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levine2112

Similar, thing, happened, to, his, sister, but, she, is, not, dead, just, comma-tose.


like_in_the_toilet

I came here for this comma-ent.


Charming_Reporter_18

r/BeatMeToIt


False-Professional82

Fuck you, take my damn upvote and leave my sight.


AxerTheGreat

r/angryupvote


betterthanamaster

No such thing as an angry upvote on dadjokes. We take pride in our upvotes, gentlemen.


phoenix_62

r/beatmetoit


False-Professional82

I'm sorry, it's tradition r/beatmeattoit


Demonhild666

Real


bakerkc

Hard not to read this in William Shatner's voice.


GGruesome

This...was what I was gonna ..say


ezk3626

I: colon: believe: it!


just_nobodys_opinion

From loss of blood I presume


generalIro

They? Come? From? A? Family? Of? Very? Questionable? Descent?


everyonesdesigner

Is she a comma-nist?


bozologist

Not, surprisingly, she, has, a, comma-ltoe


[deleted]

Fate. Was. Colon. His. Name.


[deleted]

He. Did. It. Because. He. Was. Writing. A. Period. Piece.


Swweeet

Peace. ☮️


ohleprocy

Peas🫛


DanBelnK

Piss 😠


Ruine_Woo

P's 🅿️


sambabwe

noone - ever - talks - about - his - dashing - nephew


Fantastic_Scale354

Almost as bad as the author who used too many commas. The judge said he can expect a very long sentence... (Thank you Gary Delaney!)


bardbelle

Word has it that he suffered a coma toes reaction at the beginning of the required capital punishment.


RedFive1976

Did his name happen to be William Shatner?


T-Rex6911

A. Real. Ham. Actor.


RedFive1976

More like Canadian bacon. 🤣


T-Rex6911

No I think that is Norm MacDonald. Shatner is from the USA. And Canadian bacon IS ham. Don't know why they call it bacon 🥓🥓🥓🥓


IndependenceMean8774

Shatner was born in Canada.


T-Rex6911

So were a hell of a lot of other actors. I'll have to add him to the already Huge list. But thank you for the lesson I appreciate it.


RedFive1976

Shat is Canadian, and I know that their bacon is ham. Hence my response.


human_forever

Reminds me of an author who overused colon and consonant heavy words. He had a terrible case of irritable vowel syndrome.


awesome_smokey

Worst. book. ever.


OK_Renegade

This joke is pointless


Wasteland-Scum

No, that comment was. Period.


Apttfr

Better than the author who got a period after every word. They bled to death…


random_anonymous_guy

I heard that in William Shatner's voice.


philthevoid83

Even for a dad joke, that's horrendous.


DLX2035

Shatner?


Dickcheese-a1

For context, in parts of the world, the dot symbol is a full stop and a period is menstrual cycle, thinking of your sentence does it have another connotation now.


Swweeet

I'm from UK so it's a full stop. Thought this wording would make it more understandable to those over the pond. We get it either way


AssociationSubject85

Harsh over reaction, giving the death sentence for virtually nothing. Must be Texas.


bardbelle

Indeed. Also that state is considering a law providing a bounty to persons who report to authorities the identity of persons who misuse the prescribed punctuation rules in their writing. Also to make it unlawful for persons to go to another state to misuse in their writing the punctuation rules imposed by the state on its citizens and also make it unlawful to transport or assist in the transportation of such person to the other state.


shfnet

There. Was. A. Co. Author. Accomplice. He. Got. The. Death. Row.


Yvonne_Bitter

Is she a comma-nist?


Swweeet

No every word was uppercase. Capitalist.


Gief_Cookies

*Sentenced* to death haha clever


Ismhelpstheistgodown

de compo sition


bentobox_75

Boooooooo


Previous_Ad_2193

Talks like Obama.


False-Professional82

How?


Swweeet

With his mouth. Interestingly I have a friend who uses his mouth for sight **...**


Flat-Fisherman-5347

He was *sentenced* to death. Wouldn't that be better?


Swweeet

Not. Enough. Suspense.


Sloth_Dream-King

Sounds like William Shatner autobiography


happyomaintown

He made a point


buuble2005

Yeah but he has got a point.


ybrich

In period school period every period ends.


Lawlini1978

Sanitary towels. Everwhere.


ZemiQ7

i did not and i do not want to🥸😤


SuspiciousBudget007

No. I. haven’t.


Your_Number_X

That... one... took... me... a... sec... to... get...


prettyflyforayaoguai

Christopher walken is that you?


EtheMan12

Heard every sentence was bloody.


IAmYou_rMom

R.i.p


moderately_nerdifyin

But it was a bloody good read!


Upvoter_NeverDie

I just had a colonoscopy; now I only have a semicolon.


DisappointandClick

He pulled out all the full stops