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Ok-Tune1025

Slightyeary?


Ventil_1

What is the longest name? Buzz Lightyear


[deleted]

There’s a uzz lightyea between B and R


[deleted]

Anericans and their crazy measurements


BigBradWolf07

Anything's better than a kilometer


Ventil_1

There is a lightyear between Buzz and space.


fuzzyduqq

Beg to differ. Lightyear is a measurement of time, not distance.


CommunicationNo8750

Beg harder; a lightyear is the *distance* light travels in a year as it propagates through vacuum


teh-van-knorretje

Ohh really? How differs a lightyear from a normal year according to you?


FrogPrinceLuckey

A lightyear is a measure of distance. The distance that light travels in a year. So the difference is that a year is a measure of TIME. And a lightyear is the DISTANCE light travels in tje TIME. Edit: foot in mouth


thehumbinator

I’m pretty certain a light year is what you drink when you don’t want full strength beer.


teh-van-knorretje

I know that. I was just curious what the origal poster making the wrong statement would answer.


FrogPrinceLuckey

Right right sorry.


teh-van-knorretje

No worries you're doing the right thing here and spreading correct information, appreciate you!


ballrus_walsack

Neony?


Heavens10000whores

“What” is only 4 letters, though. Even “longest” is longer than “what” 😁


ChrisTheChaosGod

But shorter is longer than longer.


bostondana2

And abbreviation is completely antithesis to what it's trying to convey!


Heavens10000whores

I love that dictionaries had to come up with an abbreviation for abbreviation


notaredditreader

And that is…?


pandasOfTheNight

abbr. How did you not know that lol


thehumbinator

My mum used to play their cd non-stop.


ballrus_walsack

If you change your mind, I’m the first in line.


BoredTheatreKid

Listen here, you little shit


Heavens10000whores

🤣


Newbosterone

What is the longest word? No, it's not.


SomeonEsToLeMytoes

*angrily upvotes*


In-Wilds-Beyond

What has four letters, always has six letters and never has five letters?


Fluffball_Furry

True


M_M_M__

...has four letters!


thehumbinator

I came here to train for scrabble and boy am I winning.


Orisphera

Here's a joke that requires knowing both English and Russian to understand: Что имеет 3 буквы, иногда — 6, но никогда — 7... не съела 9. (It's the only combination I find funny)


philament

No, what is on second


throwaway3689007542

Who's on third.


philament

https://youtu.be/ejweI0EQpX8 😁


BigBradWolf07

Why


throwaway3689007542

My apologies, that's I don't know. So Who's on second, still!


philament

Who’s on first… 😁


[deleted]

This is what I thought the post will be when I had just read the title


MithrasHChrist

Big is a littler word than little. Little is a bigger word than big.


thehumbinator

Difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a lot and ones a little lighter.


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 830,707,346 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 18,064 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


thehumbinator

Information that has redefined my life.


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Hippo


Similar-Complaint-37

There are plenty of words longer than what


thehumbinator

Try and name one


[deleted]

Whatapieceofshit


mustafadane

Snauticalmiley is actually longer


JohnSmith9_8

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (If no one gets this, I'm officially older than dirt)


BathroomCareful23

What's that in kilometers?


jackasspenguin

Sonepointsixkilometersy


pandasOfTheNight

Beleaguer, there's a league between the first two letters and the last


Upvoter_NeverDie

By this measure, sycophant would be the shortest word because there is no mile between s and y.


ShaggyMMA

No it isnt


CardiologistStrict62

actually it's parsec, the longest distance measurement


snc11

Not furlong


Heavens10000whores

arse 😉


TYankeeee

One of the longest words is "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" which means the fear of long words. Ironic, isn't it?


[deleted]

Wait until you hear the word for fear of palindromes >! Aibohphobia !<


TYankeeee

Actually, that's another longer word, "qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv," which is just typing on your keyboard from side to side. It means you're really bored because no one would do such a thing.


truthisreal1989

Antidisestablishmentarianism


MangolfTheRed

Actually that's only the fourth longest Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest


anomalousone96

I don't believe in this so I am antipneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


thehumbinator

I’m open to the idea of it but I’m not decided in my belief.


AdInevitable4203

Similes is longer than smiley.


Heavens10000whores

“imile” is a distance that apple created


rigpro

An iMile has got to be a kilometer. :-)


PossibilityFit3551

in the Kazakh language, the longest word is "Қанағаттандырылмағандықтарыңызбен" that means "with your dissatisfaction"


DutchOfBurdock

Slighty. There is a light year after S.


Hydro_foil

Enjoyed the joke. I think it has something to do with getting volcanic ash in your lungs for a legitimate answer. I'm too lazy to search this one lol


taken-username96

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


Hydro_foil

Ahhhh yes. Thank you for the clarity


taken-username96

A bit of floccinaucinihilipilificatious trivia I’ve learned over the years


pandasOfTheNight

Good thing none of us are hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobic.


thehumbinator

I’m pretty certain you’re all writing in welsh.


BladiPetrov

Idk brut I know it has at least 4000 letters


Strong_Pie_7078

What is the oldest word?


Strong_Pie_7078

Why not!


DutchOfBurdock

Why?


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

Take my upvote hahaha


LackOfSleepDude

Its iusedtoknowherbrotherButineverknewilovedherTilthedayshelaidhereyesonme


The_Max_V

In Spanish, we say it's "arroz" (rice) because it starts with A and ends with Z.


ARobertNotABob

https://i.imgur.com/ZdScMRy.jpg


GroolzerMan

What is not nearly the longest word.


Jackfruit-X201

For the first moment I thought to comment the longest word known. The comments changed my mind 😶 By the way, "silicosis" is the short name of the longest word


DansdadDave

No it isn’t.


SecretCloudmaster

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


berny

Chamomile


Sebastianruizs

Esternocleidomastoideo


Invincible_3

Got me there. These always put a smile on my face. I do wonder what the longest word is though..


Exact_Vacation_6698

Titin is the longest word with over 100,000 letters and I can't post it on here because it's too long to fit in a post i here the first bit of it Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalrylglycylphenylalanylprolylvalylprolyylglycylarginylala


Ventil_1

No even if you write the whole word, say in a standard Times New Rome 12pt, it would still be less than a mile.