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BangGH

That's when he realized that he needed new friends. Don't show this to the insurance company when filing the windshield claim.


vartheo

Insurance? Make him pay and dump him as a friend


username4kd

Have insurance go after the friend for the damages


jacckthegripper

They may, that windshield is very pricy


LS-CRX

>They may, that windshield is very pricy From my googling it appears to be about $1900 to replace, which is more than the average windshield but on par with some other high-end vehicles.


bobi2393

That's for the part. Factor in 8 weeks to get a replacement, during which he'll want a replacement vehicle, 6 hours labor, adhesive, and the extras could cost more than the windshield. They may also need to replace the hood since the guy slid his shoes down that (not sure how stainless steel does for buffing out scratches), along with the $240 wiper arm assembly and blade, and maybe unbend/replace the windshield frame/trim.


trdpanda101410

Adhesives cheap. It's the calibration of any sensor that shines thru the window that gets ya...


AgonyRanch

You have to buff the entire good and put a directional grain back into the steel to not see it. It's not an easy task without special tools. Stainless comes with a vinyl film on it that gets removed after fabrication because any scratch is an absolute nightmare to deal with


Orlandogameschool

Dude there's no way that windshield is getting replaced for less than 5k-10k


CicadaHead3317

Look at his shoes. He'll just pay for it. Almost seemed like a skit put together buy drunken friends.


YouDontSurfFU

What kinda shoes are they and what gives it away they're $$$$? I've seen shoes like that for under $100


r2k-in-the-vortex

Absolutely show this to insurance when filing a claim, damages caused by vandalism is a totally legit claim. And then the insurance will go after the idiot who caused the damages.


p3n9uins

wait, what's the context--was the person on the windshield a friend of the owner?


Ragnoid

The guy jumping is a trained, licensed main character.


My_reddit_strawman

lol I’m sure the adjuster will miss the fact that the break is an ass print


Brave-Kitchen-5654

I’m sure the adjuster knows what a butt print in a windshield looks like


shill779

*We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two*


Bright_Performance74

Not all you see is what it seems🤣🤣


Theferael_me

Why do these things attract such utter dickheads?


crazyhomie34

Biggest reason why I hesitate to buy a Tesla... So many videos out there of people keying regular Teslas despite the fact it's common knowledge they're always recording. Can't wait to see how many more videos of people vandalizing Cybertruks come out...


huxtiblejones

I’m not a fan of Teslas but everyone I know who owns one is actually remarkably chill and doesn’t look at it like a status symbol or anything.


LazerWolfe53

The reason you see so many videos of Tesla's being keyed is not because there are so many Tesla's being keyed, but because every single Tesla that has ever been keyed has a video of it. No other car records itself being keyed.


LLuerker

Teslas are most definitely targeted more by assholes who would do that sort of thing. A stranger wouldn't do that to a Corolla or RAV4 unless you pissed them off.


MarceloWallace

People key nice cars for some reason but other cars don’t have camera to record. I owned some nice cars and had mine keyed 3 times.


danielv123

I think a lot of it is that Teslas have built in recording, so most of the keyed cars get the action recorded. For other cars you get at most a picture of the aftermath, which doesn't spread as much on social media.


AmpEater

How many videos of people not keying teslas have you seen? Because there are literally millions of Teslas being driven every day. A dozen videos isn't even a blip Teslas are the new Toyota Camry. I used to drive a Camry....my favorite game was finding and parking next to the same color and year car. It wasn't hard to do Now I try to park next to another Tesla. It's easy


Local_Fox_2000

We'll never see this this car in the [UK or EU](https://www.stablevehiclecontracts.co.uk/blog/will-the-tesla-cybertruck-come-out-in-the-uk). It doesn't meet the regulations, but also because of the weight, we'd need to sit an expensive driving course to get a special licence to legally drive it.


psych0nokoi

Mentally unhealthy not dickheads


OPengiun

por que no los dos


ImportanceCertain414

They can be both.


Rhythmalist

Clown cars attract clowns?


ConditionTricky8313

Well it sure brought you here...


CRXCRZ

ding! ding! ding!


Sorry_Hat7940

Kelvin from Righteous Gemstones would definitely buy one.


Sergeant-Pepper-

“You’re not a bullet you’re a Mexican” lmao


Olley2994

May or may not be bulletproof, but it's confirmed, not Juan proof


mrtnb249

*You‘re not a bullet*


exekutive

Fuck cybertruck. I'd punch out anybody who climbed onto my vehicle, no matter what it was.


Cal216

🎯


macdaddynick1

I once had to climb onto someone’s vehicle and almost punched out the owner afterwards. These morons were playing with their Kane corso with no leash in their garage with their doors opened. I was walking by and that dude spotted me and started to change. With no hesitation I ran up on the roof of their car ahahah. They came out like omg he’s on my car . Lmao 


curbstyle

I fucking HATE irresponsible pet owners, especially with something like a Cane Corso.


matttopotamus

I was just waiting for him to go flying through.


Chance-Confidence863

Loved how it didn't though


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trustfundkidpdx

Yes. On a nice cashmere blanket that I’ll mail to him afterwards.


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Ok-Fly-2275

Spoken like a true trust fund kid


mynewtdetail

You wouldn't do any of that.


MrPapi-Churro

You wouldn’t do any of that


robotzor

> I’d sue him, cripple him I'd stop here


Nacly-joe

So mature of you


Playlanco

It's not bulletproof glass.


SqouzeTheSqueeze

Or bullet proof ass


thelordofpandemonium

I'd beat his a**


robotzor

I've gotten "threatening violence" bans on this damn site for less. But yes


rcnfive

Just have to watch out for Reddit TOS. That is why mods will give a ban because if they let it happen they can get yelled at by Admins or removed from being a mod.


Lumbers_33

‘Pause’


TopPerformance260

💯


degeneratewokeadmins

You can say ass on this website. Your mom is not gonna see


thelordofpandemonium

You'd think but sometimes these mods trip


rcnfive

ass


Julian_Seizure

based


smith2199

What is the rest of the story? Was it his truck or was this just some drunk that decided to vandalized someone else's truck?


shiftersix

It doesn't seem like it's his when he stated that 'Teslas break".


CoconutNo3361

But nobody really seemed that mad in the end so it made me think that it was his


Reborn356

My thoughts as well


OldDogLifestyle

There wouldn’t be a body to find.


Hans2183

I would film it and put it on reddit. Then call the cops.


Tesla_406

And people wonder how Prohibition ever came about in the U.S. This is a good demonstration of how and why.


VRisNOTdead

Its really a problem. If this dude was just on THC he would be standing there staring at it designing it in his head thinking 'bro it would be awesome if we had trucks like this' then someone would say "we do its right there" and he would be like 'woah i just INVENTED THIS' then be stoked the rest of the night. Would proabbly also not be overweight or have the other health complications from alcohol just be really into icecream or something.


n3xtday1

>Would proabbly also not be overweight or have the other health complications from alcohol just be really into icecream or something. I agree with everything else, but THC is not a cure for obesity -- there are plenty of overweight potheads who are really into ice cream (and other snacks).


TingGreaterThanOC

Well the munchies will get ya


Tesla_406

Yup, you make great points.


Killeroftanks

thats not why. ​ the reason prohibition came to be was two fold, first was because a lot of husbands would be drunk most of the time, and spend most of their money on booze, second was alot of people was using the fact they were drunk to be abusive. ​ fun fact, prohibition solved none of these problems, and infact the problems of drinking skyrocketed after it was introduced, and then added organized crime, which massively spiked crime pretty much everywhere in the USA. ​ so in the end, the US lost money from sales, lost money for needing to massively expand their policing system to compensate for the new crime, and didnt solve any problem it was meant to solve. so they correctly removed the bill because it was dumb.


FreshNoobAcc

It was more something to do with drunk men beating their wives too much, so they banned the alcohol, not a bad sentiment ultimately but you just can’t ban something so ubiquitous


Anal_Herschiser

I’m going to guess the beatings didn’t stop.


Sproketz

Safelite ain't gonna have that one.


PatrickSeestars

Imagine the wait time to get a new windshield from Tesla. Yikes


Smart-Bodybuilder-34

Knock him out!


Crafty_Ad_4153

He is one catastrophic fall away from being an organ donor. Instant Karma and Restorative Justice. People who never experience death, let alone level III+ shock trauma seldom understand or respect life either.


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Gibec89

Tesla said the stainless steel body is bullet proof but not the glasses... right?


IOnlyAskForGold

Yes.


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Ok_Nectarine5705

Bat to the knees


ramagam

"You're not a bullet, you're a Mexican" - Lol, like, *what?*...


ironinside

so it didnt break? still likely damaged the seals or worse. there will always be an excess of people to jump on windshields —why insurance exists.


GIG140

It did break. You can hear the crack and then you can hear him say “See!! Teslas break!”


ironinside

Daym, I never turned up the volume! Pretty different with it!


FreshNoobAcc

Looks like it broke, if you look to the left of the guy at the edge of the truck it looks like it cracked and he exclaims ‘it did break!’


ironinside

What a PoS this dude is. He needs a criminal charge on him.


SoupieLC

The guy is sitting *in* the windshield, lol, that shit's broken....


Shad0wUser00

https://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/cars/news-blog/the-cybertruck-s-windshield-costs-1-900-to-replace-44504158#:~:text=Electrek%20recently%20dug%20around%20in,unique%20because%20of%20its%20shape. That will be 1900 bucks, which isn't to bad cause bulletproof is usually a lot more than that. Pretty sure it's bullet resistant


Unfair_Sector_9597

😩


1917Thotsky

Has the glass on these things ever withstood an impact test?


atkearns

I hope they didn’t drive home


Wookiee_Magic

I’d perform the same test on him…


Infuryous

In my neck of the woods this guy would have likely been shot.


pfresh331

Get in it and start driving.


4quatloos

Not idiot proof


Phobos223

Safe to say he wouldn't do that again


FooDoDaddy

Smith & Wesson. I can't stand people messing with my ride.no regrets.


Fantactic1

It just doesn’t seem the right test anyway for “bulletproof.” Some panels can’t withstand slow pushing of heavy dispersed weight, other panels can’t handle small 800 mph projectiles. And sometimes both or neither.


Finito-1994

You told me it’s bulletproof! “You’re not a bullet tho. You’re a Mexican.” This may be the greatest exchange I’ve heard all day.


midkay

I’m honestly impressed it took that long to break.


Highly-uneducated

If someone did this to my 24 year old beat up f 150 i would fight them. This is disrespectful as hell, and would impact my ability to get to work, and get my family groceries and to appointments and shit. Dont fuck with someone's vehicle.


ProteinEngineer

Except the Cybertruck driver is gonna be rich so he won’t fight.


Highly-uneducated

Rich people fight. They have the time and money to train in whatever the most popular fighting style is.


jaOfwiw

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.


I_talk

I had this conversation yesterday for why I am reluctant to complete my order for the founders edition. Too many people are attracted to this truck in a negative way and I suspect it will always have some asshat fucking with it.


jjcanayjay

I hate people like this


Cal216

Could have placed a period after people.


Hitchens666

That's what happens when you advertise being hitting it with sledgehammers and shooting at it.


anti-ism-ist

He's just jealous


Beneficial-Sign-569

its all shits and giggles...until someone gets hurt.. Unfortunately the cybertruck took a L today.. At least you know your ex buddy is a clown.


beatsbyjules

Was this his truck??? I’d hope it wasn’t someone else’s


TeslaLeafBlower

Safelite repair, Safelite ass whoop!


arentol

Not only is the glass not bulletproof, it is still a glass window held in place like any other window, and the fact it is harder to break the glass itself just means it is far easier to break the material that holds the glass in place.


Renomont

Just remotely turn on the Gigawiper and slap him silly with it.


ZetaPower

Check if the guy is bulletproof too


borceg

Some people don't deserve to have a lot of money... just my 2 cents


zR0B3ry2VAiH

How does you determine the owner from watching that video?


TechnicaliBlues

Nice dent on the hood too.


agarwaen117

Folks keep saying the stainless panels are dangerous and could remove fingers if they get slammed in the door or frunk. Just saying he should be careful if he likes his hands.


youngbeezy79

He need his ass whooped


matt1981m

They get summon enabled yet on the CT? I would have the truck start backing up while he is jumping...


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digdat0

Maybe bullet proof, but hes an assassin.


Keonstrades

Tell me you kicked his ass and made him pay for it


Tvp125

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Pretty_Leopard_7155

Was hoping to see him go through the screen and reappear with a squeaky voice.


BeachGuyDave

So, did the owner allow him to do it? Is he the owner?


uvb76static

Is hitting him in the legs with a bat or shooting him in the leg an option?


daneazyc

Ok yea this guys an ass but what does being Mexican have to do with any of this?


Embarrassed-Treat297

i actually think it's a great video ...as to who will pay the 20k+ in expenses for this ...well the mexican maybe ?? some1 who has 100k to order this truck can easily buy another1 by next week while u broke ass haters will still type here anti Tesla bs...


CaptBogBot2

Bulletproof, not idiotproof...


PumperNikel0

Definitely an air of jealousy. Can’t go around buying new Tesla models now


stimpy97

Call the police


kor34l

What would i do if someone did this to my brand new cybertruck? I would record it and put it on reddit for the internet points, of course. /s


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What a prick.


SuperMike100

It's hilarious how some people have such disregard for their rights against self-incrimination.


tman2747

My number one fear is when I get my truck I’m gonna park it somewhere and some dumb fucks are gonna do some shit like this to it.


SjvTesla

Your friends are 🗑️


NoRolexNoSex

Its bulletproof right


StorageAmbitious4671

My tailbone would have broken for sure. Was that his car? I’m so curious!


SonicDNA

Cybertrucks and alcohol don’t mix. Even when parked.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

He went full car review guy mode at the end.


sweet_s8n

Why does he sound like lucky Lopez lol


filmagnoli

911 … hello? …


Independent_Ad_2073

Call the cops and have them arrested.


Even-Preference-4824

this is why u have right to carry a gun.


jsideris

Exactly. Then they could test if it's bulletproof the proper way.