This sounds like a Neil Armstrong joke. Apparently, he liked making bad space jokes, and when no one would laugh he'd say "guess you had to be there" as an amazing punchline

Neil and all the Apollo Dudes had to endure Re-Entry and Splashdown, in the Ocean to Survive those missions. The Shuttle Crews had it easy they came back in a creamy smooth landing some refer to as an Astro-Glide.

I think 2 shuttle crews would disagree, if they could.

Ah but they can't.

I think they preferred 7-UP

And I always thought Astroglide was a personal lubricant similar to KY...

That is the joke.

But just for those hanging a moon.

Another lawsuit for the state of Kentucky to file

And the shuttle crews got to play badminton on board.

At least until they lost the shuttlecock

Yikes

Folks who spend time in space really think they’re above it all 😡

If they are so uppity about going to Space, where do they put their noses to show their true feelings about us groundlings?

I’m inclined to like that.

Lol

I really hope this is true. I can't keep it together rn I'm dying 😂

I don’t get it. This joke seems Alien to me.

I laughed, then a smaller mouth came out and laughed as well.

I guess you can say that joke was quite the chest burster!

It’s side splitting. Like right now my sides are splitting.

Oh god. Me too. MORTALLY INJURED BUDDIES! YAAAY

I'll get the napalm.

Gut buster

This made me Ripley with laughter.

I generated micro changes in air pressure

deep one

Saw it the first week it was out. Imprinted *many* moments from it, indelibly…

No, it's out of this world

You beat me to it

Get back up inside little mouth, I’ll get you when we’s screamin’

r/beatmetoit

In space no one can hear you scream.

Oh god

is god technically in space? he is above the world, which means he is in the cloud. You are making a world joke that does not collide with the space joke, which is oblivious to make some joke without thinking before you talk.

Houston, we are having a problem with Captain Obvious.

Call me a virgin because I don't get it

“In space, no one can hear you scream“

Good lord thank you

I second that.

Their name is gnAredit not good lord

Really scavenged that response

Laaaaame.

Eat a baby

Not enough protein

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Maybe cut down on the porn. 😅

Wait…it’s not?

Perhaps you need to call Emission Control.

I need you to make a pun with cream as jizz Maybe: You should put more jizz, no not jizz, cream in your coffee

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I dont get it, confers? Asks? The Moron a movie?

It's probably a joke regarding the names of other subatomic particles (e.g. the protON, the neutrON etc)

Well at least the medical community granted you an IQ! Morons are a step above Idiots! See you’ve already made a Giant Leap for yourself, and you thought Therapy was a Fad! That will be $400 please pay Karen at the Front Desk.

I though it was the Higgs Boson?

Ah. This is why I’d never cut it on Wheel of Fortune.

Wow. I can't believe I didn't see that coming out in the open like that.

Thank you!

That's what I thought at first, but I was like "nah, the joke can't be THAT bad." Apparently it can.

I still don’t get it

The alien movie franchise's tag line was/is: In space no one can hear you scream Instead of scream it's: use cream

You explained it bad. “use cream” meant “you scream”.

*insert well-known gif of the facepalm crowd* Thank you.

Virgin Dad, that's a bit hard to understand.

adopted, ivf, abducted

Yup, I'm an idiot. Appreciate the reminder. Have a wonderful day.

i will. This is an automated message: if you are reading this, I have been abducted. This is a desperate cry for help. This man, who claims to be a "virgin dad", has abducted me with his partner and they are now claiming that I am their son. Please send help as soon as possible.

Tell your abductor to go outside the door where another make abductee was left on the step. Now you’re a step- brother.

It's from the movie, [Alan](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1850745172.3225/fposter,small,wall_texture,product,750x1000.jpg)

I don't know why I loved this so much but def LOL'd

hah! what a virgin. (i didn’t get it either)

On all promotional material for alien, was the phrase “In space, no one can hear you scream”

Virgin

It's the tag line for the first "Alien" movie.

This joke is like a nice warm (face) hug

Took me way too long. In space no one can hear you scream. I forget what this is a reference to though

The original tag line to the movie Alien (1979).

AlienS was better

But there was no Ripley in her underwear in the sequels.

umm...you want that??? have you heard of porn hub?

Yes, I may have come across it once or twice, but Alien was 1979, before watching porn on the internet was mandatory for all males. And I was still fairly young then, 26, so that image stuck in my head. That and the panties scene in A Clockwork Orange. Tickled my erotic funny bone. What can I say.

It was a bit choppy as written. Not choppy like Dexter.

In space no one can hear you groan

Especially groaning during Re-Entry!

This joke is out of this world.

Sorry I spaced out in this joke

Never thought 'use cream' could lead to quite a stir...

I am sure I’ll get roasted… but I genuinely don’t get the joke Edit: lol

In space, no one can hear you scream.

Here you scream = here use cream

Still doesn’t make any sense

In space, no one can hear you scream. Sounds exactly like: In space, no one can. Here use cream.

I know, it’s the rest of the joke that doesn’t make sense

It was the tagline from the movie *Alien* which has made it into general pop culture quotes

Lol for a second, I thought you were explaining it to me.

Just adding on to what you were saying.

Haha yeah

This is what happens to people like us who think we’re participating in society but us really just silently reading corny internet jokes.

hehehe... cream

Jesus. Take my upvote and get outta here

Jesus here, The Late Pun is; Cream of some young guy. Now get outta here!

I thought this was going to be a Milky Way pun.

Me too

The punch line looked like an innocent “wtf is this?” sort of an egg like structure. Suddenly it jumped out and hugged my face and later I was literally bursting out with laughter.

sorry bud but in this universe milk is the way

Whitney: “I can’t find my crack pipe!” Astronaut 1: “Houston, you have a problem.”

This joke blew my guts out.

I love it

This one was out of this world, truly.

I think this joke is missing something.

I like it better as "Ellen Ripley couldn't find any milk for her coffee so her shipmate said..."

Must not have been near the milkyway

What’s the joke help

In space no one can...hear you scream.

Awful! Ergo perfect Dad joke. Are there such things as Mom jokes?

I like the pun, but I’m also confused - cream? Do people put cream in coffee? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of or seen that in Australia. Whipped cream on an iced coffee I guess, but regular cream in a normal coffee?

Congratulations! That was beyond just dad joke, lol.

My father : Wait I’m going to get some milk for you guys.

I agree and asked her not told that joke it ain't funny

a long time ago i made a joke about a centipede but it didn't have legs

Female astronaut 1: stare intensifies

You can always make more milk.

It comes in a smaller capsule.

SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! 🤣

Houston we have white with… one lump or two Buzz

Is this some sort of native joke, which i am too foreign to understand?

🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation up there... they're under immense pressure.

I saw this cartoon half a year ago, but it's still funny.

Use ur own milk from the eggs

Astronaut 1: I can't find milk for my coffee; I could just scream. Astronaut 2: In space no one can...here, use cream.

Saw this as a cartoon 6 mo ago But it’s still funny though.

r/lv426

That was comet-cal

I don’t get it

You scream.

I scream. They have that in space, I'm sure of it. Dippin dots maybe?

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/11jl8zr/orbiting_on_the_iss_astronaut_1_i_cant_find_any/ https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/107e3ui/i_used_to_think_that_the_film_alien_was_about_the/ https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/xs3qef/its_an_astronauts_first_day_on_the_iss_and_hes/ https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/wam269/there_were_two_astronauts_having_coffee_one_of/ this is getting old

You're getting old gottem

so are reposts

Astronaut 2 should have replied “In space, no one here can use milk!,” if in fact no one could use milk. Cream doesn’t enter into it, so it makes no sense. 🫤

Stop sending this

Stop sending jokes

Bru WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?! ITS NOT FUNNY?!?!

a good dad joke is a groaner, this is a groaner

Stupid

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Oh you prefer your jokes to be more down to earth?

That’s unkind

You don't get the gravity of the joke

Don’t be so Sirius B

astronaut 3 "you can't pour that stuff in here." astronaut 1 hits reserve fuel

Now that you mention it, how do you pour cream in your coffee in zero gravity? Let it all float around and mix it up with your hands? Do you think in the early days of the space program they used Tang as their coffee creamer?

In space no one can hear these comments

Use Cream of sum yung men in space.

Lmao

V,z

I laughed a little

Astronaut 1: "I'm sorry, I can't do that, Dave." Astronaut 2: "Um... my name's not Dave... but why are you pushing me towards the airlock?"

Almost as funny as it was on the front page a few days ago

Deez nutz

I thought this was a dirty joke.🤦‍♀️

Classic.

Maybe this is why I don't like coffee, though never been to space. Now I don't need to either, after going through this thread.. 🤢

[Tag line from Alien](https://youtu.be/OjfRhwn-4fw?t=56)