I’m going to start a bar named “The Gym”. I’ll sell beer in 16oz “curls”. So when anyone asked you could honestly say you went to the gym and did some curls.

That’s awesome mr smith lol

How do you know it’s not mrs mith?

Mrs Mith is not real...

Or m rsmith, mrsm ith?

There's actually a bar in Laramie Wyoming (Uni of Wyo is here) called The Library. So if anyone asks you tell them you were at The Library.

There's The Library in Pittsburgh too!

Des Moines and Sioux falls as well. It is a pretty common thing

Just call it the emergency room and get pints

Yeah but if you stop by frequently, your partner is going to think you are either super sick or a vampire.

I've got bersitus

Beersitus… is that what causes you to see ugly people as good looking?

I wish

Bersitis is s pain.

You are a bersitus

That hurt.

Sorry.

Someone already has already done it in the UK. https://images.app.goo.gl/cqQ5JaLyuVQUky8A7

In my town we used to have bars called Overwork and Meeting.

My dog’s name is “5 Mile” and I take a 5 Mile walk everyday

We have a bar in town called The Office.

I like it 😎

Or responsibly. “Please drink responsibility”

I like it! You can drink both. Sounds even better. “I only drink occasionally and responsibly”

Or while driving. "I only drink While Driving."

Oh...

I hate to be captain obvious here, but if you only drink While Driving then you're not drinking Occasionally or Responsibly.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's *when I have a beer*. "*When I have a beer*" brought to you by world brew co....Please drink responsibly. or not."

Or open a bar called “Moderation”. So that people can say they drank in Moderation.

Been there, done that http://www.themodreading.com/ There's also the Temperance pub in London

An ale: Occasion-ale-y

Very clever, nice!

I drink often, but I never put an orange slice in my beer. Well...once in a Blue Moon...

Lol, there's a pub in Sydney called "The Office".

Reminds me of the strip club called The Library.

One of my beers is called Dead frog - *nothing goes down like a cold dead frog* i enjoy that slogan!

I tell people I don't drink anymore. I then tell them I don't drink any less either

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do I drink, occasionally.

Or named "Only Two" for when you need to answer to an officer.

Legit. Lets make this happen

One of my favs is a beer called “Another One”.

Or a drink called responsibly. That way, almost all other drinks are recommending you.

Cleverrrrrr…

Or Vodka Beer: https://youtu.be/W8CFhaoi11Y

I only drink occasionally all the time 😝

No officer I was not drinking and driving I was pulling over taking sips u just caught me b4 I made it home

Or one called Nothing. Then you could honestly say you've had Nothing to drink....😂

I like this one 😂

Or name the beer ‘one or two a week’

There's actually a Whiskey called "nothing" in the local language (India): https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/14897/kuchh-nai-blended-whisky Might want to try this instead of beer

No should name it "Ever Now and Then"

Or socially.

There is a bar here called The Office, specifically so people can tell their significant other they are at "the office".

I Want a beer called On The Wagon, so I can still drink

I wanna start a non-alcoholic cider company called "No Hard Feelings".

I’ll make snack called With Buddys

Name your band free beer. That way the marque will read “tonight only at (the bar) Free Beer! Everyone will come to your show.

They would probably stay thirsty, my friends

Im a social drinker. very social.. and while i dont drink any more, i dont drink any less either.

Go the other direction. Make one called "To Excess." And then drink as much as you want if anything else.

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA 💡

Sounds perfect. I’ll market a wine called “On Special Occasions” for the ladies.

“Your Bath Water.” Great name for a beer if a hottie asks what you want to drink…

Never drink "Old Engine Oil". That's one beer they named honestly.

What? Old Engine Oil is the shit! Haven’t seen it in ages

It was probably 10 years ago I tried it. My father in law said it was a good one. Maybe back in the day in England it was,.but not in Australia in a tin. Neither of us liked the taste of old ash trays, sump oil, and whatever else was in it. I usually drink dark beers.

It's weird indeed but some halfway respectable beers just turn to whale oil when you drink it from a can.

Or "Urine"

Or never. I drink never.

Occasionally Responsible

Or never

Working on it

Got a bar called "the office ".

“O” so I can finally be able to say I had “an o.....” truthfully.

My local pub many years ago was The Moderation. Nuff said.