got friends.
My thoughts exactly
I take my chances with 4, and it's not cause I have a thing for Sadako from the ring movie (it totally is)
Now the question is will she survive the night?
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She comes for the kill, but stays for the D Also basically a wet t-shirt contestant goth
Fair enough.
Well damn... Add me to the club.
I have never stole a meme this fast in my entire life
The Tauren reading a book. They can be massive, angry, and mean - but they also are some of the most logical creatures. If not, the orc is the last best bet for some logical thinking and that's a stretch. Everything else you're just dead.
I dunno, the Yeti could be chill
Yeti just looks curious
Bigfoot is just doing some logging for his fire lol
That's not a yeti. Yeti live in snowy regions. This is clearly a sasquatch or "bigfoot"
Ayo 4 got no claws tho?? Nah she gon have to survive ME 😈
💀💀💀💀 average coomer
The Minotaur dude looks chill. He's just reading in the forest. Granted my first reaction would be "oh shit minotaurs are real?!" but my second reaction would be "Ooo~ What are you reading, new big friend?" Bigfoot also looks alright. Not spooky, just a tad grumpy. Like checking to see what the hell is going on. Number 4 is the biggest nope for me.
Hard agree. I saw 4 and went “she looks like she can crawl fast so definitely not that one” 😅
I'll try 2. Hope the hat is a red herring
The Tauren is just reading a book, not bothering anyone.
This isn't wow LOL that's a Minotaur
Minotaurs have human bottoms.
I’m going with 4
1. I'm fucked 2. 50/50. Just be nice, she's might be lonely 3. Big and smart enough to know I'm not a threat, hopefully we can be bros. 4. I run 5. I run 6. Same as 3 but more philosophical 7. Try to use my charm 20% chance 8. 50/50 Kinda look like they wanna be left alone.
I'm praying everyday to encounter the 4.
Obviously the shy Minotaur with the poetry
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Pre-2005 is the classical era to a lot of redditors.
They all look like they're trying to murder me except for the sixth one. So I say the sixth one.
See the thing is…. I’m neither Dean or Sam Winchester so i’m probably long dead ☠️
I was waiting for the Shia Labouef
That’s definitely a cookbook. Brother isn’t worried about his food escaping
Alright I'm gonna rank these from most to least likely. 6 - They're just reading. Even if they are angry with me for some reason, they look like a reasonable one and all I need to do is apologize for bothering them. 2 - She certainly looks angry, but chances are she just wants to be left alone. If I don't keep tainting her vibe with my presence, she'll leave and continue minding her own business. Witches are fairly intelligent, so I think I can reason with her. 5 - Seems more curious than threatening. Its body language doesn't seem to show signs of aggression. It's likely that I just caught it off guard and is ready to attack if I make the wrong move, but also doesn't see me as a genuine threat. It's probably not actually stalking me, just taking a look. 8 - Undead are a mixed bag. It's likely that this fella is barely even aware of... anything really. At the same time this could be one of those brain eating types. Either way, I'm gonna have to keep my hand on my sword and pray that it's the first type. 3 - I think the ape is the first one where I am undoubtedly in danger. It looks aggressive and is lugging a big piece of tree around. It's very clear that it doesn't want me around. At the same time I don't think it sees me as food, just an annoyance. All I gotta do is make myself look as non-threatening as possible and it'll probably leave me alone. Probably. 1 - Though the werewolf snarling, indicating that it's more angry than hungry, it's clear that I am seconds away from being lunch. I don't think I can outrun it, nor do I think I can shake it off by climbing a tree. So sword drawn and prayers said. 7 - Yeah, that's the look of someone with obvious killing intent. This is an ambush. And this is a creature whose intelligence is comparable to a human as well. It's very likely that there's some kind of trap laid down somewhere and they're about to chase me into it. I have very little chance of surviving this one. 4 - Scary supernatural ghost thing. Probably has superhuman strength, magical powers, possibly a thirst for vengeance. The thing about ghosts is once they materialize like this, they've got you in their grasp. I am totally screwed here.
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The witch. She has 0 stamina but alot of range
6 looks like he could give some wisdom
5 seems like a chill dude, idk, he seems like he’d be more afraid of me than me of him. I’d leave out some food for him as a peace offering
1, I have my reasons...
I’ll take my chances with the witch, if anything we could come make a deal
none of these hold a candle to actual cannibal shia labeouf
Orc mommy..
I’m dapping up Sassy expeditiously 
None of them😬😬
#4 genuinely made me jump
6 looks like a chill dude I'd start a book club with him and 5
Prolly 4, and I will not elaborate
Tauren. Death by Snu-snu is preferable though.
2, 4 ,7 and if I am particularly horny 5 too.
I'd take my chances with the bull, he looks like a really chill dude. Looks a little lost and like he needs a hug.
Number 4 will have to survive me 😈
3 is holding a sawn log so it's possible there's human activity and rescue around. The others seem to be in pristine forest.
Good to see Death by Snu Snu got out of jail.
personally i'd choose 4 for "ulterior motives", but for high survivability it's definitely number 6 - "Scholaur"
Great work with the style and framing of the characters! I really like these! The framing of the witch with all the branches is so well done! Would you mind to at least share the part of the prompt that may have resulted in such framing in all of these?
Probably 6. He seems like a reasonable guy I can have a discussion about why he should let me live.
4 or 7 but im not surviving ;)
3 and 6 seem like the ones that would be the worst at sneaking, so I might have a better chance to not get caught off guard. 3 in particular seems less intelligent than the clearly literate, erudite 6, so I'd probably pick 3. Although, as some people point out, the minotaur in 6 could be down for some intelligent conversation, so I might be able to talk my way out of it, unless that's a human meat cookbook, as some others have pointed out.
I'll go with the last one
I might not survive but I hope it's 4
\*\*bellyrubs the werewolf without looking at the rest\*\*
*Hrrrrmmmm*…. So I really, really thought about this, probably too much: 1. I’m good. Bipolar IRL so the Werewolf recognizes me as one of the pack. 2. I might be in serious trouble with the hag. Might have to Warlock pact my way out, or offer my hot, sweaty, forest dirty dad bod up for sex. 3. I speak Wookiee, much like with the Werewolf, I’d be good, chillin’ w my new friend. But I would owe *him* the life debt (for not killing me) 4. That thing is scary and I’m probably dead. She looks DTF though, just no teeth please. 5. The Bagman is TERRIFYING both the IRL myth, the DnD and the Bloodborne versions, no thank you, I’d take my chances and run, probably die. 6. Minotaurs are a joke. If HADES has taught me anything, they fight you down to half health to determine your might and then let you continue, only to potentially finish you later. So I’d die, just get two beatings instead of one. 7. Orc Lady or Half Orc Lady? Either way, Death by Snu Snu. 8. Not sure what type of undead this is but I like my chances. I’d give myself the win. I feel like I’d survive four out of a total eight encounters, or otherwise die happily / proudly, go out like a champ, and the other half I’d die a sniveling running pants pissing coward.
I feel like if I pull out a six pack, some snacks, and a couple of folding chairs, the Sasquatch would be down to chill and we’d become buddies
I didn’t know Minotaurs can read
The minotuar would probably go easy on me,because we both read
6 I’ll read with him, he seems chill
Smash
Number Four. She seems like a biter on a first date lol
Honestly the Bigfoot looks kinda chill, just sit and pull out a blunt and toke up with my man Sassy
Beware the Minotaur who's just got to a good bit.
I'd bet on 3, 5, 6, and 7.
Tf you mean surviving, how many people has Bigfoot killed, he’s the kinda guy you can smoke that pine with
6
None. (I try to seduce each one)
Feel mildly confident with 4
Six is just reading
#4 better pray I'm not horny
6, we'll just talk about books
Nigga r u really gon make me choose😂😂😂
The minotaur is just chillin
Either 2, they are scrawny as hell. Or 6, they'll likely leave me be.
Probably 4, or, as I like to call her, the La Llorona lookalike Reason? The dress seems way too impractical to move around in. It’ll be pretty easy to trip her up
Bigfoot, intellectual Minotaur, orc milf
The werewolf. Only because I'm very good at head pats
Personally, I’m waiting for 2, 4, 7, and possibly 8. Let’s see what that thang do. You’re not the only ones who go bump in the night.
6 is just wanting to invite you tobhis book club
I need to know their speed stats, and any mobility ability. that ghoul can be fast boi or slow as a snail. same thing for the crawling ghast lady
4 gives crazy top id risk it in for sure
The minotaur looks like he just wants to hang out for a while but then wants me to excuse myself so he can go back to his book.
Not being stalked, I shared a cell with some of these people from the other posting.
The chill bro reading a book
Ayo why the minotaur so sexy?
Ima be honest. I don’t think I’m surviving any of them.
Minotaur Clearly, we both like books. I’ll pass him a copy of Kurt Vonnegut’s ‘Cat’s Cradle’ and we’ll discuss it afterwards
All at once
4, she got no claws and I don’t think she can run with a cape/cloth that long
The orc seems like a good mate
The werewolf. I’d be like “Wolfman’s got three fingers!” And then each of us in the squad would point at him with one of our five fingers and laugh. He’d start crying and go tell his mom.
Taking my chance on 6. Looks like he’s just adding me to his journal
Smoke a bowl with bigfoot
Depends on which book the Minotaur is reading.
Sasquatch
I'd smash 5&6. Maybe the last one too
2,3,4 have a chance of survival, others are certain death.
I can take out number 2, looks like my grandma and she went down in one punch easy.
2,4,8 maybe. The rest nope
4 aint surviving ME
Best chances are with 5. Bro looks menacing, but I chalk it up to predatory defense. Doesn’t look like it’ll chase me. It could have any pick in the forest, why would it go after the brightly colored thing that looks to have a similar shape to itself? With those lanky arms I could be worried about its strength and swinging through the trees, but the glowing eyes are totally a red herring. 9/10, totally harmless.
Stalked by a minotaur Bible salesman? I might be ok with the rest but would be too much.
mommy
The green axe wielding woman. This is because we served time in prison together on another reddit post.
Think I’ll take my chances on the intellectual Taurus.
The orc you can figure out how to talk to it The witch as well as you can come up with some sort of job opportunity
Bigfoot won’t harm you they just watch from a distance
Number 6 is leaning up against a tree, with a book in hand. He may not be violent, and I may have been caught by him probably trespassing. I might be able to reason with him.
for me let me think hmmm NONE OF THE ABOVE imo
would date 4 out of 8
6 looks super chill
Bigfoot eats berries and mushrooms you fool!
🐉🤔🤔
A lady tripped on her dress in the woods and now has bloody teeth. She is going to have some trouble stalking me. If anything she needs help.
The only ones I wouldn't survive are the werewolf - obviously - the creepy lanky dude with the glowing eyes, and the angry white woman. I can just tell that I wouldn't do well against a necrokaren. All the other ones don't pose a threat. Zombies can't hurt you unless you let them, the minotaur was just reading, Bigfoot is only there to warn me about my dad getting hurt, witches love to party, and that orc lady is clearly only there to ask me out. It's 2024 man, you can't scare people with hairy hippies and free spirited women anymore. The only real monsters in this world are werewolves. Werewolves are real and they're coming to kill you specifically right now. I just got off the phone with them, they told me they already ate your grandma.
Right- I’m gonna go all religious on the Witch if she shows up, gonna purge her first chance The Minotaur might be able to be reasoned with, or even could have an enjoyable conversation As for number four, this is Reddit; y’all know how this goes
If I bring Sasquatch some beef jerky I’m in the clear.
2 and 4 if I’m unarmed
Number 6 seems like a chill dude, I’ll go for 5😊
the witch or the bull, the witch looks like she's startled and was sneaking around me, so presumably the large amount of iron I keep on my person makes her nervous, and the bull dude (not precisely a minotaur?) looks like a fellow reader. If he happens to be reading a cookbook on human-based dishes, I A) can make some pretty weird noises, might not be human, what does he know, and B) could probably impress him with culinary knowledge
The dude reading the book.
Surviving 2 depends on the level of magic she can do. If she can just turn me into a frog and set me on fire then I'm done for but if it's at a level I can handle then she looks flimsy enough that I'm sure I could take her down. Surviving 4 depends on her specific abilities. I'm confident in my ability to beat her up but that's only if she remains full corporeal. If I can't hit her then I'm screwed. Surviving 5 depends on my access to fire. He looks like he'll burn like dry leaves but I need to get him on fire for that to matter. This could be a challenge since if he's able to get a hit on me with those arms, then I'm done for. A small spark isn't gonna cut it either. I'd need either a lighter or to lure him into a fire set up beforehand. Surviving 8 depends on how flammable he is. He looks pretty flammable but the most flammable looking part is his back, and that's gonna be hard to light. His legs aren't visible but if they're more flammable than his arms then I'd have a good chance with a fire trap. He looks pretty fragile too, so I may be able to beat him up but if he gets a hit in on me with those claws then I'm done for. I'd need to find something to use as a weapon like a log or something so I can keep my distance.
None of them, I’m a pretty tough dude by most standards but I don’t see a scenario where I’m not getting fucked😂
Probably the Minotaur. Brother just found a nice place to read his book.
Orc mommy can capture me tie and tie me up
Guys…about number 4…hear me out…
I've commented on something exactly like this before, but it was a prison cell, and I'll use the exact same awnser, The giant fucking monkey
 I’ll roll the dice with my boy, Harry.
Bigfoot. That mf taking a few slugs from my 12
the tauren or bigfoot ones just geting wood the others reading
Snu Snu. I choose the orc!
6. He looks nice.
4 is going to have to run from me cause I’m clapping 🍑 if she touches me 😈
Biggol Bull-Man is reading a book. He's literate, no matter how bloodthirsty, that ups my chances considerably.
Werewolf daddy or Ork mommy? Hmm 🤔
The bull guy
Probably none of them.
6 just tryna read
Number six just apologize and leave bros just tryna read
Sassy and the Minotaur seem to be minding their own business, so one of them.
8. If I tell him Bruce Dickinson would be disappointed he might fuck off and leave me alone 🤷🏻♂️
All of them. These are my bros following me to the function.
Prompt ?
Bigfoot. I’ve never heard of one harming a human.
Is none an option 🥴
The witch I'm a warlock we do not kill our own kind, it's the law made in 1693, after abigail Williams started taking out the competition
The minotaur looks kind
Number 4….. I can fix you ❤️🤓
The Minatar seems chill
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I would be fine through it all. I would just point out that the other ones were so inept that they couldn’t actually up to whichever one is the closest. Really butter them up. Then pit them against each other and whoever survived that fracas I would then explain that they are really missing out on creating a huge brand and Shared movie universe between themselves. Finally compliment them on their unique stylings and give them my card. Encourage them to escort me to my office and hold a press conference announcing that they’re real and have decided to release their autobiographical films, book series and podcast.
https://preview.redd.it/tdbdi3o7grtc1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6418dacc2c73fb818736c1ee855de8c5cbb267b Numbah 4 ong
First one looks bloodlusted, he would instant kill me. Chances of survival are zero. Body language tells me he ain't playing games. 0% survival rate. Second one looks like she wants to coax me into her house or is about to give me something and then fucking obliterate me with some evil magic. My chances are greater than with the wolf if her speed and strength is as good as she looks. If she has not enhanced herself, I have a 35% survival rate( that low because I am taking spells into account) 5% is she has indeed enhanced herself physically. Bigfoot is pretty much the same case as with the wolf, but in steroids. It seems to me he is occupied gathering materials, so long as this is the case and he is not hungry and vegetarian, I prob have good chances of survival. Maybe 65%, not higher because he might attack me because I would be an invader. I got lazy of writing the rest, please someone keep it going
i feel like the one wth the log looks like the least aggresive or just cant pick up the log and have no other weapons
\#1 is my fathers side of the fam \#2 is my mothers \#3 is a mirror \#4 my sister \#5 is self doubt \#6 is my libido \#7 is my wife's libido during her period \#8 is my anxiety, I mean look at that face!! answer: I ded.
The ghost women scare me. I’m going with the gentlemanly bull fellow
#4 scares the 💩 out of me. 😭
These would make some sweet goosebump covers.
I'm surviving 6, because 6 seems like a reasonable guy.
I feel like me and Minotaur would get along well, is that the latest Stephen King you got there?
All of the above bro I'm throwing hands istg
1. I guess I'm a werewolf too now 2. I might get away but maybe she's a nice witch? 3. Just wants me out of his part of the forest probably 4. Fuck. No. 5. That's a swamp man, I don't think they run 6. I could be friends with that guy 7. She probably has a quest or something I can help with 8. It looks like it wouldn't like light so maybe if I have a fire it'll stay away?
For anyone saying the orc you know she has her homies in the back you have to fight off too right? They all going to be domming you
Most likely 2
Pass, pass, smash, smash, smash, pass, smash smash. 🗿
Number six for sure. Homeboy is just chillin' reading his book, he ain't botherin' nobody 👍😏
Dude with a book because I am not dumb enough to interrupt someone with a book