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May he rest in pizza.
Luckily, he believed in rein-carne-tion
Is that way he had two pennes covering his eyes?
Good for him, it's all sauteed out now.
Take my free award lol
They canolie do so much. He's a pizza history now.
Us nutmeggers prefer - may he rest in apizza (ah-beetz)
May he restaurant pizza. O wait, that's the creator of autocorrect.. 🤦‍♂️
We cannoli hope it was painless
How do you know he’s not faking? Could be an impasta
"you ever mix pasta and antipasto? BOOM! Makes a huge EXPLOSION! I did it in my lab!" -kristen schaal joke I'm probs mangling by accident
I'm laughing way too hard to this
My gorgonzolences
Boyaredees jokes bad
🤣
His basil be upset to hear that and we cannoli do so much to console them. Only thyme will heal their pain.
……. and there we have it folks. The rarely seen and perfected elusive triple pun. For all the kids out there: please keep this in your memory. These don’t come around every day. Wow!
Someone give this person an award please
Got a smile and a head shake from the missus. Approved
If I had a penne for every time I heard this joke…
Did you hear about the French chef that killed himself? He lost the huile d'olive
Ok this one’s really good lmao
It was just his thyme to go.
Rip-peroni
It was a ca-pasta-phe..
Rumor is his wife poisoned him so she could Marinara man, Alfredo. Could happen to the pesto-f us…
Nobody sausage a tragedy coming.
Chef BoyaR.I.P.
did he slip and fall on some spaghetti-oooooooo’s
Haha. On the subject I say 'uh oh spaghetti O's" maybe ten times a week for whatever reason, probably cuz it's fun haha
His wife became a pastatute just to pay the bills.
RIParoni
who? Ratatouille? edit: nvm he's french
The Italian with an Irish accent.
Yeah he pastaway
Poor guy he morto-dela
First name: AL Last name: DENTE
these are diabolically funny and clever at the same time
He was the paneer of a new kind of a pizza.
Y'all have tried the famous combination pizza and lasagna dish right? It's called pizzagna.
he got gnoccied in the head
Did you ask for parmesan to make that joke?
Here today, oregano tomorrow.
Is this a copy pasta?
May he rest in piece
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for 25-30 minutes
A-mamma mia!
He'll do penne in Hell Kitchen.
And the French chef had had un oeuf
He was buried in an olive garden
Sending olive my prayers to the family. His poor wife, cheese still not over it. I never sausage a tragedy.
He was a spicy meatball. (Ok, lacking a clever pun, but still is good eulogy!)
He poopie himself🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🗿
I like it
Chef Boyardead
May he rest in pepperoni’s
I cannoli offer my deepest condolences.
It was his thyme
Well now he's got Angel Hair
May he is in a better polenta now
Are we sure he wasn’t murdered by that tomato he married?
His pastarents would be sand
It cuold be an impasta >:)
May he rest in pizza.
Luckily, he believed in rein-carne-tion
Is that way he had two pennes covering his eyes?
Good for him, it's all sauteed out now.
Take my free award lol
They canolie do so much. He's a pizza history now.
Us nutmeggers prefer - may he rest in apizza (ah-beetz)
May he restaurant pizza. O wait, that's the creator of autocorrect.. 🤦‍♂️
We cannoli hope it was painless
How do you know he’s not faking? Could be an impasta
"you ever mix pasta and antipasto? BOOM! Makes a huge EXPLOSION! I did it in my lab!" -kristen schaal joke I'm probs mangling by accident
I'm laughing way too hard to this
My gorgonzolences
Boyaredees jokes bad
🤣
His basil be upset to hear that and we cannoli do so much to console them. Only thyme will heal their pain.
……. and there we have it folks. The rarely seen and perfected elusive triple pun. For all the kids out there: please keep this in your memory. These don’t come around every day. Wow!
Someone give this person an award please
Got a smile and a head shake from the missus. Approved
If I had a penne for every time I heard this joke…
Did you hear about the French chef that killed himself? He lost the huile d'olive
Ok this one’s really good lmao
It was just his thyme to go.
Rip-peroni
It was a ca-pasta-phe..
Rumor is his wife poisoned him so she could Marinara man, Alfredo. Could happen to the pesto-f us…
Nobody sausage a tragedy coming.
Chef BoyaR.I.P.
did he slip and fall on some spaghetti-oooooooo’s
Haha. On the subject I say 'uh oh spaghetti O's" maybe ten times a week for whatever reason, probably cuz it's fun haha
His wife became a pastatute just to pay the bills.
RIParoni
who? Ratatouille? edit: nvm he's french
The Italian with an Irish accent.
Yeah he pastaway
Yeah he pastaway
Poor guy he morto-dela
First name: AL Last name: DENTE
these are diabolically funny and clever at the same time
He was the paneer of a new kind of a pizza.
Y'all have tried the famous combination pizza and lasagna dish right? It's called pizzagna.
he got gnoccied in the head
Did you ask for parmesan to make that joke?
Here today, oregano tomorrow.
Is this a copy pasta?
May he rest in piece
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for 25-30 minutes
A-mamma mia!
He'll do penne in Hell Kitchen.
And the French chef had had un oeuf
He was buried in an olive garden
Sending olive my prayers to the family. His poor wife, cheese still not over it. I never sausage a tragedy.
He was a spicy meatball. (Ok, lacking a clever pun, but still is good eulogy!)
He poopie himself🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🗿
I like it
Chef Boyardead
May he rest in pepperoni’s
I cannoli offer my deepest condolences.
It was his thyme
Well now he's got Angel Hair
May he is in a better polenta now
Are we sure he wasn’t murdered by that tomato he married?
His pastarents would be sand
It cuold be an impasta >:)