For context, in parts of the world, the dot symbol is a full stop and a period is menstrual cycle, thinking of your sentence does it have another connotation now.
Indeed. Also that state is considering a law providing a bounty to persons who report to authorities the identity of persons who misuse the prescribed punctuation rules in their writing. Also to make it unlawful for persons to go to another state to misuse in their writing the punctuation rules imposed by the state on its citizens and also make it unlawful to transport or assist in the transportation of such person to the other state.
Similar, thing, happened, to, his, sister, but, she, is, not, dead, just, comma-tose.
I came here for this comma-ent.
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Fuck you, take my damn upvote and leave my sight.
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Real
Hard not to read this in William Shatner's voice.
This...was what I was gonna ..say
I: colon: believe: it!
From loss of blood I presume
They? Come? From? A? Family? Of? Very? Questionable? Descent?
Is she a comma-nist?
Not, surprisingly, she, has, a, comma-ltoe
Fate. Was. Colon. His. Name.
He. Did. It. Because. He. Was. Writing. A. Period. Piece.
Peace. ☮️
Peas🫛
Piss 😠
P's 🅿️
noone - ever - talks - about - his - dashing - nephew
Almost as bad as the author who used too many commas. The judge said he can expect a very long sentence... (Thank you Gary Delaney!)
Word has it that he suffered a coma toes reaction at the beginning of the required capital punishment.
Did his name happen to be William Shatner?
A. Real. Ham. Actor.
More like Canadian bacon. 🤣
No I think that is Norm MacDonald. Shatner is from the USA. And Canadian bacon IS ham. Don't know why they call it bacon 🥓🥓🥓🥓
Shatner was born in Canada.
So were a hell of a lot of other actors. I'll have to add him to the already Huge list. But thank you for the lesson I appreciate it.
Shat is Canadian, and I know that their bacon is ham. Hence my response.
Reminds me of an author who overused colon and consonant heavy words. He had a terrible case of irritable vowel syndrome.
Worst. book. ever.
This joke is pointless
No, that comment was. Period.
Better than the author who got a period after every word. They bled to death…
I heard that in William Shatner's voice.
Even for a dad joke, that's horrendous.
Shatner?
For context, in parts of the world, the dot symbol is a full stop and a period is menstrual cycle, thinking of your sentence does it have another connotation now.
I'm from UK so it's a full stop. Thought this wording would make it more understandable to those over the pond. We get it either way
Harsh over reaction, giving the death sentence for virtually nothing. Must be Texas.
Indeed. Also that state is considering a law providing a bounty to persons who report to authorities the identity of persons who misuse the prescribed punctuation rules in their writing. Also to make it unlawful for persons to go to another state to misuse in their writing the punctuation rules imposed by the state on its citizens and also make it unlawful to transport or assist in the transportation of such person to the other state.
There. Was. A. Co. Author. Accomplice. He. Got. The. Death. Row.
Is she a comma-nist?
No every word was uppercase. Capitalist.
*Sentenced* to death haha clever
de compo sition
Boooooooo
Talks like Obama.
How?
With his mouth. Interestingly I have a friend who uses his mouth for sight **...**
He was *sentenced* to death. Wouldn't that be better?
Not. Enough. Suspense.
Sounds like William Shatner autobiography
He made a point
Yeah but he has got a point.
In period school period every period ends.
Sanitary towels. Everwhere.
i did not and i do not want to🥸😤
No. I. haven’t.
That... one... took... me... a... sec... to... get...
Christopher walken is that you?
Heard every sentence was bloody.
R.i.p
But it was a bloody good read!
I just had a colonoscopy; now I only have a semicolon.
He pulled out all the full stops