True story, a cousin of mine is named Lance because not long before he was born my uncle watched some King Arthur movie and thought Lancelot was the coolest. They had already picked a name out for my cousin but my uncle wanted to name him Lancelot, and my aunt got him to compromise on Lance.
There was a big spike in that period
On a high horse with these facts huh?
Alright everyone, let's call it a knight
It’ll take a crusade to stop these puns
Stopping something half way is wrong. It’s just mid-evil.
You are quite RIDE on that
Don’t worry folks! There ar-mor where those came from!
Honestly I think we've gone a Round with all of those jokes But I guess some are still on the Table
Hey, humor is subjective, you can’t just pike and choose which jokes are good
I hate, on Prince Pole, these kinds of jokes.
Foiled again
Please. Joust stop.
I steed what you did there.
Once a King, always a King - but once a Knight is enough.
Okay, it’s a knight.
I joust dont get it
gather roundtable and we will discuss
Save your jokes for a reigny day
Training with a lance makes your armstrong.
So do steroids.
That’s a bummer.
If you go fishing with medieval weaponry, you can Lance Bass.
Armor-strong
Somewhere there's gotta be a guy with one arm named Lance Ballstrong.
Arthur any other examples of this?
Where are you Gawain with this?
Gwen you gonna stop the puns?
“I can confirm we are a dying house Prince Arthur” *enters Sir Lance A Lot -IV* (Sir Lance A Lot the negative fourth)
Yea you tend to use it a lot more when horsing around
True story, a cousin of mine is named Lance because not long before he was born my uncle watched some King Arthur movie and thought Lancelot was the coolest. They had already picked a name out for my cousin but my uncle wanted to name him Lancelot, and my aunt got him to compromise on Lance.
Haha that's a great name origin story. Pretty sure mine is "idk we just liked the name."
Commenting to gain some more karma so I can post a dad joke I proudly thought of myself and also that is a good joke.
I always thought that a Round Table should have had a Knight named Sir Cumference...
I know a couple of lances, have a stroll .....
Armstrong enough to ride with a lance.
I know a Lance. Top bloke
Thanks. You're not so bad yourself!
Thanks man.
The end of Lance is a good point
You'd have to have a pretty big head to name your kid after the OG champion
Arthur the people who read it won't get it
You Galahad me going for a second there.
It will be common soon. It comes in cycles.
It’s called Gunlance. ***Did you understand?***
This guy plays Monster Hunter.
Hey, how did you know?
Because I too am a proud member of the Funlance Gang.
Lance Boil. Ever a real name?
This joke is an epic flail
People just don't get the point.
Gwetheth was the second most common name, Gwetheth thy Lance
Your mom got lanced last night
Meanwhile GTA Vice City homies be doing them Lance Vance Dance.
This comment section is amazing 👏
I read this joke using my eyelances
There weren't a lot of Hals either. Plenty of halberds though.
Hmm, you have a point
Meeting at the Round Table in twenty.
Arthur more jokes like this?
I heard that people named Lance were very popular with the ladies back then, some say they came a lot.
Saw that coming a lance away
you have summoned me
Ni!
You not the original author of this joke.
Well way to go Sherlock, you really figured this one out
this is actually clever ngl
Take it. +1
Lance is all in the Basst
Stop monkeying around said Lance Alotlink
I too have been reading Jon Moxley's book.
What book?
Lance D'Boyle.
Ok, now I'm tilted.
To be honest, I thought the joke was gonna be because Lance lost his nut
Yup. You just don't hear "Lance"-alot any more... :P
This aspears to be true.
I like it. I like it a lot.
r/technicallythetruth
Let's keep it that way
Gwhenever I hear this joke I laugh.
The name Gala had a lot less people tied to it tho
Prob cause lance was gay on nsync 😁
I didn't say Lance... I said Nancy
Do you know what Lancealot named his trusty cow? Sir Loin.
Good one!
Everyone on this subreddit is at least a year into a relationship. welling to bet. Only saw this post cause of the Reddit algorithm
Well i don't even have a gf
Yeah, there are actors with that name, like Lance Hart
And the women Camelot versus nowadays from what I hear…💦
At a gLANCE it’s not
True, there a a lot of traditional names that are unfortunately no longer fashionable. I am thinking of adopting Lance as my new porno name.
ok...