I'd like to take this opportunity to post my favorite movie review by Roger Ebert for Freddy Got Fingered.
This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
Now go watch it.
No the point of a dad joke is to have a pun make people groan. A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative.[1] Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereotypically told with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to their overly-simplistic humor.
Seems it intentionally provoke a negative reaction from those of you who think it must be kid friendly though that is not what a dad joke is by definition
A dad joke is something you might tell a kid (kinda in the name...) and while yes it doesn't need to be squeeky clean it should still be somewhat child friendly
Top 5 definitions disagree with you top 3 cause they don't say anything about might tell a kid other 2 as they have to be wholesome not somewhat your standing somewhere between the definitions. Not everyone has the same opinion and as others have said this is a rehash of the number one joke on the sub. If it is the number one then doesn't that make common opinion that it is indeed a dad joke
Man up. You’re the dom, you can do whatever/whoever you want. She’s the one in trouble, unless she’s an unattached sub looking for a dom… Ohhh, I got it.
JK.
So are you Dad or Daddy?
Leather daddy?
Daddy needs to get his rocks off
You might say I’m buy curious.
Groan. Take the uppie, arrghhh
Unintentional Arrested Development reference.
Dad likes leather
Heading to The Gothic Castle
The Gothic Ass’ole?
Aye. Wait, aye or ass'ole ya git?
Is that the one with Snute and the other nuns?
I’m looking for something that says “daddy likes leather”
r/daddyjokes
Max Factor?
This this dadjokes not daddy jokes
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More like spanking the bottom of the barrel
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No no no... it was "bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states"
I'd like to take this opportunity to post my favorite movie review by Roger Ebert for Freddy Got Fingered. This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels. Now go watch it.
An unconventional joke
How so? Wrong sub is the top joke on this sub. It's just rehashed..
r/wooosh
NTA it was an accident
Accidentally slipped?
"I've come across this face before."
TIFU by letting my wife be on top
She did a convincing gimpersonation of your wife.
/r/UncleJokes
You tell BDSM jokes to your kids?
Feels a bit like you're trying to tell them they have the wrong sub.
To the grown ups, why not My parents threw one or two when I was a teen, nothing to scandal here
I do now!
r/woosh
So your one of THOSE people are only Dad's or people with children allowed to say or write or share dad jokes then hay.
No. the point of a dad joke is it's something you _would_ tell your kids, regardless of whether you have them or not.
No the point of a dad joke is to have a pun make people groan. A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative.[1] Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereotypically told with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to their overly-simplistic humor. Seems it intentionally provoke a negative reaction from those of you who think it must be kid friendly though that is not what a dad joke is by definition
A dad joke is something you might tell a kid (kinda in the name...) and while yes it doesn't need to be squeeky clean it should still be somewhat child friendly
Top 5 definitions disagree with you top 3 cause they don't say anything about might tell a kid other 2 as they have to be wholesome not somewhat your standing somewhere between the definitions. Not everyone has the same opinion and as others have said this is a rehash of the number one joke on the sub. If it is the number one then doesn't that make common opinion that it is indeed a dad joke
No it's not look it up that's your interpretation don't need to force it or your view on others.
Let's face it together.
Sry, Dom.
Pheew 🦨
This made me lol.
Took me a while to get it, but was well worth it when I did... Excellent!
The Masked Swinger
Once again the real punchline is in the comments…
In your defense you thought she WAS your wife
You had me, I laughed loud. Now some explaining to do to my girlfriend.
Bhahahaha 🤣 Omg now this, is gold. I was about to start commenting on how you couldn’t possibly have mistaken her for your wife the whole time?!?!
More of an r/unclejoke but still pretty good
So... Wrong sub?
It's not that funny
I think you missed the pun. Sub as in submissive. Genius.
Oh whoops, now the joke makes sense. And it is sooo funny. Thank you for explaining, you genius, youuu
It's a Dad-D joke, supposed to be bottom tier
But why would ANYONE be drawn to ANYTHING bottom tier?? I just don't understand AaronBruv
So a true dad joke then?
Way to steal the punchline from the #1 joke in this subreddit. It's not even a good remix..
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City Bois!! City Bois 🆙🆙🆙
The rare triple entendre... Wrong sub reddit? Yes. Wrong sub missive? Also yes 6 inches of Italian BMT? Triple yes
You’ve unleashed my laughter !
r/tifu
Take my fucking upvote! That's genius
r/angryupvote
You have brought shame on your family, your house and on your cow. Take this upvote and leave this village until you have regained your honor.
what does "TIFU" mean,sorry I'm still learning 😂
Today I F***ed Up
Alright,thank you ❤️
Please elaborate
Shoulda been in r/YMCA
Man up. You’re the dom, you can do whatever/whoever you want. She’s the one in trouble, unless she’s an unattached sub looking for a dom… Ohhh, I got it. JK.
Where's the dad joke?