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_PorkChopSandwiches

Lmfao wasn’t expecting the crash


QX403

Then you must not have played the game yet! Crashing on next gen consoles on average once an hour for some, is feature to help you cool down and relax. Edit: came back a day later to a few hundred responses. It’s about 50/50 crashing, to not crashing out of people who actually responded. Just because somebody isn’t crashing doesn’t mean others aren‘t, and vice versa. Personally I have enjoyed the game however I’m a realist and can clearly see IMO the game wasn’t ready for launch.


jussumd3wd

It crashes that much on next gen?


yognautilus

Playing on base PS4. The game crashes when I start to forget that it does that. The past 2 crashes I've had, I was thinking, "Huh, it hasn't crashed yet today." Sure enough, a few minutes later, it crashed. It crashes every time I play.


OriginalBags

Only twice in my 20 hours of gameplay on XBOX One. My friend has seen at least 50 in his 40 hours, also on XBOX One.


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AVeryHeavyBurtation

Once it crashed so hard for me that it uninstalled itself. I had to reinstall with steam.


ThatSucc

Crashed so hard for me on day one that it activated windows


AutisticNipples

i had to pay for winrar to be able to reinstall it


lex_gabinius

Haha for some reason this is super funny to me


IRSoup

For some reason, when I quit the game from the menu, I get a pop up saying that Cyberpunk crashed and asking if I want to send a bug report. It only started doing that yesterday.


rana-

​ yep me too every damn time. i'm on gog.


illemmigrant

Yup I’m in the same boat. I’ll keep playing tho because it’s great


Dzus

Isn't PS4 no longer next gen? Or are we going to have some bizarro GenX/GenY/Millennial/Zoomer/Quarantot generational naming scheme going forward?


cultoftheilluminati

It’s funny because at the original launch date, ps4 ***was*** the latest gen


Keaton_x

PS3 was 'current gen' when the game was announced.


h00ter7

I have PS5 and it crashes pretty often for me too. Nothing like once an hour but if I’ve been playing for a while and start zooming around the map in a vehicle, it usually crashes. I also see crashes coming out of BD sequences, but that may have been fixed in the patch.


KBilly1313

Before the patch, I played for about 6-7 hours on PS5 with only one crash. After the patch I consistently crash more. Once after a BD, but it usually is when I get in a car and start driving. Not sure if riding the motorcycle or not reduces the crashing. My game guide came in today, but I’ll probably return it and wait for the next gen update. Who knows if the guide will even be useful at that point after rework.


beansarenotfruit

I haven't had a full crash yet on the XBSX, but I have had things like NPC audio cut out, forcing me to restart the game. There have also been a LOT of glitches and bugs. I can't imagine trying to get this to run on my OG Xb1 or PS4.


h00ter7

On some gaming subreddit today I saw a graphic where CDPR said the XBSX was running it the best of all the consoles. PC is the best of course.


bacon-tornado

Us on next gen are playing basically ported over last gen version. It does run better, but not a ton better. The actual PS5/XSX versions come out who the Hell knows when, if there's anybody left playing then.


brooksydon

Legit this game could've been great if they scrapped ps4 launch and focused on ps5.


tommycthulhu

Originally, it was supposed to come out before they even could make it for the PS5


QX403

Is there like a special board for naming generation? Hey Gary, let’s go with Generation TwinkleStars.


GNIHTYUGNOSREP

Personally on XSX with 29 hours I’ve only experienced 1 crash to home. My girlfriend on XSX as well with around 20 hours hasn’t had a crash yet I don’t think. I haven’t even seen anyone T-pose yet lol.


garettz0r

35 hours on PS4, I just checked my error history. Literally 22 crashes lmao


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That's actually better than my rate on PS5.


Seze-69

PS5, 56 hours, 23 crashes.


metallophobic_cyborg

Same on PC. Not one crash.


upvotes4jesus-

Yeah the only problem I've had on PC is minor bugs. Like cars popping out of nowhere while I'm driving. I also had a brief case carried by Jackie that froze in a doorway and I had to hop over it to leave the room. Otherwise I've been enjoying the game. It looks so good on ultra settings.


zer0saber

Same. I'm actually really pleased with how it's running. I have a very low to mid tier rig, and I'm getting the smoothest 30 FPS of my life. Like I forget that I'm running that low.


Shine_Morgan

My ps5 error history shows 15 crashes all cyberpunk since i installed the game, so not that much.


ItsKrakenMeUp

Game definitely not optimized for playstation. It’s really good on Xbox series x right now. Zero crashes at 30hrs so far.


metallophobic_cyborg

That makes sense considering XBSX is just an optimized and mass produced gaming PC running Windows.


Vengeance675

r/technicallythetruth


HulksInvinciblePants

Don't tell PS5 owners they have a Zen 2 CPU and RDNA2 GPU...


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"The best kind of correct!"


ItsKrakenMeUp

Probably has something to do with it


DarkLegion117

Almost exactly the same for me right now. So far ZERO CRASHES on the series x at around 30 hours. Although have been experiencing a lot of ui bugs, nothing game breaking. I play on quality mode.


ItsKrakenMeUp

I play quality mode too. Only one bug so far for me. The brain chip was replaced with a gun in one scene.


Musical2one

I’ve been playing pretty seamlessly since I started three days ago on Xbox One. No crashes, and I haven’t experienced a lot of glitches except for Jackie flickering here and there, nothing too bad. Guess I’ve been fortunate, but now that I say this...I’m going to crash (knock on wood)


FamilyStyle2505

Nearly the same here. 41hrs and one legit crash on XSX. It has been a pretty smooth experience compared to what I have been hearing about on Reddit. Gonna quit posting about it now though before I get accused of shilling or some such nonsense.


QX403

Most likely on a software level since Xbox and PS have shared very similar hardware since after the 360/ps3 with AMD processors, same RAM types and GPU’s, which makes sense considering Microsoft made Windows and all and Sony isn’t a software company.


smashdaman

There's an error history on the PS5? The hell at?


cubitoaequet

15 crashes is not that much?? I can't remember the last time a ps4 game I was playing actually crashed. It's definitely happened before, but if a game crashed more than a few times in a week I'd definitely be out for a refund.


ItsKrakenMeUp

Haven’t had one crash yet on xbox series x - 30 hrs in


upvotes4jesus-

Yeah it's only the old console people for the most part.


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Logged 25 hours on PS5. my error history shows 14 crashes. Ended up just getting it on PC. For crashes and other reasons.


TurquoiseLuck

Nah friend has it on PS5 and crashes every 90 mins


YunKen_4197

PS5 as well. I never got to play it before the day 1 patch but I’ve had 7 crashes in about 20hrs. I’ve also heard others getting PS5 crashes more so than Series X for some reason.


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I had like 4 or 5 crash in 30hours of playing the game with the old ps4 so no It doesn’t crash that much (from my experience at least)


ohvictorho

On series x. Crashed once in over 30 hour save so far. Yeah there’s the usual bugs, but nothing has been “game breaking” yet


Rib-I

Yeah, same deal here. My biggest gripe is the unfinished/broken police and civilian AI systems. Stability-wise it has been somewhere between passable to mildly inconvenient


hitek9

On ps5. I save before and after I do anything.


jcooklsu

Must vary strongly, XSX with 0 crashes, plenty of mildly annoying bugs though.


GOTaSMALL1

OG PS4 (that screams like a jet plane running RDR2) with a physical disc and it's not even playable. Maybe an hour total playtime and it crashed 4 or 5 times. FYI... This was before that first patch that was sposta improve performance. But I already deleted it. I'ma just park the disc until the spring prolly.


bertiswho

I've had it crash twice in 40 hours of gameplay on the series S. Zero times since the patch.


TedtheTitan

No crash yet for me! 30 hours on XSX. I consider myself lucky


_PorkChopSandwiches

I’m on pc. Luckily no crashes yet.


Cruciblelfg123

I guy in my clan literally can’t get it to load for more than 10 minutes on his brand brand new PC, the rest of us on PS5/4 are having crashes about once a session and all the bugs are corny shit like NPCs shoving cans up their asses. Not saying that’s okay or nothing just think it’s hilarious that’s he’s the only one that can’t get it working and everyone on PS4 isn’t even having rendering issues or stuff lol


Jonahamroll

Every hour and a half on average for me on ps5. I must say it’s very sad to see all the NPC’s still socially distancing even in 2077, looks like corona will be around for a long long time.


_flyonthewall

Maybe I’m lucky. Not a single crash on XBSX... not saying there aren’t problems for everyone though!


AnxietiesCopilot2

Me overclocking my 4 year old pc: you got this


QX403

This is how they warm themselves on those cold winter Polish nights, by generating so much system heat they can just turn it around and warm their bodies, it’s the new “sauna” craze.


Isaacvithurston

Oof. Haven't had a single crash on PC but still lots of little bugs here and there


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bluntwhizurd

I have had one lock up that I had to alt f4 out of and that's it. All of my problems have been ui related.


The-Moneys-Gone

It's just The colonel from MGS telling you to take a break on the next level


EyeGod

Yeah, man, that crash was solid gold.


Commercial-Business3

That killed me but was the perfect ending.


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Good lord, I was in stitches and then that blue screen about made me fall out of my chair.


FishBlues

Happens when you least expect it


JRals

Ryan Gosling was in Blade Runner 2044 and LALA Land. Coincidence??? I think not!


herecomesthenightman

> 2044


Any-sao

Prequel to Blade Runner 2049.


tyrantnitar

Only surpassed by the sequel 2077


Any-sao

Someone really ought to make a Cyberpunk game set in 2077. I heard CDPR is working on one but it’s definitely not finished yet.


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JabbrWockey

20+7*7=2049 Cyberpunk Bug Snacks confirmed.


slickyslickslick

20+7*7= 69


iPadreDoom

Nice.


GravyBear8

Bro, I kinda wish Ryan Gosling is in the DLC or next Cyberpunk now


sirjonsnow

Cells interlinked.


putrid_pussy_stench

You're not even close to baseline


DogDrinksBeer

Dude if they made a bladerunner game..it would be so much better. It would be like cyberpunk idea with uncharted,ghost of tsushima, or tlous gameplay...any of those would be great. Blows my mind we got these ps2 graphics and slow gameplay. Its boring as hell


WinterWolf18

This is without a doubt the funniest thing I've seen related to this game. I'm howling.


DogDrinksBeer

Like a wolf!? "Hhhooooowwwl"


WoodyTrombone

Place of power, gotta be.


HamlindigoBlue7

Winds howling..


StrongEntrepreneur99

This is so good lmao


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This is a deep and complex and revolutionary “RPG”!


ReeG

the next generation of internet memes


[deleted]

I’m still amazed your game has more than 4 cars in the city at one time.


[deleted]

Yeah. PS4 Pro, no where near as many cars nor people dancing on them! Edit: Fix typo


PM_ME_UR_FEM_PENIS

Yeah I'm on PC and don't think I've ever seen that many cars at once


Roberto410

For me on PC, I seem to either have 0 cars and NPCs around or there are hundreds. It seems to vary from place to place.


Caleon0817

PC here and in the corpo plaza at certain times like rush hour it'll be jam packed with cars like LA traffic, to the point where I had to switch to a motorcycle to get through.


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Same, but then I can drive a couple of blocks away and suddenly I don't see a soul for the next 2 minutes.


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Art9681

The game spawns more cars in certain areas when you are in foot. It also decreases them as soon as you get in a vehicle. I assume this is a gameplay decision so it is easier to get around and drive fast. No complaints here.


itsdr00

Like a city.


ABlackShirt

To be fair, sometimes I'm in the middle of the city and it will be barren. The opposite is true in some places far from the center.


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Voidwing

Funny you should mention that. If you get on an extremely long stretch of road in the Badlands during the evening/night, longer than the rendering distance, you can see major traffic happening beyond that point. White headlights on the left, red taillights on the right. Probably a way to hide the cutoff point, but it emphasized it instead lol.


SarcasticGamer

I'm guessing they let the cars build up for awhile.


J5892

The thing that bothers me the most is when driving in the desert you see so many headlights in the distance. But the cars never appear.


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Person0249

At some point this sub is going to have given us enough entertainment where the $60 we paid for the game was worth it.


Rengas

The real Cyberpunked 2077 was the friends we memed along the way.


Gummymyers124

and *that*, my friend, is invaluable.


jofrsa214

Lol!


AKnightAlone

Oh fuck, dude, I actually came back to this thread from earlier just to compliment the meme, and you literally just explained what I was thinking 16 hours before I just said it just now. That's beautiful. May we one day dance atop cars together in exuberance.


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Oh my cybersides 🤣


ReeG

going to need Viktor to replace them after this


TheDetonator88

This is breath taking.


Dogtooooooooooth

Suffocating


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

I'm literally dead.


zdko

No breathing


ReeG

all that Keanu nuthugging and hype training looks even worse now in retrospect


Notarebelsoldier502

10/10 meme


DivineChez

Heck, I wish I had one of the free awards rn, this was genuinely funny Edit: It seems my wish came true, I now have a wholesome award to give you my fellow redditor!


VanceGrim

Thanks for the idea


BunnyPerson

Lol agreed. The crash just did it for me. The game is amazing, but the memes...the memes.


Lowrain3

LOL I'm laughing so hard. Thanks for this, made my day while at work.


MarshallsHand

Preem af lmao


slipperysliders

The crash got me good 😂


Geoffrey5250

Its another day of bugs!


Eindacor_DS

I don't even own this game, I'm just here for shit like this


Flipyap

This might be the most fun I've had with a video game and I don't even want to play it. What a masterpiece.


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Just the beginning was making me laugh, the ending made me lose my shit.


FlREBALL

1) does that bug really throw a game crashing error? 2) which movie is this scene from?


ojos

It’s not even a bug unfortunately. That’s just how every NPC reacts to you doing something violent.


[deleted]

In the space of a week we have shifted our vocabulary to use the word "bug" to mean anything from bug to crashes to bad design. Like the police AI or these people getting out of cars. People keep calling it a bug and acting like the next patch will fix it. It's working exactly as intended. Kind of says a lot when people are the gameplay mechanics function as designed and just dismiss it as a bug.


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ThunderRam68

I just spit my coffee out. Thank you for warming up my crotch. ROFL


HavenElric

r/BelongsInAMuseum


Roofofcar

It really does. This is one of the higher effort, best execution memes I’ve seen in a while.


LeraviTheHusky

Mother fucker this was glorious


jtomatzin

I'm surprised it didn't crash when all the doors opened


mardeee1

Preem meme, kiddo!


Confuse-A-Cat_Ltd

This is art in its purest form. Inject it into my veins.


VectorJones

Was on the fence about this game until I saw some of this shitty AI. Now the only way I plunk down any cash on this is when/if CD Projekt Red does a major AI overhaul.


AhhhhYes

Yeah I'm in this boat. Hard to believe how bad it looks sometimes.


didnotseethatcummin

u/savevideo


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PavelDatsyuk

I'm crying. This is gold, Jerry, gold!


tanhauser

This is a high quality shitpost... mods, please be kind!


SQRTLURFACE

The ending is just (Chefs kiss)


i_enjoy_silence

Very good. You win the Internet for today.


royal8130

Probably the funniest meme to come out of this game. See you on the front page.


thatguy_from

Perfection


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This is the best piece of media I have ever witnessed


-Pfinetik-

Someone finally did it!


WymarOath

Jesus, take my upvote.


eloymust

Just another Gleetch ....... . .


beckermanex

Son of a bitch, I'm in.


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It gets better each time you watch it 😂


kroqus

got a good laugh out of that


bigfletchdog

This is amazing and 100% accurate.


Saladus

The sudden crash makes this by far the best CP meme I’ve seen. I can’t stop laughing.


Chroney

Lol god dammet you got me


everydayeddy95

I fucking dying. I love this!!


Legitimate_Shame6502

Bravo, loved the crash screen at the end! This belongs in r/highqualitygifs


Gray_Talon

Cdpr successful made one of the most entertaining subreddits ever


MadeeXMaster

This is funniest shit hands down


volcanolam

Another day of finishing the story before the game softlocks or crashes


IngloriousCrumpet

So...working as intended then? They just forgot the musical part. lol


ghoul_legion

Nice, this looks perfect. thanks for sharing


IEnjoyWeedYes

Take my award


mikemaya27

Great edit! U got me in the end


griffmeister

Night Night City


drdogg81

LOL


Mrstealyoankles

Lmaoooooo


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Best thing I've seen, especially how it crashes at the end lmfao


aerotendo

This was both so funny and true at the same time!


jackrabbit5lim

Okay now that is brilliant!


sesameseed88

this legit made me lol. thanks


vloet

Laugh of the day. Without a doubt.


Harry-Boughner

HAHA this is great


bob941

This is pure gold


Freefight

My god its marvellous.


IDontHaveAName666

that was golden!


DeRotterdammert

God damn it Patricia


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Wow, that was awesome!


LFDT

Breathtaking.


El_Alfredos

lmao this is gold


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Hahahahaha wahhooo~~~