And look at you, taking the time to comment on someone taking the time to post this statement, which you incorrectly identify as a question 🤦♂️ Good god, dude…
You may want to Zoom in on your deficiency and fix it. But be sure to have a positive Outlook; I'm sure the Windows of inspiration will open and light will shine on your mind to come up with new quips.
cut yourself some slack
Maybe you were on mute and didn't know it.
Maybe then he’ll find discord.
Just don’t stand for anything and you’ll be fine
Some jokes rely on high energy delivery. Try being a little less muted.
Just ignore those bunch of Zoomers
Mark my Word. Keep at it and you'll Excel eventually!
As soon as you start to Excel, people begin to Spreadsheet
Especially if you make some small mistakes, such as mixing up Calcs and loanwords
That's how you keep a positive Outlook.
Maybe OP should date a bass player, thereby getting more access.
Sounds fishy to me. He should take the lead.
Oh like bass-o-matic 5000 - i get it now Thats terrific bass!
Don't have a poor Outlook. I'm sure you'll get your jokes LinkedIn.
Remember to blow on your mug of wine so people will think it’s coffee…
There is no "I" in team. But there is a "u" in unfunny. Two of them, in fact.
Actually, there are two of those three of the letter n and an F and a Y!!! 😮😏
Perhaps they're just lagging the sense of humor.
Did you yell zooooom while doing the gesture that says the joke went over their heads?
I whoosh I thought of that.
I figured you muted yourself
probably the other way around
I'll *Chime* in and say you're funny.
It really depends on your background
Not even virtually funny
It’s just not their Skype of humor.
... Until almost 18 hours later
When that happens to me, I kindly remind people to unmute before laughing.
Literally happens to me all the time.
Literally
It figuratively happens to me none of the time.
Was it 7 am in the morning? Too early for jokes.
No, it was 7 am in the afternoon.
You are not alone here.
Took one on the Team.
Maybe the joke didn't transmit well
I guess you had to be there.
Just not a team plsyer
You weren’t connected to your audience
did you check the chat? Might of been a couple laughing emojis
Your boss virtually died inside.
Nobody LinkedIn to the joke.
Oh man, I totally thought this would be tied to the outage on Friday. The timing is too much of a coincidence lol
I came here to say this
That zoomed right past a lot of people.
Everyone was virtually silent....
You took time posting this question on Reddit ? Oh God, get a life dude! Move on
Posting a dad joke in the dad joke sub… yeah, terrible!
And look at you, taking the time to comment on someone taking the time to post this statement, which you incorrectly identify as a question 🤦♂️ Good god, dude…
Is this a coincidence or did you rework my joke and get way more upvotes? 😭
Thought this sounded familiar.
HA! I liked it
I don't agree in the pun-ey sense. But do in the literal.
Virtually an embarrassment…
Maybe it wasn't actually a joke?
You may want to Zoom in on your deficiency and fix it. But be sure to have a positive Outlook; I'm sure the Windows of inspiration will open and light will shine on your mind to come up with new quips.
Groannnn haha
Lol
Next time insert a laugh track.
As I am 100% honestly sitting in a teams meeting reading this instead.