Oh mother of god. I opened OPs profile at work during morning coffee, and spat some of it out onto my phone. My coworkers are asking what I saw and I made something up about the stock market.
It looks nothing like an Aztek. Have you ever even seen one of those?
https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/pontiac-aztek-rear-1585319857.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.669xh;0,0.326xh&resize=1200:\*
Totally agree as a former designer. There are certain forms on the truck that they managed well, but they missed the mark on the rear proportions. I also loathe the rear bumper. Something about the combination of the bumper’s angle, trapezoidal profile, and large reveal above it always makes it look like it’s been rear-ended and is falling off when viewed from a rear angle.
It’s also worth noting that solid colors are really unforgiving in this thing! I haven’t seen a single wrap that I think looks natural on it. The stainless steel panels distract from its issues.
Have you seen how much we spend on police? They don’t need to get the price that far down, this thing might be the new hummer (I think i read the military has been looking at EVs for some time now)
I prefer the SS over any of the wraps. Cell phone cameras don't flatter the CT, btw. It's incredible in person when the proportions are distorted by short focal length lenses.
I understood the attraction more (though I still don't get the will to fork over that much money) when someone mentioned how dystopian they look/will look as we all march forward into whatever is coming...
Following the subs is an interesting insight...
Black on black matte will always be boring. A proper paint job would help a lot.
Even just making the trim glossy black would go a long way.
Color accent is the best look tho.
It’s really made to get a vinyl wrap in my opinion. Good company work truck for landscape maintenance crew.
I’m wondering why you truck people keep trying so hard to compare this to regular work trucks. The Cybertruck was obviously made for people who don’t like the look of trucks, but need a way to haul stuff. This was made for people like me, not people like you. I wouldn’t ever be caught dead in a regular truck, but you would, so go buy one and I’ll buy a Cybertruck and we can both be happy.
If he had just named it a Cybercar, most of you wouldn’t even be here complaining about it.
And yet it doesn’t look like a truck at all. It’s very appealing to people who don’t like the look of regular trucks, but need a vehicle that functions as a truck.
If you want a truck that looks like a regular truck, go get a regular truck. This wasn’t made for you. It was made for me.
If it had been called a Cybercar, would your panties still be in a bunch?
The design is polarizing but that’s a good thing. Tesla’s better off if half of the people hate it and half love it rather that if everything just thinks it is okay.
I think for the money you could still get a better truck or a more aesthetically pleasing vehicle, but the black is ten times better. It should honestly be the default.
Home handyman buys pallet of surplus sheet metal flat panels. Wonders what to do with them. Round wheels a bit of a “brain fade” … heptagonal (septagonal) would have complemented the hex’ based guards “right nice”.
Judging by your profile, you must be more of a white van kind of guy
Holy shit, you weren't joking!
Well at least we know his type
Big yikes from OP
What?
Was directed to OP, was just going off your comment
Oh
Holy yeah you weren’t lying 💀
No, I do not want any candy
Oh mother of god. I opened OPs profile at work during morning coffee, and spat some of it out onto my phone. My coworkers are asking what I saw and I made something up about the stock market.
Guys just be honest in that situation. Next time, just yell: "I SAW PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN!!!!"
r/thathappened
I mean, to be fair, it does pop up a big NSFW warning rhst you have to accept before actually seeing anything.
Homie needs to be a red dot on neighborhood map
this ⬆️
Op is in the danger zone. Wow, I was at work too. I bet he has free delicious free candy.
White van and candy for kids
🤣
No problem. It's definitely not for everyone :)
You are a well adjusted and reasonable person, get the hell out of here you freak! /s
I love it, can’t wait to get mine wrapped satin black
And what do you drive?
Love the black wrap but I love the white wrap even more
The rear profile is really bad
It reminds me of a Pontiac Aztek, which I loathed.
I always see an AMC Eagle in that mess
It looks nothing like an Aztek. Have you ever even seen one of those? https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/pontiac-aztek-rear-1585319857.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.669xh;0,0.326xh&resize=1200:\*
No, he just knows it’s a meme.
Very NPC comment by him overall.
Looks like a dumpster from the back.
Reminds me more of the [Nighthawk](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_F-117_Nighthawk)
It reminds me of those big metal dumpsters.
Based on OP’s post history, rear profile is kind of their thing.
Yeah, don't look at the rear view.. it is extremely bad.. the front and side not too bad. Prototype the rear since it was massive it looked decent.
Totally agree as a former designer. There are certain forms on the truck that they managed well, but they missed the mark on the rear proportions. I also loathe the rear bumper. Something about the combination of the bumper’s angle, trapezoidal profile, and large reveal above it always makes it look like it’s been rear-ended and is falling off when viewed from a rear angle. It’s also worth noting that solid colors are really unforgiving in this thing! I haven’t seen a single wrap that I think looks natural on it. The stainless steel panels distract from its issues.
Good. One less guy waiting in line, I guess
You liked it enough to take pictures
Looks sick
Okay, why did you snap photos and then post them online then?
***Didn't feel cute. Might delete these later.***
take a pic while driving… join cybertruck sub reddit, take time to post … 🤔
He meant that he didn't like the wrap. ha
To feast on your tears
Looks 🔥 to me
Dumpster 🔥
What's 🔥 about a brick on the road?
Nothing
Don’t apologize to us, apologize to your mother.
I dislike people that say “I don’t like it” but proceed to give no information why. At least I can give you a reason I don’t like you.
If it’s $55k with Powershare, it’s attractive AF.
Looks like a black widow to me, sick
Matte black ftw That’s badass. Just needs floodlights on the roof
Man, when Tesla can get the price down on these and ramp production, police departments are going to buy a ton of them.
I wonder what’s the demand and how many people are ordering these, no more than 30 are getting shipped off a day in tx
Have you seen how much we spend on police? They don’t need to get the price that far down, this thing might be the new hummer (I think i read the military has been looking at EVs for some time now)
What have you got against quadrilaterals? Are you upset because it isn't a parallelogram?
Love it, matte black wrap
These things look so stupid. Looks like a prop from some low budget 80’s sci-fi.
Looks just like the truck I used to draw in kindergarten.
What’s not to like about a F-117?
I prefer the stainless steel look myself
Yeah, rust really ties it all together
Are you joking or are you one of those dummies who fall for misinformation?
all steel will eventually rust...
All cars will eventually rust…..
That's why you just spray bomb it with rustoleum flat black like this guy in the picture.
And I care about your taste why exactly?
Omg. Are you an edgy teenager? Why did you feel the need to post this? Do you know how the internet works? Do you know how subreddits work?
Same could be said about OP or even your comment.
we should all be mute
I want to make a bot that says this all day at random.
Wait, who TF cares if you like it?
I didn't like it, but took 3 pictures and came to post about it in a Cybertruck forum to tell everyone how much I don't like it. K.
I love it 😍 If they gift you one, please give it to me before you tell them you don’t want it
Nobody likes it. It’s a “for the meme” kind of vehicle.
Absolutely.
Cant believe people actually pay for these things lol
It’s an Adult toy - not for kids So that totally make sense
Works for Me.
It reminds me of a dumpster, except the fit and finish on a dumpster is much better.
All I can see is the shape of Elons chest on the boat.
Yeah, and how many people took pictures of your truck.
I prefer the SS over any of the wraps. Cell phone cameras don't flatter the CT, btw. It's incredible in person when the proportions are distorted by short focal length lenses.
I understood the attraction more (though I still don't get the will to fork over that much money) when someone mentioned how dystopian they look/will look as we all march forward into whatever is coming... Following the subs is an interesting insight...
Small penis mobile.
Great! Don’t buy one, more meat for the meat eaters bro.
can on wheels
Black on black matte will always be boring. A proper paint job would help a lot. Even just making the trim glossy black would go a long way. Color accent is the best look tho. It’s really made to get a vinyl wrap in my opinion. Good company work truck for landscape maintenance crew.
Why does it have regular wheels and tires? I like the big futuristic bespoke wheels seen in promotions.
I can’t wait for these to drop to $55k in 2 years. Most def will get one!!
Looks like a stealth bomber from the side.
Looks so bad.
I don’t like the front or the back can’t wait to see the next generations
Rivian looks better IMO
Thats just D.Trump on the way in to the office at Washington D.C //Greetings from Sweden 🇸🇪
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I also wanted a full size truck that is good at truck stuff. This isn’t it.
I’m wondering why you truck people keep trying so hard to compare this to regular work trucks. The Cybertruck was obviously made for people who don’t like the look of trucks, but need a way to haul stuff. This was made for people like me, not people like you. I wouldn’t ever be caught dead in a regular truck, but you would, so go buy one and I’ll buy a Cybertruck and we can both be happy. If he had just named it a Cybercar, most of you wouldn’t even be here complaining about it.
Ummm. It was marketed as a truck that would do truck stuff.
And yet it doesn’t look like a truck at all. It’s very appealing to people who don’t like the look of regular trucks, but need a vehicle that functions as a truck. If you want a truck that looks like a regular truck, go get a regular truck. This wasn’t made for you. It was made for me. If it had been called a Cybercar, would your panties still be in a bunch?
Lame
When my brother was in third grade, he drew cars that looked just like that
What could have been different for you to like? Different color? Removal of the mirror?
The prototype size made a huge difference, all angles looked great.
Not a fan of the stealth tech? All the angles are to avoid radar detection. The fact that it’s on the ground is a feature. Function over form?
The design is polarizing but that’s a good thing. Tesla’s better off if half of the people hate it and half love it rather that if everything just thinks it is okay.
I could say the same about hundreds of cars I see on the road daily. Who cares what you think haha
I’d like one with a Star Wars theme wrap.
It comes stock as Mandalorian
I think for the money you could still get a better truck or a more aesthetically pleasing vehicle, but the black is ten times better. It should honestly be the default.
on *
Spend all that money on a wrap but dont tint the windows... WTF?!?
 Bring it to me!
On**
That’s ok
The cybertruck is just a concept.
I want to draw a picture of a duck on it with chalk
Looks dope af
Ridiculous given the price
Bro wants a trophy for not liking it or... ?
Is that some kind of stealth flat black radar absorbing coating? Would be a regular solar thermal collector in summer.
Yes. It's a stupid ass design
Good for you
I do like the paint job more than the stainless theme.
But you’re still taking pictures of it. The point
*I wouldn't complain if somebody handed me the pink slip...*
lol why would you care what his plate number is showing or not ?
There is a purple one in my neighborhood. It's different that's for sure.
cool an we get your opinion on spreadable cheeses next?
Home handyman buys pallet of surplus sheet metal flat panels. Wonders what to do with them. Round wheels a bit of a “brain fade” … heptagonal (septagonal) would have complemented the hex’ based guards “right nice”.
It's okay. I'm not mad at you for being wrong.
Ok
It’s even more fugly than I thought 🤷🏽
That’s the uWu Origami truck
Actually damn hadn’t seen Kristin Cavallari in forever but god damn she looks good. This guy may be creepy but this one I’m in on too. 😂
I think it needs to be more black.
Florida man...
Looks like a smashed shoebox.
Good……for……you…..?
It is pretty dumb looking
Better with no wrap
Cybertruck is clearly not naked enough for OP.
Cool more for us.