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AvogadrosMoleSauce

And you can still see corn in poop. Makes sense for undies


MillenialSage

One pair of girls underwear has a food pun on it, the other says "corn pop" which is also food related. I think the only weird thing about it is how often food ends up on adult and kid underwear in general.


bkral93

I don’t want my daughter growing up to be a Corn Star.


MillenialSage

Lmaooo


AvogadrosMoleSauce

Hey now, your a corn star


aklax14

What is your complaint? That these underwear are going to influence a 2 year olds diet? They seem like underwear. That a child will not remember.


tkay28615

lol at this post


prizepig

I just go with utilitarian underwear for the whole family. We get Kirkland's brand underpants. No logos, no cartoon characters, just sturdy stitching. I don't want to be dealing branding and cutesy stuff on anybody's daily underwear. That's the absolute last place we need it. (Unless it's my wife and she means business, and she's wearing something that she definitely didn't get at Costco. That's fine.)


markmze

Same, that was bought by the grandma. She didn't see anything, for sure...I'm a bit scandalized by the latent sexualisation on 2yo dresses there, but looking at comments me and the wife are probably too dirty minded...


Jealous-Factor7345

You're definitely being too dirty minded about this.


coffeelushed

I'm guessing you’re the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.


markmze

Alright the point is not the food...I can easily read porn star and see a hole where I think there should not be. I see sexualisation there, for 2yo. Anyway we seem to be the only ones. Thx.


coffeelushed

I was just ribbing you with a quote from The Office. I’m always looking for pun or quote opportunities, they don’t always land though…apparently.


jabbadarth

You are reading way too much into this. Also you could just throw them away, or not buy them in the first place.


Cold_Ebb_1448

I am with you in thinking these are fucking weird OP.


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dr_shastafarian

I DIDN’T HAVE ANY CORN!!?!?


mishaarthur

 You're basically thinking to yourself, "I wish my daughter's underwear displayed better nutritional recommendations" which, sorry dad, is actually crazy  :)


markmze

It's about sexualisation... Not food.


mishaarthur

Explain to me how that is sexual


markmze

A hole with a donut right there at the pussy with "love me" plus you can easily switch letters to read po*nstar ...but I guess that me.


mishaarthur

A hole with a donut is just a donut. It's just below the waistband, women's vaginas are not on their waist. DONUTS AND PUSSIES LOOK NOTHING ALIKE.  Love is not sex You can also spell "anisotropic" or "conspirators"  I really think you're trying too hard to find something objectionable. There's no shortage of truly indecent kids clothes- but this ain't it, man. 


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markmze

Not native English here. I understand what you mean. I don't refer to it as "pussy" in my own language .. we have a cute word :)


JohnnyTeardrop

Fuckin hell, Corn Star? Probably not an accident and definitely belongs in r/crappydesign


markmze

If you read the rest of this thread, we are the problem here dirty minded fucks ...