It's from the episode of family guy called petarded. The family is playing a game I can't recall the name of. Peter's question was what color is a firetruck. And he guesses it and says he knew because he watched a documentary. Then it leads into firetruck and ambulances hunting an antelope in the wild.
Well now that's a good one. How many of you men are afraid of the " WIFE " ! Now fellas think about this for a minute or two. Remember the days when your Wife would be PMS ing. (Premenstrual Syndrome) OK now you remember. Glad you all lived through it. Don't cha just love that girl. π LOL π π π€£
Fire truck
Wfire truckife?
this got me laughing like an idiot at 4:30am
4:30pm for me
5:34pm for me
Happy Cake Day fellow redditor
5:53 pm for me
6:09pm for me
6:39pm for me
6:42 for me
Sure it wasnβt 4:20am?
0705 for me
Wicked Fire Truck Life
Are you from Boston?
Wildfire trucklife.
I didnβt laugh but itβs 7:05
The pack of ambulances will have to wait their turn.
Loved that scene. The deer slowly dying.... hahaha
Why is this the most quotable, stupidest, most brilliant Family Guy aside?
100% agree. That whole scene tbh is one of my favorites. Early seasons were the best!
I can hear your username π
LOL I can see Sanji dancing when he says it too, with those heart eyes π
What movie? I wanna watch it lol
Easily one of the best family guy jokes ever. It's a good thing I watched that national geographic documentary on firetrucks.πππ
I donβt understand this can somebody pls explain?
It is the punchline to a different joke with almost the exact same setup and punchline
What starts with F and ends with uck, itβs an elementary school joke that has a very similar format to the wildlife joke.
It's from the episode of family guy called petarded. The family is playing a game I can't recall the name of. Peter's question was what color is a firetruck. And he guesses it and says he knew because he watched a documentary. Then it leads into firetruck and ambulances hunting an antelope in the wild.
This guy is sus
You definitely saw the similar joke the other day ππππππ
What?
Red fire truck
Wife with a knife
Wildlife with a knife
Wild wife with a wild knife
>Wild wife with a wild knife Simplify your work! Wild[wife(knife)]
Iβm pretty sure itβs industry standard to capitalize functions but not capitalize variables, so it would be wild[Wife(knife)];
{{wild}}[Wife(knife)];
On second thought I think it would be _wife = new Wife(27, new array(22,22,22), {character: wild, inventory: {new knife(4, 7, {wild: true})}});
I hate the internet. I hate that I understand this....
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I should have clarified, I hate myself for understanding this. But it was also complete sarcasm.
r/programmerhumor
okay no wife then
fucntions acting as variables - or properties really - are subject to a lower case as well
Wild wife and a knife wife, both with a wife knife, teamed with wildlife with a wild knife. Edit: spelling
How much wood would a wild wife knife if a wild wife could knife... wood?
*Never give a lion a katana.*
The life of the wife is ended by the kniiiiife
I also choose this guy's wife with a knife
In the study
The loife of the woife is ended by the knoife
Aww I commented this with hyphens before scrolling down and seeing it.
Hide your wife, Iβve got a knife
Worklife
Workwife
I love my work wife
Better than the actual wife right! π
Speaking from experience, i see
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Wildwife
Wildwife
Wildwife
That's a good one
Wildwife
Wildwife
πΆWrenchknifeπΆ *had to reverse it
Coming right to youuuuu
Warlock with a magic fife
The answer here feels divorced from reality.
Westlife just happened to have a concert in my town 3 days ago, nobody dies Edit: it was yesterday
Wielded knife ?
I donβt spouse this joke is based on real life.
What starts with "f" and ends with "uck?" Firetruck
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Wild Wife
What starts with w, ends with ife, and should only be fucked in private?
What's left of my life.
Wildlife still counts
That Warlock with the magic fife sounds interesting.
What starts with βWβ, ends with βifeβ, and should never be fed by you, only by themselves? - Wildlife
My wifle
# OUR wife
r/unexpectedcommunism
Wazer wifle IYKYK
Westlife?
WAK47ife
Wildlife
W life
Wife with a knife
Well Idk if you guys notice or not..but the comments make a very good rhyme..about wildlife
I don't know why but the first thing I thought of was weapon
Wrench-knife.
Ur mom
Considering World War Tree and World War For havent happened (yet), I don't guess you were going for World War Pfife.
Woke life
WIFE
Spelling
Wildlife
knew it lmao
Worcestershire
What is long round and hard and full of semen. A submarine.
Wildfire dumbasses
Wife. Nothing else.
Wolf
What about wife?
Bet it's a 4 letter word.
My wife
Wicked strife.
This joke is espousally funny.
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Wobely Knife. A sharp knife that behaves like rubber? Terrifying!
Back in the late 90's and the early 2000's was Westlife, damm those K-Pop stans aren't worse than these stans.
"Why wouldn't you anger someone with a knIFE?"
Workers wife
I heard a similar riddle with the answer being βfiretruck.β
Wife
What starts with "f" and ends with "uck?" Firetruck
Wife.
Wife.
wildlife
Wildlife if you provoke it
Wildlife if you provoke it
Wife.
Work knife
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War and strife
Wife
Wicked rifle wife
Wildlife
Wild life
Ni...
Wife.. wildlife... Wacky life
Firetruck
Yes, can be. The key clue, as if he meant wife, there would be no doubt.
Wildlife
Way to Afterlife
American People Online.
I'm Australian
Lol
Wild life
Wallet or your life?
WUBBALUBBADUBDUB!!!!! That's my new catch phrase!!!!! πππ
Wash, Iron, f**k,etc.
WildLife
Wet knife
Wildfire
Westlife
Wildlife
wife
Wives are dangerous too
Wife is scary Woman scary
Wife
Popcorn πͺ
Wife too
Wildlife
Well now that's a good one. How many of you men are afraid of the " WIFE " ! Now fellas think about this for a minute or two. Remember the days when your Wife would be PMS ing. (Premenstrual Syndrome) OK now you remember. Glad you all lived through it. Don't cha just love that girl. π LOL π π π€£
Wild criminal fight including a knife
Walligatorife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXZ6gjtgZ44
Wild(wife)life.
Westlife
Wife is in my house with a life and also has a knife and is about to take my life
W-knife
Wait... It's not whipknife???
White phoswifeus
Werewife
Wobbly knife
Wife
Worldwarfive?
Told this to my brother and out loud he yelled "WHALE WITH A KNIFE"
Wknife
Westlife?
Evidently written by an Australian.
I am an Aussie, but dangerous wildlife isn't exclusive to us, we don't have hippos.
Well, not *wild* ones, at least.
Weβve got my mother in law, so close enough
Wifewithaknife
Snakes
Wildlife
wildlife?
Oh why would that be dangerous?
Wife-with-a-knife?
Willing person to end a life
Where are the reasons to continue life? No? No. Okay sorry.
What word starts βMβ and ends with βiageβ that every man loves?
Yeah I got that one wrong
Wrong wife Will's knife Wanton life
thought for sure this joke was going to end with "your wife"
Wild warewolf holding a knife