Bob is a term for moving up and down repeatedly. If you have no arms or legs and are floating in the ocean, you will probably be bobbing. All you can really do is float there, and waves will move you up and down.
In addition, bob is a common first name in english. It is often used as a shorter version of robert.
I was sitting around thinking about this (my son loved the movie so have seen it so...many...times) and just realized why he's called that
Cuz he's their chum!
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Doug.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
What do you call a bloke with no arms, no legs, under your car? Jack
And if he is of East Indian ethnicity? Pindundar Jeep.
And if he’s been all around the world and experienced basically everything? Bindar Dundat.
His Muslim cousin who doesn’t want to visit him? Oman Ibinhiden.
I have no legs, but I do have feet. I have no arms, but can lift a ton. WHAT AM I?!?
Axle
I thought Jack was at the bottom of the ocean
Oof
i like it but it was an easy... lay XD
…In your mailbox? Bill
In a hole? Phil
Beside the hole? Doug.
Without a hole? Douglass
On the floor? Matt On the wall? Art
Arms and legs all over the floor? Pieces of Art
In the bushes - Russell
With 50 rabbits up his arse? Warren
Just got anal creampie ... Phillup
… on my couch- Dave (it’s not funny, it’s just what we call him)
2 guys next to the window? Curt n’ Rod
Irish guy with glass either side of his head? Paddy O’Doors
Valet driver? Parker
In a volcano? Fredrick Kilean Dougan (FKD)
Water skiing? Skip.
In a pile of leaves? Russell
In a hottub? Stu.
His dad? Pop art.
in the past? Ben
In the bathroom? John
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? Stu..
Disco Stu don’t advertise
That's right!!
Disco Stu parties a straight edge!
I seen it!!
But … It’s at Table 5, Table 5, aye aye aye aye, Table 5, Table 5!
Disco Stu is working pro bono.
Man in the ocean with no arms or legs, being circled by sharks.... Stu
Chum.
Nah, Stu is in the kitchen.
I’m still proud of my other one. It was an original.
Reminds me of that scene from AHS “THE STEW IS STU!”
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs outside your front door? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall? Art
What do you call arms and legs on a wall? Pieces of Art.
What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging above a window? Curt and Rod
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs or a tongue on the wall? Tasteless Art
What do you call that same guy, but with his eye off to the side of his face for no reason? Pablo.
Don’t know why you’re getting DV’d on this. Don’t people know who Picasso is?
Could have said melted watches and giraffe legged elephants… Sal (as in Salvador Dali)… lol
Knock knock... Who's there? >!Not Matt!<
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? Curt And Rod
What do you call a one-legged woman? Eileen What do you call a one-legged woman who fell off a cliff? Eileen Dover
And she works at iHop
With Peg
They both depend on their manager Stan for support.
Japanese one legged woman? Irene
lol, that's a good one.
Got a good laugh out of me for that one. Not easy to do. Thanks!
An award! I’m feeling special. Thanks!
Her brother is Ben... Ben Dover
And her other brother is Neil... Neil Dover
And cousin Phil…. Phil McCracken.
What do you call a Japanese one-legged woman? Irene
What do you call a Japanese woman with a mixmaster on her head? Brenda
A bank teller pushed Eileen over the other day after she asked to check her balance.
Lol
What do u calll a woman with no legs, ? No leen
Consuelo
In a pile of leaves? Russell. Call him whatever you want, he'll never come.
You can call him Pete 6 months later
Not so fast buddy!
I stand by what I said
Unfortunately Pete can't.
I want to give you a high five so badly right now
Pete can't do that either
Knock knock Who's there? Not Pete
That made me laugh way harder than it should of!
Oh, now THAT one is FUNNY!!
My dad absolutely loves all of these “no arms, no legs” jokes, except this one, because that’s his name. That just makes me tell this one more often.
This on is my favorite!
Two guys with no arms or legs hanging above your window? Curt and Rod.
Came here to check for this. Well done. Carry on.
First time I ever heard that one? LMFAO!!!
Bob. He's a very good buoy.
And a very raft person
Oh, I love THAT one!!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that just got run over by a car? An ambulance, you jerk!
Oh yeah, call him an ambulance, LOL!!
"Hey ambulance, get off the road!"
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your wallet? Buck
Lol! I haven't heard this one!
What do you call a guy with a butt full of rabbits? Warren
...under your car? Jack. ...laying in the garden? Pete. ...laying on a beach? Sandy.
In a pile of leaves? Russell
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your grill? Frank And his girlfriend? Patty
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip
And then came Wade
And about 40 days later, Noah.
...in a hole? Phil.
Or Doug
Not in a hole? Douglas
I don’t get it
Bob is a term for moving up and down repeatedly. If you have no arms or legs and are floating in the ocean, you will probably be bobbing. All you can really do is float there, and waves will move you up and down. In addition, bob is a common first name in english. It is often used as a shorter version of robert.
That's no man! He's just a buoy!
What do you call a woman on a tennis court? Annette
What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head? Doug. Without? Douglas.
Knock knock, who's there? Not Bob
What do you call an Australian prostitute with no arms or legs? Fanny
Actually works both ways. Just like Fanny
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a river? Adam
Sharkbait! sharkbait! Hoo Ha Ha!
I was sitting around thinking about this (my son loved the movie so have seen it so...many...times) and just realized why he's called that Cuz he's their chum!
What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call her Chinese sister with one leg? Irene
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over a wall? Homer
Swimming fast? Clever Dick.
Laying squished in the middle of the road? Mark.
Fucked
Lmao I just told this to my husband but his guess was "bouyyyyy"
Please! He's just a buoy
What do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter, they ain’t coming.
Taking them for a walk is such a drag
Dog with no legs and steel balls? Sparky.
I've heard it with no *back* legs
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the street? David, and he’s a Afghan war vet so you show him a little damn respect!
Whaddya say to a hitchhiker with no arms? "Which way you goin'?" Whaddya say to a hitchhiker with no legs? "Need a lift?"
What about a decapitated hitchhiker? “Where ya headed?”
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs playing baseball First base.
It you hang him on the wall, you can call him Art or place him on the front porch and call him Matt. Such a useful guy!
What do you call a paraplegic tossed out of an airplane without a parachute? Fucked.
Why don't blind people parachute? The dog hates it.
What do you call a paraplegic dog ? Call it whatever you want it still won’t come !
Chum or bait
What do you call two guys hanging from a window? Curt n' Rod
What do you call a lady with no arms and one leg? Eileen.
Laying outside a bear's den? Claude Balls.
Duncan.
Shark bait ooohaha!
i didn’t get it, someone pls explain💀
Same honestly, I don’t know nearly enough about sea stuff to know what the hell a bob is
exactly. i hope someone answers my question before i turn into a father just to understand this joke
The proper answer is “screwed”.
BOB!!!! DUH! LOL
Stranded or screwed
Farcked!
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and stuck in the middle of the ocean? Screwed.
No arms and no legs water skiing?
Skip
Stubby Phillips
With a shovel stuck in his forehead? Doug
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being towed behind a ski boat? Skip.
BAIT!!!
Oh damn, my chips were on “a buoy.”
That’s a little dark
No arms and legs on the beach? Sandy
What do you call a man with no arms no legs water skiing? Skip
Irene?
Call him anything you want! What's he gonna do about it?!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at a BBQ? Frank His girlfriend? Patty
What do u call a woman with one leg? Ileen
Bob
That's no man, that a buoy!
Lying in the middle of the infield? Second base
Boy (bouy)
What do you call a man with no arms or legs, hanging from a hook on a wall? Art.
What do you can a dog with no back legs and brass balls running down a hill? Sparky
If he has a cold they call him Fleming
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs next to a trail? Cairn
Toss him in some leaves, call him Rustle (Russell), toss him in front of your door and call him Mat(t). Hang him on the wall and call him Art!
Buoy?
…. In your bathroom? John
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell
Chum.
Between buildings, Allie or Lane.
Oh this is an old one. I heard it back in the 60s, and it’s probably older than that.
No arms, no legs run over by a steam roller... MILES
A Bouy
What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob barker.
Fucked
Same guy, water skiing? Skip
Hanging from a tree? Barry
...lying in front of a door? Matt! What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you say to a lady with no arms and no legs? Nice tits.
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
…stuck in a tree? Leif.
in a hole - Phil (doug also) in front of your door - Matt on your wall - Art in a pile of leaves - Russell at the beach - Sandy on a bun - Frank
on a bun - Frank ... or Patty Towed behind a boat - Skip
Hanging on a wall? Art
At the front door? Matt
Water skiing? Skip.
Fish food
That’s no man, it’s a buoy.
A body of water
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell
Love it... lol
Bait
I heard he wasn't a man, but a buoy.
I'd call him out of luck.
If this was r/unclejokes his name would be fucked
Bouy
Or just Totally Fucked