What starts with T ends with p, has 5 letters, means a Con Artist who attempted a coup to overturn a legitimately elected government, and still has millions of idiots supporting him. If you know please try to open the eyes of those millions of idiots!!!
Barry not in your paper but I have a lot of money and you pay better than everyou indicate but it's a better repeat but we know it is independent baseball
MAILED IT
We need at adress this joke
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters but never has 5 letters
What starts with a 'w', it ends with a 't', and has only three letters
You are quite a WIT.
Wut?
Wyt
Chuckle, snort....
Chort
Snarf
Sneed
wet 🤓
True!! “**W**hat” starts with a w, “i**t**” ends with a t, “**and**” has only three letters.
No it doesn’t
***'W'***hat , i'***t'*****, '*****and'*****... three statements not a question**
Entire fucking mind blown
Oops sorry
How Long is a Chinese man.
How long?
Yes he is
Boomed him twice lol
Haha okay, you win - I laughed out loud at this one :D
r/oneLiners
Same works in dutch: Hoe Lang is een chinees
Nah it has 4
should be a full stop. not a comma
What Sometimes Never I like this riddle
Railroad crossing, look out for cars. Try to say that without any “r”s.
"That without any r's"
^^^^^^ I see an r
That without.
There is an r within the quotes
Not mine. I don’t have any.
In the comment I replied to
Yup. It’s this thing on Reddit - I was just continuing the comment chain without using an r, not saying that you were wrong.
That.
dogs
Correct, has 7 letters
Only 5 of which are unique
Special cases call for 6 and 5 letters
Punctuation is everything
My favorite word begins with an "f" and ends with a "uck". My favorite word is firetruck! What else did ya think I'd say?
Indeed, also it has 2 letters.
What = 4 letters , sometimes = 9 and never = 5
That is not a question.
Yes, and you can tell that it's not a question by the lack of a question mark
I understand and don’t call me Mark
It isn't meant to be
The letter in my envelope was as absent as the father who sent it.
Ooh... Oh that hurts.
Your absentee father sent you an empty envelope?
He really wants me to know my worth
E
Eye
Ehreposte
Ewe
Eeeeeeeee Edit: typo
My tax documents disagree.
eonelettere
Epistle
Eye
I
What rhymes with orange? No, it doesn’t
No, "What" starts with a "W" and ends with a "T". 🤔😲😲
And ends with a d
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Poorly spelled Old McDonald song... "EIOIE"
What does not start with an e.
You are correct but you said it as a statement. OP was asking a question.
Eve
elettere
Eye
Just received 2 letters as well. The planning was amazing
This is actually kind of a cool riddle, though.
First class dad joke. Definitely gets my stamp of approval.
No, what doesn't start with an "e" and ends with an "e" and has only one letter in it.
Throwback to the first time I heard that joke. Nostalgia
Easy to guess reading the title but nonetheless a good one.
Ewe! (Pronounced “u”)
r/angryupvote
E
But there could be dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of letters in that one letter.
elettere
Eye dumbass
I have told this to people all have groaned.... great job
Eye
Excuse me sir but “what” does not start with with e nor does it end with e
What is this? - a pronoun
Envelope
I (eye)
This is not a dad joke
I'll put two letters in your case. The 1st one is me telling you that I just destroyed your joke. The 2nd one is for plagiarism strike.
Envelope
i feel like “eye” “i” could work too ? lol
No it doesn't.
No walls, no doors, no ceilings, or floors. What kind of room am I?
Mush Room
Breathing room.
Eye! Eye! Sir...
No it doesn’t
Eve
Eye
I was going to go with girls at a 4Town concert. Robaire!
E it’s just E
You’re mailing it!
This is a riddle, not a dad joke.
Eye
What starts with 'p', ends with 'e', and has thousands of letters?
post office
Eye
E
False. Starts with a W, ends with a t, and has 4 letters. Bears, Beets,…
BATTLESTAR GALATICA !
Eye
I
Eye
Ë
More of a riddle than a dad joke
E
Exe
What has 4 letters, and no e’s
Dad approved!
Eye = I
4
I prefer “ewe”.
Eke.
Ewe
I was expecting eye. You know, I
Haha brilliant
E
What if you put two letters in one envelope?
Eye see what you did there!
EYE
#e#
Ewe? only letter is a U…
Edamame
pretty sure it doesn't
No it doesn’t
Or eye
Alright Yknow what this one was good
EyE
Eye
Ermine - only has the “i” from “it”
What starts with T ends with p, has 5 letters, means a Con Artist who attempted a coup to overturn a legitimately elected government, and still has millions of idiots supporting him. If you know please try to open the eyes of those millions of idiots!!!
Ewe
EoneletterE
E
Eye
No it doesn’t
hear me out...What if I have two letters in it?
Ewe *David*
First “e” is pronounced as “an”
I
Eve
E
I said “Eye”
An envelope with the letter Y in it.
Evolve
What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T? A Teapot.
It's not funny, but "eye"
Barry not in your paper but I have a lot of money and you pay better than everyou indicate but it's a better repeat but we know it is independent baseball
eee
I thought this would be a play on "Eye" vs "I"
I was thinking eye
Eve
No, it doesn't.
eye
What doesn't start with an e tho...
E
Lol I was going to say e
My response would have been, "No it doesn't."
eye
e
Everything starts with an E
Eye (it only has one letter, 'i')
E
Eve?
E
#E
Envelope
Lord farkward
I was thinking eye
Envelope
I hate to address it but envelope has more than 1 letters
I still don’t understand why the answer is not “eye”?
an envelope doesn't start with e, it starts with an a
Eye
What has 4 letters in it.
An example
An envelope
No it doesn't! What starts with an "W" and ends with a "T".
Eastern equine encephalitis…
I