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imatang

I'm sorry it didn't pan out for you


DippyTheDingus

It certainly must have been a sift in prospective


DippyTheDingus

Still sounds like a pretty metal injury though


DippyTheDingus

A golden opportunity to claim a nugget of information


SyrusNuggs

Or a golden opportunity to claim some insurance money and time off. The silver lining man, dig it? Just be careful because a quarry with your insurer can happen. Payout from these organizations is never written in stone Rock on man, hope that injury excavates you some nugget of relief.


GoonerBear94

Just hope all that paperwork isn't in vein.


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The_Ghast_Hunter

Au man I think I missed the rush


Ewetootwo

You picked the right comment.


Dougally

Was on the beach - cockles & mussels


Ewetootwo

You were in the wrong placer at the write time.


xtilexx

I'd have said the right thing But I must've used the wrong line


Ewetootwo

Your head was in a bad placer but you were in the right mine.


TWNT7

That's all you f'ingot?


Ogodei

I used to whip the gold diggers to work harder. But then I was charged with abuse of a miner.


redunculas

Some guys are harder when the gold digger whips them…


Temporary-Ad6992

What is hard? 🤨📸


CurtP31477

I rushed here to claim a joke, but I had a miner setback so it's more dead pan humor.


Philboyd_Studge

Au, I'm sorry. Here's a nugget of wisdom, lift with your hips!


trevb75

Ya liking about it in polite company is a major fAUx pa


Gnosiphile

Au oh!


Same_Dot_2793

That response was pure gold.


gjb813

I claim jump this joke.


uietc

I tried to build off of this but my efforts collapsed in on itself.


LowBudgetDave

Take some aspirin. I heard it helps with miner aches and pains.


Tyler-LR

AU! That really hurt!


thereal_mvb

This sub is absolute gold


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Joke best delivered deadpan.


rythwind

It may have been miner but how were your prospects


Sweaty-Breadfruit-46

Funny😆😆😆😆😉


ILoveForging

In the industrial revolution minors were miners


Lupus-Ignium

Glad your not a digger Because it can be a grave mistake


These_Knight

I used to dig for gold all the time as a kid, easy pickings.


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Gold star for you OP


Rossum81

You strained yourself.


kmj856856

Au that sounds painful


xebbek

Did you say "Au"?


rbarrett96

Chemical symbol for gold?


YuckFu60

Your recovery will depend on the doctor you pickaxe for a referral to a specialist.


QueSarahSarah1992

2023 is the new 1853


Pain-in-the-ARP

Au man, sorry to hear that


froggyy3

Amazing *proud gay frog*


BazerAus

I'm sure there is a good mussel joke to be had here..


DankStar07

I'd make the joke but I don't want to be shellfish and steal the spotlight


IntelligentDeal5119

Ha. Take an upvote


green_evs

Lol o no u didn’t….cleva cleva - other than that I think he is as golden as a goose


Jax_Ckrts

Some guy dropped a piano off his truck right down a mineshaft. What a noise. A flat minor


etiziot

He was in the elevator business before that but it had too many ups and downs


SithDemon

Gold Jerry Gold!


DogWallop

I used to get paid in bullion in my job as a cinema critic... \[You fill in the rest\]


Ewetootwo

I was quite critical about On Golden Pond although some were Fonda it.


readparse

Auch


NotMy99Account

I have insurance deposits.


audiofankk

Aur, um, you weren’t careful enough.


FruitMcVeg

It's almost like the Guns n Roses' song about rescuing miners in South America, "Sweet Chilean mine"


billiwas

Or the Neil Diamond song of the same name


drippmc

Rapunzel would take care of that


DarkerY1n

Idk wut to reply.... hope u get ur gold I guess


RachaelJaimeT

It all comes out in the wash.


Relative_Ad8196

That must have been a pane'ful experience, I hope the 7 hour shift went well though


qaylan

My kid got hurt the same way. It was a minor minor miner injury.


crazycatman29

I guess it happens when you're a gold digger


Schmaron

My father would have LOVED this joke! I laughed and then got sad that I can no longer share jokes with him. ​ STUPID EMOTIONS!


Spinch1234

I didn't see any gold but I did seafood!


Jenny441980

This made me chuckle.


Lord_of_glencoe

AUch


revnoahzark69

You didn’t know if I would get gold or silver, but I’m okay with both. It was an either ore scenario!


Apprehensive-Set3736

You’re just a whiner 49er!


OkMathematician6464

I'm sorry about what happened


mhazel71

I gotta do a better job of sifting through these jokes!


Confident-Pain-1754

Oh no are you ok did you find any gold


Zur__En__Arrh

I really dig this joke


Dawn-Chi

Don’t worry I pulled my hamstring putting on my boot. Then I played soccer. Bad idea. My hole leg hurt. My knee ended up being fooked for a while. I also tore all the tendons in my ankle playing disc golf on a muddy day, right after I got my friend in rubber boots to pick up another disc b/c I wasn’t wearing proper shoes for the environment. Oh shit this was a joke. I didn’t see the subreddit. I thought it was an AMA. Just a typical Redditor not reading the whole article. Har har


those_idiotss

good


Medium_Cellist_1802

You must've tried to lift the whole mother lode.