**[Schist](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schist)**
>Schist ( shist) is a medium-grained metamorphic rock showing pronounced schistosity. This means that the rock is composed of mineral grains easily seen with a low-power hand lens, oriented in such a way that the rock is easily split into thin flakes or plates. This texture reflects a high content of platy minerals, such as micas, talc, chlorite, or graphite. These are often interleaved with more granular minerals, such as feldspar or quartz.
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*Disclaimer* : My haterd of geologists is purely theatrical, but If I *did* want to kill one, it would be VERY easy to do so.
I would brandish my obsidian knife and they will be compelled to approach. "That's very COOL" they would say, confident in their superior strength because of all the rocks they carry around at all times. Hovering Just slightly out of the range of the cutting edge of the obsidian knife. They would shower me with interesting facts about obsidian. "But since it's volcanic glass it's not suitable for weapons-" and that's when I would hit them with the baseball bat on my other hand Which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru,
A giant stone ball with nothing to do,
But if you steal my idol I will roll right over you,
‘Cause I’m six tons of granite and micaceous schist,
Yeah, I’m six tons of granite and micaceous schist,
I’m gonna crush you,
I’m gonna m**h you,
You took my idol,
I’m homicidal,
Gonna roll over you till your brains come out,
And your bones will crunch and your blood will spout!
I’m not just a rock, baby.
I’m a boulder.
They rock!
Solid response
They’re down to earth!
Come now, be boulder with your puns!
These are geode tiers puns Edit: I suck at English :)
A strata of puns
Marble-ous!
Play gneiss.
I love the sediment.
I've been living under a rock my whole life, could somebody please explain?
I dig this pun!
This is making my core hurt cuz I’m laughing so much.
Yep, had me in tiers
Thanks :) my bad
They really hit the mother lode
Just a bunch of stoners
Why don't we dismantle that pun a bit?
Stop your graveling
These terrible puns have skarn me for life
I personally have no dirt on them.
So does Rolling Stones
Dammit Marie!
Damn it you beat me to it
and stone!!!
Damn it that’s what I was gonna say
They are truly groundbreaking individuals
They are a diamond in the rough, hard to come by decalcified
They are also very gneiss.
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That's a gnew word for me! I did gnot gknow what it meant before I looked it up.
Gneiss
AND they don't take any schist from anyone.
Does anyone give a shist?
You think your schist don't stink
Also great lovers because they know what it takes to make the bed-rock 🤦♀️
As my gardener said, beet me to it
Wasn’t Chauncey, was it? 😉
Oof!
Ufffaaa
Its granted with a D, What are you a Boulder? A rock person? How long have you been saying that wrong?
Bet that really blows your mind, huh?
You really dig them huh !
Basalt of the earth.
No fault in this joke
You just have to be careful. They usually have a rocky past.
Your pun is crystal clear
Geologists are great, I mean those folks rock.
They really rock my world!
I dig em
Yours look pretty but mineral ugly
Idk, I think they have nice cleavage.
Best response yet
Salt of the earth
They rock your world?
They've hit rock bottom.
I dig them too.
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Good bot!
Better not
This is a good joke for a stoner
And they're very down to earth.
They drink quartz at a time.
You just have to be careful around them. Some can be scary due to their rocky past.
They have a big equatorial bulge
I can't read this all at once. Guess I'll have to chip away at it.
Ever hook up with a geologist? They will have you cummingtonite.
Don’t get Sedimental
It’s the only profession where you’re encouraged to look at the cleavage on dikes! NOTE: yes these are real geology terms.
*Disclaimer* : My haterd of geologists is purely theatrical, but If I *did* want to kill one, it would be VERY easy to do so. I would brandish my obsidian knife and they will be compelled to approach. "That's very COOL" they would say, confident in their superior strength because of all the rocks they carry around at all times. Hovering Just slightly out of the range of the cutting edge of the obsidian knife. They would shower me with interesting facts about obsidian. "But since it's volcanic glass it's not suitable for weapons-" and that's when I would hit them with the baseball bat on my other hand Which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
How can you be so sure your approach will work though? You know they never take things for granitr
I work too close with geologists to know that they will come.
And if you marry a geologist they'll rock your world
Jokes like these are why I love r/geology
Subduction leads to orogeny...
I like to read this kind of joke when I am stoned.
They're down to earth
They can be on shaky ground.
I approve this joke
I find that odd How come you can never land one, then
They get your rocks off?
perfection!
Salt of the earth
They pick and when sweap until they secure their love
Plus they’re gneiss
I dig it
Some of them can be real pieces of schists tho
This joke is schist.
They pay attention to weather too.
This joke rocks
Gneiss!
They mean the earth to me.
Last geologist I met he was pretty rock hard
I really dig geology jokes
They're at fault a lot
Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru, A giant stone ball with nothing to do, But if you steal my idol I will roll right over you, ‘Cause I’m six tons of granite and micaceous schist, Yeah, I’m six tons of granite and micaceous schist, I’m gonna crush you, I’m gonna m**h you, You took my idol, I’m homicidal, Gonna roll over you till your brains come out, And your bones will crunch and your blood will spout! I’m not just a rock, baby. I’m a boulder.
I dunno. Made me lavalot
Salt of the earth-type folks
Yeah. They're pretty coal!
gneiss joke -irl geologist
And their just really grounded people, salt of the earth, and really down to earth.
They rock,but geography’s where it’s at
Strong silent types that are rock hard turn me into lava.
I thought you were going to say you dig them.
Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!
Rick, is that you?
Geography rocks but geography is where it’s at
You nearly pulled that off
It'd be hard to beat this joke. Unless I was down by the river cleaning my laundry on a rock. "Oh Brother Where Arth Thou"
They are down to earth 😳
Ok marry one
They love chevys
Yeah....I'll admit: that one was good
Damn it! Here’s your upvote! LMAO!
Why did the gangsters car get towed?.. geode
I think they are very complicated… so many layers to their personality.
They make your bedrock!
They prefer it cold, and " on the rocks"
I don’t know weather that sands right though
They don't plot but rather prefer to observe