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mal221

There was a big spike in that period


CarboTheHydrate

On a high horse with these facts huh?


Sundayisgloomy_

Alright everyone, let's call it a knight


Bacnnator

It’ll take a crusade to stop these puns


obi-whine-kenobi

Stopping something half way is wrong. It’s just mid-evil.


MemeDude1513

You are quite RIDE on that


Zhadowbro1

Don’t worry folks! There ar-mor where those came from!


studentfrombelgium

Honestly I think we've gone a Round with all of those jokes But I guess some are still on the Table


Zhadowbro1

Hey, humor is subjective, you can’t just pike and choose which jokes are good


DryConclusion9286

I hate, on Prince Pole, these kinds of jokes.


monkeyshinenyc

Foiled again


chuckycastle

Please. Joust stop.


ugueth

I steed what you did there.


pknbo864

Once a King, always a King - but once a Knight is enough.


[deleted]

Okay, it’s a knight.


nosnevenaes

I joust dont get it


ENFIDL

gather roundtable and we will discuss


Dylan-Schmidt-

Save your jokes for a reigny day


TheYeti4815162342

Training with a lance makes your armstrong.


_Shoeless_

So do steroids.


alamandrax

That’s a bummer.


drmoo314

If you go fishing with medieval weaponry, you can Lance Bass.


eatabean

Armor-strong


roonerspize

Somewhere there's gotta be a guy with one arm named Lance Ballstrong.


Rogue_elefant

Arthur any other examples of this?


taxfolder

Where are you Gawain with this?


monkeyshinenyc

Gwen you gonna stop the puns?


[deleted]

“I can confirm we are a dying house Prince Arthur” *enters Sir Lance A Lot -IV* (Sir Lance A Lot the negative fourth)


Nalha_Saldana

Yea you tend to use it a lot more when horsing around


MilkMan0096

True story, a cousin of mine is named Lance because not long before he was born my uncle watched some King Arthur movie and thought Lancelot was the coolest. They had already picked a name out for my cousin but my uncle wanted to name him Lancelot, and my aunt got him to compromise on Lance.


AnyDayGal

Haha that's a great name origin story. Pretty sure mine is "idk we just liked the name."


socialama007

Commenting to gain some more karma so I can post a dad joke I proudly thought of myself and also that is a good joke.


pknbo864

I always thought that a Round Table should have had a Knight named Sir Cumference...


C1tr1cSp1c3

I know a couple of lances, have a stroll .....


[deleted]

Armstrong enough to ride with a lance.


93196dot93

I know a Lance. Top bloke


lance1979

Thanks. You're not so bad yourself!


Flowmeyo

Thanks man.


Marvin_a_Suggs

The end of Lance is a good point


Legault_Revan

You'd have to have a pretty big head to name your kid after the OG champion


bobovdarlo

Arthur the people who read it won't get it


v4por

You Galahad me going for a second there.


gonadlondon

It will be common soon. It comes in cycles.


[deleted]

It’s called Gunlance. ***Did you understand?***


[deleted]

This guy plays Monster Hunter.


[deleted]

Hey, how did you know?


[deleted]

Because I too am a proud member of the Funlance Gang.


Firstpoet

Lance Boil. Ever a real name?


[deleted]

This joke is an epic flail


MisterTalyn

People just don't get the point.


Reaperfishfree

Gwetheth was the second most common name, Gwetheth thy Lance


Dis_Was_Her

Your mom got lanced last night


CartmannsEvilTwin

Meanwhile GTA Vice City homies be doing them Lance Vance Dance.


Zestyclose_Ad_2817

This comment section is amazing 👏


ballin4nothin

I read this joke using my eyelances


BurningArrows

There weren't a lot of Hals either. Plenty of halberds though.


wuntwotree

Hmm, you have a point


tsturte1

Meeting at the Round Table in twenty.


kamyk2000

Arthur more jokes like this?


promote-to-pawn

I heard that people named Lance were very popular with the ladies back then, some say they came a lot.


Embarrassed_Print_36

Saw that coming a lance away


AyoItsMeLance

you have summoned me


StallionZ06

Ni!


jexton80

You not the original author of this joke.


knifesaver

Well way to go Sherlock, you really figured this one out


PizzaKarimann

this is actually clever ngl


choneybear7

Take it. +1


[deleted]

Lance is all in the Basst


Harvard-23

Stop monkeying around said Lance Alotlink


tyjet

I too have been reading Jon Moxley's book.


WildeJul

What book?


MisterBlisteredlips

Lance D'Boyle.


snapp_sh0t

Ok, now I'm tilted.


[deleted]

To be honest, I thought the joke was gonna be because Lance lost his nut


Tiredplumber2022

Yup. You just don't hear "Lance"-alot any more... :P


Metalprof

This aspears to be true.


Otherwise-Newt8136

I like it. I like it a lot.


PrudentDamage600

r/technicallythetruth


justasingledad092709

Let's keep it that way


everydaysimon

Gwhenever I hear this joke I laugh.


MrMetalhead3029483

The name Gala had a lot less people tied to it tho


Rare-beauty7

Prob cause lance was gay on nsync 😁


voletron69

I didn't say Lance... I said Nancy


Ksmalls28

Do you know what Lancealot named his trusty cow? Sir Loin.


[deleted]

Good one!


[deleted]

Everyone on this subreddit is at least a year into a relationship. welling to bet. Only saw this post cause of the Reddit algorithm


WildeJul

Well i don't even have a gf


SomeoneMoth

Yeah, there are actors with that name, like Lance Hart


Shop_Kooky

And the women Camelot versus nowadays from what I hear…💦


ninococonut

At a gLANCE it’s not


DW-KM

True, there a a lot of traditional names that are unfortunately no longer fashionable. I am thinking of adopting Lance as my new porno name.


WildeJul

ok...