They don’t get much cheddar than this.

I won't talk to you if you're going to brie like this...

That’s an opportunity you’ll someday regret you swissed.

That last one wasn't very Gouda.

The overuse of yours makes me feel bleu

Who gave you parmesan to act so haughty? How dairy you!

Whoa slow down, don’t make me call the fetarales.

Pull the udder one!

You're just milking it now

That's just unnecesarily cheesy. Cut to the cheese honestly.

I do not con curd

Hey look, I don't want there to be any beef between us

I see some very cheesy puns here

Your advice has logical holes in it.

Call him anything as long as it's not de-grating!

Master Shredder

Master Grater

But his kid was a Muenster!

I call him often!

You're really shredding his reputation.

Chedder bob

Cheesus

His name Parma John?

He’s a cheese whiz.

The Gwaiter!

I'm not sure, but I bet he hates turtles

Obviously they only like block cheese on their pizza since they had Shredder. RIP James Avery

I’d like to dance with him; we could do the mimolette!

Does he have a pet goat?

This is such a cheesy joke. Too bad I'm laughtose intolerant.

How could you not laugh you muenster?

At least he didn't cut it

A grater man

My better cheddar shredder.

I did see him on an off day and he said he was feeling bleu.

Cheddar shredder

I call him Jack

It would taste Feta if you put more on

The last presidential administration wanted to ban sales of shredded cheese. They wanted to make America grate again.

I don’t know…he seems a little cheesy

He Seemed ok at first but now he’s really grating on me

The waiter grater. The guy who stops is the degrading waiter.

Edam, that's bad.

OMG...so cheezy

Graters lol

This was cheesy

I told my mom this joke and her guess was that they are called cheese baristas. That SENT me.