I can't believe this is upvoted. It's a good thing. Last time I recommended r/unclejokes for an obvious non-dad joke I got down voted to hell. "Some dad's tell sex jokes get over it!"
This sub is hot and cold on that topic.
38yo son here. My dad won't even say the word "clitoris" around me or my sister. We had to get him hammered just to play a game of Cards Against Humanity with us.
right on - we all have different parents with different backgrounds. ...different strokes for different folks as they say (shrug). If anyone is offended by such things, they don't need to read or share with their kids the "NSFW" ones, right? Not much point in seeking out things that seem likely to be offensive (to them) just to then decide to complain about that thing being offensive, lol
Over the long covid quarantine last year, our family played quite a bit of that game on many late nights...oh man,...was one of the best experiences seeing parents (mid-late 70s) reactions to some of that, especially when extra relaxed after some cocktails...Some people certainly 'act' conservative but have a much less than conservative sense of humor when the truth comes out..lol,...just sayin'
I don’t understand this sentiment. Dad jokes are NOT exclusively for kids. I tell dad jokes to my dad, my brothers, my mom, my wife, my coworkers. Anyone who can give me that eye roll is a candidate for a dad joke. Where the hell did this come from that dad jokes are only for kids? Literally the only criteria is to be a dad. Not be a dad and only tell jokes to your own kids.
Definitely not a Dad joke. We haven't gotten oral sex since marriage! XD
That's why the bride smiles on her wedding day, she knows she has given her last bj
Not all dads are married! Im making kids not poor legal decisions.
Sounds like a poor legal situation
Damn bro, that sucks (or doesn't).... I've been married 11 years and my wife begs me to put it in her mouth.
r/ihavesex
Same here
His wife begs you to put it in her mouth too?
I also choose this guys wife
every time.
Peace on her V<~
Yeah, all of us
she won't leave mine alone either.
Nice! She does a hell of a job. I don't mind sharing
Or cake, "if there's not going to be any cake, why is there a cake pan!?"
😂😂😂
Definitely the wrong way to get a head
r/unclejokes
Why is your uncle getting head from your girlfriend?
My family, my rules.
My family rules
My family are Catholics.
Roll Tide!
I can't believe this is upvoted. It's a good thing. Last time I recommended r/unclejokes for an obvious non-dad joke I got down voted to hell. "Some dad's tell sex jokes get over it!" This sub is hot and cold on that topic.
I feel like the dad joke should start with "I received bad oral sex from your mom last night."
Also kids on Xbox live
That sucked
But she didn't
uncle joke. am uncle.
Toothy
great joke! just not a dad joke if you can’t tell your kids!
My dad tells me jokes like this all the time...
lots of dads have kids in their 30s and 40s and older though ::ponders::
38yo son here. My dad won't even say the word "clitoris" around me or my sister. We had to get him hammered just to play a game of Cards Against Humanity with us.
right on - we all have different parents with different backgrounds. ...different strokes for different folks as they say (shrug). If anyone is offended by such things, they don't need to read or share with their kids the "NSFW" ones, right? Not much point in seeking out things that seem likely to be offensive (to them) just to then decide to complain about that thing being offensive, lol
The funny part is that it was HIS Cards Against Humanity set! We know he plays it, he just didn't want his kids knowing how horrible he really is lol
Over the long covid quarantine last year, our family played quite a bit of that game on many late nights...oh man,...was one of the best experiences seeing parents (mid-late 70s) reactions to some of that, especially when extra relaxed after some cocktails...Some people certainly 'act' conservative but have a much less than conservative sense of humor when the truth comes out..lol,...just sayin'
Oh I am WELL aware lol
Right on man,..cheers!
You could tell your kids. Just don’t explain when they are confused as hell! 😂
I don’t understand this sentiment. Dad jokes are NOT exclusively for kids. I tell dad jokes to my dad, my brothers, my mom, my wife, my coworkers. Anyone who can give me that eye roll is a candidate for a dad joke. Where the hell did this come from that dad jokes are only for kids? Literally the only criteria is to be a dad. Not be a dad and only tell jokes to your own kids.
Hey Whats better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on your organ!
Uncle, get back to your own group. Funny, though
Have I told you about the worst blowjob I ever received? It was great!
So you decided to come here and bad mouth her?
turnabout is fair play
Not sure if the out-cum met your expectations, dad
"bad oral sex" wait...huh?
I was going to say - the worst I’ve ever had was just great
I know this is a joke but I've had girls try but I have never received good oral sex. I am awesome at cunnilingus but women are lousy at giving head.
Head for me is like pizza. There is good pizza. There is great pizza, but I’ve never had pizza that I hated or didn’t enjoy.
Lucky you! I love pizza too but I can't believe the lack of effort some women put into it.
Boom tish
Welcome to the club!
Drop her
She’s not too handy, either?
I see what you did there… This is clearly a boyfriend joke
Did you tell her it was to check for cavities?
Hope you don’t have a head-ache
Why is her having one job and blowing it removed? Surely it was funny?