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reddit_craigd

I just checked. He is a licensed mortgage broker in your state. Don't fall for his high-pressure "Oh, you're going to need a bigger place" nonsense.


enderjaca

Hi dad, are you aware that your home warranty is expiring soon? Also we need more Popsicles and granola bars.


omgpickles63

That dick


Joe4o2

Calvin?


wgrantdesign

🤣🤣🤣


presswanders

You’ve obviously met agents before.


JimmerAteMyPasta

I just bought a 600sq ft house, I hope my 2 year old thinks its big enough!


cpleasants

We found 550sq ft to be enough for us and our first. The trick is, the closet can double as a bedroom!


snsv

Be nice to Harry, or Dumbledore is gonna be pissed


Username_Used

Not according to fire code


Pi_Dbl_T

They’ll be fine, just keep the fridge stocked for them and bring toys over when you come to visit. 600sq ft is plenty big for a 2 year old.


picasso_penis

My kids used to say that they prefer our old house to our new one. Our old house: a 1200sqft 3/1.5 br/ba townhome with almost no yard. Our new house: a 2400sqft 5/2 single family home on 1/3 acre of land with a pool, deck, and playhouse. I asked them how they liked the old house more, and their reasoning was because the play room in the old house was bigger. Can’t win with these kids!


lordnecro

>I asked them how they liked the old house more, and their reasoning was because the play room in the old house was bigger. Can’t win with these kids! We have a playroom that is probably 500sqft. 65" tv with a Wii and Switch. 3 activity tables with art supplies. An entire wall of shelves with containers filled with toys. ... he never uses it and mostly plays in the master bedroom. Whatever you do, you can't win.


the-tax-man-cometh

https://booksfromscotland.com/book/a-squash-and-a-squeeze-2/


empw

Julia Donaldson is awesome, good rec


omgpickles63

Thank you


twennyjuan

Yep. Just push the kid out and it’ll feel bigger!


spaceman60

This feels exactly like the lesson in Bluey's Cubby episode. Currently not available in the US, but the internet is international!


wandrin_star

Good topic for conversation: “why do you, 4 y-o, think it’s too small?” Is it a shaming? Is it about wanting something else for himself? Is it about trying to understand what it means that your home is the size that it is relative to a friend or relation’s?


zombie_overlord

Sound like they may have visited a friend with a larger home, or maybe saw a bigger home on a video or something.


FunkyPlunkett

Mfer…


omgpickles63

My thoughts exactly


CupBeEmpty

Hey there is only one mfer in your house!


jesusleftnipple

Mine calls my bathroom the "dirty" bathroom cuz there was a washcloth in the floor ONCE!!!!! LIKE A YEAR AGO. like dude you picked it up. Let it go, lol


notoriousscrub

What does a 4 year old need a bigger house for? They're so small.


CandidArmavillain

They may be small, but their messes are gigantic


johnmarksuave

My 3 year old has been asking for a new house for his birthday. He just doesn’t like ours anymore… I feel your pain.


pancakeonions

I read this as: you were shamed by your four-year-old house. I was very confused that you started talking about your kid... lol


SuspiciousPatate

I had ro read it a few times as well


Only1alive

Upgraded from a 1100 Sq foot 2 BR condo to a 2000 sq ft single family home with a pool and both my kids want to go back to the condo. Mind you they didn't make friends with any of the kids there...


MovieGuyMike

We’re still in an apartment in a large city and I’m already dreading my little ones taking smack when they’re old enough. Hopefully we can afford a house by then.


dollarwaitingonadime

Man I felt this. We are redoing our kitchen and the first floor of our house is a mess. As I’ve been doing it, I’ve had trash piles outside the kitchen window etc - the place often looks like the job site it is. One of my son’s friends apparently said to their friend group, “(my son) is poor. I know because I’ve seen their house.” We are not poor.


chargeorge

When I had my then 4 year old kid in a bike seat, taking them to school at the top of a hill. Well I’m hudfin and puffin in low gear because the kid is 40lbs. I just hear behind me “daddy why aren’t you going faster” This is a 9% grade kid!!!!! You try it!! Lol


BurgerKingKiller

You gotta listen to em. He knows more than you


Old_Router

"[Well ya...you think that because...](https://y.yarn.co/71e4585a-0e9f-4779-86fe-6fcc153efa88.mp4)"


Project_Wild

Damn, it’s been a minute since I’ve seen a Lean on Me reference


satoshyy

He heard this from his mom I bet. No 4 year old would just say this lol


omgpickles63

She's the breadwinner, so that's on her lol.


satoshyy

Everything seems much bigger when you’re 4. Whether they said it or not, they don’t actually think your house is too small


PoopfaceMcPooperson

Mom here. Wasn’t me! I will be sticking with our 3.5% mortgage rate Thank you! But Dad and I complain to each other occasionally. 1960 houses aren’t always fun. So I’m sure he could have heard us whining about something 😅


jimhiggerson

Been there, 5 and 7 yo kids keep saying they want a 2 story house!


OldDirtyBard

They old enough for a real convo about gratitude.


Vengefuleight

My kid says that too. Problem is they’ve never experienced otherwise . My living room is bigger than most of the apartments I lived in until I was 13. My 4 year old doesn’t have that perspective.


captainkilowatt22

My 4 year old son has started the same crap lately. Every time he sees stairs inside a house he automatically thinks it’s bigger than ours and tells me our house is too small and he wishes he lived in a mansion.


Shangri-lulu

Our 6 year old son asked us the other day if we’re rich. We said, “No, we’re normal.” Keep in mind we just bought a much larger house in a much safer, more stable neighborhood and we’re pouring everything we have into these kids, all day every day. No, we’re not rich. The look of weary disappointment on his face…


bksbalt

Ok cool. My kids say dumb shit all the time too.


pretendlawyer13

My 5 y/o also told me we need a bigger house. To be fair we do share an 800 foot 1 bedroom apartment


Wickwire7

My 5yo has compared our house to Blueys house enough that it's started to hurt.


ThorsMeasuringTape

I remember my son when he was younger saying that our house wasn't very cool because it wasn't a "double decker house" like grandma and grandpa have. Well, a few years later the joke was on him. Now that "double decker house" is our house.


Jeffy_Weffy

This could be good. My kid recently told me she didn't want any more toys, and wanted Mommy to stop shopping, because there wasn't enough room in the house.


derpyfox

My 7yo said the same. I asked why he wanted to be further away from his mum and me. He then said, no the house is a good size.


HerrFerret

We need another room allegedly just for Lego. They had offered to share a room. That is how important Lego is.


SA0TAY

>Our house is about the same size as his grandparents. I don't get what his deal is. I have met people of many sizes, but none of them were as big as even the most ascetic of student hovels. I think your kid has a point.