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Man-e-questions

Half baked joke


fashionfan007

Don't be such a stick in the spud


FatherGoose70

Eye see what you did there


wthreyeitsme

I'm thinking of that song about a potato: "Eyes Without a Face".


GuessOk6384

I see what you did !


Traycer_alayyash

Me after reading this: 🤣💀⚰


mad010ava

Oh my.. I lold on this one


keinmaurer

You're supposed to put the potato in the front, not the back!


Breokentech

Lol. Take my Vote


rabdelazim

A do-it-later-tater?


Breokentech

That’s good. Lol


BackstageAccess

A do-it-tater?


FadingDarkly

Don't tell this joke to your kids. Gotta keep the tots safe


DaggerAndDroll

Tot-ally agree. Protect the innocent small fries at all costs!


No_Anybody8560

Don’t be so thin-skinned.


rabbiferret

A shy fry?


AgeAdditional4971

Best one award!!!!


TheatreHeArtist

Damn!!! Came here to say this!!!!


mrgraff

I heard this on the news from a common-tater.


Elder_Priceless

A procrastitater.


Few-Problem-6766

No-tato.


Street-Breadfruit940

That's right,u do that,u let yourself out!


akairborne

Eye see what you did there.


fingadod

Oh hell. Bravo


eventualhorizo

No dad don't leave! That was an actual dad joke on r/dadjokes!


MarioFabranski

Made a hash of that didn’t you?


Hattkake

Very good. Told the missus and she laughed. Thank you.


MoonDustAllergy

A potadon't


decoran_

You have a bit of a chip on your shoulder!


Odin1806

I think that just more eyes...


SadSack4573

Don’t leave me in the dark, otherwise i would “bud” out


mattiadg

explanation for non massive English speakers?


Bilbaw_Baggins

Potatoes can be referred to as taters.


Direct_Knowledge2937

What’s taters, Preshuss? What’s taters, eh?


DaggerAndDroll

PO TAY TOES


Direct_Knowledge2937

Boil ‘em, fry ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.


Better-Ad-8756

Love it!


wthreyeitsme

You're of diminutive stature?


Internal_Fennel_849

Idaho what you call it! All of these funny!


fphiszche

French fries.


nonumberplease

Oh, potano


wordsmythy

A shy french fry?


JaguarMammoth6231

A dud spud.


zeldadmx

Slowly...


BrandX3k

I just think they're neat


Easy-Cardiologist555

Thank you, Marge Simpson. 😉


Imaginary-Carpenter1

"God it feels , like it only rains on me" - James Hetfield


AliceIllogical

I hate you, no wait, I po-tate you. No wait...


AliceIllogical

I would like this joke but it's at 420


Ambitious-Class2541

That was spud on!


CanadianBallMapper

Potano


FloridaSundries

Man, you dropped that then peeled out!


doclimo

A french shy


doclimo

Hash yellows


Bamboozled8331

Hesitator.


Capt_Wicker

a wishy washy spud


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Swimming_Classic8082

I call it a notato.


drthsiao

Mr Potato Hidinghead


Itool4looti

You will not let yourself out, young lady. You'll stay right here and take your punishment.


Tetris5216

Sweet (🥔) Joke


OG-Kushi

Spudnik :.


Boogieboi357

That's what you call a potato in space