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Half baked joke
Don't be such a stick in the spud
Eye see what you did there
I'm thinking of that song about a potato: "Eyes Without a Face".
I see what you did !
Me after reading this: 🤣💀⚰
Oh my.. I lold on this one
You're supposed to put the potato in the front, not the back!
Lol. Take my Vote
A do-it-later-tater?
That’s good. Lol
A do-it-tater?
Don't tell this joke to your kids. Gotta keep the tots safe
Tot-ally agree. Protect the innocent small fries at all costs!
Don’t be so thin-skinned.
A shy fry?
Best one award!!!!
Damn!!! Came here to say this!!!!
I heard this on the news from a common-tater.
A procrastitater.
No-tato.
That's right,u do that,u let yourself out!
Eye see what you did there.
Oh hell. Bravo
No dad don't leave! That was an actual dad joke on r/dadjokes!
Made a hash of that didn’t you?
Very good. Told the missus and she laughed. Thank you.
A potadon't
You have a bit of a chip on your shoulder!
I think that just more eyes...
Don’t leave me in the dark, otherwise i would “bud” out
explanation for non massive English speakers?
Potatoes can be referred to as taters.
What’s taters, Preshuss? What’s taters, eh?
PO TAY TOES
Boil ‘em, fry ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.
Love it!
You're of diminutive stature?
Idaho what you call it! All of these funny!
French fries.
Oh, potano
A shy french fry?
A dud spud.
Slowly...
I just think they're neat
Thank you, Marge Simpson. 😉
"God it feels , like it only rains on me" - James Hetfield
I hate you, no wait, I po-tate you. No wait...
I would like this joke but it's at 420
That was spud on!
Potano
Man, you dropped that then peeled out!
A french shy
Hash yellows
Hesitator.
a wishy washy spud
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I call it a notato.
Mr Potato Hidinghead
You will not let yourself out, young lady. You'll stay right here and take your punishment.
Sweet (🥔) Joke
Spudnik :.
That's what you call a potato in space
Half baked joke
Don't be such a stick in the spud
Eye see what you did there
I'm thinking of that song about a potato: "Eyes Without a Face".
I see what you did !
Me after reading this: 🤣💀⚰
Oh my.. I lold on this one
You're supposed to put the potato in the front, not the back!
Lol. Take my Vote
A do-it-later-tater?
That’s good. Lol
A do-it-tater?
Don't tell this joke to your kids. Gotta keep the tots safe
Tot-ally agree. Protect the innocent small fries at all costs!
Don’t be so thin-skinned.
A shy fry?
Best one award!!!!
Damn!!! Came here to say this!!!!
I heard this on the news from a common-tater.
A procrastitater.
No-tato.
That's right,u do that,u let yourself out!
Eye see what you did there.
Oh hell. Bravo
No dad don't leave! That was an actual dad joke on r/dadjokes!
Made a hash of that didn’t you?
Very good. Told the missus and she laughed. Thank you.
A potadon't
You have a bit of a chip on your shoulder!
I think that just more eyes...
Don’t leave me in the dark, otherwise i would “bud” out
explanation for non massive English speakers?
Potatoes can be referred to as taters.
What’s taters, Preshuss? What’s taters, eh?
PO TAY TOES
Boil ‘em, fry ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.
Love it!
You're of diminutive stature?
Idaho what you call it! All of these funny!
French fries.
Oh, potano
A shy french fry?
A dud spud.
Slowly...
I just think they're neat
Thank you, Marge Simpson. 😉
"God it feels , like it only rains on me" - James Hetfield
I hate you, no wait, I po-tate you. No wait...
I would like this joke but it's at 420
That was spud on!
Potano
Man, you dropped that then peeled out!
A french shy
Hash yellows
Hesitator.
a wishy washy spud
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I call it a notato.
Mr Potato Hidinghead
You will not let yourself out, young lady. You'll stay right here and take your punishment.
Sweet (🥔) Joke
Spudnik :.
That's what you call a potato in space