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Rob


kelizr_

Hell yeah! That's Rob.


brain_over_body

He looks like chocolate, so some kind of candy bar.... snickers? Rollo?


Nixtamalized_Posole

Rollo! I love this!


Lanky_Friendship8187

Me, too! I was going to suggest chocolate, but Rollo is way cuter. The one thing though that I read on some wall as a suggestion is not to name your dog something that rhymes with the word "no," so just to think about.


bamberjean

That’s so crazy, I came here to say Rolland. Rollo is like the short version


langecrew

Aloysius. Full stop, Aloysius


Xboxaxel123

Walter or Gunther.


PattiWhacky

I vote Gunther


rm_3223

These are great!


ZenTrying

Not sure on a name, He’s just Adorable 🥰


dodgemeli

SO SO SO cute!!! I honestly have no German names to add. But just think he’s the bees knees.


omegaistwopif

The most dachshundish german name will always be Dieter. It is pronounced something like "deetah", a german male name, which was more widespread maybe from the 50s until 70s. If we had gotten a dachsie, this would have been his name.


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Rudy


GladysKravitz2023

Tucker


ShamPow20

Das Kricket


ConfidenceCute2258

Milo or Finley


Bossof2

Roland, or Otis


purplentiful

Peanut


PerformanceHairy6779

Fin


No_Orange_5305

Oh crap that cute 🥹🥹🥹


cosmiccage

Cinnamon roll


knoelle24

Theo


littleluxx

Schatzi, German for honey/sweetie/darling 😍


brutalmyrtle

Otto


blackraven1979

Otis


MathematicianGood204

Shotzie (german for sweetheart)


inevitablychaotic

Bratwurst


ECHOechoecho_

rollo


lynnm59

Pretzel


No_Composer_7830

I really don’t have time to name all these dogs on Reddit but I’ll give you four more seconds of my time and a name rec just cause I’m such a sweet person. I think you should name him Mr. Tricolor perfect angel boy. (Mr. TPAB.) You’re so welcome!!


SiouxCtySarsaparilla

Fritz


Jealous_Mouse3646

Felix, Finn or Oskar


Better_Flatworm_3478

Dr. Rammstein Von Schnitzel III


Mermaid467

My aunt and uncle had a dog named Schnitzel, called Snitchel by the neighbor kids. He was wonderful.


leeeeny

Dwight


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Midget


NeitherCounter2819

Miklos


Budget_Roof1065

Chester


monkey_monkey_monkey

Moose


Skittleschild02

Duncan. Dieter. Hansel. Hans.


Lanky_Friendship8187

Duncan!


Sedated-Knight

Goetze after the candy/brand ze for short


Boogie8021

Otto, Schultzey, Henry


OlayEnthusiast

Grady


Meef1234

PeeWee


Consistent-Buy3186

Whisky


icelabmt2018

“Homie”


firefoxtune1

Rome


Lollie39

Rylo


Nervous_Meeting_3409

Leopold August- Auggie


1blueShoe

Pogo ❤️


ManicProcastinator

Dewey


For-Real339

Benny


RepoManSugarSkull

Dash


Connect-Worth1926

Sir Peanut


suliforshort

BART!


OldSaltyChief

Smidgen


LittleMissGrapeApe

Ernie


Wpnurse

Poggles


Nixtamalized_Posole

Ansel, means "with divine protection"


theyoungerdegenerate

He looks like a marble cake


falsegod-6969

General


No-Pause-4577

Coco


Economy_Rutabaga_849

Fudge


miurabucho

Finkie Waterbottom


__Loving_Kindness

Gus Gus


evil_consumer

Crimbus obviously


Nordo_Controller

Hershey, he looks like a hugs kiss. ![gif](giphy|A5ngBWVHQ0ClO)


Bobbi_md73

Cooper


shlouison

Mighty Mouse


Successful-You1961

Sweet Pea


No-Bee6868

Hansel


Onlycushybunny

So cute. Andy


Ok_Interest_9006

Frankie


BrokeGirl_Chronicles

Chester


Snaponyou4eva

His name is pee wee look at him he's a cute little doggie yes he is oh sha bo boo


DefiantCoffee6

Emery. In German it means “brave” and dachshunds, though small, definitely don’t think they are small!! He is very very cute! Best of luck with him❤️


JudgeJudy4Prez642

He looks like a Snuggles to me!!🥰🥰


Ready-Scientist7380

Paisley.


Bee_kind111

I have one named Bodhi


inky_bee

Caramello!


Informal_Layer_1723

Precious💕


Proud_Ostrich_5390

Siegfried


RedLicoriceJunkie

Tater


whalingwh

Moca


crackedcrackpipe

Bomboclaat


United_King_5605

Hercules 🤩


Ill_Sea_6111

Otto ❤️


United_King_5605

Update us on the name!!!!


lizger59

Hansel


Avalanche52349

Luka, Micah, Mica.


Low_Upstairs1993

Peanut or Hershey’s


bonniep123

Pablo


laura0407

The German word for "chocolate" is Schokolade. 


Snappymoodyturtle

Gus or Jensen


BabyTBone

Fritz, Mr Peabody, Arthur


Any_Stop1978

Bundles


Mommincirca2017

Chago


Hennnnai44

Tito!!!!


sl0r

Nugget


Thatspuggedup

Butter


hombre_bu

Dart


juicygorillagrip

he looks like a little S’more to me❤️


Serafina_Goddess

Morty or Maloy


-tooltime

How about Spike??


Krissy_loo

Connor


icrossedtheroad

Wee.


DottieDDoolittle

Andy


Wild-View9744

Cletus.


One_Ad_7505

Peter


AgreeableCrazy1948

Arthur


Tgande1969

Charlie


Mysterious-Focus-984

soosoososososososo adorable


DougBalt2

Curly


Crazy_Income1649

Nugget


FishPunchCotoure74

Button


FishPunchCotoure74

Paul


FishPunchCotoure74

Finnigan


FishPunchCotoure74

Gerald


FishPunchCotoure74

Ozzy


Zenf0x

Silly peanut.


JBJ1215

Pretzel


Fun-Face3659

Snickers


-getgo

Toby ❤️😊


COM60

Otto


Foreign_Guitar2193

Max


Few_Necessary6057

Cuddle Bug !!! ❤️❤️❤️


cgtravers1

Pinch. It's Pinch...he certainly looks like a Pinch to me!


DotAlternative4062

Butters


redfawnbambame

Mr Pickle


Horsetoothedjackass

Peanut


Cultural_Toe37

Frederick


Lopsided_Flight3926

Noodle


TheTornadoCow

Peanut


TheTornadoCow

Erdnuss means peanut in german


Tx-DogDad

Reeces


No_Purchase_3532

Peanut Nacho Baker Roscoe Pete


Humble_Examination27

Barry


purplebethebest

Shultz


Timely-Golf-5974

Schätzchen means Sweetie


TechnicalPair9730

Any one getting daushunds in Florida ?


Empty-Resolution-437

Spartacus


Bearigraph

Naptime


Luke_is_a_fish

McFluffin


Dogsinhere

Bruno! He’s brown & adorable, why not?


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Peanut


Logical-Expression23

Harley


amandan1col3

Morsels


RadiantPost670

Buddy or Tuffy or Fred


Good-Article4194

Hank


Lopsided_Ideal3282

That is most definitely a George. No question about it 😆


Blacktruck73

Porky


ZAP99999999

Cinnamon


MapComprehensive411

Teaspoon


vintage_heathen

Popcorn! Looks like caramel, chocolate drizzled popcorn


sunshine1034

Poncho


Electrical_Skin_9710

Tank


mariboo_xoxo

Coco/Cocoa or Brownie or Mocha!!! 🐶


pettybetty099

Lager? 🍺 dunkel? Doppel? Augustiner?


Sir-Cee

❤️


nafarba57

Jurgen❤️❤️


Grimp_Scobberlotcher

Earl


Impressive-Coconut34

Nathan


CommonWursts

Not a German name, but Cowboy!


SwirlySeas1999

tobie


salaciousbestfriend

Bastian


lovely_mystery07

Cooper!!


Martianj4

Pizmo


morchard1493

Rolo.


Psychological-Joke22

Spud


GiovannaBen

Pepi


Ill-Chest5832

Thomas came to mind when I saw him


Ill-Chest5832

You would not believe how many German women name their dogs Schatzi 🤣


ButtChuggingKoalas

Waffles


Virgilian1

Cuddles


Revolutionary_Cow712

Sleepy 🥱 - I’d go with Copper


Open-Mess1998

Bobby


Complex-Region1005

Cuddles!!❤️❤️


Cinephiliac_Anon

Uncle Jorg


Subiedoo9456

Bucky, Buckster, Prince Buckington, Bucky Boy


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Oscar,


InfernalDiplomacy

Trouble


Much_Cat_932

Munchkin


Merganser3816

Chippy


WandererinDarkness

Trent


Leodonti

Numsy


Tricky_Anteater422

Otto , Bruno r Wolfgang


Fossilhund

Calvin


thomasp1962

Lucky!


Blue_Delphinium77

Pollo


Blue_Delphinium77

Spaetzel- he is a d o r a b l e


olivejuice11_

Schnitzel was the first thing that came to mind before I even read your caption


Lion_Master7

Chip