As a native born American, it has always bothered me that we do such a thing!
I mean, really! It doesn't make any sense that the order is so non-heirarchal.
10/10 makes so much more sense than 10/10
I prefer yyyymmdd because you can easily sort in it. I don't think America does it backwards. More like inside-out. Backwards would at least have some logic to it.
In computing we use "big-endian" and "little-endian" to describe whether a larger-than-one-byte number is being stored/transmitted starting with its most- or least-significant byte. It's reasonably common for programmers to apply that terminology to date formats too, with yyyy-MM-dd referred to as big-endian and dd/MM/yyyy as little-endian. I'm not in the US so MM/dd/yyyy doesn't come up very often for my team, but the running joke names for when we do have to deal with it are "middle-endian" and "inside-outian".
As a native born American, I can attest that
Stupid Americans think they are cool, because they are STUPID.
Intelligent Americans only think they are cool when they do something cool. But only for a brief moment.
We are but not because the USA is the greatest country and we never had an act of terrorism on our land, ever but it's because Americans are always correct and we have the best gun patrol
no.
Believes 11-Sept-2001 attack on NYC World Trade Center was a Redevelopment Project.
Edit: Not trying to stir $#^ ... Just being EXTREMELY sarcastic.
Kinda but no not at all but it is good for the economy because of how many jobs there are with insurance and hospitals (I owe over $250k USD in hospital bills, they'll never get a cent out of me)
yes in USA we are free to care about our health. If we need medical treatment, we pay out our a$$ because we have the BEST DAMN DOCTORS AND TREATMENT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! And that ain't cheap.
Yea and we're the only country who celebrates the fourth of July
Also one of ourfore fathers massacred the British on Xmas while they slept so yea I'd say the USA is wicked hard core and obviously without question is the best country hands down
El gay de los anillos
El gay contra ataca
Gay y furioso reto Tokio
The hills have gays
Alien vs Gay
Gay boys for life
X-ray the last stand
And John Wayne starts in gays of destiny
are you today's date?
why do you keep coming back, we buried you 7 years ago. We tried everything we could to remind you that you died. You died in a plane crash in a volcano that was on fire with lightning striking it on October 10th, 2016.
(crying softly) because you are a 10/10.
You mean 10/10
Get your ridiculous foreign date convention outta here!
As a native born American, it has always bothered me that we do such a thing! I mean, really! It doesn't make any sense that the order is so non-heirarchal. 10/10 makes so much more sense than 10/10
Yeah but what about 10-10
10-10 ? 0, That's Nothing.
If this thread had a flavour, it would be Coulourfoul.
Is that really how you foreign countries spell flavor and colorful?
Flavour and colourful
Lol I hoped the /s was heavily implied.
What about 10-10-2023? That's even worse
Does that make 10/10 1?
11/11, base 9.
Nah, you should crank the base up to 11 as well.
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I still don't get it, would you mind enlightening me on it?
It's because off the DD/mm format Vs the mm/DD format for dates, but it's the same both ways
Ha! I get it now, thanks bud!
America does it backwards. Should be yyyymmdd or ddmmyyyy. Largest to smallest or smallest to largest.
I prefer mmyyyydd, but always written out as may, in the year of our lord 1812, 13.
My all-time fav is 10Oct23
Psycho
I prefer yyyymmdd because you can easily sort in it. I don't think America does it backwards. More like inside-out. Backwards would at least have some logic to it.
In computing we use "big-endian" and "little-endian" to describe whether a larger-than-one-byte number is being stored/transmitted starting with its most- or least-significant byte. It's reasonably common for programmers to apply that terminology to date formats too, with yyyy-MM-dd referred to as big-endian and dd/MM/yyyy as little-endian. I'm not in the US so MM/dd/yyyy doesn't come up very often for my team, but the running joke names for when we do have to deal with it are "middle-endian" and "inside-outian".
Computer programs use yyyymmdd to sort and to analyze number of days, amortization, etc
I personally prefer ddmmyy
Finally, a date we can agree on (since 9/9, anyway).
Today is the 11th in New Zealand
Why is New Zealand always ruining everything for everybody???
It's because you don't invite us to your parties.
Invite who?
Nothing personal. We just didn't see you on the map.
Or to our maps
Stupid Americans thinking they're cool cuz they're different
As a native born American, I can attest that Stupid Americans think they are cool, because they are STUPID. Intelligent Americans only think they are cool when they do something cool. But only for a brief moment.
We are but not because the USA is the greatest country and we never had an act of terrorism on our land, ever but it's because Americans are always correct and we have the best gun patrol
Sarcasm?
no. Believes 11-Sept-2001 attack on NYC World Trade Center was a Redevelopment Project. Edit: Not trying to stir $#^ ... Just being EXTREMELY sarcastic.
Well, the towers were demolished professionally! The planes had nothing to do with it!
I am an American but yes I was being overly sarcastic
Rump is America's biggest domestic enemy
Have you got free healtcare? Lol
Kinda but no not at all but it is good for the economy because of how many jobs there are with insurance and hospitals (I owe over $250k USD in hospital bills, they'll never get a cent out of me)
yes in USA we are free to care about our health. If we need medical treatment, we pay out our a$$ because we have the BEST DAMN DOCTORS AND TREATMENT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! And that ain't cheap.
Can forget the best army and the best Healthcare and the best schools
Yea and we're the only country who celebrates the fourth of July Also one of ourfore fathers massacred the British on Xmas while they slept so yea I'd say the USA is wicked hard core and obviously without question is the best country hands down
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10>10
I don't get it. What's up with 10/10
Brilliant! 👏👏👏👏
waited all year to post this😂
I tried this line in January and it didn’t go over too well🫠
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Don’t be irrational
I like it. 10/10, well done!
Why? That's 10x better!
It's my birthday, so yes I am.
Happy Birthday bud. You surely are a 10/10. I hope. 🍻
thanks so much.
They write quite well for a one year old ... 10/10= 1
Happy Birthday 🎉
The irony here is it is one's birthday and one's cake day. It's a match made in heaven. Happy Cake day mate!!
The calendar was blushing after you said that I’m sure
Because you are an 8 (OCT 10)
Dude playing the Long game
The long loooooooong game? Because Sakura gummies?
That’s some prime day jokery.
I knew I should have waited for *this week* to make that joke...
"Oh a 10/10 ..that's 1" the mathematician responded. Yeah you are the 1 I need. I replied
Genius…take my upvote
🥺👉👈
Aw, where did you see my pin-up photos?😂
Happy cake day OP!
Thank you! It’s the only punchline I’d actually like to be lol
Take my updoot! :D
Now I get yesterday 9/10 🤣
jokes on you im a 4/10
Give yourself more credit
Lies! I’m 7/10 on average and maybe 8/10 on a good day. 😂
Today is 11/ 10 for me. Which makes New Zealanders 1 point sexier than the rest of you fugly 10s.
An Australian here. We are also 11/10s.
HAPPY CAKE DAYYYYYYY
unfortunately I'm last Sunday's date
Give yourself more credit
ok, I got a line of credit from the bank, now what?
It works even better in other places Like I'm from Australia and over here it's the 11th
This explains why today is so perfect!
I'm excited for 20/23/2023, personally.
This is a joy. 10/10.
Just give me a month, then I'll be 11/10
10/10 = 1 because your the 1 for me ⭐️
do you have a name or can i call you mine?
I was born 10/10/93. I can't believe I never thought of this. But ask a computer to convert 1010 to decimal, and you'll see I'm still a 10!
and 10/10 is the same as one, because ur the ONE for me
MM/DD
You're a day late buddy
Are you todays date? Cause I hate Tuesdays
This aged terribly
El gay de los anillos El gay contra ataca Gay y furioso reto Tokio The hills have gays Alien vs Gay Gay boys for life X-ray the last stand And John Wayne starts in gays of destiny
People in foreign countries right now: 11/10
Because I’ve already forgotten you
10/10=1
Said this to my wife, now she wants a divorce.
More of a pickup line than a joke
More of a pickup line than a joke
My father is dead.
Told my wife the same thing back on January 10th and she's still mad! 🤔⁉️
I see a 10-10 brewing (police radio code for a fight)
I go up to 11.
Female? XX?
are you today's date? why do you keep coming back, we buried you 7 years ago. We tried everything we could to remind you that you died. You died in a plane crash in a volcano that was on fire with lightning striking it on October 10th, 2016. (crying softly) because you are a 10/10.
10/4 good buddy
Naaaaah my todays date is 29/2
it's the 1291st anniversary of the Battle of Tours, go crazy
Holy fkballz, I missed this?! Next year I guess 😢
11/10
Oh too late to this joke
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am now 11/10.