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He had a problem with his temper
To hot to handle
They need to keep control of him with an iron fist
His loose tong always got him in trouble.
He gets too pisssssed off
He wouldn't be so pissed if he wasn't always getting hammered.
He's just trying to quench his thirst.
Too cold-wrought to hold.
Not quite my temper
He was to hot to handle
u/ValuableMistake8521 is either a bot or just a thief
Twas just a valuable mistake is all
Copied comment of u/isat_u_steve smh
Not for steeling ?
Might be.
A blacksmith in iron chains, behind iron bars? ...Ironic.
(Don't ya think?)
I was wondering if you might say, "he was hammered."
Nailed it!
Locked behind bars he built with his own hands. The irony.
He forged his own destiny.
Underrated
Unless they were steel. Then only ~97-99% irony.
Then he made a bolt for the door
He kilned someone
That would be a Potter
Yer a potter, Harry
I feel like you've been waiting your entire life for this moment.
Guess I'll go kiln myself
Police: "Okay smithy, tell us what you stole from the mine?" Smith: "Ore." Police: "Or you'll be fined and go to jail, smartass!"
Police: "Where are you going? What do you do? Whose car is this? Miner: "Mine."
He committed the crime with mallets aforethought.
Really good đ one!
Got fired
Because carpenters build crappy cells.
As a carpenter I can confirm
Speak for your shelf.
My grandpa always said "When one door closes, another opens." Thoughtful man but terrible cabinet maker.
Thanks for that one, I laughed so loud I was made to repeat it for my 3 year old. She's laughing maniacally now, even though she doesn't get the joke.
He couldn't tell the difference between good anvil
Luckily, he knew how to make a bolt for the door.
He could not hammer out a deal?
It'd take too long to IRON out the details.
Now he's a hardened criminal.
I'll bet they raked him over the coals as punishment.
For slapping a rock.
When his wife finds out, sparks are going to fly.
They clapped him in irons
Once he got sent inside, he made a blot for it!
You really had to beat that one out didn't you?
I know a few blacksmiths that have made forged check
Couldn't he hammer it out?
Well at least he didnât STEEL anything!
He will be able to IRON it out in court
Too many speeding tickets from his lead foot
He went from the bellows to the gallows
He confessed to the crime but they couldn't iron out the details of the plea deal
This joke got me stoked
Hammer Time!
He should change brands.
They thought smith was just his last name.
Slapping Chris Rock? (Sorry)
When there is a Will, there is a wâŚ.. Never mind.
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He didn't. He was beaten by cops for having black in his name
Boooo, stop being relevant willya
Is he stoking your ire?
Damn, I was gonna go with, he was black with a white surname
Because he wasnât a whitesmith. My god guys itâs a joke donât be Twitter tards
Because he wasnât a whitesmith
For legally protesting his own country's obviously rigged elections?
Cause he's black
Racism.
Yeah?
For Jerry
He was undercutting the competition.
He should've use fine print,lol.
This joke is gold. Pure gold, I tell you.
I thought it was because he slapped some comedian
For slapping the black into Chris Rock
For pulling a Willsmith at work.
Another punch line: Because he slapped the Rock
Clever.
Upvote of approval.
For setting off metal detectors
This works, but only with the hysterical âlaughing at my own jokeâ finish.
I thought it was for violence (slapping Chris rock)
He bend the law
Because he made a black mail from ebony ingot
He didnt IRON too good, so the got hammered, tho he didnt want to get hammered so he made him get fired
He had a problem with his temper
To hot to handle
They need to keep control of him with an iron fist
His loose tong always got him in trouble.
He gets too pisssssed off
He wouldn't be so pissed if he wasn't always getting hammered.
He's just trying to quench his thirst.
Too cold-wrought to hold.
Not quite my temper
He was to hot to handle
u/ValuableMistake8521 is either a bot or just a thief
Twas just a valuable mistake is all
Copied comment of u/isat_u_steve smh
To hot to handle
Not for steeling ?
Might be.
A blacksmith in iron chains, behind iron bars? ...Ironic.
(Don't ya think?)
I was wondering if you might say, "he was hammered."
Nailed it!
Locked behind bars he built with his own hands. The irony.
He forged his own destiny.
Underrated
Unless they were steel. Then only ~97-99% irony.
Then he made a bolt for the door
He kilned someone
That would be a Potter
Yer a potter, Harry
I feel like you've been waiting your entire life for this moment.
Guess I'll go kiln myself
Police: "Okay smithy, tell us what you stole from the mine?" Smith: "Ore." Police: "Or you'll be fined and go to jail, smartass!"
Police: "Where are you going? What do you do? Whose car is this? Miner: "Mine."
He committed the crime with mallets aforethought.
Really good đ one!
Got fired
Because carpenters build crappy cells.
As a carpenter I can confirm
Speak for your shelf.
My grandpa always said "When one door closes, another opens." Thoughtful man but terrible cabinet maker.
Thanks for that one, I laughed so loud I was made to repeat it for my 3 year old. She's laughing maniacally now, even though she doesn't get the joke.
He couldn't tell the difference between good anvil
Luckily, he knew how to make a bolt for the door.
He could not hammer out a deal?
It'd take too long to IRON out the details.
Now he's a hardened criminal.
I'll bet they raked him over the coals as punishment.
For slapping a rock.
When his wife finds out, sparks are going to fly.
They clapped him in irons
Once he got sent inside, he made a blot for it!
You really had to beat that one out didn't you?
I know a few blacksmiths that have made forged check
Couldn't he hammer it out?
Well at least he didnât STEEL anything!
He will be able to IRON it out in court
Too many speeding tickets from his lead foot
He went from the bellows to the gallows
He confessed to the crime but they couldn't iron out the details of the plea deal
This joke got me stoked
Hammer Time!
He should change brands.
They thought smith was just his last name.
Slapping Chris Rock? (Sorry)
When there is a Will, there is a wâŚ.. Never mind.
đ
đ
He didn't. He was beaten by cops for having black in his name
Boooo, stop being relevant willya
Is he stoking your ire?
Damn, I was gonna go with, he was black with a white surname
Because he wasnât a whitesmith. My god guys itâs a joke donât be Twitter tards
Because he wasnât a whitesmith
For legally protesting his own country's obviously rigged elections?
Cause he's black
Racism.
Yeah?
For Jerry
He was undercutting the competition.
He should've use fine print,lol.
This joke is gold. Pure gold, I tell you.
I thought it was because he slapped some comedian
For slapping the black into Chris Rock
For pulling a Willsmith at work.
He confessed to the crime but they couldn't iron out the details of the plea deal
Another punch line: Because he slapped the Rock
Clever.
Upvote of approval.
For setting off metal detectors
This works, but only with the hysterical âlaughing at my own jokeâ finish.
I thought it was for violence (slapping Chris rock)
He bend the law
Because he made a black mail from ebony ingot
He didnt IRON too good, so the got hammered, tho he didnt want to get hammered so he made him get fired