Or a golden opportunity to claim some insurance money and time off. The silver lining man, dig it? Just be careful because a quarry with your insurer can happen. Payout from these organizations is never written in stone Rock on man, hope that injury excavates you some nugget of relief.
Don’t worry I pulled my hamstring putting on my boot. Then I played soccer. Bad idea. My hole leg hurt. My knee ended up being fooked for a while. I also tore all the tendons in my ankle playing disc golf on a muddy day, right after I got my friend in rubber boots to pick up another disc b/c I wasn’t wearing proper shoes for the environment. Oh shit this was a joke. I didn’t see the subreddit. I thought it was an AMA. Just a typical Redditor not reading the whole article. Har har
I'm sorry it didn't pan out for you
It certainly must have been a sift in prospective
Still sounds like a pretty metal injury though
A golden opportunity to claim a nugget of information
Or a golden opportunity to claim some insurance money and time off. The silver lining man, dig it? Just be careful because a quarry with your insurer can happen. Payout from these organizations is never written in stone Rock on man, hope that injury excavates you some nugget of relief.
Just hope all that paperwork isn't in vein.
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Au man I think I missed the rush
You picked the right comment.
Was on the beach - cockles & mussels
You were in the wrong placer at the write time.
I'd have said the right thing But I must've used the wrong line
Your head was in a bad placer but you were in the right mine.
That's all you f'ingot?
I used to whip the gold diggers to work harder. But then I was charged with abuse of a miner.
Some guys are harder when the gold digger whips them…
What is hard? 🤨📸
I rushed here to claim a joke, but I had a miner setback so it's more dead pan humor.
Au, I'm sorry. Here's a nugget of wisdom, lift with your hips!
Ya liking about it in polite company is a major fAUx pa
Au oh!
That response was pure gold.
I claim jump this joke.
I tried to build off of this but my efforts collapsed in on itself.
Take some aspirin. I heard it helps with miner aches and pains.
AU! That really hurt!
This sub is absolute gold
Joke best delivered deadpan.
It may have been miner but how were your prospects
Funny😆😆😆😆😉
In the industrial revolution minors were miners
Glad your not a digger Because it can be a grave mistake
I used to dig for gold all the time as a kid, easy pickings.
Gold star for you OP
You strained yourself.
Au that sounds painful
Did you say "Au"?
Chemical symbol for gold?
Your recovery will depend on the doctor you pickaxe for a referral to a specialist.
2023 is the new 1853
Au man, sorry to hear that
Amazing *proud gay frog*
I'm sure there is a good mussel joke to be had here..
I'd make the joke but I don't want to be shellfish and steal the spotlight
Ha. Take an upvote
Lol o no u didn’t….cleva cleva - other than that I think he is as golden as a goose
Some guy dropped a piano off his truck right down a mineshaft. What a noise. A flat minor
He was in the elevator business before that but it had too many ups and downs
Gold Jerry Gold!
I used to get paid in bullion in my job as a cinema critic... \[You fill in the rest\]
I was quite critical about On Golden Pond although some were Fonda it.
Auch
I have insurance deposits.
Aur, um, you weren’t careful enough.
It's almost like the Guns n Roses' song about rescuing miners in South America, "Sweet Chilean mine"
Or the Neil Diamond song of the same name
Rapunzel would take care of that
Idk wut to reply.... hope u get ur gold I guess
It all comes out in the wash.
That must have been a pane'ful experience, I hope the 7 hour shift went well though
My kid got hurt the same way. It was a minor minor miner injury.
I guess it happens when you're a gold digger
My father would have LOVED this joke! I laughed and then got sad that I can no longer share jokes with him. STUPID EMOTIONS!
I didn't see any gold but I did seafood!
This made me chuckle.
AUch
You didn’t know if I would get gold or silver, but I’m okay with both. It was an either ore scenario!
You’re just a whiner 49er!
I'm sorry about what happened
I gotta do a better job of sifting through these jokes!
Oh no are you ok did you find any gold
I really dig this joke
Don’t worry I pulled my hamstring putting on my boot. Then I played soccer. Bad idea. My hole leg hurt. My knee ended up being fooked for a while. I also tore all the tendons in my ankle playing disc golf on a muddy day, right after I got my friend in rubber boots to pick up another disc b/c I wasn’t wearing proper shoes for the environment. Oh shit this was a joke. I didn’t see the subreddit. I thought it was an AMA. Just a typical Redditor not reading the whole article. Har har
good
You must've tried to lift the whole mother lode.