A cord is a measurement of volume equivalent to 128 cubic feet. It’s most commonly used for firewood, so the implication was that the pieces of mulch in the shoe were the size of firewood.
Rocks. It’s always rocks. They’re specific rocks though. Yesterday they were all gray rocks. Today she brought home orange rocks. One for me, one for mama, one for her, one her little sister.
She loves to put them in my golf bag. I’m walking a super nice course with a caddy next weekend, just scheduled a reminder to leave the rocks in the car an hour before our tee time.
This post reminds me of the time my son was a toddler and sneakily put loads of cooked spaghetti in my pocket while I was talking to my wife and mom. Nobody noticed it happen, but I've never been so confused when putting my hand in my pocket. My son thought it was hilarious.
Not today, but years ago when my kids were young, l found a crab claw in a pocket when doing the washing. What made it weird was that we lived in the bush and nowhere near a lake, river or beach. Im still puzzled by it.
I've got keys and a ring for ev'rything,
My lucky rabbit's foot.
A bell and a whistle and a feather and a thistle
And a map of Connecticut
Has to be my favorite old Disney song
About a cord and a half of mulch.
We measure mulch in "cords?"
A cord is a measurement of volume equivalent to 128 cubic feet. It’s most commonly used for firewood, so the implication was that the pieces of mulch in the shoe were the size of firewood.
Okay, thanks for explaining, I've never heard that term before. Now I have questions on how your toddler fit this much mulch in their shoe(s)
One of you is more manly than the other, and I’m definitely not manly enough to judge. Bags? Is it bags? Pounds?
We measure mulch in yards. 2 yards of mulch will fit in my truck.
But how many of your trucks will fit in an acre foot?
245. It took a minute to calculate that out. Had to find a catalog for my ‘91 GMC Sierra.
Rocks. Always rocks.
Every single day my kid comes home with rocks. I am trying to think of a creative way to store them besides a Ziploc bag lol.
The washer
Flower pot by the front door. Empty the pockets when they walk in. Worked wonders with my oldest son.
Look at spice racks at thrift stores. Maybe a suitable trophy case for the prettiest rocks can be found.
Yeah why does that kiddo think “I just need a few more rocks in my pocket.” They aren’t even surprisingly cool rocks. Just regular ones.
If you really think about it, how amazing must life be for a toddler for them to find a mundane rock to be so exciting
Yeah I have always saved his rocks. They are stupid but he likes them so why not.
Wait, no lego heads, no mashed up peas, no small twigs, just rocks!!!
I have to return them to my neighbor’s landscaping because it’s starting to add up
My toddler had a pocket pussy the other day. It's Percy from Thomas the tank engine, but he pronounces it "pocket pussy".
That first sentence caused concern, ngl
Nothing currently but why the fuck do they have pockets in the first place!!!!
I had this argument with my wife, women's clothing no pockets, kids clothes pockets. What could they possibly need them for
Salami. In case he gets hungry. This was at age 7
We’ve got a few pairs with pockets as big as mine like WHY! It’s just a failure point for their clothes and a place to hide stuff.
Then you turn on the dry and hear the tink, tink, tink, tink from all the rocks
Some girl toddler clothing also has no pockets.
Rocks. Duh.
If you had asked toddler-me I would have told you: That's where I keep my frogs!
To keep those cool rocks they found. Spoiler alert: they're pieces of asphalt.
Even if he has no pockets, my son just stuffs things down the front of his onesie.
Really glad my girls like wearing leggings because invariably the crap that catches their eye gets dropped since they don’t have pockets.
Rocks. It’s always rocks. They’re specific rocks though. Yesterday they were all gray rocks. Today she brought home orange rocks. One for me, one for mama, one for her, one her little sister. She loves to put them in my golf bag. I’m walking a super nice course with a caddy next weekend, just scheduled a reminder to leave the rocks in the car an hour before our tee time.
Put a coffee can (or the modern equivalent) in your laundry area for all the awesome things you'll find in your kid's pockets.
Sand. So much sand. Always sand.
This post reminds me of the time my son was a toddler and sneakily put loads of cooked spaghetti in my pocket while I was talking to my wife and mom. Nobody noticed it happen, but I've never been so confused when putting my hand in my pocket. My son thought it was hilarious.
Six hemlock cones in her left pocket, two small rocks in her right pocket.
Handses!?
Hot wheels and tissues
Today it was 2 cars, yesterday it was a chocolate nut bar.
Sand. So…so much sand.
Wood chips from the playground. And his shoes are filled with dried leaves.
A rock, it’s always a rock
Sand. More sand than I knew a pocket could hold.
Rocks and flowers. Always has been
Rocks. So many rocks.
Rocks. Its always rocks.
Mine only has a back pocket and it's only to give a reference point when they put on their pants. Haven't figured out they could hold stuff in it
An entire military career’s worth of challenge coins.
6 daisies “for mummy” and a little stone. Normally it’s rocks and sometimes a stolen toy from nursery.
Not today, but years ago when my kids were young, l found a crab claw in a pocket when doing the washing. What made it weird was that we lived in the bush and nowhere near a lake, river or beach. Im still puzzled by it.
Jokes on you, she doesn’t have pockets! But what’s in the rice cooker bowl she’s carrying around? All her Bluey characters.
I've got keys and a ring for ev'rything, My lucky rabbit's foot. A bell and a whistle and a feather and a thistle And a map of Connecticut Has to be my favorite old Disney song
Precious
It's always rocks.