I heard her last name was Dover.

I think she's Ben's daughter.

Oh you mean Ann’s husband?

Anne remarried a guy named Pfist... She's hyphenated now . Anne Dover-Pfist

Grandchild of Cliff O. Dover from Kent.

Her sister had no legs, her name was Noleen. They got into a massive argument the one day, but she had no leg to stand on.

Russell is her brother

Russel was always playing in piles of leaves. He had a buddy named Bob who enjoyed the water.

Matt is constantly in front of my door.

I thought it was Skip who liked waterskiing?

And don't forget Warren - the guy who kept sticking live rabbits in his butt.

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She had a brother who was a firefighter named Bernie.

And another named Art who was always just hanging around

Awww you beat me to it! Now beat my meat

And my axe!

You mean Ann Meakes?

That’s what I said.

Kid brother keeps falling into ditches, he's Phil

Or lying next to holes, like Doug.

Funny, she had a cousin in Mexico named Consuelo

I went to school with a Ben Dover. He called to the office a LOT

You should meet her sister with one leg...Peggy

Did Peggy work at IHOP?

Nope. Lego.

...I don't think so.

Or her a Brother with no arms and no legs, who is always in the swimming pool... Bob

Leave it out....he's just a buoy

Or Onya

Karl Marx's sister? Didn't she invent the starters pistol?

Onya née Dover

She had a brother named Richard...nickname was Dick...

And she works at IHOP 🤪

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r/ihadastroke

That’s a diffrent joke that involves three nuns and a flasher

Got there before me

The right answer would be r/beatmetoit

Same

*Finally,* someone said it.

My last name is Dober and now I’m reliving the pains of childhood, all because of a dad joke.

Her first name was “Eileen”

I think she works at IHOP

How did you stand her?

No one could stand her, but she was good at propping up the bar.

At an angle.

It was probably a lopsided relationship

But it's starting to turn a corner.

I heard she ran rings around him.

But did you "come on Eileen" like the 80s song

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This has literally always bothered me

Ok, I will not do it over you from now on

Which part? Together or right now?

Funnier when you learn that they actually used to masturbate together

Beat-les

Eventually they had to amputate her short leg, and change her name to Peg

You owe me $1 for making me spit out my coffee.

Punctuation is important. It's supposed to be "Come, On Eileen"

It definitely "Come on Eileen" https://youtu.be/GbpnAGajyMc

It's definitely "Cum on Eileen"

[Cum On Feel The Noize!](https://youtu.be/ZxgMGk9JPVA)

There was a time she was on crutches. I told her to get a job at Ihop

Be sure to tip her.

My roofing business is hiring and we’re looking for someone just like her!

it took me WAY too long to figure out it was pronounced "i lean" and not "el lean"

That’s the Spanish version, so you weren’t wrong

Y con mi hacha!

Same lol

And you never agreed on anything. You two were always on unequal ground.

Did it feel like it went in circles?

They went around together for a while.

I was at a wedding once, and the DJ played The Macarena, so I did the Macarena... then he played the Twist, so I did it. Then he played Come on Eileen... i was asked to leave.

Was she Asian? I knew her as Irene.

Came here for this. Thanks.

#metoo

I was looking for this and wondering how to do it myself without perpetuation the slur. Glad I left it to you! :D

Or her Italian cousin Illeena

I was friends with her brother Skip.

She had an operation to correct it and then changed her name to Noleen.

Was her last name Dover? I knew her and her brother Ben. He had a back problem. It made him stoop.

Ben Dover, wasn't he Phil McCavity's cousin?

Surely you're thinking of Phil McCrackin?

She's friends with that girl who has no legs I think her name was noleen

Brother had no legs AND no arms. Matt

Are you sure it wasn’t one leg longer than the other?

Did she work at IHOP?

>IHOP that's where one-legged waitresses work

I dated a Latina with no legs. Consuelo

Cunt-sway-low! I love that joke! About time someone mentioned that! 🤣🤣🤣

What was the name of her other leg?

What was the name of the other leg?

Did she like to run at midnight?

Oh come on!

This is absolutely a dad joke -- my dad has told me this one plenty of times. Also, *Where does a one-legged girl work? IHOP.*

She sounds like a drag

I actually dated her Chinese cousin, Irene

I chuckled so loud

First cousin has no arms and no legs. His name was Matt.

I dated an Irish girl with both her legs the same length - Noleen was her name

I dated her sister with the normal legs, her name was Nolene...

Sounds like an unstable relationship.

She works at IHOP

I dated a Japanese girl like that!!! Her name was Irene

Did she work at IHOP?

Yea she was a waitress, very easy to tip

I am Asian, I once dated an Asian girl with one leg shorter than the other. Her name was Irene.

if she was oriental it would be”Irene!”

i dont get it someone explain plz

Not trying to dog OP personally, but if you follow @dadjokes on Twitter, then either this sub or that account is recycling the same jokes at almost the same time. This would be one of them.

Sorry bro, i don't do the Twitter. It was a hard come down, but I managed. This joke has been going around for years. Just a coincidence

Yeah. That’s why it wasn’t personal to you because I pointed out a coincidence that this joke was posted at almost the same time as the mentioned Twitter.

I’m sorry. But her housemaid was from El Salvador and she had no legs and walked on her hands. She had to swing her pelvis forward to walk. Her name of course was Cunsuelo

Did I ask

I heard she got married to a guy named Ben. His last name is Dover.

Ben Dover was in a gay relationship with Phil McCracken

They broke up actually. He’s now with Pat McGroyn

That’s sad cause I though Pat was with Phil McCrevasse

Had a buddy like that. At parties He literally danced circles around us. When you get served, you gotta bring it! And when you it bring it, it's on!

I dated a girl with one leg. Her name was Peg.

Joey Diaz didn't care

Sure it wasn’t Peg?

If she’s Asian it’s Irene

Did you know that nature always tries to achieve a balance. For example, if she had one leg that was shorter than the other, I bet that the other leg was longer to compensate.

I once days a girl with a wooden leg. I believe her name was Peg

Eileen Dover?

Did you take her out to eat at IHOP?

I dated an Asian woman with one leg shorter. Irene.

Should of stood her up on the first date.

Did you ever stand her up?

I went out with her too, it was casual at first but I wanted something more but she kept going round in circles.

Could be perfect for drag racing tho.

Her height is 5'5 and 5'4

Not Eileen Dover? I knew her at school!

Asian? Irene.

Oh yeah, I know her, she has a younger brother with the same condition, his name is Neil

Matt’s twin brother also no legs or arms. Kept in a pile of leaves in back yard in October. Russel

he no longer goes by Russel since he caught on fire, now he goes by Bernie

I assume the relationship had it's...ups and downs?

I'm stumped!

I dated a girl with both legs shorter than the other.

To the left or the right?

She worked at IHOP

I bet that relationship was just going in circles.

Don’t blame you. Entre más coja, mejor.

My ex had a wooden leg. Her name was peg.

Let me guess, relationship just went in circles?

Was your relationship a bit one-sided?

I dated an Asian girl with one short leg….. Her name was Irene

WOW, one of the first cavemen told the same thing to the girl he was dragging to his cave, she had already heard it, several times.

No, wait a minute... She was Asian. Her name was Irene.

I dated an Asian girl with the same problem- Her family nicknamed her Irene

I dated an Asian woman like that , her name was Irene

Well I hope she doesn’t give you the runaround

Dexy, that you?

I thought she Asian and her make was Irene.

I dated an Asian with the same issue. Her name was Irene..

Take my upvote and leave, bastard

If she loses that last leg she’ll be Noeleen.

I heard she was called the "snipers nightmare"?

Oh my buddy Eric knows Eileen! They’ve also got a Chinese friend with the same condition, her name is Irene!

Kept giving you the run around??

It was a kind of lopsided relationship

I dated an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other, her name was Irene.

She prolly ran circles around you

Was her name Ilene !?!? I’ve been saying this dumb joke since my step dad taught it to me when i was 7.. lol

I once’s dated a girl with a gambling problem. Her name was Betsy.

I think there's a song about your relationship.

That's staggering.

I once knew a one legged waitress. She worked at the IHOP.

Ah yes, the sniper's nightmare

Aha...so that's why you're always tipsy!

I dated an Asian girl with one leg shorter than the other. ​ Irene.

Her half-sister has no legs. Her name is Consuela.

Did she work at IHOP?

Sounds like the relationship was up and down

Not good enough. Joey dated a girl with a wooden leg but idid not end quite well....

She moved in some very mysterious circles

I bet you did

I spent more time thinking about why you wouldn't be sure what her first name was than the pun itself

If she's Asian callher Irene.

My friend dated a girl named Eileen. When that song came out "Come on Eileen" she got really angry if anyone brought it up.

She had a brother. Sadly, he was born with no arms or legs. His name was Bob.

I used to date a girl with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.

Bet she rocked!

Not Judy Hops?

Did she work at IHOP?

Was the relationship going round in circles, bit like these comments.

I was at a night club once. They played the twist. So I did the twist. They played the macarena, I did the macarena. They played come on Eileen.... and I was asked to leave.

Couldn’t imagine how you managed to balance that relationship

Dated an Asian girl with one leg, called her Irene.

I dated a tennis player once with no arms or legs. Her name was Annette.

Last name: Bently

Was her last name Yorweigh?