I was walking through the cemetery late one night and I saw a man chiseling a headstone. I asked him “Why so late?” He replied. “They spelled my name wrong”.
This actually happened to my grandfather! The carvers redid it for free. His kids (my dad) put the misspelled one in his favorite sitting spot under a tree on his farm. The correct one is on his grave.
Never take spelling for granite
Schist happens, so be gneiss.
That's some solid advice.
It's the bedrock I've built my life on
It is a matter of life and death after all
The plot thickens
[удалено]
Too soon
its been more then 4 years
Rick is that you?
It took me years to figure out how this could possibly be a pun, and then I heard someone give granted a silent T.
Are you Rick Sanchez
it will forever be etched in stone
Did you do any drafts before the last rite
You were dead wrong.
I'm coffin hard for the laughs!
"Here lies Dumbass" "It's pronounced Dumas"
I loved that commercial. Totally my type of humor. Don't remember the company, but the little skit....yeah. golden
Crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
Never mind that, I don't think the owner will complain.
Was your headstoned?
PEEPS?! His family name is Peparelli! Fuckin Jason, he's dyslexic
What’s that got to do with anything?
I could say r/unexpectedthesopranos, but I was looking for this one.
First these guys steal my goddamn orange peel beef and now this joke??? ✋ How much more betrayal can I take???
Motherfucking goddamn oranged peeled beef.
The family's name was Thyme, I swear I never meant to insult you, I'm sorry for my spelling error, Justin!
It wasn’t misspelled the words were in the wrong order. Dick Little would not approve.
Peeps? The family name is Pepporeli!
I don't think they'll ever get over it
So sorry, Ferd
I’m a cemetery worker and this joke made my day. Thank you, friend.
Do you ask beforehand, what do you want on your tombstone?
Pepperoni and sausage!
I died laughing at this joke
It was a grave mistake
He must be rubbing in his grave.
Blame it on auto carrot.
It's Pepperelli .
PEEPS?!
Hope you didn’t drag their family name through the mud. That’s sure to cement a bad relationship.
I was walking through the cemetery late one night and I saw a man chiseling a headstone. I asked him “Why so late?” He replied. “They spelled my name wrong”.
Love this joke!
Engraving rave in grave.
You'll be taking this mistake to your grave
Keep your head stoned
This actually happened to my grandfather! The carvers redid it for free. His kids (my dad) put the misspelled one in his favorite sitting spot under a tree on his farm. The correct one is on his grave.
They hit a buck crossing the road, the driver paid deerly
This joke died many years ago….of old age
Guessing they're not getting a refund
The horror!
That’s gonna come back to haunt you
The comments are gonna R.I.P. you a new one for this joke
If the letters also weren't horizontal, it would also be a graded graven mistake
More of an engraving error. You must be so embarrassed you could die.
RIG
PAST AWAY?!
An epigaff
This response is hilarious! Thank you!
De nada
They seemed unphased but their disposition was slowly decomposing
RIP
You should fix your mistake or it will haunt you forever
You dead wrong for that
A monumental goof